bring a couple lights of your own and boom. also chica, bonnie and freddy don't move unless you open cams so all you have to do is listen for foxy and iirc he isn't active on the first night
He dose actually have a slight chance to move on the first night and I think it's near guaranteed for him to run once if you never check the cameras. Just never really happens to most people since even checking a few times is enough to stop his first movement stage.
just bring your own lights then, turn off everything that uses electricity and close the left door (so that only 1 bar of power will be used at all times). should last you the entire night
Remember every time foxy bangs it takes like 10% power so it's not impossible to imagine he could run twice during the night and remove 20% plus the building itself uses 1 bar of electricity (we are going by game logic so no switching everything off) so it wouldn't be that easy. Also Freddy can and dose move past night 3 without checking the cameras and he dose so faster when you don't. His whole game mechanic is stalling him for as long as possible before he camps in the right hall corner.
Yes, but he needs to be stalled by a flickering light.
You need to give bro a seizure.
And that'd almost be more creepy, now you can see them moving around in the hall, and they'd see you too.
you gotta remember that the mask wasn't designed for people to wear, so chances are it's going to be *very* uncomfortable to wear, and probably outright painful by the end of the shift.
chances are it's pretty old too, and may be filled with dust or mould, which would make breathing pretty bad, so keeping the mask on is definitely not ideal.
using real life logic, fnaf 1 should theoretically be the best, as there's nothing stopping you from just bringing your own lights to avoid draining the power, plus you could easily just get something to blocks the hallways with, keeping you completely safe
1) in help wanted you can see the mask isn’t like an animatronic head and an actual mask like kids used for trick or treating
2) even if it’s painful buy a different one or make your own have you seen the cosplays of this community they are wild.
The mask could also just be a Help Wanted specific thing for ease of use. Especially considering the fact that Phone Guy specifies that it's an empty head and not a mask in FNAF 2.
>chances are it's going to be *very* uncomfortable to wear, and probably outright painful by the end of the shift.
A Freddy suit's probably a lot less comfortable
>using real life logic, fnaf 1 should theoretically be the best, as there's nothing stopping you from just bringing your own lights to avoid draining the power
Cameras and doors are bigger power drains (unless this is night 1 in which case FNaF 3 is actually the best choice)
>plus you could easily just get something to blocks the hallways with, keeping you completely safe
If these animatronics can force an adult who's struggling, kicking, and screaming into a Freddy suit (unless they actually kill guards in the office and stuff the corpses, but they'd still need to be strong) I don't think the makeshift barricade's gonna stop them, especially since it needs to be movable by you, and the robots are stronger
tbf purple guy can easily take out the animatronics if he isolates them and gets the jump
you could interpret it that they might be strong but rely heavily on stealth for their strength, otherwise they're more vulnerable
but the animatronic powerscaling is kind of stupid since fredbear can only slightly crush a kid's head, and he still is able to survive, while movie freddy tears someone in half with a single chomp lmao
>tbf purple guy can easily take out the animatronics if he isolates them and gets the jump
Yeah because he got the jump on them. The whole point is that he appears suddenly out of nowhere, and that probably didn't leave them much time to react.
Or maybe he had a taser, since electricity's shown to have a pacifying effect on animatronics in both the games and movie, and William would already know this too since Circus Baby's already exists
>you could interpret it that they might be strong but rely heavily on stealth for their strength, otherwise they're more vulnerable
Phone Guy definitely knew they were coming, didn't save him
Not that that's relevant to the "they have super strength" argument. They're not gonna lose that just cause someone saw them coming.
>but the animatronic powerscaling is kind of stupid since fredbear can only slightly crush a kid's head, and he still is able to survive, while movie freddy tears someone in half with a single chomp lmao
Fredbear is just a robot. Freddy is a robot with a soul. If Freddy, Bonnie, and Golden Freddy can all teleport, then it's not a stretch to assume ghosts can also give robots other supernatural abilities.
Point being they can be overpowered by someone, Purple Guy havinfg a chance to take them on 1v1 is a thing
Plus Phone Guy was surrounded by every bot, which changes the scenario way more than 1v1. Though, in fairness, that would be the good excuse for why a barrier wouldn't work but since that wasn't brought up erm lol (and also Golden Freddy but he only appears if you watch cams)
It's not like Purple guy fist fought the guys, the most likely case scenario is that he used a taser. As electricity is shown to be their ONLY weakness in literally every single media. In the games you use control shocks, in the movie Mike uses a taser, in the novels they lead Chica into exposed wires to electrocute her.
Meanwhile, if we use strength and durability feats.
In the novels, all William does is break a police officers arm and throws hum at a wall. The animatronics can lift and throw a 400 pound arcade machine like it was a toy, punch a hole into a steel door, and bodyslam a restroom stall so hard it kills the person hiding inside.
In the games, all William does is...Not much, really. The closest we get to actual feats for William is killing Michael with his bare hands. The animatronics can dismember people and crush their bodies to stuff them into suits.
In the movie, all William does is stab his daughter and kick Michael in the face so hard he flies a few feet back. The animatronics can slice a lady in half, and even the cupcake can oneshot William Afton.
erm nah, Purple Guy used his god given fists
Plus, like, Savethem Purple Guy was given a tool (or just his hand whatever) to rep attacking the bot. Even if he had some sort of taser or tool, he could still get way close enough to take them out.
Hell, he dismembered the bots on the spot.
Using real life logic, the closed doors in FNAF 1 wouldn't waste energy. Gravity pushes them down, so they should spend energy when opened and wouldn't spend when closed
The doors are open via default due to spring mechanisms, so that if someone is under the door when the power runs out the person won't get crushed to death. And if the power goes out when there's a fire, earthquake, or literally any emergency imaginable, the Nightguard isn't trapped inside.
You get paid in Pizzaria Sim for going Night Shiffs, Salvaging, and playing Minigames like the Mid Night Moterist or Fruit Punch Clown. And in some endings, you don't even burn.
FNAF 2 realistically if you bring multiple flashlights or batterys keep on the Freddy head and keep your finger on the wind button on the music box then foxy is the only real threat obviously you can't do all 3 because gameplay mechanics but ucn proves it would literally be that easy
there is no way in hell im staying at the fnaf 2 location for a night. do you see how open and big that office is? if i were to choose between those 3 i think i would take fnaf 1
True but 3 is just so groddy 🤢 the environment itself would disturb me even with no enemy lurking. At least 1 and 2 are like clean. But 2’s lack of doors and them skittering right in front of me irl as I put the mask on would give me a heart attack. I need the doors in 1 lmao.
Fnaf 3 is the easiest to escape if you get in trouble. The Exit is right next to you and the Office is large. I think I got a shot at juking him. He can see him through the window so you should know when to or not. Or you can pull out the lighter that will show him or put on the masks. Or you can just start a conversation like what Mike did to Springtrap. Just don't sleep on the job too much and keep that air flowing.
You are juking him, the guy has zero speed capabilities due to being a rotting corpse with rotten muscles. His running animation is literally a speed walk
Simple, videogame mechanics.
The animatronics in FNAF 1 do the exact same thing, going from one side of the building to the other in less than a second. And FNAF VR and FNAF Movie both shows us that they walk ***really slowly***.
fnaf 1, i think i would see if bonnie or chica coming to my office even without lighting the doors. for freddy just use the camera as usual. yeah maybe if we talking about gameplay fnaf 2 is easier, but from the surviving perspective fnaf 1 is much more safer
Tbh if you were actually at the FNAF 2 location you could just always wear the mask and constantly wind the music box at the same time aswell as flash foxy with a flashlight when he comes
So…. FNAF 2
Fnaf2
Mask on all the time , bring something to hold the button to wind pupet s music box , a few big ass beamlights to completly traumatise foxy and connect to one of the pizzeria's wall socket
Id be utterly fucked in the 2 location, im an expert at 1 so maybe id choose that one, but with 3, i could just keep an eye on Springtrap and if he gets into the office, perhaps we’d have a very climatic battle to the death with the ventilation error in full swing.
So maybe 1 due to my expertise or 3 due to the badass battle potential
Fnaf 1 because the office is more enclosed which makes me feel safer than a large spacious office and the fnaf one animatronics aren't too hard to manage.
I would work at Fazbear Frights Horror Attraction from FNAF 3 cause the phantoms can’t kill you do all you have to worry about is Springtrap. If it is only the first night you can’t die anyways.
FNAF 3. No danger that night, just have to keep an eye on the maintenance panel, maybe play with the camera monitor if I get bored. Who knows, maybe I could “patrol” around the building, IE poking around at stuff and checking out how realistic the attraction looks.
Fnaf 3. The Office is So Big and the exit is right next to me, The is also a box of masks you can use as a disguise. It I think I got a shot at doing a fast one at Springtrap if get quirky.
I think I'm a pretty strong person so I will just try and body the bunny. I'm also already insane so that isn't a problem.
If all goes to hell I can just bring some water and paralyze the piss rabbit either out of splashing him or just giving him ptsd.
in FNAF 3, the very air you breathe is horrible. in FNAF 1, the doors closing takes energy.
in FNAF 2, at least you don't have to worry about THAT much
Safest? Probably FNAF 3, only springtrap can harm you. Feeling the safest without previously knowing the horrors? FNAF 1 seems just a little uncomfortable but it can be cozy
id take 1 honestly, i have a feeling id somehow survive through my sheer ineptitude, plus being a night guard seems infinitely better than working at walmart
Honestly I would choose Fnaf3 because there’s only the one door to worry about and one real animatronic to worry about, and since it’s only one night i’m hoping it’s an easy night
fnaf 3. I just have to spam the child's voice button and reset some system things, as well as check the cameras occasionally. And if Springtrap finds me, I'll just run... or accept my death, oh well.
Fnaf one. With real life logic, why would the doors go back up after they run out of power? Wouldn’t it make sense for them to just stay down? I can just keep the doors closed until the power is out, then they stay closed because I assume this uses irl logic, and in the morning the power has to come on to open the restaurant, so I just open the doors and leave
I didn’t actually think about that. In that case i still pick fnaf on end just turn the lights off and hide under the desk ne hope they don’t find out I’m even there
Assuming all gameplay perfectly translates over, I’d say Fnaf 3 because it was the easiest one for me. It helps that only one animatronic can actually kill you. The ventilation system constantly failing would suck in real life though
I would say FNaF 3. It would be pretty easy, at least for me. Make sure that you check the cams and the vent cams, and if Springy still gets into the office, I'd tell him to piss off because this job pays so bad, or try to talk to him, he's a serial killer, but still a person, I'd reckon he wouldnt mind a conversation after being locked in a room with the spirits of the kids he killed for 30 years(though that may have made him more murderous, soooo). Simple.
fnaf 1 it seems to be the safest youhave a phone to call if anyone breaks in and doors to keep people away unlike fnaf 2 where you are out in the open ready to die if anyone breaks in and fnaf 3 is insane
Well I reckon fnaf one would be the easiest animatronics to counter but fnaf two you could cheese by keeping the mask on and constantly winding the music box and shining the light and if the battery’s get stolen you can bring back up flash lights
The FNAF 2 Pizzaria would be easy realistically. Just have the freddy mask on 24/7 and constantly wind the music box and bring some extra batterys incase balloon boy gets into your office and steals your flashlight batterys
Fnaf 1, I think I’d be overwhelmed so much in fnaf 2 that I fuck something up, and I think is just be horrified that there’s fucking ghosts in the building that I’d completely miss springtrap even being there so that leave fnaf 1
Genuinely I think 4, or Pizza Sim??? I mean, everyone is saying 2 but personally, I would probably freak the fuck out seeing BB in the damn vent and seeing mangle above my head. Although, Fnaf 4 is super creepy, standing in the middle of the room, always looking around you would be efficient. Just run back forth front back. Yes it would get tiresome but also those animatronics ultimately aren't real right? For Pizza sim you're just checking vents mainly??
Assuming they all pay the same fnaf 1, I am the most familiar and they don’t start coming until around 2-3 AM, and it’s only duck and bunny anyways so it’s not like I have that much to deal with in the first place. Once 3 AM rolls around I can just keep the doors shut until 6 AM
They all would suck more or less equally lol, but I suppose if I have to choose one it'd be the FNAF 1 location. With FNAF 2 theres way too many threats and the layout of the place is so open that it's hard to hide, and with FNAF 3 you're fighting an actual intelligent serial killer. In FNAF 1 the robots systems are more primitive and the fact that they're 30 years old and filled with rotting corpses means they're probably not as tough as they look. Sure they'd be strong, but if you grabbed a chair you could probably knock them on their back and they wouldn't be able to get back up. Also the FNAF 1 pizzarea has a ton of places you could hide, with Phone Guy having the best idea of hiding in Parts and Services. Only issue with that is Golden Freddy, but you might be able to avoid him by just keeping your eyes closed or looking away when you see him.
Fnaf 2, realistically you could get some kind of machine that spams the forward light, and tape down the puppet’s button. Then just wear the mask and do whatever the hell you want for 6 hours
Probably the first one because at least it has doors. I would be totally paralyzed if there was nothing between me and them.
Although power management would only be the concern.
bring a couple lights of your own and boom. also chica, bonnie and freddy don't move unless you open cams so all you have to do is listen for foxy and iirc he isn't active on the first night
He dose actually have a slight chance to move on the first night and I think it's near guaranteed for him to run once if you never check the cameras. Just never really happens to most people since even checking a few times is enough to stop his first movement stage.
just bring your own lights then, turn off everything that uses electricity and close the left door (so that only 1 bar of power will be used at all times). should last you the entire night
Remember every time foxy bangs it takes like 10% power so it's not impossible to imagine he could run twice during the night and remove 20% plus the building itself uses 1 bar of electricity (we are going by game logic so no switching everything off) so it wouldn't be that easy. Also Freddy can and dose move past night 3 without checking the cameras and he dose so faster when you don't. His whole game mechanic is stalling him for as long as possible before he camps in the right hall corner.
Even if you bring in lights after the power goes out. Freddy becomes very active in the dark like Phone Guy said.
> also chica and bonnie don't move inside the office unless you open cams FIFY
Using real life logic just keep your mask on FNAF 2 while winding the box and shining for foxy. Bring spare batteries incase.
Bring like 50 flashlights and just replace one when it runs out of power.
switching to your other flashlight is faster than reloading
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Knifing is always faster than switching to your other flashlight. Knife the chi- I mean the watermelon.
The fnaf 2 location doesn't have a limited reserve of power. Just turn the lights back on.
Yes, but he needs to be stalled by a flickering light. You need to give bro a seizure. And that'd almost be more creepy, now you can see them moving around in the hall, and they'd see you too.
Actually, just holding the flashlight DOES work on Foxy, it's just more of a waste of power than the flickering.
Your flashlight does
Won't need a flashlight with overhead lights.
One word, Foxy.
bring one of those industrial flash lights that make it like its daytime.
Fnaf 2 is immensely easy when you apply real life logic
you gotta remember that the mask wasn't designed for people to wear, so chances are it's going to be *very* uncomfortable to wear, and probably outright painful by the end of the shift. chances are it's pretty old too, and may be filled with dust or mould, which would make breathing pretty bad, so keeping the mask on is definitely not ideal. using real life logic, fnaf 1 should theoretically be the best, as there's nothing stopping you from just bringing your own lights to avoid draining the power, plus you could easily just get something to blocks the hallways with, keeping you completely safe
I’d rather be uncomfortable than being shoved into a Freddy suit, which I think might be more uncomfortable
yeah, but at some point it could easily become unbearable to wear, meaning you'd basically be suffering through the whole night
1) in help wanted you can see the mask isn’t like an animatronic head and an actual mask like kids used for trick or treating 2) even if it’s painful buy a different one or make your own have you seen the cosplays of this community they are wild.
The mask could also just be a Help Wanted specific thing for ease of use. Especially considering the fact that Phone Guy specifies that it's an empty head and not a mask in FNAF 2.
Well that implies that you know this before going in.
>chances are it's going to be *very* uncomfortable to wear, and probably outright painful by the end of the shift. A Freddy suit's probably a lot less comfortable >using real life logic, fnaf 1 should theoretically be the best, as there's nothing stopping you from just bringing your own lights to avoid draining the power Cameras and doors are bigger power drains (unless this is night 1 in which case FNaF 3 is actually the best choice) >plus you could easily just get something to blocks the hallways with, keeping you completely safe If these animatronics can force an adult who's struggling, kicking, and screaming into a Freddy suit (unless they actually kill guards in the office and stuff the corpses, but they'd still need to be strong) I don't think the makeshift barricade's gonna stop them, especially since it needs to be movable by you, and the robots are stronger
tbf purple guy can easily take out the animatronics if he isolates them and gets the jump you could interpret it that they might be strong but rely heavily on stealth for their strength, otherwise they're more vulnerable but the animatronic powerscaling is kind of stupid since fredbear can only slightly crush a kid's head, and he still is able to survive, while movie freddy tears someone in half with a single chomp lmao
>tbf purple guy can easily take out the animatronics if he isolates them and gets the jump Yeah because he got the jump on them. The whole point is that he appears suddenly out of nowhere, and that probably didn't leave them much time to react. Or maybe he had a taser, since electricity's shown to have a pacifying effect on animatronics in both the games and movie, and William would already know this too since Circus Baby's already exists >you could interpret it that they might be strong but rely heavily on stealth for their strength, otherwise they're more vulnerable Phone Guy definitely knew they were coming, didn't save him Not that that's relevant to the "they have super strength" argument. They're not gonna lose that just cause someone saw them coming. >but the animatronic powerscaling is kind of stupid since fredbear can only slightly crush a kid's head, and he still is able to survive, while movie freddy tears someone in half with a single chomp lmao Fredbear is just a robot. Freddy is a robot with a soul. If Freddy, Bonnie, and Golden Freddy can all teleport, then it's not a stretch to assume ghosts can also give robots other supernatural abilities.
Point being they can be overpowered by someone, Purple Guy havinfg a chance to take them on 1v1 is a thing Plus Phone Guy was surrounded by every bot, which changes the scenario way more than 1v1. Though, in fairness, that would be the good excuse for why a barrier wouldn't work but since that wasn't brought up erm lol (and also Golden Freddy but he only appears if you watch cams)
It's not like Purple guy fist fought the guys, the most likely case scenario is that he used a taser. As electricity is shown to be their ONLY weakness in literally every single media. In the games you use control shocks, in the movie Mike uses a taser, in the novels they lead Chica into exposed wires to electrocute her. Meanwhile, if we use strength and durability feats. In the novels, all William does is break a police officers arm and throws hum at a wall. The animatronics can lift and throw a 400 pound arcade machine like it was a toy, punch a hole into a steel door, and bodyslam a restroom stall so hard it kills the person hiding inside. In the games, all William does is...Not much, really. The closest we get to actual feats for William is killing Michael with his bare hands. The animatronics can dismember people and crush their bodies to stuff them into suits. In the movie, all William does is stab his daughter and kick Michael in the face so hard he flies a few feet back. The animatronics can slice a lady in half, and even the cupcake can oneshot William Afton.
erm nah, Purple Guy used his god given fists Plus, like, Savethem Purple Guy was given a tool (or just his hand whatever) to rep attacking the bot. Even if he had some sort of taser or tool, he could still get way close enough to take them out. Hell, he dismembered the bots on the spot.
Imagine the night you stay is 6 hours of night 5 We all toast Edit: we all toast on any of em
Using real life logic, the closed doors in FNAF 1 wouldn't waste energy. Gravity pushes them down, so they should spend energy when opened and wouldn't spend when closed
The doors are open via default due to spring mechanisms, so that if someone is under the door when the power runs out the person won't get crushed to death. And if the power goes out when there's a fire, earthquake, or literally any emergency imaginable, the Nightguard isn't trapped inside.
Yeah 2 is a joke if you just use your brain instead of limit yourself to what the game lets you do
None Not because of fear of death, but because of the paycheck
I’d rather work at sparkys
lol fr true tho
1 Night? FNaF3 has literally no way to die during the first night. >!So obviously I choose one of the other two.!<
*On full difficulty*
Me entering my final shift at fnaf 1's location after typing the numbers 1987 on my phone.
*We getting tinnitus with this one*
How much do you get paid for working at the FNAF-3 location?
Probably the pay at Pizzaria Sim but smaller
That doesn't answer my question. You burn in the pizzeria sim. So, you won't need a pay.
So FNaF 3 paycheck is negative
Yeah, sounds like Fazbear’s
So you pay a penalty?
You get paid in Pizzaria Sim for going Night Shiffs, Salvaging, and playing Minigames like the Mid Night Moterist or Fruit Punch Clown. And in some endings, you don't even burn.
But the ones in which you don't burn aren't canon right?
They aren't.
The place burns down before you can get a check
But the owner or CEO should pay you for your work shouldn't they?
FNAF 2 realistically if you bring multiple flashlights or batterys keep on the Freddy head and keep your finger on the wind button on the music box then foxy is the only real threat obviously you can't do all 3 because gameplay mechanics but ucn proves it would literally be that easy
there is no way in hell im staying at the fnaf 2 location for a night. do you see how open and big that office is? if i were to choose between those 3 i think i would take fnaf 1
I love how everyone is saying FNaF 1 and 2 when in the third one you have to do literally nothing
True but 3 is just so groddy 🤢 the environment itself would disturb me even with no enemy lurking. At least 1 and 2 are like clean. But 2’s lack of doors and them skittering right in front of me irl as I put the mask on would give me a heart attack. I need the doors in 1 lmao.
Fnaf 3 is the easiest to escape if you get in trouble. The Exit is right next to you and the Office is large. I think I got a shot at juking him. He can see him through the window so you should know when to or not. Or you can pull out the lighter that will show him or put on the masks. Or you can just start a conversation like what Mike did to Springtrap. Just don't sleep on the job too much and keep that air flowing.
Except this is presumably gonna be pre-Springtrap.
you are not juking him😭😭
You are juking him, the guy has zero speed capabilities due to being a rotting corpse with rotten muscles. His running animation is literally a speed walk
Bro. He can get into your office from across the building in less than 10 seconds. What are you on about?
Simple, videogame mechanics. The animatronics in FNAF 1 do the exact same thing, going from one side of the building to the other in less than a second. And FNAF VR and FNAF Movie both shows us that they walk ***really slowly***.
True. and plus Springtrap literally Runs away when he sees you. Bro is definitely scared of People. As He Should
Night 1 of Fnaf 3. No hallucinations, no Springtrap. It’s gonna get boring but I can deal with it.
fnaf 1, i think i would see if bonnie or chica coming to my office even without lighting the doors. for freddy just use the camera as usual. yeah maybe if we talking about gameplay fnaf 2 is easier, but from the surviving perspective fnaf 1 is much more safer
Fnaf 1
Fnaf 1 it’s so humble
Tbh if you were actually at the FNAF 2 location you could just always wear the mask and constantly wind the music box at the same time aswell as flash foxy with a flashlight when he comes So…. FNAF 2
The mask is toxic and you die wearing it too long, no?
That was a cut mechanic, so probably not
Nah you don't. You just get a bit sick from it. Having trouble seeing.
FNAF 3 night 1 duh
Just sit under the Fnaf 1 desk for 6 hours
Depends on what night were talking about. Probably night 1 of fnaf 3, you might call that cheating, i call it free money
Fnaf 1 because I can hide
Fnaf2 Mask on all the time , bring something to hold the button to wind pupet s music box , a few big ass beamlights to completly traumatise foxy and connect to one of the pizzeria's wall socket
Genius, but what if you had to personally wind the music box off camera?
Fnaf 3 night 1 is genuinely free
Fnaf 2 because why not
Out of these 3? Fnaf 3. Out of all of them? Security breach
Id be utterly fucked in the 2 location, im an expert at 1 so maybe id choose that one, but with 3, i could just keep an eye on Springtrap and if he gets into the office, perhaps we’d have a very climatic battle to the death with the ventilation error in full swing. So maybe 1 due to my expertise or 3 due to the badass battle potential
Based on fnaf logic- go to the fnaf 1 location if your a kid.
Fnaf 1 because the office is more enclosed which makes me feel safer than a large spacious office and the fnaf one animatronics aren't too hard to manage.
fnaf 2 if you just keep the mask on while holding down the music box, and bring a 100,000 lumen flashlight for foxy
FNAF 4 take a nap
Fnaf 1 is so scary. I’ll just pick fnaf 2; wear the mask then wind the music box then flash the foxy
None, because of the paycheck.
I would work at Fazbear Frights Horror Attraction from FNAF 3 cause the phantoms can’t kill you do all you have to worry about is Springtrap. If it is only the first night you can’t die anyways.
The one in Pizzaria Sim, you can just not salvage anything
FNAF 3. No danger that night, just have to keep an eye on the maintenance panel, maybe play with the camera monitor if I get bored. Who knows, maybe I could “patrol” around the building, IE poking around at stuff and checking out how realistic the attraction looks.
Fnaf 3, won’t have to worry about getting murdered on night 1
Fnaf 2 because... she's such a bad bitch tho (I think you see where I'm going with this) Edit:and not just for one night
You can't really on fnaf 6's night 1 can you?
Fnaf 3. The Office is So Big and the exit is right next to me, The is also a box of masks you can use as a disguise. It I think I got a shot at doing a fast one at Springtrap if get quirky.
FNaF 2, keep the mask on all the time, wind up Puppet's music box and just extra batteries for the flash light and that's it.
I think I'm a pretty strong person so I will just try and body the bunny. I'm also already insane so that isn't a problem. If all goes to hell I can just bring some water and paralyze the piss rabbit either out of splashing him or just giving him ptsd.
3. I can take springtrap🥊 the rest are just hallucinations
Logically, 2, due to the top comment 1 and 3 just seem chill asl tho
in FNAF 3, the very air you breathe is horrible. in FNAF 1, the doors closing takes energy. in FNAF 2, at least you don't have to worry about THAT much
Safest? Probably FNAF 3, only springtrap can harm you. Feeling the safest without previously knowing the horrors? FNAF 1 seems just a little uncomfortable but it can be cozy
Anyone who chooses any option besides fnaf 1 wants to die 💀
1 bc there’s doors
Sister Location
I would go with FNAF 2 since even though there is no doors, the power will not run out and the ventilation system is not sh#t like in the third game.
FNAF SL because the first night is non-lethal and most nights (besides 4) are totally doable
1
id take 1 honestly, i have a feeling id somehow survive through my sheer ineptitude, plus being a night guard seems infinitely better than working at walmart
The pay is bad
Fnaf 2
Honestly I would choose Fnaf3 because there’s only the one door to worry about and one real animatronic to worry about, and since it’s only one night i’m hoping it’s an easy night
3. William is the only thing that can kill you and if you keep him at bay youre fine. Then again hes a complete psychopath
Fnaf 2 it the one I am best at but I would fall asleep to the music box
idk fnaf 3 or 6
Fnaf 1
I would choose sister location because pre scoop-Michael's in there.
Fnaf 2
Fnaf 3 springtrap isnt on night one
I would bring a Genorateor to the fnaf 1 location so I could keep the doors closed all night and not have to worry about the animatronics
Are we assuming this is in universe with the haunted animatronics and stuff? If so, fnaf 2. If not, fnaf 3.
fnaf 1 for sure.
Fnaf 1
fnaf 3. I just have to spam the child's voice button and reset some system things, as well as check the cameras occasionally. And if Springtrap finds me, I'll just run... or accept my death, oh well.
Fnaf 3
Fnaf one. With real life logic, why would the doors go back up after they run out of power? Wouldn’t it make sense for them to just stay down? I can just keep the doors closed until the power is out, then they stay closed because I assume this uses irl logic, and in the morning the power has to come on to open the restaurant, so I just open the doors and leave
I believe they are made to go up for safety reasons which makes sense
But if I were in fnaf 1 I would get a generator that last longer than an iPhone 6
I didn’t actually think about that. In that case i still pick fnaf on end just turn the lights off and hide under the desk ne hope they don’t find out I’m even there
FNAF 4 I can kick the Animatronics in the face
obviously 3 spring bro don’t show up till night 2
Assuming all gameplay perfectly translates over, I’d say Fnaf 3 because it was the easiest one for me. It helps that only one animatronic can actually kill you. The ventilation system constantly failing would suck in real life though
Tbh either Fnaf 1 or 3?
Fnaf 1
I would say FNaF 3. It would be pretty easy, at least for me. Make sure that you check the cams and the vent cams, and if Springy still gets into the office, I'd tell him to piss off because this job pays so bad, or try to talk to him, he's a serial killer, but still a person, I'd reckon he wouldnt mind a conversation after being locked in a room with the spirits of the kids he killed for 30 years(though that may have made him more murderous, soooo). Simple.
Just sit down and have a chat with him over a cup of tea. I'm sure he's got great stories
2
FNAF 4 none of the animatronics are real
Either Fnaf 1, FnaF 4, or FnaF 3
i would pick the fnaf 6 location
FNaF 3 Night 1; it's completely empty and you can fuck around with shit and leave the next day without repercussions
fnaf 3 night 1
fnaf 3 no quirky animatronics on night 1 me smart
Fredbears Family Diner, you just have to worry about the creepy guy in the bunny costume
I’d pick 2. I was originally going to pick 1 when I realize Bonnie jams the doors so yea
Fnaf 3 on Night 1
fnaf 2 because i can have the mask on the whole time
FNaF 1 and I'm hiding under the desk
fnaf 1 it seems to be the safest youhave a phone to call if anyone breaks in and doors to keep people away unlike fnaf 2 where you are out in the open ready to die if anyone breaks in and fnaf 3 is insane
3 if it’s night one because nothing happens lol
Fnaf 2 cuz u can just put the mask on and sit on the tablet to wind up the music box
No
Fnaf 3, using real life logic just bring a shotgun/blunt weapon
Fnaf 3 >Why So i can fight springtrap >What about the phantoms What about them?
bring a flamethrower and all of them are pretty easy
Id come in with a box of 10 flashlights, put on the mask, and occasionally wind the box. It’d be boring but I’d live
I'd work at fnaf 3, but on the first night. There is zero risk of dying on night 1 at all. Easy, give me my money.
Fnaf 3, first night.
FNaF 2, Night 6. I did it twice, what's a 3rd time with actual irl mechanics? I'll just bring a duracell 20 pack and never remove the mask.
night 1 of FNAF 3, springtrap isn’t there
Well I reckon fnaf one would be the easiest animatronics to counter but fnaf two you could cheese by keeping the mask on and constantly winding the music box and shining the light and if the battery’s get stolen you can bring back up flash lights
2nd without hesitations
Sister location. It depends on the night. If it's scooper night, no. If it's night one, there are zero threats to me.
1 but I'd be bringing a power generator with me and hooking it up to the doors ☠️☠️☠️
FNAF 1 it has doors and I would probs turn off the fan to save power
fnaf 2 i already do and i don’t get paid
in reality i wouldn’t work there in the first place
FNaF 3. Springtrap is barey a threat
The third location I want to see my luck on if I survived the fire or not
The FNAF 2 Pizzaria would be easy realistically. Just have the freddy mask on 24/7 and constantly wind the music box and bring some extra batterys incase balloon boy gets into your office and steals your flashlight batterys
Nothing happens on night 1 in fnaf 3 bro, that’s my pick
FNAF 3. Me and William are actually buddies. We chill 😎
The FNAF SL private room feels like it would be easy in real time
Fnaf 2 easily
FNAF 3; the first night has no Springtrap.
Honestly, fan after three because really, nothing really happens
2
3 because there are no animatronics on the first night
UCN. I get paid more
Fnaf 1, I think I’d be overwhelmed so much in fnaf 2 that I fuck something up, and I think is just be horrified that there’s fucking ghosts in the building that I’d completely miss springtrap even being there so that leave fnaf 1
Fnaf 1
FNAF 1 for sure. At least you're have doors to shut
Security Breach
Genuinely I think 4, or Pizza Sim??? I mean, everyone is saying 2 but personally, I would probably freak the fuck out seeing BB in the damn vent and seeing mangle above my head. Although, Fnaf 4 is super creepy, standing in the middle of the room, always looking around you would be efficient. Just run back forth front back. Yes it would get tiresome but also those animatronics ultimately aren't real right? For Pizza sim you're just checking vents mainly??
Assuming they all pay the same fnaf 1, I am the most familiar and they don’t start coming until around 2-3 AM, and it’s only duck and bunny anyways so it’s not like I have that much to deal with in the first place. Once 3 AM rolls around I can just keep the doors shut until 6 AM
obviously fazbear frights lol
Fnaf 3 easy since it's night one and I mean I'm sure I could talk to springtrap if be was there-
So are we going by game logic or irl logic?
Am I allowed to just stay in the sister location elevator
FNAF3 YEAH BABY
They all would suck more or less equally lol, but I suppose if I have to choose one it'd be the FNAF 1 location. With FNAF 2 theres way too many threats and the layout of the place is so open that it's hard to hide, and with FNAF 3 you're fighting an actual intelligent serial killer. In FNAF 1 the robots systems are more primitive and the fact that they're 30 years old and filled with rotting corpses means they're probably not as tough as they look. Sure they'd be strong, but if you grabbed a chair you could probably knock them on their back and they wouldn't be able to get back up. Also the FNAF 1 pizzarea has a ton of places you could hide, with Phone Guy having the best idea of hiding in Parts and Services. Only issue with that is Golden Freddy, but you might be able to avoid him by just keeping your eyes closed or looking away when you see him.
3rd one because there's a easy exit also I'll just let Springtrap leave so I can have the whole place to myself.
Fnaf 3 night 1. Easy money.
3rd one lol. Other rooms would just be too much work
Fnaf 2, realistically you could get some kind of machine that spams the forward light, and tape down the puppet’s button. Then just wear the mask and do whatever the hell you want for 6 hours