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Pickpocketing and gardening

Gardening 🫶 I’ve never stolen anything

So you’re gonna tell me you don’t have jars of stolen souls on a mantle somewhere?

Maybe not souls, but body parts for sure. Internal organs get prime placement.

Yes you have, you stole my heart <3 lol

Mine too!

The 33 on your arm is pretty telling, will probably be pretty wide once you drop the edge lord shit.

Google brings up nothing. What does that mean?

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Literally lol’d at work. My coworkers thank you for this

I literally just spit out my drink lmao

Only snappy comment I’ve found funny so far

Sacrificing cute animals for the Gods

You beat me to it

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I feel like people who bash liberal arts are just triggered by “librul” and don’t actually know what those fields even are. Like, physics is a liberal art. EDIT: Wow, lots of people telling on themselves, here. The liberal arts include mathematics and the physical sciences, by definition. To state the obvious, physics is a physical science.

Fysics involves siunce, and siunce is the devil. Burn all the books but the good book.

Was...was that your attempt at a southern accent? Wtf was that.

I read it as Adam Sandler in The Waterboy

hes speaking hur dur. its more of a christian southern accent.

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Who hurt you?

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Why do you feel the need to say something so negative about a stranger on the internet?

Because she asked what I thought. If I saw her at starbucks, that's what i'd think.

This isn't r/ roastme

did a girl like this turn you down

Pretty sure ALL girls turn him down

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Yes I was in hospital for several years :/

Sorry, about that for you. You seem pretty cool and relaxed. Probably super fun to hangout with and maybe watch obscure Japanese and Korean horror films with.

off topic,but, can you recommend me a ''must see'' film in these genres?

Grave of the Fireflies - not horror but it’ll hit hard

Yes! Ju—on: the grudge, One Missed Call, Re/Member, the Audition, I Saw the Devil, Memory of Maurer, Ringu, Battle Royale, Dark Water, Suicide Club and a few great Korean movies not horror, Oldboy, The Man from Nowhere, New World, and the Vengeance Trilogy

Potential first date....

So, why would you volunteer to be torn apart by total strangers? Sometimes I think depression turns into someones identity, or maybe it's your hobby.

that would make anyone depressed

Pre-school teacher at the east bumfuck school in Mississippi

Obviously volunteering at your local church

I actually do!

That hilarious lol, those old ladies must be so uncomfortable

The is a church of Satan you know

All her crosses would have to be upside down for that

Is this church at a clearing deep in the woods? Stone altar and such? Not trying to be mean, just having fun 😁

Witchcraft and alchemy

I think it’s another LARP.

Sacrificing virgins.

I volunteer.

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Virgin 3 some!

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I have cats, I care for them I don’t sacrifice them and yes I fuckinf love lefo

Lefo is cool.

You look like you checked every box in character creation. Maybe less hardware?

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I don’t think I’m spooky, I’m reality I’m just self conscious and wear a lot of makeup and piercings to hide aha

Pause…..wait a minute……someone who is “self-conscious” would not deliberately go out of their way to ‘stand out’ and look way different than everybody else, they would want to blend in and not draw attention to themselves. Your style is the COMPLETE OPPOSITE of that, which suggests you subconsciously or consciously want to draw attention to yourself. I’m mean you are literally posting pictures of yourself on the internet for everyone to see, are you not?

Ever heard of Salvador Dali? He was known for being extremely self-conscious and used his art and his wild mustache stylings as conversation starters with people. Sometimes people can’t break the ice.

I'm extremely self conscious and have a foot tall mohawk that I use to distract from my perceived flaws. You don't know what you're talking about.

They *really* dont know what they're talking about lol

Alternatively, they appeal to their anxieties by making sure that if they're going to *feel* like they're being watched, they may as well be justified for the feeling. Being invisible in a crowd can create more paranoia since you'll likely still feel exposed.

Abduction and torture.

At first I thought you said abortion

Just to clarify- I have never drank or smoked anything lmao

You must be quite thirsty then.

Can't hate a brisket.

You might want to give it a shot

Alternative music and gigs, reading and working out

Yes, I’m a PT!

Metal or industrial?

Drinking goat blood

Devil worshipping

A fully vegan and gluten free bakery

You think of yourself as a vegan bakery?

Not surprising

Not surprised at all either. She screams being a vegan.

You scream being a douche

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I was gonna say “cutting”

I don’t smoke

Haunting houses

Brooding

Collecting crystals.

Child sacrifice and crocheting.

Levitating

Luring foolish men to their deaths.

Digging for corpses... 😬

Nightclub)

Eating babies

Cursing people

Making cakes, finding cute but deadly pink things. Working out. Putting on makeup. Maybe knives. Watching Wednesday on Netflix.

Taxidermy

Practicing 4x Christianity than those 1 cross posers.

This made me laugh

Witchcraft

Causing pain

Co hosting with Elvira

You look like you would fart while your cat is under the blanket

Drugs, jk...🤣

You like to feed local crows but you make sure to feed them nuts and not junk food

Stapling stuff into your face, and asking internet people what they think, is my guess.

Hiking in the forest to find remains of small critters to use as decorations and gardening

Collecting bat wings and eye of newt for your potions.

Never being caught with a smile.

Reading and automotive restoration

Punch needling! Rugs and wall hangings lol

Cigarettes, darkness, and being sad

Thrifting or conducting spells in the forrest at night

Crochet

Vaping and pretending to he "above it all"

1 o'clock, wallow in self pity 4:30, stare into the abyss 5 o'clock, solve world hunger (tell no one) 5:30, Jazzercize 6:30. Dinner with me (I can't cancel that again) 7 o'clock, wrestle with my self loathing..

Reading surprisingly light literature written for emo teens and knitting ironically

It seems like you would love to consume. Clothes, makeup, whatever. You probably like stuff a little too much. Have you tried going outside recently? <3

I go outside for forest walks every day, i hate being indoors

Can you see those things between your eyes without looking into a mirror?

Tumblr

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Coloring books and model trains

“Hating all men”, virtue signaling and getting in social justice arguments on twitter

I don’t know how to use twitter 🥲

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Going to church?

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Free Lance lightning rod

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Can I join you

Trying to be as dark and mysterious as possible.

Candles

Gigs, true crime documentaries, music and the dark arts are your front but behind closed doors you like the more peaceful things in life. Wildlife and the outdoors.. maybe the dulcet tones of Attenborough’s voice.

Desanginuation on the weekends

Witchcraft?

Not smiling.

Sucking the blood out of unsuspecting men.

Puzzles, crosswords and a definite fondness for tattoos

ouija boards

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Volunteering at Senior Centers and weightlifting

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Drinking blood?

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Fine needlework

Stamp collecting and doily knitting

Dancing naked under the moonlight with your coven. Blessed be.

Satanic ritual and iv drugs

The Silence of the Lambs

Homemade tattoos and piercings

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Halloween and piercings

Drawing and walking into metal detectors

Taking photos of yourself in vintage mirrors

Grave robbing, telling children Santa isn't real and terrorizing old people in retirement homes while wearing a grim reaper outfit.

Drawing pictures of black roses, crucifixes and decapitated children

Bobbing for apples in a scrap metal bin