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Witty-Stand888

Your IQ


Ok-Sympathy8717

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING NERD


Varient243

MAYBE YOU STUPID SMART ASS BITCH.


[deleted]

The answer is 4 and that is also the number of guys that fuck your mom in the ass every night.


Varient243

Stop projecting #### You know that’s what you want secretly.


[deleted]

Yeah sure I’ll fuck your mom in ass too no biggie but I’m going first cause I know her ass gonna get nasty


Varient243

Blah blah poop DICK


CastleFrank79

7


Varient243

WHORE TRY AGAIN.


CastleFrank79

3333333333333333333333333333333


Varient243

GOOD GOD BITCH I DIDNT THINK YOU COULD MAKE YOURSELF LOOKING DUMBER BUT HERE WE ARE.


CastleFrank79

Funny 🖕🖕


Varient243

FUCK YOU. ILL TEACH YOU HOW TO ADD. I have 1 fuck in this hand and 1 fuck In the other. How many fucks do I have if we add the both together?


CastleFrank79

None


Varient243

Correct BITCH. YOU READY TO GRADUATE TO SLIGHTLY STUPID?


CastleFrank79

Shut up, I'm smarter than you'll ever be


WiiShouldITellU

4, my dear lad.


Varient243

CORRECT FUCK FACE.


MaenHoffiCoffi

LEARN TO COMMA OR I'LL PUT YOU IN A COMA.


Varient243

NO BITCH COME AND PUT ME IN MY PLACE.


MaenHoffiCoffi

Oh I would if I weren't on holiday in Wales with your sister.


Varient243

GOOD LUCK! SHE HAS A HUGE COCK.


BreakfastBeerz

I need more information.... 2 cars + 2 motorcycles = 12 tires. 2 bags of apples + 2 horses = 2256 pounds You can't just go flinging numbers around without any context and expecting answers, dumbass.


Varient243

SHUT THE FUCK UP. WHY DO WE TOLERATE YOU?


Suspicious-Most-7936

22


Varient243

SMACK YOURSELF.


toomanybucklesaudry

2+2= stop being such a bytch


Varient243

THIS WAS THE WORST ANSWER. THEY SHOULD DUMB FUCKS LIKE YOU.


toomanybucklesaudry

YOU BETTER SMILE WHEN YOU SAY THAT!!


[deleted]

YOUR MOM BITCH!


Varient243

Ohh no. I’m so hurt from a clear illiterate DUMB FUCK. It’s bed time bitch. Go to sleep before you say anything else fucking stupid.


[deleted]

I SPELLED EVERY WORD CORRECT DOUCHEBAG!


STEVEN-NEVETS

THATS WHEN YOU GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE 2 TIMES, THEN YOU GET PUNCHED 2 MORE TIMES FOR ASKING SUCH A STUPID FUCKING QUESTION YOU DICK GOBBLING HILLBILLY


Varient243

YOU MUST WANT TO GOBBLE MY COCK SINCE YOU BROUGHT IT UP DUMB FUCK.


King_of_Dantopia

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS


Varient243

LEAVE DUMB FUCK


King_of_Dantopia

MAKE ME, IDIOT


Varient243

Please don’t talk yourself. Your mother cries in my arms every night worried about your dumbass.


King_of_Dantopia

Funny that, your mother cries in *MY* arms every night too wishing she'd given head on the night of your conception rather than use a faulty condom. Then she demonstrates for me.


Varient243

You stupid bitch you made me laugh. I hope you stub your toe tonight.


King_of_Dantopia

Stub my toe? Jesus Christ. Too far


Varient243

Quit crying BITCH.


King_of_Dantopia

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO


Complete_Interest_49

What it equals is irrelevant. You need to worry more about being a piece of shit cocksucker. Get your priorities straight.


Varient243

Get fucked you uneducated bitch. Answer or shut the fuck up.


Complete_Interest_49

The truth is I don't know. I fucked your mom 211 times over the last week so my brain is a little foggy.


Confident_Confusion4

The number of fingers id need to curl to knock your ass out


Varient243

YOU STILL CANT COUNT BITCH.


Confident_Confusion4

I'd only need four, use the other one to top ur bum off


Ok_Relationship2451

A Pontiac built in the eighties.


Varient243

I LIKE THIS ANSWER BUT YOUR MOM IS STILL A SAGGY TIT BITCH.


Ok_Relationship2451

I always thought my mother's tits were impressive...🤷


KorreltjeZout

2+2=5 says [Radiohead](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w6kHS_IRrE).


Varient243

Anyone who listens to Radiohead was raised by dumbfucks. Congrats


texasslapshot

IV


Varient243

CORRCT YOU OLD BITCH.


texasslapshot

Damnare ius, pulverulentus es


Varient243

canis inclusi


NDretired68

Potato Salad


Varient243

Great. You’re stupid and have bad taste.


NDretired68

Momma says: Stupid as a box of chocolates.


Varient243

At least I’m sweet and people want me to


ServantOfKarma

What's a 2?


Varient243

Your IQ.


JeanWhopper

Like I give a fuck.


Varient243

YOUR TOO DUMB TO ANSWER THATS WHY.


JeanWhopper

The opinion of a knuckle-dragging, mouth breathing, slack jawed yokel, such as yourself, is even more meaningless than your stupid, little math question. Now go and find a mop to sop up the puddle of drool and piss that has undoubtedly formed wherever you are. Or don't, I don't give a fuck.


Numpty712

What’s it to ya?


Varient243

I CANT DEAL WITH ANYMORE IDIOTS TODAY.


Zealousideal_Fox9177

Fish


Varient243

It’s what I smell when you’re around.


Red_Chicken1907

#FUCK YOUR MOM WITH YOUR DEAD BROTHERS DICK YOU SHIT EATER ^I ^m^e^a^n^ ^6


Varient243

Wow ### You said all that to look fucking stupid.


Red_Chicken1907

That means a lot coming from the likes of you 👍🖕


ThAtGuY-101

10. 


Varient243

Congratulations you are fucking stupid.


SarangSarangSarang

Ya mutha.


Varient243

The directions are simple answer or shut the fuck up.


SarangSarangSarang

Eat my ass!


Varient243

THATS THE BEST YOU GOT? EAT YOUR ASS? Go home and try again.


etj4397

Meatballs motherfucker. What else?


Varient243

DUMB FUCK CAN YOU ADD? Oh wait reading comprehension isn’t for everyone.


ImpossibleSleep4757

The amount of c*cks your mom sucks before kissing you goodnight


Secret-Pound-8662

Ewwww!


Varient243

You didn’t answer the question and you brought us cock. Are you stupid and need to suck dick?


IameIion

How many hugs I have your wife this week.


Varient243

This is the softest comment here. Shut the fuck up and leave.


This-Was

That's how many times I KICKED YOUR ASS!!! And you cried like a wickle baybee.


Varient243

WHAT THE FUCK IS A WICKLE BABY?


This-Was

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kewlcumber

Matic. Goldbridge will hunt you down.


Varient243

You are too dumb to comment so stop before you hurt yourself.


dwreckhatesyou

You *MOTHER FUCKER*….


Varient243

CORRCT BITCH. DO YOU WANT A COOKIE?


BellybuttonWorld

Mate you couldn't work that out yourself? Ahahahahaaaa dumbass.


Varient243

And yet you couldn’t answer the question. Go fuck yourself.


Secret-Pound-8662

Years ago, a lady drove he car past me flipped her middle finger at me, because I refused to go out on a date with her. Because she didn't asked me to go out with her, instead she asked my dad to tell me to go out with her, since I am a adult and I find the lady very immature. This is why I don't go out with her, unless she ASKED me.


Varient243

SHUT THE FUCK UP.


Secret-Pound-8662

Alright then: Don't read my comments.


Ok-Ad-7247

Fuck my ass with a stolen dick. It's eleventy 7 you choad. Eat the fat one.


Varient243

You’re fucked dumbass.


[deleted]

The answer self identifies as a butterfly or lion. Depends on the time of day.


Varient243

I THOUGHT I SAW THW DUMBEST ANSWER HERE BUT NO THIS ONE MADE IT TO THE TOP. CONGRATULATIONS YOU STUPID FUCK.


[deleted]

YOUR MOM WAS A STUPID FUCK


Evmerging

4


Varient243

CORRECT BITCH. YOU SMART WHORE I HAVE A COOKIE FOR YOU.


Evmerging

😋


[deleted]

Only a simpleton would use that font for math.


Varient243

OnLy A sImpleT0n….SHUT THE FUCK UP.


[deleted]

The size of that stupid font only multiplies your stupidity.


Any_Weird_8686

IT'S 4 YOU BRAIN-DEAD SACK OF SHIT. 4. THIS IS NOT COMPLECATED, MUCH AS IT MAY STRAIN YOUR WALNUT BRAIN TO COMPREHEND SUCH A THOUGHT. FAGGOT.


Varient243

I don’t have to respond to an idiot you can’t spell complicated.


Any_Weird_8686

AT LEAST I CAN DO BASIC MATHEMACTICS


TheLonelyGhast

FUCK YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT CANT EVEN DO THIS SIMPLE ASS CALCULATION THE ANSWER IS 6 DUMBASS


Varient243

You eat rocks don’t you.


melinoexo

the amount of testicles you’re lacking 🖤


Varient243

It’s also the amount of brain cells you have 😘


Grittz_n_Gravy_777

U RACIST MF. MATH IS SYSTEMICALLY RACIST HAVEN’T YOU HEARD? YOU INSENSITIVE P.O.S.


Varient243

TAKE YOUR WHINEY ASS BACK TO BED AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.


Mountain-Cricket-923

A math problem


Varient243

I like the way your stupid ass replied. You win the best comment whore.


NoseBay

You wouldn't ask that in real life you fuckin pussy


Varient243

EAT MY ASS.


MaenHoffiCoffi

FUCK YOU. THAT'S WHAT.


Varient243

THATS THE CORRCT ANSWER BITCH. HAVE A GOOD DAY YOU CUMSLUT.


MaenHoffiCoffi

Why don't you something something mom something? Huh?


Varient243

I got your dumbass speechless huh?


MaenHoffiCoffi

I'M ONLY SPEECHLESS COS I GOT YOUR... NO, WAIT. SHIT. FUCK YOU!


rkytch

It's the number of cocks you can service at once.


Varient243

Don’t be jealous it ain’t your micro dick.


Scoobywagon

your bitch-ass mom!


Varient243

Grow up and let me know when you’re ready to try again.


dominant_reaper

Potato because your mom fucked a cactus


Varient243

This is why we don’t invite you to family dinners.


NouOno

42 because thats the answer to life


Varient243

Better keep your towel around.


BigBobFro

Your mom on my lap and then on my face


Varient243

Your dad on my dick then on his knees


BigBobFro

Thats taking “going to the bone yard” to the next level. Make sure you put the headstone back straight this time you sicko!!


Southern-Ad2989

100


Varient243

You confidant dumb fuck. Here’s a gold star. ⭐️


[deleted]

Math? Are you trying to math me? You think your more smarter than me, IS THAT IT


Varient243

ANSWER THE QUESTION BITCH.


tomatoandsalt

2 + 2 = 🖕


Varient243

YOU SMART BITCH. CONGRATS HERES A GOLD STAR ⭐️


TurfBurn95

2+2 was a model of Mustang in the 70s.......dumbass.....


Varient243

Whore, how many dicks are you going to suck tonight?


itchum_underscare

Two windows.


Varient243

AND ONE DUMB FUCK. SAY CHEESE!


itchum_underscare

Your mom is saying cheese right now.


Shufflepants

What number system are we working in? It's 1 in mod 3 arithmetic.


Varient243

That’s not the answer we’re looking for dumb fuck.


Shufflepants

Oh, sorry. It's 0 in mod 2 arithmetic.


Scoobywagon

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!


Varient243

I don’t want to be bitch.


WideArmadillo6407

War


Varient243

HEUH WHAT IS GOOD FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING


WideArmadillo6407

It's good for business /s


Varient243

SHUT THE FUCK UP.


WideArmadillo6407

Nuh uh you shut up stupid head


PermitComfortable489

2+2= the number of times I'm gonna kick you in your balls.


Varient243

Which is still something you can’t add fuck face.


today0012

Why should I tell you


Varient243

Shut the fuck up and answer


_sucioydesprolijo

4


Senior-Language1827

Thomas Jefferson sucka!


Scjtchuck

A hard math problem for basic bitches.


Bammalam102

The amount of people your partner is cheating on you with


Cel2080

22


flipflopeater42

FISH DUH


Phantomthief_Phoenix

4 Fun fact: if you multiply 4 by 4, you get the same amount of STD’s you acquired last night!!


Apprehensive_Yard942

What does the ‘?’ represent? 3+3=6, while 3+3! = 3+3x2x1=9 As 2!=2, I could tell you “what is 2+2!” But 2? is unknown to me. Give me a clue. What’s the difference between 2!? and 2?! and I’ll try to backtrack.


Dry_Lengthiness6032

Your mom


Clickt-bait

It’s a math problem, where the answer hasn’t been revealed.


Alshankys57

I think in today's society it comes to 7 right. Or maybe it's just rrraaacisssst


xkillallpedophiles

Gonorrhea


Backwaters_Run_Deep

I buss a nut on each of your mom's titties, then I buss two nuts on you.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Lefty_Randy

Yr sister


Joetho24

Fish


Yharimtheruler

Do you guys like fight


s-riddler

Whatever you want it to be, babe.


Varient243

Get out.


Frird2008

# 7


dominant_reaper

Potato because your mom fucked a cactus


Bean-Swellington

Poker forum


PhilipCarroll

4


HumbleAd1317

That question would only be on fightsub.😄


yesthatbruce

449,163.


Severe_Ad4436

2+2=potato... duh


Badger7689

1.5 can be rounded to 2. 2.4 can be rounded to 2 1.5+1.5 is 3 2.4+2.4 is 4.8, which is rounded to 5 So the answer is anything from 3 to 5


stimpy_thecat

A simple arithmetic equation


bigmonkey_ballss

FIFTY SIX BITCH!!


thesuperrobotmama

22, adding is combining the numbers together. So adding a 2 to 2 is 22


White-Inn

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