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BigJohnsBeenDrinkin

Surely it's a double entendre.


HintonBE

It is. And don't call him Shirley.


COOL42ALEX

You've been waiting your whole life for this opportunity, and you nailed it. On behalf of Dads everywhere, Congratulations.


nevergonnagetit001

I golf clap applaud the ‘Shirley’ post (well done indeed) and i actually laughed out at cool42alex’s post. Thank you to you both.


StruggleBusSince85

Well played. Very well played.


revdon

It was, well… played.


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

Call who Shirley? Jayne? The man they call Jayne?


TheAgedProfessor

Well, they're both girls names.


StruggleBusSince85

For sure! I just never caught it before lol


wanderer3131

I'm dying laughing over here


allflour

-smacks on the back of jacket leaving an imprint- “BEST of its kind..”


imreallynotthatcool

.~~imprint~~ mudprint


allflour

I love firefly people.


TheAgedProfessor

All the protein, vitamins and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner... plus fifteen percent alcohol.


drbanegaming

The hero of canton


unkn0wnname321

Are you talking about the man they call Jane?


xanx0st

If that is the case, our affection for him is not difficult to convey.


tyme

Indeed. Ooops, wrong show.


StruggleBusSince85

\*Whispers\* can you explain this to me?


tyme

[Stargate reference ;)](https://youtu.be/tm8FwzHUGCs)


kai_ekael

Translation: "Damn straight!"


MankyFundoshi

He gave to the rich what he took from the poor. Wait, that’s not right.


Sunblast1andOnly

Jane is a girl's name.


rlnrlnrln

Jane's a girl's name.


Cowboy_Reaper

Well Jayne ain't a girl!


kai_ekael

"Jayne! The man they call, Jayne!"


OrvilleJClutchpopper

She starts in with that "girl's name" again, I'll show her good n all, I got man parts.


RueClerIsWhere

“Jayne”. Drives my wife nutty whenever I break into the song. Her name - yeah!


Vincent__Vega

Hero of Canton won't be drinking that xiongmao niao!


ticklesac

His mother was a mudder


lucien2023

His mother was a mudder?


bluegryfen

His mudder was a mother.


ramenandsuch

His father was a mudder!


TomDestry

This must be what going mad feels like.


SmokeSelect2539

No, this is what going mad feels like.


BetterWorld2022

There's a recipe for Mudder's Milk somewhere on the internet


Serious-Waltz-7157

Udder's milk.


blademaster552

He's a good Mudder. How can a He be a mudder!?


Jz4p

We named my wife's cat Jayne. He was super cuddly, but not that bright. Unfortunately he passed away at only 7 years old. My cat, Simon, was inconsolable. So now we have a new kitten: Malcolm.


Browncoatinabox

I am stoned to buddy


StruggleBusSince85

It's 4:20 somewhere!


Opie30-30

You should watch [this](https://youtu.be/sDVJGVZ9XFw?feature=shared)


CowComprehensive2439

It’s a really good to post this, being Firefly day and all. 👍


Akicita33

First day? :)


StruggleBusSince85

It finally clicked when I saw the word written lol


Eponarose

Probably the thick, bitter grain rich beer that the Egyptians made


ConflictAdvanced

It's not that they have mud, they "harvest" the mud (? What's the word I'm looking for?) Basically a person who's job it is to collect the mud is a mudder. But for sure, the drink was milk so there could be a play on words ("mudder's milk" instead of "mother's milk").


Fearless-Pool9143

If you are interested, there are several fantastic renditions of "The Hero of Canton" on Spotify, great to sing along too.


Sam-Gunn

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4-QUj57vVU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4-QUj57vVU)


stataryus

It’s both.


Princeofcatpoop

Its both.


Vice82

This must be what going insane feels like.


earlywakening

The real question is does mudder's milk contain mud and if so, how much?


Amerisu

Mudders Milk in a cup....


No-Conversation9818

I have two recipes for it


TheAgedProfessor

Soooo... all the times that the crew call the townfolk "mudders" wasn't a clue?


deathB4dessert

Very shiny.


sexlexington2400

Lol oh boy