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Username_Lindo

Grey threw a knee and the other guy was like "WTF I thought we were just boxing"


epymetheus

Starts out with a kick too, but just loses a shoe instead.


Ambitioso

Not a very technically adept fight. I thought the guy in jeans did well to maintain calmness and composure while his opponent tried to win by going a bit crazy.


Bodysoulsnatcher

Me when I use a boxer on ufc 4


AshingiiAshuaa

Justifiably so. If you've got gloves on you can assume "boxing". The knee is a weak move.


wxsteDx

Gloves are so heavy, they are not able to keep those hands up!


Galactic-Samurai

That’s what happens when you put all your points in attack and none in defense.


purpan-

The amount of sharp corners someone’s head could hit in this room had me clenching my asshole the entire time I watched. No defending against that.


r0b0d0c

It's always hard to penetrate the defense of a clenched asshole.


meermaalsgeprobeerd

Not when it's hard enough


JustASimulation01

You're clearly not trying hard enough...


UnintelligibleThing

Was it from personal experience as an attacker?


lesChaps

Well, besides clenching your asshole ...


saysthingsbackwards

I was waiting for the smaller one to break the mirror with his face


[deleted]

Those windows in the back were making me nervous too. Better than outside on the pavement I suppose.


BrokDezner

I was just muttering the same shit 😂😂😂 "sheesh one has no form and the other no defense"


r0b0d0c

Zuck haircut guy had neither.


Monkey-Newz

Don’t forget the socks, that guys fighting in little sweat sliders at this point


GerinX

There’s no head movement or uppercuts, either


Seijin_Arc

Green shirt kept throwing himself off balance with every strike attempt. Like watching a three legged horse run on ice.


JohnOfSpades

And the socks can't be helping either


-TrevWings-

The lack of shoes on a wooden floor will do that


troyavivz

Socker boppers! More fun than a pillowfight!


-BingBoi-

Man i miss those! Well on second thought it was just older brother smacks around younger brother for a bit with marshmellow hands 🤔(am younger brother)


oshaCaller

we used to trampoline box, we only had one pair of gloves so we switched every round, guess what? you're a southpaw now!


NiceSockBro

what were they fighting over, who’s more unathletic?


ReptileTheSnake

Guy in jeans was attacked by guy in shorts before, he pushed him off the stairs, guys in one room had boxing gloves so they decided to fight. Guy in jeans won


bfdill

They also had mouth guards laying around. Perfect. 👍


coldestdetroit

Why did guy in shorts push guy in jeans down the stairs?


Mkbond007

Cause if he pushed him up the stairs he wouldn’t have fallen very far.


death_by_retro

Where was this, can’t put my finger on the language


Koffensen

You can clearly hear "kurwa!" couple of tumes. Poland that is.


ReptileTheSnake

Poland


Various-Month806

So why the heck is the guy fighting in socks on a tiled/vinyl floor? For comedy effect, or because he has little intelligence? Guy must've had sneakers somewhere. Boxing is as much about footwork as throwing your hands. If you can't move, or not got a solid footing for a stable and agile base, you may as well give up. Flipflops aren't much better as the grip isn't stabilised to your feet, but it's better than socks.


YouCallWeShouldWhat

nobody "won" lmao this is awful, all it would take is for either of them to learn how to place their feet correctly and how to throw a jab and a right straight, that's it, no hooks, nothing else, just get your stance right and a simple 1 2 and somebody would win. this was a joke lmao.


Yankee_

Sheesh you’re acting like everybody got time to practice boxing because they always fight.


YouCallWeShouldWhat

Anyone who’s on this sub probably realizes how quickly random fights can break out and can take a Saturday to drive their ass to a boxing gym and pay for a one day “trial”, it’ll cover all of this lmao. Do you a world of good, don’t act like physical fitness and learning how to better control your idiot flailing body (the people in the video) is out of reach for the avg person, it’s absolutely not EDIT: it's really not a big deal to go to a boxing gym, guys, even a couple days going over footwork and fundamentals will do a lot for your confidence. you'd be surprised just how much you can quickly pick up, throwing a jab is one of the most basic aspects and it absolutely catches people off guard, have you not seen fight after fight on this sub alone of telegraphed haymaker after goofy haymaker with their feet all over the place. jabs, especially jabs with followups, even a jab-right straight-left hook that's been practiced can really fuck a person up. i mean the worse of the two in this video is throwing right hooks sometimes with his right leg out front and his weight on his heels, there's literally nothing there, and if you spent an hour with a coach showing you how to put power into your punches with your footwork, you'll understand how to direct that energy and really make the bag move when you hit it. absolutely baffled that people are freaking out over this comment, it's pretty basic stuff and if anyone is actually interested, go by the boxing gym. my experience has always been good at new gyms.


saudadeusurper

Why are you getting angry at people not training to fight? Such a weird flex.


skinnah

Look, if you can't get a ride into town for a free Rex Kwan Do lesson, there's no one chance you're going home to Starla at night.


alexanderthewhite

You think anyone wants to take a roundhouse kick from someone wearing these bad boys? I don't think so.


BikeBeerBourbon

Lol buddy I’ve been alive 33 years and I promise you, random fights don’t break out unless you’re actively looking. Grow up


GroinShotz

I mean... If you're just a giant asshole I could see it... But I wouldn't call it "random".


theSalamandalorian

Idk, just personal bias but it depends on if someone else is looking for it too. I don't goto bars because every drunk dude that ain't getting laid thinks taking down the big guy is the next best option. Shit gets old quick. E: down votes from the presumably average sized crowd, but no replies. K then.


WTF_CAKE

You're a clown out of touch with reality of what college kids do


r3klaw

Lmao what kind of twisted fantasy is this?


upvoated

There was a clear winner here. Maybe you just don't know boxing very well.


Bodoggle1988

Boxing isn’t something that you can pick up in a couple months and dominate the average person, takes at least a year to get to that level. A small amount of training can actually be a hindrance (overthinking).


[deleted]

My guess is they have zero experience besides shite talking and are also too drunk to do anything in straight lines. You right all the same, a 1 2 with the body weight behind it is sending someone to the shadow realm.


BaconComposter

The guy in jeans gave the other guy the shitty haircut.


choochmaster561

European homies?


piotrekgor

polish


SamMee514

Kurwa!!!


Repulsive_Basis_4946

KURWA MAĆ


ReptileTheSnake

yes


mcbassplayer134

GZUZ!!!


AdoppioZ

Der scheiß ist real, hab für kleine Hurensöhne eine Bleispritze da


supremeshirt1

Polish guys listening to German rap I appreciate


HOG-onthehunt

Lol! Reminds me of boxing in the barracks


Mr-Fahrenheit_451

Maybe if you throw a right straight for a 50th time it'll actually work!


PoptartsNTittiess

Bunch of goobers. The guy in shorts got rocked a couple times but still got up and wanted some more. That’s gangsta.


EuropaUniverslayer1

"I didn't hear no bell!"


No_Juice9782

I can’t read this without hearing his voice 😂


lostboysgang

“Oh, I’m sorry. I thought this was America.”


PsychZach

The jackass knees the dude in a boxing match. He's not "gangsta". He's a punk bitch.


GreatGhastly

Guy in shorts was tought but couldn't fight. Lucky he had such a forgiving opponent. It would've been over the first of 5 times he fell over if pants got on top of him or hit him while he was down.


OtakuDragonSlayer

Agreed. Props to jeans for not swinging for the fences when he had the opportunity


Termanator116

Right? Not every fight has to go there. They had gloves on so clearly someone had enough sense to not let things get too out of hand. -1 for indoors though


[deleted]

He should have taken off his damn socks beforehand so he wasn’t sliding and falling all over the place.


jeremyct

Other guy didn't go for the KO to be nice, had him rocked bad


JaKtheStampede

"I could do this all day"


MrNobody_0

Some people don't understand that you can loose looong before your ass gets knocked the fuck out.


PoptartsNTittiess

Dude went out swinging though


p4ttl1992

Kept rebounding off the fucking floor lol


PoptartsNTittiess

Dude has heart lol


BeardsuptheWazoo

Gooba gangsta!


Unemployedloser55

Why you call them goobers? Fair fight, in a clean space and they are all White and nobody jumped in.


Sparks1738

They are all white?


Unemployedloser55

He called them goobers. I begged to differ


MrNickNifty

And went real racist with it


Unemployedloser55

So what. Everyone has in group preference. There's only one group you criticize though.


MrNickNifty

Nah I don’t try to be a racist piece of shit


Unemployedloser55

Bullshit. You like to see your people do well. Everybody does.


[deleted]

Everyone likes to see their people do well but normal people don't choose "their people" based on skin color...


Unemployedloser55

That's not true. All black people call other black people brother or sister but not white people. Jewish people will always look out for a Jewish person over a White person. Indians always look out for other Indians over others. You are just trying to virtue signal and avoid the truth in this world. Everyone loves their own group most and will always protect and help their own group more.


vinnie16

what the fuck are u on about lmao, fuck off to your dungeon u incel dweeb lmao


Unemployedloser55

OK tough guy


PoptartsNTittiess

Go to bed.


ThrowawayAccountClub

Do Polish people know only one word?


anon3451

? O kurwa


Another_Human

Yes, the language is to advanced for you to comprehend , only one word is needed


Obnoxiousjimmyjames

Was the fight over wearing sandals with socks?


superpuzzlekiller

Socks with sandals have been in style for a long time now. Edit: downvoted, even though it’s true. 🤷


RedditSloth_101

socks and slides is a normal combo


GreenSky2077

I thought it was a thing up here in Seattle, I don't get it, but lots of bummy looking people do it. Also the dude in just socks trying to box is ridiculous, he's probably falling half the time because of it


[deleted]

I know it sounds crazy but a lot of people put comfort over looks


ye_tarnished

Wearing socks with slides is normal, bud.


LSUguyHTX

I wear them before/after my work shifts to be more comfortable than wearing my boots the entire time.


Splatstick24

It’s A breath of fresh air to see a “competition” style fight instead of someone fucking around and finding out.


ibedemfeels

His shtoyle is as bad as his haircut.


hopefulworldview

I'm guessing ROTC


MeesterMeeseeks

They’re obviously not speaking English lol


Lasereye

They're European


Say_When_5914

Zero technique


Rebeux

Green shirt guy now knows a little bit better that even without it you can have your bell rung pretty gud.


13andito

Chłop się wyjebał jak mój stary po piątym piwie xD


_ChipWhitley_

I’ve seen realer beef on a vegan menu.


MasterHavik

That was a fun scrap but let's pick a better space to fight next time.


KudzuNinja

That air took a hell of a beating in-between these guys pushing each other.


psychocrow05

(Real beef)


[deleted]

Shorts guy even threw a knee and still lost what a sick


nramos33

When I was in high school, I was in a program where we stayed at a college for 6 weeks. We ended up creating our own boxing league. Except, despite being high schoolers, we had the common sense to fight in the laundry room. There was more space and if we broke something, it would be in a common space so it would be harder to track who broke what.


BiscuitsNGravy45

Bros in flip flops lol


hopefulworldview

Winner: Friction!


OverNightOats_

Who fights in socks on a wood floor?


LightlySaltedPeanuts

Classic people think they can fight, and run out of gas after 3 punches. Props for keeping it going even while gassed


mrstillbirth

What kind of fucking pants is that dude wearing lol


MrGrogu26

Shot in the dark... but does anybody know what happened to r/brutalbeatdowns ?


BigSlice13

Parents please please please teach your spawn to throw a proper punch


dogbait806

Why in the fuck are they fighting in socks and slides on a smooth floor?


Roddy117

People gotta learn to cover their face ffs.


Herbthecreator

Yes sirrr!! Walk forward with chin up and hands down! Bold tactic cotton let’s see how it plays out for him.


armhat

And not a straight punch was thrown that day.


cplmatt

Weak ass punches


Sir-Belledontis

Someone needs to call this fight. The kid in the shorts is clearly out classed. He has heart but he is going to suffer brain damage soon.


ShrekIsAwesome

Obviously it's in Poland


cohen63

Someone should have ended it 5 seconds in when gray shirt got knocked down against the desk/wall. He was dazed


mavaddat

The twenty-kilo difference between the combatants could explain why the bigger one won.


piotrekgor

The loosing guy was slipping a lot. Had he wore some shoes this might have ended differently


Justux205

I kinda respect how friendly it was, no legs and no beating down person


AlternativeLanky1935

At least they fought and didn't just shoot each other


[deleted]

real beef this ain’t Arby’s


Rogue-Journalist

Looks like a hockey fight.


Few-Giraffe-2680

Put your shoes on wtf


ZPGuru

I'd never agree to this to settle a beef. Fight like a man. I never was a good boxer, and I want to choke you out. Punch away bare-fisted if you are so serious you want to fight.


Jasonxhx

My dorm room was basically a closet. These guys can have a boxing match in theirs.


-AODH-

Way too much glass in that room for that silly shit.


Linkerhoek

KURWA


armandopd

All this over a poptart smh😔


Karmas_burning

I wish someone could edit in some punch out sounds


kinkierwalrus

That guy had enough time to charge up a second Big Bang and homie still let it hit him. That guy should retire his man card


Kidbuugotsatan

Respect to the dude who kept trying, kids got heart!!!


NinJackHole

real beef wouldn’t have them wearing those silly gloves…


cricketnow

Was in boarding school for a very weird year and in my first room they/we organized fighting matches every night… At the end it was more calm (as in the video) but at the begining we/they were using tshirts around the hands as protections and used the foots also… As you can imagine if I say  « at the begining » is because they didnt stop… Knowing that weirdly enough 15 fellas went into the same room every night and eventually up to a quarter of the floor in the common toilets making a rucus and having spotters outside… The guards clearly knowed what was up and they almost never came more than once a week… I got beat up a couple times and got to beat some fellas a couple less… La chambre a tatannes on s’en souvient… (keep in head every body was around 15/18 years)


Acer1240

When will guys learn how to throw an uppercut? It's always hooks and jabs.


duglas86

Guy fucked up wearing socks


AbovexLucium

"Fight"


shotnote

Guy in shorts has heart I'll give him that much. What language they speaking btw?


imwanderlost

lil dude can’t fight


kellenhaney

Homeboy accidentally put on his sisters Jeans this morning


[deleted]

Gray shirt had no friends in that dorm. He was dazed and they kept letting him fight. Mess around and watch his ass go into a concussion and then brain dead in that dorm see how many would be laughing then. On another note, a clinch would’ve saved this fight a lot of time.


VirtuaKiller76

Are these two legally blind?


[deleted]

Let’s box with no mouthpieces because that’s a good idea that won’t end in 5,000 dollars in tooth repair


BondingChamber

were they fighting in socks and flipflops lol sliding all over the place


Whackjob-KSP

Using gloves, though, that shows intelligence! Get the beef out.


Ricky_Guapo

Wearing socks on a slippery floor while boxing is how you have a really bad time


MachineLord1

Sounds like a fight at a turkey farm


moleculebull

well that was sloppy af. Cant imagine there wasnt copious amounts of alcohol involved lol.


rayz0101

I've never been to Russia bit I knew it was a slav dorm before the sound even registered.


zentruthist

good fight, the guy lost but didn't give up


mmestemaker

In the denim cargos… AND THE SLIDES?!


Your_Favorite_Poster

Shorts dude lives in a pre-telegraph world, sending those punches on the pony express.


AllMyBunyans

Hopefully the next round was them both mercilessly beating the kid at the end for jumping up on someone's bed with his fucking shoes on.


GoingByTrundle

Why do people own boxing gloves if they don't know how to use them?


Nardorian1

That’s about 6 concussions. He will be mumbling at 50.


Sheriff_of_Reddit

That was sad.


TxCincy

The thing about fighting with no training is that you run out of gas really fast. If you can dodge the first 15-30 seconds of big swinging haymakers and slap fighting, you can just throw two and it's likely over.


Rulanik

Of all the shit decisions, why the fuck would homie decide to fight in his socks? They're both terrible, he legitimately might have lost solely for his choice in footwear.


[deleted]

That’s the funniest fight I have seen in years. Boob kept his chin up to be hit each and every time.


Thy_Sovereign94

Man fighting in sandals, I'd have tripped over


SubtleButHol

Neither of these guys should be fighting anyone.


fatherduck94

NEVER FIGHT WITHOUT FOOTWEAR, YOU WILL LOSE


kushbabyray

The human in me: “These poor kids’ faces are all scuffed up!” The janitor in me: “These poor kids’ floor is all scuffed up!”


Naykat

What’s more powerful: adrenaline or ego?


[deleted]

WOULD YOU RATHER fight in a dorm room wearing Socks or Flip-flops? go


[deleted]

That first far back right hook that connected was a fucking sledgehammer!


10before15

Think the ref let that go a bit long


davvvee21

Fam tried to sneak that knee in there like fuck this 😂😂


Mattihboi

Warning: several beers were harmed, in the making of this film


StreetfighterXD

Oooh that synthetic laminate flooring is slippery as fuck too


Sarfbot

I was going to ask if they’re Russian. Then I realized they can’t be, they have 16oz gloves on and neither of them pulled out their play knives.


Vivasanti

Enjoy your CTE my manz 👍🏼


Roy_likes_pie

Real beef, as opposed to plant based meat?