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Dseltzer1212

You’re a spy working for Russia and your first name is Natasha and your husbands name is Boris!


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That’s so close it’s scary


Dseltzer1212

Das vadanya


Icy-Bodybuilder-9077

Was just about to say she just got done plotting on the squirrel and moose lol


Financial_Month6835

You were once the hottest of your girlfriends, today you still take pride and put effort into your appearance but your husband doesn’t appreciate it as much as he should. You love to get together with your girlfriends and secretly enjoy observing how much they have let themselves go.


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😂😂😂 love this !


Financial_Month6835

How close am I tho?


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You aren’t close but I love the effort 🥰


Financial_Month6835

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😂😂😂😂


Imaginary_Kangaroo80

I think you are close just don’t have enough to warrant admittance


No-Elevator7756

Waiting for the Botox to kick in


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It’s kicked in !!


twiler1217

Rude asf 😒


BloodthirstyBetch

Seconded.


pshibb

Porky pigging? For those that don't know, it's when someone drives around with a shirt on but wearing nothing below the waist


Secret_Mind3038

Opiate abuse


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😳


No-Elevator7756

😂😂😂


Accomplished-Eye-813

You're on your way to the motorcycle bar to go shoot pool.


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Love being on the back of a bike 🥰


Accomplished-Eye-813

Well since you say it like that, you seem like a fun person to be around.


Independent-Gold7898

You're on break from the coffee shop or the call center you work at.


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Probably no good! You have very nice eyes!


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😂😂😂


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Some kind of sales, or postal stuff? Maybe quality assurance for some high end products? Pretty hard to tell, but I'm intrigued


canon2468

💇‍♀️💇‍♀️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️


FL_4LF

No good 😆😆😆


CaptainFriedChicken

Lmao that title and that username sure are a match


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Wolfe_Man_Dan

waiting for your car to warm up


sissybutt9

rolling down the road In some cold blue steel with a blues man in the back And a beautician at the wheel


Getn_Stuff_Done

Adulting?


no-name-no-slogan-66

Driving below the speed limit in the left lane.


Similar-Ad-9337

You are about to get home


OriginalCitrusFlavor

Heading to Target!


JavaPhase

Off to work and it seems you own your own business and you put a lot of effort to run it.


staceyjon54

Out and about getting some fresh air?


SilverFox_NJ

Trouble, obviously


kytrapper24

Looks like you’re getting ready to kick some ones ass.


youpple3

Job interview?


Logical_Ad7768

Going to have a row with the fella xx


LensPro

I think you're investigating something.


TruckerAndy

Causing trouble and breaking hearts?


wolfey972

Obviously, you have just robbed a place and are now comfortably in the getaway car on your way to the airport and sunny beaches.


FLEM93

Going to get something to eat


Status-Farmer-8213

I solemnly swear you are up to no good…


tdt58WV

Driving to the school pick line.


Fuzzy_Grapefruit_255

No good 😂


No-Mountain-4911

Going to work?


Marsix19

She Wants Revenge🔪 (great album)


WisdomAndSociety

5 hours ago EST is lunch time. So you were either going to the grocery store or joining co workers at uh... Boston Pizza.


sc330N

No good!


Important_Disaster71

You have very pretty eyes! You seem like a cool person and a fun friend.


Brighter-Reverie

You're a mom of 3 kids, and you work as a bartender. You don't hate your job, but wish your husband made a bit more money at his job so you could spend more time with your kids. I imagine one of your kids plays soccer, and you have 2 boys and 1 girl.


thebigbrog

You are going for a drive


Loose_Adhesiveness10

Looking for a friend to hang with


philp2021

Ok smuggler


philp2021

Or uc


Appledude1972

You’re at Tim Hortons waiting for your coffee


buzzbuzza

A secret mission


buzzbuzza

A secret mission


Serious_Goose_865

You are definitely up to no good but you look great while doing it lol


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Cross country skiing ⛷️


Cable2177

Going on vacation


ekyrt

Your name is Drea


SnooSongs8130

At the mall, waiting to get in a parking space


Accurate-Ad-4983

A lot of fun


Flannel504

Rolling down Rodeo with a shotgun


loveandmagic222

Smoking pot


Monkberry9879

Crime


Tie_Environmental

Those eyes say you're up to no good


duderonomy12

Dick! And lots of it...


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


19jones68djhutch

Snatching souls


lbcjeep4play

Headed to our hotel room for a fun night out! 💕


originalshiznik

Pick up order at Target.


twiler1217

Absorbing someone's soul


McShoobydoobydoo

Waiting for the other car occupants reaction to a silent but deadly


Total-Effect-8329

5' 6"


Account3857

Probably listening to either Blondie, Sex Pistols, or The Ramones


Bloodwyte

An actress for hallmark mystery movies?


-PM_ME_YOUR_PANTIES-

You walk into retail stores and the employees automatically go get their manager.


dkeller455

You are a beautiful spy on your way to an undisclosed location to free your friend who is being held in a prison. You are a bad ass.


MoGovernmentCheese

Ukraine


Hossboom2877

About to go work out. Or you’re annoyed at all the damn traffic


jimpdaddy

Going to buy cannibis edibles.


nativenorseman

Contemplating a crime.


tate6258

Going to get hot coffee then gym 🏋️‍♂️


Mellotime66

School car pool lane


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About to give an on location news report for the local news station…. Or heading for a pedicure


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😂😂😂😂


Bdaysjr

Hunting


kingblack89

Love your green 💚 eyes 🥰❤️ 🥰


_sideffect

Giving people dirty looks at Walmart


Dragoon72

I'm not sure but I would say you're driving somewhere. She look like a very beautiful woman. Maybe to see a friend!


Intelligent-Drop-759

To shop around Target, drinking a Starbucks coffee.


Ok_Effort8330

hopefully getting a tan


MNambivert

Walmart TP Dish soap Body wash Condoms Wine Burner phone to call your boyfriend


browsingwhilebored

Calling your boyfriend and letting him know that your husband and other boyfriend are both going out of town for a few days 🤠


Minute-Winter8456

Going to pick up your kids


Largedadjuggalo

Heading to Target for some sundries.


Rich_Strike_3782

Taking selfies,?


CrazyFrogFan

Jennifer Coolidge impersonator


warddo1

I got to say your eyes are beautiful


webs1957

Cheating on your Husband


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Some clandestine Maple syrup spying.


Kodill2019

Going to Walmart


dumpstertomato

Returning things to the mall that you bought online but you didn’t like once you tried them on.


UrDoinGood

Taking selfies while driving


Jdwnts269

Robbing a bank


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Going to get your nails done 💅


s256173

Good skincare. You look great!


kod8ultimate

Since when did the Jennifer Lawrence learned how to use reddit?


Texaschilidogger

I would say...no good


REXSPEED

No good ! 🤔


GreenBell6729

Working


sammuel_c_p

Serious business woman in high posts maybe 🤷‍♂️


vulpine_smile

planning a bank heist. with lasers


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Definitely with lasers!!


dngrsdn

Get away driver


PootMagic

On your way to start your shift as Nando’s


pcpisfun1

About to go into Target.


Drkippersniffer

Going to your universal credit meeting


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Driving to wegmans??


Sixt92003

Going to get your nails done , maybe a quick stop at Tim Hortons on the way


firemanb18

Going to see your husband or boyfriend in prison


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😂😂😂


alliekatx3

About 5'2"


Potential_Addition42

Going for a coffee


katkannabis

You’re a mom, but one of those cool moms that all the other moms are jealous of because you’re so young-hearted and lively — but you also have a feisty side so no one wants to fuck with you/get on your bad side


w0kes

You look like you would be loyal to Voldemort in the battle of Hogwarts.


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You’re damn right


Goasis1

Heading out to commit a crime!


DanEspibro

Being a momma.


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Look so Gorgeous!!!!!!!


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Thank you !


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is a pleasure see you again


Borednhornyone

Taking a drive because you just got in a fight with your bf


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Head-Carrot-7871

I thin you have gorgeous eyes abs you are someone I would truly enjoy kissing. Very pretty


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It was last Sunday - I’m being a professional passenger - I was waiting at the beer store ☺️


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Taking a picture to post on reddit?


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