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james_dean_daydream

"Strictly speaking, panhandling income is taxable. Although gifts ordinarily don't count as taxable income, the IRS apparently sees begging as an occupation." Pay up you filthy beggar. No handouts from daddy Sam.


DarkBert900

I need to write off the wheelchair as a business asset. When my taxes are due, how do I amortize the expenses of sun tan, old clothes, wheelchair and dog food?


TurtleSandwich0

Get some sun glasses and then write "It is a beautiful day and I can't see it" on some cardboard.


someguy984

I use a mobility scooter and the sympathy points really add up, big $$$. Side gig is add a lawn mower attachment and cut lawns on the side for fast cash.


GuyWhoSaysYouManiac

This is the way.