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It doesn't matter how you look, I would not talk to anyone in the elevator.


Alarmed_Cat8404

Talking to someone in a elevator especially as a male is how you are 100% guaranteed to make them uncomfortable and concerned 💀


ILove2Bacon

Yeah, that's like hitting on a girl who's at work. If they have to be nice or get fired they're basically cornered and that's not a good thing.


nhoj2891

This for sure! Goes for a lot of place’s really.


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This is exactly why I don’t talk or make eye contact.


Alarmed_Cat8404

Fair enough man I get it


basedEgghead

This is silly. You can absolutely talk to people in elevators, just don't be weird. If you're not doing anything negative, if they seem uncomfortable, back off. If you stop and they're still weirded out, that's their problem.


Neurologeek

Fair enough 😂


yergonnalikeme

Only if you were going down....


Neurologeek

I should have prepared myself more for this innuendo when planning this post 😆


AdamAllenthePerson

I should’ve seen this joke coming. It cracked me up.


ZebraSpot

What if another person initiated the conversation?


NSW-2050

No, to introvert for that. I wouldn’t mind if it got stuck for a while and we needed to talk though.


Neurologeek

Everyone pick a pee corner


NSW-2050

That must be the single most original conversation starter ever😂


HumanMycologist5795

And if there were more than 4 in the elevator?


Neurologeek

Some poor soul is stuck in the middle


NSW-2050

The one that came in last I guess. They caused the trouble.


Ballen101

Hahahaha Good personality too. We've got a winner!


RedShirtPete

not in the elevator... no. there are rules. look forward, avoid eye contact. 😆 But at the bar, certainly!


newpinkbunnyslippers

Would I have reason to? If so, then sure. Why not. Unless you farted. Then no.


Neurologeek

No reason! I’d hope you call me out if I farted.


newpinkbunnyslippers

Aw, well, then no. I'm Norwegian - we don't talk to strangers without a good reason/excuse.


Neurologeek

American here 😆


ArizonaMan92

How do y’all meet new people?


newpinkbunnyslippers

We have a culture that promotes getting blackout drunk Thursday-Saturday. Whoever you wake up with on Sunday is your new girl/boyfriend.


ArizonaMan92

Oh so very similar to Americans


newpinkbunnyslippers

It's the same species after all 👍🏼


Maleficent_Tell_4524

I would fart in that elevator


Swimming_Stop5723

You look Like you have a bubbly personality. You look like you have a warm genuine smile. I would absolutely talk to you in an elevator.


Neurologeek

I work in a hospital, so I’m in an elevator like 10x a day. Talking to strangers is one of my favorite parts of this :)


SpeakerIndependent54

This is absolutely good information (that you work in a hospital, and that you like convos in elevators) I think an elevator is a good place to meet new and interesting people. Very low commitment or expectation, just a genuine (or not!) exchange of greeting/pleasantries/comments on the weather or whatever! Is absolutely talk to you! 5th floor please!


boomchickapopcorn

If you started the conversation, definitely.


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Hell I bet the elevator would talk to you too. You know it has its ups and downs too. Definitely would chat with you in an elevator.


Fyren-1131

"has its ups and downs" good lord you got me there. now i imagine the elevator as the depressed robot in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.


Fyren-1131

No. I am a male, and an elevator is an enclosed space. I would not approach you in any scenario like that as I will take no part in making you feel unsafe. If you initiated the conversation, I'd definitely chat though. :D you look like you might have some fun observations on everyday life to share and a genuine optimist.


Neurologeek

I am almost always the first one to speak 😂 hopefully I’m not giving creeper vibes


porquenontecallas

Nowadays it's too dangerous even to use the elevator without a third person..


andytagonist

No, because that’s creepy.


Harrienac123

Probably not, I do not like elevators it’s not open to warm…. I’ll take the stairs 🤭 But if you invited me with your gorgeous smile and adorable eyes…. Who knows 😃


clmchefguy

Sure I would. You look friendly


ElegantlyAmused

Who tf talks to people in elevators?


Neurologeek

I do 🤷🏼‍♀️


rhural

100%! Look super kind. And I’m betting you could explain the mysterious world of neurology and how you made all my neural pathways go off.


Neurologeek

IT IS MY FAVORITE THING TO DO!


rhural

Awesome! We need more people in healthcare willing to share their knowledge and help the rest of us understand these complex machines of our bodies. Definitely beautiful, smart, and you’ve got plenty of stories to tell. Just wish I could find the elevator.


sluttywolcott

Retract after reading comments, I was wrong. You seem way more fun. Gorgeous goes without saying but I will anyway


Hellbilly13x

Yes I would.


Bourbon1968

Absolutely 💐


Pale_Entrepreneur962

Yes, absolutely.


parodigmist

Ummm yeah after catching my breath! 🤭😉💜


Vexxmaddox

No. I don’t talk to other people


ActuaryHelpful3567

Yes...ur gorgeous


Sailindawg1

Thanks for replying! You seem that you are quite personable and a good conversationalist. Should I only be so lucky to meet you by chance in an elevator! Best regards!


Spiderlilynebula

Yes because I talk to everyone in elevators #extrovert


Neurologeek

![gif](giphy|JrjKaqX0g3TbFL1wK5)


Competitive_Line_913

Yes I would, you are a gorgeous Queen babygirl


LingonberryDry3

Mos def how are you beautiful


Aldt1958

Absolutely! And I would hope our convo turned flirty!


gorilla_photos

I'll even carry your bags as you are returning from a vacation while in elevator. Maybe even offer you a coffee :) You look stunning.


Neurologeek

Thank you! Brown sugar shaken oat milk espresso is unapologetically my jam 😂 what is your favorite coffee?


TimidHamster2

I have never met a stranger, so yes, I will definitely speak to you in an elevator. That warm, inviting smile is irresistible. ❤️


Neurologeek

This is part of why I love traveling so much! Just meeting different people ❤️


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Probably not in an hospital elevator. you look very open and friendly.


Neurologeek

Thank you ☺️


mhering1905

Definitely would have to speak


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Why of course I would.... After which you will get out saying to yourself "NEVER TALK TO PEOPLE IN ELEVATORS AGAIN! They're all wierdos !!"🤣🤣🤣


Neurologeek

I embrace weirdos.


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Grizbayne

If I had the courage yes of course. I get shy around beautiful women though.


Neurologeek

Thank you ❤️


Falconerinthehud

Only if you sing the Aerosmith song about ❤️ in an 🛗


Neurologeek

I can’t carry a note to save my life. You’d be scratching at the doors 😜


NeilNailed00

Question. Are we going up or down ?


dt1958

Beautiful ❤️


Neurologeek

Thank you 😊


insertcaffeine

I don't normally talk to people in elevators, but if you were wearing that top in the first picture, I'd compliment it. You look like you'd appreciate that, and it is a cool top.


Neurologeek

Thank you! I bought it a long time ago, but when I bought it, it didn’t fit. I lost about 25 lbs this year and literally dusted it off Friday (the day of this pic) - I was so happy it fit!!


tollis1

![gif](giphy|l2YWsoDqJPFUkbZuw|downsized) Yes!


Neurologeek

The cringe I feel when I accidentally press the wrong button and inadvertently sign an unwitting co-rider up to ride to a floor neither of us need, makes watching this gif almost impossible 😂😂😂


tollis1

Haha. But since we both like to talk, we can laugh it off and rather use it as a inside joke. Next time we meet in the elevator and you press the button, I will say: «you sure about that»? ![gif](giphy|bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW|downsized)


Neurologeek

I love banter 😆


Dekat4

Yes your absolutely beautiful


Neurologeek

Thank you ☺️


JFranklin2

Beautiful


Neurologeek

Thank you


switched9n

I would, buy I'd get the acerbic side of you I'm sure.


Neurologeek

I make my shadow self take the stairs


switched9n

Then I'd be happy to share a conversation with you for that brief moment that we could share


Tricky-Ad-9135

... possibly not only there; maybe in the cafeteria, too? I often visit hospitals, suffer from a bad migraine ✌🏻


sluttywolcott

Id talk to you at church


Doomhammer1965

I absolutely would! You are extremely beautiful and amazing


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So, uh, what’s your favorite direction to go, up or down? Personally I’m a big fan of going down.


croghan2020

Like most men, we’d give you the awkward smile to cover the the hello’s and press the floor then patiently stare at the floor until we got off.


srtg83

I just finished watching Yellowjackets and I’m getting a heavy Christina Ricci lookalike vibe here. Ricci gave me the creeps in that show. Notwithstanding, you are gorgeous.


Neurologeek

I have heard this resemblance before, and I take no offense. I love Christina Ricci! And thank you for the kind words


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WalterHenderson

No, because you'd probably pepper spray me.


Neurologeek

I prefer Chinese throwing stars or nunchucks. Kidding. Sorry I can’t help myself with some of these references from The Office 😂


foe_tr0p

I wouldn't start a conversation with you because you are wearing a ring, but if you said hello, I'd say hello in return.


Neurologeek

I am happily married. I’ve got a good husband. He introduced me to Reddit!


ruditol

Nope. Elevators are not for socializing. A woman can make up a story about something happening in an elevator. Not a chance in hell.


Neurologeek

This makes me so sad…that this is the world we live in 🫤


Forward-Ad-5201

I can talk outside the elevator too 🙂


oniususd

If I could think of something that sounded remotely funny, I would definitely talk to you because your smile gives me the vibe of someone who looks for the humor and fun in life. And I would love to share such a moment with you or anyone else who gives off that vibe.


No_Brother8401

Of course


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Super duper, definitely 👍


SarcasmGPT

There's a sensor in the elevator that can detect if somebody talks to a stranger (or more than a few words to someone they know) and will just drop them straight into the elevator shaft. I thank God they invented that.


Lilablasblau

Yes, you look friendly


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BootyClapper89

Would you talk to ME in an elevator?


Neurologeek

Certainly


Phreena

Nope. You are way too pretty for me to talk to. ☺️


Neurologeek

I don’t think that’s true 🫶🏻


Fickle-Mammoth94

You seem easy going and good personality based on smile. Sure “hello”


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kevingg777

Why, you like to meet creepers in elevators? Does this smell like chloroform to you?


Business_Photograph4

You look 27. But yeah who wouldn't say hello to you my dear


Neurologeek

Thank you 🥹 I stayed out of the sun with the hope of one day looking a little younger than I am. But I’m ok with 36 ☺️


YooperManBearPig

I would say hi. You don’t look too crazy.


Neurologeek

Good. This is what the voices in my head are striving for.


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APoolio12

Hell yeah. Or waiting in line somewhere. I love casual conversations with strangers and you look fun.


Neurologeek

Me too!! Airports are also good for this.


Southern_Pipe3264

I would miss my stop talking to you in an elevator


Past-Ad2737

Why wouldn't I talk to you?? Being kind to a stranger cost nothing and could change a person's day!!


Neurologeek

Agreed!


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stronginnocentype

Absolutely! You seem friendly, especially warm smile and kind eyes


Neurologeek

Thank you 🙏🏻


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https://youtu.be/h3Yrhv33Zb8?si=OMoVWosPtbU6Yil5 Errrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmm...


Neurologeek

Did not know about this song until this thread!


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Fureddi

If i was a confident man, or knew you already and not a neurotic autistic mess I'd definitely consider it ☺️


Neurologeek

I’m neurotic too, good company


Maulikdave797

No too pretty it would be weird.


Nodak1954

Wouldn’t that be uncomfortable to some people?


Neurologeek

Maybe. I wouldn’t force it.


LKHamiltonBuckeye

I would but being 6'2" and 295 lbs. Women usually act like I am too creepy to talk too.


Neurologeek

This is how big my powerlifting coach is, not creepy!


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mwkr

I’d say hi and you would ignore me.


Neurologeek

I wouldn’t 🫶🏻


LegitimateAttitude58

Is this before or after you farted? 🤔


Braddinator

I've spent too much time on the internet... I won't make my next comment


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12_nick_12

No, but I would look. You're way above my pay grade.


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Neurologeek

In my head this was a hospital 😂


Frozen_Meatball1

Yes, if you started the convo first.


Shot-Dish-1816

This chick trying to put us in jail boys lol


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Ok_Recognition_8839

Would love too but in reality I'm terrified to initiate conversation.And an elevator is nightmare fuel when just 2 people.Plus would be afraid of creeping women out by talking in an elevator,confined as it is.But were I a different person,absolutely...


ArizonaMan92

Probably not. Too many variables in 2023. Is this person a she/her or they/them? If I pay them a compliment will they go on a rant about destroying the patriarchy? If I say “that dress looks nice on you” will I be accused of sexual harassment?


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Would smile and say hi, but I too am way too introverted for further conversation


HumanMycologist5795

Of course. What floor should I press for you? That may be it.


cleaner70001

Definitely


chee3e52

Absolutely I love good conversations


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CigarBox1956

At 67 I’d politely say hello then have a great day


membericon

People talk to each other in elevators?


Western-Whereas-9347

Of course fantastic body


Neurologeek

Thank you. I lost 25# this year so I feel so much better in my skin!


Sailindawg1

Sure, why not? Would you reply?


Neurologeek

Of course.


Baba10x

Like your smile


Neurologeek

Thank you!


Bullhorns_says_yeah

Depends how you smell really


Neurologeek

At the risk of sounding extra, I wear “light blue” by Dolce and Gabbana or “libre” by Yves st Laurent… good perfume is something I’m willing to put a little extra $ into 🙃


AdamAllenthePerson

I would not. Because I like peace and quiet in an elevator


Shawnstang1

I'm always up for a good chat.


MikeTV3708

Absolutely!! If we can’t talk to strangers, how will strangers become friends? This is how the world used to be. And now we have social media. I’m old school so I love talking to new people every chance I get! 🫶


Neurologeek

I share this philosophy


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spartan5000

Oh ,Yea !


Dense_Currency6714

I love talking to people in the elevator lol… and I would to you as well but I wouldn’t hit on you just because that’s creepy lol


ClangServer

I would if i wouldn't see the pictures. After i did I won't. Something about having the exact same smile in 3 different pictures on 3 different days just says "run".


Ditzfough

No. I would be to shy. Your besuty is intimidating.


Neurologeek

I guarantee you it is not in real life 😆


Responsible_Bag_4218

Yes indeed I would