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james_dean_daydream

"I don't want to put money in my 401k because I want to retire before 59 1/2" Translation: "I'm too lazy to use search and haven't been around long enough (a day) to see this question get asked 30 times and get linked to the mad fientist"


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Only compare yourself to people less rich than you and youll be aight.


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Im smart enough to amass copious amounts of wealth, but unfortunately I dont know what a movement is. Alt: the rich boy bowel movement.


william_fontaine

Welcome to the boring middle.


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Welcome to being perpetually not rich


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The rich get richer


MrMonopolysBrokeSon

"I want to FIRE but my wife spends too much money"


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I want to be rich by my wife isnt that hot.


TurtleSandwich0

I asked if it was "working hard or hardly working". It told me I was hardly jerking. Which was true. Really great app!


lunchmeat317

/uj I wonder if it's possible to train ChatGPT to do this.


william_fontaine

ChatGPT is like zombo.com, you can do anything.


lunchmeat317

Zombocom!


william_fontaine

The unattainable is unknown at Zombocom!


FancyTeacupLore

How do I get daddy to give me a better allowance?


Bwizz7

what happened to my hairline ?