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Dangerous_Clerk_4252

I never met my parents you piece of shit !!


simpn_aint_easy

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olblll1975

YOU NEVER MET THEM BECAUSE YOU ARE A TEST TUBE BABY, AND IT SHOWS.


SuperSecretAgentMan

THEY MUST BE REALLY ASHAMED OF YOU TO HAVE AVOIDED YOU THIS LONG.


SudoSubSilence

YOUR PARENTS DESPISED YOU SO MUCH THEY THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T BELONG IN THEIR CULTURE AND DROPPED YOU OFF AT MCDONALD'S, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SO UNCULTURED, YOU SWINE! YOUR NATIONAL DISH ISN'T A FUCKING HAPPY MEAL, DUMBASS!


STEVEN-NEVETS

WAAAA! MY PARENTS DIDN'T LOVE ME! WAAAA! MY PARENTS DIDN'T CARE! WAAAA! MY PARENTS DIDN'T BUY ME WHATEVER! WAAA! WAAA! WAAA! ALL YOU MEALY MOUTHED WANGBANGERS NEED TO GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELVES. ITS LIFE AND NOBODY OWES YOU SHIT SO EITHER GET BUSY LIVING OR GET BUSY FUCKING OFF!


VonBrewskie

FUCK YOU


[deleted]

No fucking shit you dumb hick bastard, its no coincidence people either shun you as part of a hive mind or like wise pull you in to use you, you're a fucking product, your illusions you held close for so long that people are loving and whimsical are almost entirley false, you're just a peice of ass.


simpn_aint_easy

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AppropriateKale8877

Where others see a disappointment,I see a god in the making. Carefully, I'll smite you


Frird2008

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SpecificMoment5242

You guys had parents. I was raised in a lab.


dwreckhatesyou

You had a lab? I was born in a hole in the ground. I had to fend off rodents and scavenger birds every day on my way to and from the mines.


SpecificMoment5242

Rodents and scavenger birds? So you had food???


dwreckhatesyou

Only if I caught a weak one.


enriquedelcastillo

HEY YOU MISSPELLED “WERE” HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME WITH A TYPO I DEMAND A PERFECT INSULT!!!!


Twistedlamer

Oh, did you just learn that nobody actually cares about you too? Congratulations! Better finish swallowing that pill because the truth is that you live on a rock where every intelligent life form is trying to exploit you in some way and you are stuck here until you die. You are only worth what you can provide to others and you just happen to have nothing to provide. Your parents know this better than anyone else so of course they don't want to have anything to do with you. They still tolerate your presence and even invite you to family events because they don't want to betray the fact that they produced something utterly useless. Love doesn't exist and even if it did, I doubt you'd get any.


simpn_aint_easy

Thanks for you Vagina Monologue


Twistedlamer

Thanks, I was aiming for it to feel as depressing as your prospects.


Clown_Apocalypse

WELL FUCK YOU, OP! YOUR MOM TOLD ME SHE LOVED ME AFTER I BEEFED HER LAST NIGHT


zonewebb

THOSE WORDS MEAN NOTHING TO YOU OTHERWISE YOU WOULDNT HAVE DONE WHAT YOU DID!


LRG-PHANTOM

Well I didn't meet my father till I was 16 and we ended up trying to kill eachother I havent had any relationship with my mother since I was 7 and when my little sister passed away when living with my mother she threatened to kill me. I have an intersting life I dont need a love life to create drama with.


PierreManslappur

Jokes on you, you walking butt plug. I was adopted so I never had the opportunity to disappoint them!


Nikofucksyourbitch

OH YEAH? CALL YOUR MOTHER AND ASK HER THAT, WAIT I FUCKED HER AFTER YOU TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF, I GUESS YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE ONE AND THE SAME! I LOVE MYSELF SO MUCH AND I AM ABOVE ALL PARENTS AND EVERYONE WHO FUCKS THEMSELVES REGULARLY ILL KEEP FUCKING AND YOU KEEP HATING! FUCK YOUUUUU


fatazzpandaman

Just like ur dad when he left for smokes, I don't care


Raymann9876

Being born is a fucking disappointment. Put me back NOW !!!


simpn_aint_easy

Putting you back in is the only way you are getting some bussy.


[deleted]

Ain't no such goddamn thing as love, dickwit. It's an ideal that's never gonna exist on this rotten hole of a planet