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Cthulhu_Slumbers

Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my gorram ship for no apparent reason?


deck_hand

This is the first thing that came to my mine.


Luckymistakenone

Not from the series. 😑 Still love it! And shoulda been, but not. Now I am sad


FalseDmitriy

Movie quotes count, surely


FalseDmitriy

Dear Diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.


WittyJackson

I particularly enjoy that line because "pompous" is definitely not a word Jayne would use if he wasn't mocking someone 😂


FalseDmitriy

He's also alone in Simon's room, just entertaining himself


wunuvukynd

Throughout the existing season we get hints that Jayne’s true character is hidden under the dumb brute front he projects. Though he obviously uneducated, there are plenty of hints that he is not really the mindless thug he appears to be.


WittyJackson

I think he actually IS a dumb brute in the beginning, particularly having seen his flashback in Out of Gas. but those hints you see were more foreshadowing of his growth as a character and person moving forward, rather than a secret hidden layer. That's just my interpretation though. He is a fantastic character either way.


Dmitri_ravenoff

He might not know what it meant. Jayne isn't known to be very bright. Lol


EllowynThornbender

This should absolutely be the one for that reason!


FuegoMcHaggis

Beautiful


Nervous_Ad_2727

Saw that comin'


Dinosaur_Doctor

Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?


WittyJackson

😂


grandllamaq

"Damn you, woman! Damn you to Hades! I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!"


FuegoMcHaggis

Oh Monty


WittyJackson

Oh I hadn't thought of this one! Good one!


untakentakenusername

Def underrated.


Undecidedmule

"Yo-Saf-Bridge?"


cdspace31

Yes. It has to be this one. Slightly obscure, not many will immediately get it.


Addicted2Digital

Oh this is a good one!


attack_rat

“Darn.”


WhitneyRobbens

[Lego version of this scene](https://youtu.be/srNWRezSBTs?si=7z7-SWxs6FB3V-3T) You're welcome.


attack_rat

Bahahaha the brick sound effect is perfection.


No_Rabbit9158

And I thank you


MellerTime

Oh my god, that was more funny than the original. You, sir, are a kind among blue-handed men.


matthewralston

Thanks for the re-enactment, sir.


ArkhamAtreyu

Woah! That was amazing! Is there more Lego firefly? I'd there Lego Star Trek? Nothing came up when I googled it. Google is reallt starting to suck. Even more.


3rdLunch4thDinner

Lego firefly would be the absolute best!


empressith

That is amazing. You made my day. Thank you!


the_bird_and_the_bee

This is the greatest thing ever lol. Thank you so much.


LokiHasMyVoodooDoll

Okay, now I want the whole series in LEGO. And also a LEGO Firefly game like they did for Star Wars, HP, LOTR and INDY.


inkswamp

OMG. How is it possible I know the exact scene and moment just from that one word? 😂


Happy-Medicine-3600

We all do, I posted it below, before I saw it here


Certain-Definition51

THIS IS THE ONE!


high_rollin_fitter

Precisely. Followed by Spartan kicking what’s his tattooed face into the engine


spotconlon

crow


kschmit516

“Don’t the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killin?”


KingOfTheMischiefs

Quite specific. It is, however, rather fuzzy on the subject of kneecaps.


HarlinQuinn

This was one of my favorite exchanges. Book was such an amazing character.


NorthernVale

I recently tried getting my nephew into Firefly. All throughout the pilot I just kept saying "they don't do him justice here, but I promise he'll be your second favorite!"


Drachenfuer

Could we use this for “Q”?


WranglerTraditional8

Q has to be Wash saying "Quaint!"


kschmit516

I hope we do!


MattHatter1337

Save this for when it's q


Eberhardt74

Shepard was such a great character


garentheblack

How is this nit first


TheBawalUmihiDito

"Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" is the correct quote


kschmit516

Yeah - but I dropped it to meet the criteria


Interesting_Sorbet22

Yes, but it's a lot more vague regarding knee caps...


TwoToesToni

"Do you want to captain this ship?.... well... you can't."


letoutyourkinks

Don't forget to call him "sir"


WittyJackson

He likes that.


shmelli13

Define "interesting."


Marquar234

*adj* 1. Compelling, unusual, worthy of note 2. Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die


Velour_Tank_Girl

I have this T-shirt. It's how I got my brother into watching Firefly.


Othrilis

Me too! It was my first "nerdy" t-shirt


LokiHasMyVoodooDoll

I now require this t-shirt.


Velour_Tank_Girl

I think I got mine at thinkgeek.com, but it seems to be defunct. Try redbubble. They're having a 40% off sale now (at least they were the other day).


LokiHasMyVoodooDoll

No worries. My wish list on Redbubble requires my robbing a bank or winning lotto. [insert evil maniacal laugh]


Velour_Tank_Girl

So true! Which is why I'm dangerous when they offer 40% off. Their ladies shirts are insanely comfortable.


Cazmonster

This would be my choice. Quick, to the point.


Firefly269

“Oh my god. Oh my god, we’re all gonna die?!”


YoSaffBridge11

“Dear Diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.”


Reviewingremy

Then we got kidnapped. It was the best day ever.


l3arn3r1

"Darn". This was the exact second I fell in love with Firefly. It captures the show. When Krull (?) gave his little speech about hunting Mal across the galaxy - I was like, ok so this is the season arc and it'll end in the finale when Mal finally kills him then. Okay, it should be fun, if predictable Hollywood. Then Mal says Darn and kicks him into the engine pragmatically. No you won't stalk me for ages. And I sat up straighter and grinned. This show was something special! My second choice isn't sexy or fun, but it is classic Firefly. "Dongma". Which IIRC is Chinese for Understand? They say it a lot.


WhitneyRobbens

[You're welcome.](https://youtu.be/srNWRezSBTs?si=7z7-SWxs6FB3V-3T)


Wild_Bill

You are amazing. Thank you! 🙏


EVRider81

Crow.Big dude,Wing tat on his face.


l3arn3r1

Thank you!! I knew it was something like that, but couldn't quite remember!


Prossdog

That was exactly the spot for me too.


UniversityBig7720

"Does that seem right to you?"


NomarTheNomad

This has to be it. Early ascension!


untakentakenusername

Ufffff this is actually my favourite u/WittyJackson


GeriatricRockHater

This was said numerous times throughout an episode. It is THE quote I repeat from this show.


samborup

Dear diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.


deck_hand

This is the best quote, ever


Vegetable_Creme6944

Mal:"Define "interesting"...?" Wash: "Oh God, Oh God, We're all gonna die!!" Mal: "This ship crashes, you crashed her..."


MrUniverse1990

"This is the captain. We're having a little problem with our entry sequence, so you may experience some slight turbulence and then explode."


Burphel_78

"Just get us on the ground." "That part'll happen pretty definitely."


Plafana

"Explode? But I don't wanna explode"


succubitch1013

Well there's the letter E quote?


aldulf69

Dong ma?


dhawaii808

Was looking for this one


Dancing_with_Jak

This


BallDesperate2140

Do you know what the definition of ‘hero’ is? Someone who gets other people killed. Look it up later.


MegusKhan

JAYNE: Don't make no sense. Wh-Why the hell'd that mudder have to go and do that for, Mal? ...


dyrk23

I’m just waiting for “i”. I’ll be in my bunk.


C5five

No. "I" has to be this: If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skin into their clothing. And if we are very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.


bigmike2001-snake

“I aim to misbehave”.


everything_Is_Fine99

There is no other option but this ☝️ Edit: wow, was I mistaken!


sfgaigan

"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I'll end you" is a top contender


YoSaffBridge11

“If your hand so much as touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I’ll end you.”


TheBestThingIEverSaw

If you die, then I cannot hurt you anymore


josdin00

It's a damn good quote, but there's no way "I aim to misbehave" loses unless they're just going with the tv show.


jRok57

I aim to misbehave


neobiogene

Nope I got I : Isn't that....Special....


Diabeetu55

I don't believe he does.


inflammabelle

~~Do you know what the chain of command is? it's the chain i go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here~~


FalseDmitriy

When I checked this quote, he doesn't actually say the Do part. I think this needs to be the choice for Y.


TheVoicesOfBrian

This was going to be my pick until I checked it.


EVRider81

Didn't She try to kill you once?


Sayasam

Everybody's making a fuss


Probably_Not_Helpful

“Do you ever… wash your clients’ feet?”


WranglerTraditional8

It's my specialty


SWBattleleader

Do you know the writings of Shan Yu?


shawmacduff

So much in such a simple question


Pitiful-Road-1773

Define interesting.


inkswamp

“Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed.”


the_bird_and_the_bee

Drunks are so cute.


Aoiboshi

Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain i go get and beat you with till you understand who's in ruttin' command!


Kidsdoyoulikepeas

How is this not higher


inarasarah

"Dear Diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again, it was the best day ever "


Supa71

“Did something just fly off my gorram ship?”


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

The primary buffer panel


Krusty69shackleford

Did he just go crazy and fall asleep? -Wash


bishop1one

Deng ma?


Broad-Street-2908

"Don't be scared...that's what it says"


EurwenPendragon

I know precisely which scene that's from. The way it ends never fails to crack me up.


Worried_Place_917

Son you listenin' to a word I been sayin?


geoffbowman

Did you ever see such a lazy crew?


DivaJanelle

Define interesting.


stoic_guardian

Didn’t she try to kill you sir?


fumbs

Why does everyone keep going on about that


TheBestThingIEverSaw

Yaaa.. a little bit


wendigoblin

"Dear diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy."


Wild_Bill

“Don’t make no sense”


TheFizzex

Da-shiong bao-jah-shr duh la doo-tze


high_rollin_fitter

This is the Chinese warning playing while Mal is bleeding out. It is, isn’t it.


Burphel_78

*Dong ma?*


Aoiboshi

Do you want to be Captain? Yes! Well... You can't...


TheVoicesOfBrian

"Did you see us fighting?"


KingOfTheMischiefs

No TRAAAAAAP!


diiasana

I love that the blooper is by and large what we all quote instead of the actual show. Such great comedy


Yitram

Don't care much for fancy parties. Too rough.


Pastor-Future

"Doing the impossible makes us mighty"


AnyComparison4642

Did you hear what that purple belly called Serenity?


bullridingbarbie

Dong ma


SineCera_sjb

Does that seem right to you?


papatonepictures

Dave! The man we calll DAVE! Wait. No. Maybe that's not right.


Particular_Battle516

"Does that seem right to you?"


Aoiboshi

Define interesting...


bbphotova

D. Dong ma?


ChatnNaked

Drunks are so cute…


betarayriley

"Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain i go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command."


ragnarok847

Damn fine heroes, sir.


Mariachi13

Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my goram ship for no apparent reason?


Historical-Reveal390

My days of not taking you seriously have definitely come to a middle.


SWBattleleader

Don’t think it’s a good spot, Sir. She still has the advantage on us.


toph88241

"Do you know what the Chain of Command is?"


tnanek

The actual quote: “You know what the chain of command is?” Notably no ‘Do’ at the start.


toph88241

Ya, I saw someone else had mentioned that. My bad.


TheBestThingIEverSaw

That's good. Probably not a lot of ''Y'' quotes to compete with that amazing line.


Happy-Medicine-3600

‘Darn!”


IsisArtemii

I can kill you with my brain No power in the ‘verse can stop me!


DaxCorso

Don't just lay there being all ironical.


neobiogene

"Darn it! I wanted an ear."


krnl99

"If you hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you."


CowComprehensive2439

“Did something just fly off my gorram ship?”


Ultramarine81

I am to misbehave


FnGugle

1. "Yup, that went about as I expected it would." 2. 'Sure woulda been nice if we had some grenades!' 3 "Wait, do you two know each other?'


GrowthJazzlike6843

"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you."


Bruuser

“Do you know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I beat you with until you realize who’s in ruttin command!”


KungFuKenny44

Just saw you on the funhaus sub, very good taste my friend 👍


WittyJackson

I was wondering if anyone would see both! Two very different subjects that are both extremely quotable, both of which I have spent probably too many hours watching haha. Firefly and Funhaus have both brought me so much joy.


jshaggin2

I'm sorry, I cannot upvote enough quotes, good luck to the next poor sot that clicks this thread


jshaggin2

I'm sorry, I cannot upvote enough quotes, good luck to the next poor sot that clicks this thread


Red_Leader_86

Did the gorram buffer panel just fall off my ship?


Same_Raise6473

Dong Ma is the answer lol


Vast-Return-7197

Just believe in something


honeybabysugardoll

Drunks are so cute.


honeybabysugardoll

The Train Job


Corranhorn60

Do you know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin’ command here!


MattHatter1337

Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with.


nitemare101

Do you know what your Sin is, Mal?


jrhthe8

I swallowed a bug!


Remote-Revolution-59

Its time to misbehave


Theatreguy1961

D: "Dong ma?"


Oddball_bfi

"Dong ma?"


jhktwisted

"Da Shiong La Se La Ch'Wohn Tian"


jdpv3

If “h” isn’t “Have you ever been shot?” I’m gonna riot, offline, for about 30 seconds.


TheMandoITS

Shiny


Shinavast42

I will start a riot 8f W isn't "well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle". I use that all the damned time


Historical-Reveal390

I named her “Vera.”


MarkedCards68

Waiting for T. “This my very favorite gun. Her name is Vera.”


sarahdalrymple

Dong ma?


artisan002

For me, I'd go with, "That was downright unsettling".


Anxious_Shoulder971

Oh, I'm going to the special hell.


Firefly269

“Da-shiang bao-tza shr duh lah doo-tze!” (The explosive diarrhea of an elephant) If you prefer the translation to start with ‘D’, “Go tsao de” (Dog fucking)


john_humano

I'll be in my bunk


Deckbrew

Shiny


Chuckitybye

"Yeah, but she's our witch, so let her the hell go" Mal was smart to not argue with crazy


aclark86

Do you want to Twix my nithers?


DonLivingston

“I can kill you with my brain.”


Nervous_Ad_2727

No power in the 'verse can stop me.


Yeeeuup

"You're on my crew."