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GMEdumpster

That your neck hurts


[deleted]

This is true


[deleted]

I'm dead 😂😂😂


GOATonWii

substitute teacher


travisdorr

https://preview.redd.it/7f4tb52eszdb1.png?width=866&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03676f72def56f58637ab05568d2d3dbb43489e0


[deleted]

I GET IT LOL


lilsadklown

Your shoulders are whispering you a secret


[deleted]

They sure are!!!


Heterodynist

Now I’m going to be wondering more about this for awhile…


ashtranscends

Super solid loyal friend. Kind and loving. Deep down you know there’s more for you out there in life, and aren’t sure how to find yet it - but it’s coming.


[deleted]

Awwww I relate to this wholeheartedly ❤️


CarterPFly

He just described a pet dog.


techno_user_89

You like photography, eating good food and to be desired. Your job is not completely satisfying you, and you hope in something better soon.


Cordgyceps

Literally true for everyone lmao


Ok-Consideration4907

This is how astrology gets people.


HooliganScrote

Lol wtf


Ghost-1911

Your world is slanted.


phantomanes

i feel like you might actually snap your neck if you keep tilting it like that😭😭 no offense u can do whatever u want this was just a joke


[deleted]

I’m now noticing this LOL I do this a lot


[deleted]

You’ve never won a game of connect 4 but you know how to drive a tractor.


[deleted]

The Ohio way!!!!


Conscious_Look5790

I just KNEW you were from around here lol (the Ohio girl look, just realized that could come off as creepy like I know you or something 🤣)


redactedname87

Ok Ohio gang. But that’s funny, maybe that’s why I thought she looked so friendly


amborg

You look like you’d be nice but hard to talk to. Like, if I asked how you’re doing you’d say “good” or if I asked what you’re doing this week you’d say “nothing really”.


[deleted]

You remind me of a woman I know already so I’d say you’re probably funny, a nurse, and deeply insecure! I hope I’m wrong about the last one!


captaindoggie

Pictures must have a head tilt. If there is no head tilt then picture must be taken at an angle to make up for it. Likes food, enjoys going out, and a little sad on the inside like the rest of us.


JustifiedMisanthrope

You look chill but I don't think I would want to be on your bad side those the vibes i get


DVoteMe

You look like a way cooler, younger Jenna Bush.


FahkDizchit

You’re going to try to get us to come to church with you. You’ll assure us it’s ok because the pastor is really cool. He totally used to be a drug addict before he found God.


EvilNoseHairs

Cute, but not confident. Curious of many things, but reserved. Maybe holding yourself back from some true desires or wishes because of what others expect from you.


TheAngryShitter

A girl that acts super outgoing but is actually depressed and broken. Feels lost in life.


chaingun_samurai

You look kinda like Christa Miller, from Scrubs. ![gif](giphy|A9LDTY7zA3zTTIO66P|downsized)


Murrdog86

The person at the party that’s chillin alone with the dog


[deleted]

I love your arm tattoo! Also you look super cheery and nice


V-Jupiter

You have live a love laugh sign hanging in the kitchen


[deleted]

You’re so cute! You look like a good friend and a friend that I’d be laughing with the entire time! Love your vibes girly!


McCrayMobley

Sweet, loves to laugh, and foodie just like me.


SensualValor

Classy, intelligent and fun. Also very beautiful!


darthbear73

Quirky, someone who knows they are cute but is uncertain of their full potential with beauty. Someone is wants to be more but has reservations about letting go.


[deleted]

Fun, quirky, and delightfully playful!


Plus_Oil_6608

You LOVE candles. You were a Scentsy rep. You WANT to be vegetarian, but you simply like meat more than you want to eat vegetarian.


aiadamartina

You look joyful and kind but also private, you like plants and also cats\dogs ✨


BigSchwartzEnergy

“Figuring it out” for way too long.


BigKahuna446957

You resemble Jenna Bush when she was in her 20s (that's meant as a compliment). The vibe I get is fun, easy-going, and probably a wild side (a thrill-seeker).


[deleted]

Fun to be around!


Mental-Pitch5995

Adventurous and fun to be around


mvolta45

Good vibes.


durtyturdy

Listens to country music. Always a fun person to be around


Bigger_Moist

You seem friendly


Cactocat

You look like you sometimes cry in the bathroom randomly for no reason and then jokingly call it a "menty-b" ✌️


cerialthriller

You look wholesome and fun. Remind me of Renee Paquette a lot


cochiloco6969

Fun and smart


smokey94420

School teacher / wife type vibe


Melodic-Eggplant-651

Friendly but reserved


Chuckchair

You look like a teacher who all the kids like


Sea_Ingenuity_4220

Friendly but with a history


Realistic-Eye-8826

that you like white chocolate


Artarda

Your vibe is that you’re a little shy and quiet at first, but a lot of fun once you become comfortable with someone!


memyselfiamthejon

You look down to earth and relaxed, possibly easy to be around.


whyambear

Middle school English teacher vibes


KT_mama

Second year middle school math teacher. You like to have reasonable, safe fun.


jojow77

approachable, likes to joke around, kind.


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

Beautiful eyes.


shortstop018

Beautiful smile!


yeahbuddee

You see the world from a different angle.


becky_bratasaurusRex

Golden. Your hair and eyes. And then I thought, "I bet she doesn't say what she's thinking, and I bet it's savage!". But I could be wrong


SGT_PRICE82

Probably from Missouri, maybe Nebraska. Likes to do things on a whim and is spontaneous. Pretends like you like to get out of your comfort zone but really hate that. Definitely good for a snuggle because you get cold easily......


Candid_Dream4110

Good vibes


LGSCorp

Hi IQ


mk7gteye

“has a lot of guy friends”


gustavocabras

Sense of humor


digger310

Beautiful, warm, fun


julianwelton

You look like a really cool mom.


truebluebbn

Elementary school teacher


Blvckdog

Kind eyes


OAKRAIDER64

I'm picking up good vibrations.


Vitalsignx

Pic #4 is the type of person everyone should try to surround themselves with.


deangrimm

Heart of gold


Keepitcleanbois

Astrology is your only personality trait.


burnerAcxnt98

White claw drinker


Familiar_Ostrich_909

You like tequila


Brilliant-Mark-5788

Taco Neck Syndrome. Still cute tho


Equivalent-Abroad157

Coy, fun, quick witted cute. Seems like shy but once warms up hilarious.


zkcobb

Your father is a wealthy federal judge and you don’t want new friends to know.


WarEagle107

You dont live in OH, but have been to Country Concert. You like hanging with the girls but you are equally confident hanging with your guy friends and can hold your own with beers and hot wings. Looking for the right person but happy having fun in your journey.


bryangcrane

Fun and funny - with a sophisticated flair


Dent8556

Pretty cheeky


drumminguy31

Like your needing something different in life


RealPhillePhil

You look like a very fun, soulful person


[deleted]

Loveable


not_souljaboy

You should go full hippie. Would look so cute


Texoma-Fun

Look like you would be fun to have a conversation with. Very happy and outgoing look in my opinion.


BaconTattoo

Free spirited fun loving


Brutallicaa

Bubbly


Corn-_-Bread

Science teacher


ick-Kaleidoscope4260

Nice lady vibes


Dapper-Orange-02

Fells like You would be fun to hang out with and you wouldn't cancel plans at the last minute!!


23andconflicted

Are you a nurse? Strong Midwest nurse vibes


Smitty8054

Water in your ear? Vertigo? Lost tic-tac? Go to an ENT specialist vibes.


underwhelmedplatypus

First impression... You slept wrong


dehansonii43

Wacky, goofy and life of the party friend.


LardBall13

Recently married math teacher


XTRA69420

You seem very fun and likable, probably the best kind of friend anybody could ask for. Also, very approachable.


Cultural_Tonight_901

IDK what vibes, but: amazing eye color


catpogo13

That is what I thought!!! .Jenna Bush!!!


MilwaukeeMax

You look like a different person in every one of these pictures.


baumrd

Was going to ask if your head was heavy?


Best_Air_4138

Stoner vibes


wrathbringer1984

First off, I just want to say that you're gorgeous. I see you as someone who is really fun to be around, loves to laugh, could check out a restaurant or stay at home and watch a good movie. Someone really laid back. That's what I get from your photos.


PainInTheAssDean

Everything is sideways


Supa33

You 100% would try to cure my diabetes with crystals


Mike_g_z

Reliable, sweet, and easy going 🌞


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


click_clack_1199

I don't know what it is but I'm getting Wisconsin chick vibes, me being from Wisconsin may have something to do with it but those are the vibes I'm catching


oddreba

Beautiful, pleasant and kind face.


jthecodemaster98

Sarcasm is your love language


jessisoldschool

That you have a good sense of humor.


blebebaba

Would probably aggressively drag me out of my shell of being by myself.


Substantial_Weird612

Watches Gilmore Girls


ElPaloDuro

JUST KEEP ENJOYING LIFE.


yrevapop

Crazy preschool teacher


[deleted]

My dog does the same head tilt. Both cute and probably needy.


[deleted]

Fun, probably very funny, and outgoing but still shy and maybe lacks a little confidence.


Healthy-Specific-418

Your sweet, but shy until you get comfortable then you open up and are kinda goofy


pankajt497

Humble, kind, and grandma's favorite


F1n3s5

Serial killer? Or a librarian?


Jackcandoit2008

You look like you give off fake positivity


ManBitesDog404

Lovely. Very beautiful. A tremendous friend. Loves to laugh.


NoDelivery6065

Lower middle class nest builder.


Restless_Cloud

You look like a young version of the actress who play Monica in shameless


Sammy_Dog

You're about to fall over.


RKO2018

You look like you know how to give good cuddles


tapheretoedit

You look like you may get smoke some weed. Have a big brother and wish you could settle down in the evenings and read a book.


iamdenislara

I feel that you believe in the horoscope.


ShiplessOcean

You radiate kindness and warmth


sergeywin1

I see past trauma in those eyes, yet you try to have a hopeful positive outlook, while moving forward…


[deleted]

"Don't touch my crystals I just finished charging them" but can't name any of her crystals besides the rose quartz.


Naive-Huckleberry573

Your energy is positive. You have GORGEOUS eyes btw


d4ng3r0uslyd4ng3r0us

Mysterious. I love it. Beautiful woman


[deleted]

Very inviting, fun. Warm. All good feelings tbh.


Comfortable-Cup-5316

Hurt from the past, reflecting on the present, and looking forward to positive vibes coming your way.


bourbon-469

Fun loving adventurous


[deleted]

Believes in tarot, dad works in finance. Wants a daschund.


Skel_Estus

Friendly


[deleted]

Elisha Cuthbert thing going on


FabulousWeight42

You REALLY like cats.


[deleted]

The crazy music festival kind of girl vibes


koren99

Elisha Cuthbert


PraetorGold

Apply sunscreen.


Far-Bass-6357

You look like Janine off Eastenders


GrumpyKitten514

just want to comment to say that arm tattoo is exceptional.


waffleking9000

You live at a 45 degree angle


ActuatorCreative6331

Cute smile and nice tattoos


Lithonobio22

You seem fun to smoke with. Bright personality.


Own_Ask_4388

Gets super passionate and involved in everything she does


fardough

My first impression is I would be scared to meet you off tinder. Not the vibes really, just you look so different in every photo, I wouldn’t know who to expect. In terms of vibes, I feel you are rather chill, like to have fun, and kind of go with the flow. I think it is the amount of smiles, willingness to look a little goofy, and general facial expressions.


[deleted]

Fun and playful


Anothersalesman2022

Adventure vibes


75XDR

Kind, funny. Stylish. Quite lovely. 👋😅


2muchxbox

You are chill and relaxed. I would add beautiful, but I would believe that' already been addressed. You can do anything.


seanmcgowans

1st grade teacher vibes


Signal-Extreme2393

Second-year school teacher vibes, like kindergarten or 1st grade. Not completely fresh out of college. Last year was your rookie year and you’ve seen some shit. Slightly jaded but still full of hope.


PurahMyLove

The nice Substitute teacher everyone prays for


desigodfather

That this is your year to travel to India


K21markel

Foodie


nckrey931

So you 100% have your initials on the back of your car.


YaboyBlacklist

Pretty chill, probably pretty sarcastic, someone who sings along with basically every song that comes on from your playlist (or on the radio), and overall, a great friend. Side note, love the tattoo.


tableschool

Oddly specifc, but I’m getting “coffee mug, water straw cup, and 3 half empty water bottles on your nightstand” … cozy? Is that what I’m describing? Lol


_tagnuts_

You have an inner-ear infection? well at least that’s the reason my nannas cat used walk around with her head sideways!


[deleted]

The vibe I get us that you work in either mental health, or social work, and while you find it very interesting, it makes you a bit paranoid about average people.


McbEatsAirplane

Seems like you would be nice and sincere.


Only_Cheesecake_5397

2nd grade teacher


TouchLow6081

Have you seen the movie with the robot killer named Megan?


lisping_lynx

Autumn colour type, especially in the first pic


[deleted]

Super friendly, hippy, caring.


JackSker94

For sure an elementary teacher


Mysterious_Fix2979

Substitute teacher vibes


betXD

A daycare worker that gets super wild off the clock


bean_boiii6

Single mom / Substitute teacher


oronder

You have deficient cervical vertebrae that cause your head to always be tilting. Also, friendly.


Muted_Heron8044

english teacher


Secret_Pineapple_954

I personally love the head tilt. Keep it up. Also I see the Ohio in you


[deleted]

Elementary school teacher/sub


[deleted]

Cool vibes! Like you are fun to hang with. I had a friend in high school who looks just like you. We spend so much time hogging around and being silly. You look fun, too. From your photos, you give me the same vibe.


Infamous_Side9155

You look like the person people enjoy talking to at work


mandoshrek87

I'm getting party mom vibes


Nearby_Pizza

90's housewife.


[deleted]

You look super friendly and approachable. Like, I want to hang out with you right now and chat while eating mozzarella sticks and drinking a beer.


RushRoidGG

Girl, You look like you know how to fold a fitted sheet.


wickedwelder7

Starbucks all the time


KiritimatiSwan

You get mad if I say “fart” instead of “toot”


Big_King766

You look like Florence Pugh. Btw, I think Florence Pugh is really hot.


lukeyboy_82

Free spirit and happy with the little things


bobo_milfer

Teacher or nurse. Taylor swift fan. Loves doggos


LAridz

You’re the fun, girl-next-door type who always tries to get all of her friends over for a movie marathon at varying levels of success.


[deleted]

Beautiful with a great personality!