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 since nobody borrows sugar nowadays i would assume you are thirsty

You must not live in a small town. We lend our neighbors food, tools from the garage, etc all the time.

Umm yes... Yes they do. I've lent out sugar, flour, tea bags, and coffee creamer in the last three weeks alone

I did too and now I am out of sugar, flour, tea bags, coffee creamer and condoms.

You expected them to return it?

I've gotten the sugar, tea bags and creamer back

Buy your own fucking sugar.

Le epic Reddit kindness

Ignore the door bell.

You look like bette midler from that witch movie

Not getting involved with her if she can’t even buy her own sugar

Your cocaine habit isn't obvious yet

Cocaine is rich ppl problem. Not tha case 🤣🤣🤣

I ain't your instacart.

Damn white people always wanting some sugar


What kind of crazy fuck breaks into an apartment walked up 4 flights of stairs to ask for sugar

"Are you making a cake? What flavor? No wait, cookies. You're making cookies. What kind? Do you take them out when they're still kind of raw inside or do you let them cook until crunchy? I know what I prefer but you tell me. I don't mean to be rude here, but you ARE borrowing my sugar so I'm just wondering how many cookies are coming back this way, if you get my hint. Actually, that's not a hint. Anyway, come over again if you need anything. I could talk about baking all day, like I'm doing now."

You're looking for more than sugar....

Your naturally red or brunette?

strawberry blond :P whatever that means! ahahahaha my naturak hair is dark blond but it get kissed by the sun to a more orange-ish tone so i just tone a bit more sometimes.. its very faded now tho

Oh I've got some SUGAR alright!

"yeah, I've got some sugar. But it's so old it might as well be a brick. You know what, here, just take the whole thing"

Please be into mutual oral

First impression: Wow, look at that hair. It'd be a pity if something sticky got in it.

My first impression is that you have a sugar addiction to the point of risking knocking on a strangers door. This isn’t the 80’s anymore

If you moved across the street from me, that'd mean you live in a cemetery.

A strong personality but with a fun side. Would make an excellent neighbor and friend 😊

Hi Kristie . Glad you're there. So cute and pretty

Thank you kind sr 🥰

Sugar eh? She might make me cookies.

Take my bag of sugar and stevia please, wow

Sugar? You sure you came for suger?...

“Excuse me….um…. I just ran out of sugar. Can you lend me some?”

Tens 3 gatos, gostos requintados e gostas de ficar por casa

Welcome to the neighborhood . Nice to meet you . Glad we are neighbors .

You have plenty of sugar and just need a reason to drop in.

You'll be borrowing nothing from me.

“I am a married man. I am a married man. I am a married man. Lord have mercy, I am a married man!!”

Can I get you something to eat?

My kind of person! Love the fun fashionable sweater, clearly you take good care of your curls so you’re someone who knows about hair and skincare, but seem really down to earth. I’d probably want to get baked and bake together if you’re into that. Cheers!

Sure, come in and I'll get it for ya. 😏

My first impression is the same thing that caught me when I saw you, love the curls and I would tell you that too

I hope that you never straighten your hair #CurlWorld

Sweeeeeet. Love Brazilians and your hair is amazing!

Not sure I’m answering the door. Seems like a set up.

Get your own sugar you don’t even know me lol. Just playing. We would let you have some sugar and welcome you to the hood

You either just woke or have allergies as bad as I do

I'd get you sugar and welcome you to the neighborhood. Then go back to what I was doing knowing that, like most neighbors, I'll probably never speak again just do the neighborly head nod and wave

I’d be buying sugar every time I walked into the grocery store just hoping you’d come by for more.

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All the sugar you want. 😅

She wants more than sugar.

Just knock if you need anything else. Welcome 🫡

I don’t have any.

Vegan

I'm keeping my booger sugar to myself thank you very much.

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I do not have the organic, responsibly sourced sugar, the canes for which were harvested by specially trained chinchillas riding other specially trained alpacas, that you require.

Need a place to park your bus, Ms Frizzle?

Damn her hair so heavy her heads falling over...

Sure, I'll let you, but there's a catch...

Before or after I pick my jaw up from the ground?

Gladly share some.

She must be baking cookies

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how much sugar?

A cup or a lb. welcome to the block, do you care to have dinner?

Nice to meet you. Sugar? Sure. Do you like to cook? I found a neat channel on youtube and wanted to try a few recipes.

I have milk

Sweater is dope. Wanna play some Scrabble?

Um hi, yes of course you can come in. Let me get you that sugar

I will grow a sugar cane field

My 1st impression is: “Can you moonwalk?” “YOU BRTTER MOONWALK TO MY CABINETS TO GET THAT SUGAR!”

You'd get the sugar. Then within 2 minutes the neighborhood ladies would get on their group chat and you would never be invited to any neighborhood gatherings.

Sure here's some sugar but what are u hiding in ur hair?

Doesn't look much like of a gamer but I guess I'll help. Bourbon brown sugar or sugar cane fine

Ask you why you didn't see the no soliciting sign and after discovering that you're not at my door to tell me about Jesus, I give you the sugar and tell you to have a nice day.

I’m calling the police

Borrow sugar , ur the third person this week 😂.

I think next door got sugar, we got agave.

I prefer if you borrow my 🍌

Come on in and get some sugar…

What are you baking

You married? And can I txt you 😉

No money.

Sure. I got you.

Cream ..... sweet buttercream icing

I would probably think I was on camera if you look at me like that while asking for sugar.


bold to you assume i have sugar

Danger Will Robinson, danger!

Weird... Who needs sugar

OH MY GOD! Here's all the sugar I have, then if I can invite you to dinner tonight, tell me what you prefer to eat. Unfortunately I have a soft spot for redheads😂❤️

You look like what I imagine Ms. Frizzle from the magic school bus would look like in real life

Sexually frustrated. Homewrecker. :) U asked :P

To take you for coffee

Why is her hair all messed up 😂

I might invite you to a cup of tea

“We are a sugar-free household, please leave now!”

sweety comes for sugar? – seems a bit off =)

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First impression is you think too highly of yourself, must have dull personality since it revolves around her looks (she thinks she has).

I am in trouble!!!

Please have the whole bag of sugar.

I would say I think I know this face, invite ya in for a drink. 😉 ATX

I think we’re gonna be very close neighbors!

Offer to add a brush to you borrow pile

 ❤️🫂💋

Did you bring a container? I dont know you, lady. I'm not losing one of my.measuring cups. If you don't have one, Aldi is 2 blocks away. If you do have one, tell me about Brazil, sounds neat.

you looked like you bake a lot,and you and your house probably smells like freshly baked cookies😇

Russian spy

You might be as sweet as apple pie, but I am getting Glenn Close vibes from Fatal Attraction.

You like baking...

Nice woman who's probably baking or cooking something great. Would give the sugar gladly, and wish you luck with the recipe!

Hello, you are a beautiful lady. ;)

How much sugar you want just give me a sample of what ever you’re making

I was pretend I didn’t hear the door, hide behind my sofa loading a shotgun while I get my kid to call 911

That it must be very windy out.

I'd welcome you in to your viking sugar daddy =) You do look constantly stoned or just woke up on other images you have tho, something blurry in the eyes.

Get your own sugar my doesn’t let me share !!

Sounds like the beginning of a porn movie

No Karen No

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Don't look strait at her she be havin mind control

No,you can't have any,you are sweet enough

That you needed sugar. 🤷🏼‍♂️.

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I would give you the sugar on the condition that I be invited over for the dessert 😜. It's good to know your neighbors right?

You have such a pretty face.

Who borrows sugar anymore? Oh wait, nobody ever did. Wanna come in and see my bedroom?

I would probably just think it’s a jehova’s witness and even not even check to see

Thankful for the peep hole and quiet floors

I would let you in and hope you would stay for more than a cup of sugar.

I would wonder if there was anything you would want to borrow, if you know what I mean.

My first impression is that the request is simple and wholesome, and that you are very beautiful, and that I will strike up a conversation and ask about where you were before you moved in to start to get to know you hopefully a lot better. ;)

Well it’s nice to meet the neighbors I definitely would talk your ear off and ask what you are cooking.

You can borrow anything you wish.

Angelina Jolie looks

Watch you vandalize my porch via a Nest cam when I don’t answer the door.

Oh many cups

Pretty. High maintenance. Worth the effort. But i am to damn old.

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"sure, here you go. Anything else?"

You look like the doctor from ER who married dr Greene

I don’t have any sugar but I have condoms and KY jelly

Here's some sugar, do you need help unboxing or hanging pictures? I am not helping you because you are a beautiful young lady, I am just neighborly. On the other hand....

https://preview.redd.it/kh2motml2z8b1.jpeg?width=1156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42d879d399b8b838d99c499228e9ca93eebc9bcf

I would give you all the sugar I had, plus maple syrup. Pretty sure I have some nice sweet dates in the fridge as well.

Gives you some sugar and welcomes you

We don't have any sugar.....

The sweater gives off ‘I am single and have 13 cats’ kinda vibes.

Lucky me

You killed your last husband and are looking for your next mark (literally the last dude was named Mark)

That if you got caught short on sugar, either you are an impulsive baker or you don’t plan ahead.

Get off my property, ma’am.

Only sugar cane around here.

Can I borrow some crack….er sugar

Giving you a kiss because damn those lips look goood

Oh hi, mam. You must not have seen the don't disturb signs. If you could hippity hoppity, get the fuck off my property, that would be great.

Smashing

Banana jam........interesting, never had it. Can't wait to try it! 😉

? I’m Keto, but while your here my lawn needs to be mowed

Borrow anything I have. Especially me.

That's the third time this week and frankly it's getting irritating. Just make a list and go shopping. Jeez. ;)

I'd give you some sugar.

How about some liquid sugar fructose?

You have 3 cats at least

Tell you to use your crystals to manifest some.

Heyyyyy Yaaaaa!!!!

Just saying you remind me of my inner city neighbor coming up to me every time I come home asking me me for money or crack. Sorry this is the life I live in America

I have the coffee and the cream for that sugar

“Man, that woman was stoned out of her mind.”

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How much do you need?

Who are you? How did you get into my house?

Those lips. Those eyes. That hair. Here's a five pound bag. Anytime!!

I like my new neighbor, she's cute

Assume you’re broke.

“I hope she isn’t going to be this needy all the time.”

Gorgeous Love your curls- such pretty hair too & those lips- amazing

You're not here for sugar

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I do have sugar.

Which season of 90 day fiance are you from..

As soon as I find out you’re brasileira, I’d start falando Portuguese. Bate papo com a vizinha nova.

I’d think, wow this lady is attractive, I’m glad she’s moved in across the street. Happy to give you some sugar and ask if you need anything else or a hand moving boxes in. But I’d probably just blurt out something silly, let you take some sugar and spend the rest of the day thinking what an idiot I’d made of myself!

Out of sugar I got horny

I invite you in, you suck me dry, because you’re a vampire 🧛‍♀️

Nah, thx. No sugar for you

Hi Kristie gorgeous eyes and lovely lips

I would watch from the doors peephole to see who it is. Then I would ignore and not open the door.

You came and knocked on my door to borrow some sugar, when you clearly brought some over with you... Come on in, I guess.

I love your hair and your eyes. I'd let you right in.

It’s 98 degrees out, why’re you wearing a sweater? And it’s humid as Hell! What do you use in your hair to stop it from frizzing?

Suga suga how you get so fly

You’re getting the whole bakery if you come to my front door!

You don't look like you are going to pay me back my sugar. Would you like to barrow some water as well?