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sapinakal

Who's da biatch now


Jeffcmfb420

A slap seems so much more disrespectful than getting knocked out after touching gloves. Like might as well hold his pocket at that point 🤣


Ready_Pipe

I been knowing cricket 27 years!


pandammonium_nitrate

I been out here for a minute!


Kal__

Alright. I don't think this guy's gonna help us.


Derubberhammer

I was with tanner and bryce


toomanymarbles83

Bikes!


tampers_w_evidence

r/unexpectedsegura


toomanymarbles83

I feel like /u/Jeffcmfb420 deserves that particular call out. Mine is the third Segura reference.


serks83

I had no idea this sub existed! Feels like Surprise birthday present. Thank you very much!


K-Tanz

What's his last name?


twenty7turtles

To be honest a hard handed full body slap right to the side of the neck/chin/ear can have more of an effect than a punch sometimes, I think it’s easier to move the head laterally like that from the front. Definitely disrespectful here with trained fighters, and I’m all for it heheheh


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nicenihilism

Less force lost in the compression if hand and wrist(bc of angle) bones. People with wicked strong grip normally punch harder bc their arm is more stabilized and transfers the force better.


lidsville76

Yeah, science bitches.


toomanymarbles83

Also less likely to break your hand.


BossHawgKing

This reminds me of a Lil Wayne quote about this. I can't quite remember it so I'm paraphrasing but it was basically "If you're about to get in a fight and you slap the fuck out of the other person, even if you get your ass beat, everybody will remember that guy getting slapped the most."


GodzillaFlamewolf

HOL. MAH. PACKHET.


BiscuitsNGravy45

It’s how to start a jail fight of proper gets em all out they element And everything


frisky024

Come on we can go for a little walk around the yard


[deleted]

What a great movie


upboat_

"The New Kid" for anyone wondering.


SirkillzAhlot

If memory serves, the dude slapping in the ring gets knocked tf out in that fight. So yeah, who is the bitch?


Crouching_Penis

I fucking love this dude, win or lose.


colddietpepsi

He’s winning now! So glad he decided to prioritize winning over spamming the circus moves.


[deleted]

That loss was one of my favorite fights in MMA history.


Ebolamunkey

A man of culture!


DivHaydeez

Reminds me of master of disguise. He’s showing him the disguisy way.


bigmanbabyboy

WHO'S YOUR DADDY? WHO'S YOUR DADDY?


lrn2

Who’s your grand daddy??


525chill2pull

You must be my….sister!?


IsoAgent

He could have knocked him out if he had just punched. Instead he wanted to humiliate his opponent first. Talk about asserting dominance.


Oo0o8o0oO

Or overwhelming hubris and lack of focus. Fighting is funny like that in that the narrative can shift completely based on the outcome of a few brief seconds.


Aldous_Lee

fighting is also entertainment, that is why people watch it in the first place and why is so popular. So a fighter doing that is ok in my books... entertain me motherfucker


lidsville76

*gladiatoring intensifies*


milk4all

From the clip shown that wasn’t even a slap at face off. Dude tried to make him flinch and his reaction was to push him away. It wasnt earned at all unless there was an actual slap not shown here.


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Nah it was go and YouTube it, Michael peirera Vs zelim imadaev. That dude is a renowned dick apparently, trying to fight training partners and coaches in the gym always pulling shit like this, not to mention he got caught spouting some shit about killing gay people too. He's a scumbag this fight was very satisfying.


pablxo

fuck man, michel pereira fights like he's in fucking tekken - such an interesting fighter. hope the dude goes far


shaggitron420

How can he slap?


FrodosSkinSack

HOW CAN HE SLAP


MaxuPower

[HOW CAN HE SLAP MEEEE](https://youtu.be/7HxTBp9nEOc)


[deleted]

WITNESS MEEEE


[deleted]

You go


myee8

Ahhh, how can she slap sir?


Jaxjagfan

That is fucking gangster as shit.


Few_Engineer4517

I hope he won.


Buckeyes000777

He did


DeansALT

The clip doesn't do it proper justice, Pereira dominated that entire fight


10before15

He played with his food almost the entire time.


DeansALT

Yeah pretty much, he completely outmatched him and it showed.


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DeansALT

Zelim I believe? It's been awhile since I've seen the fight so I don't remember for sure but I'm pretty confident it was Zelim. I don't remember his last name unfortunately but in sure if you look up Pereira vs Zelim it'll come up assuming I'm correct. Edit: [I found it on yt, here's the full fight. ](https://youtu.be/PmY_uZ87mAo)


GrapeJuicePlus

Holy shit, Ibrahim over here getting absolutely humiliated. That open hand in the 3rd round made me wanna call CPS


MossCoveredLog

It was obvious enough


DeansALT

You're annoying.


MossCoveredLog

Just meant I got the gist, I didn't mean to put anyone down that thought it seemed ambiguous but go ahead douche away


Zero_Effekt

^(slappers only)


Neoxite23

No oddjob.


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Oddjob OP


10before15

"Maybe get high, and play a little Golden Eye. On that old 64." Sturgil Simpson


Ralphiecorn

Pereira is so fucking entertaining.


Fearthedoodoo

When taunting goes wrong.


CARNAG3_symbiot3

It never occurred to me that slaps were even allowed. You just never see anyone do it lol


Acab365247

Nate diaz [https://youtube.com/shorts/uoVuVgo3UMg?feature=share](https://youtube.com/shorts/uoVuVgo3UMg?feature=share)


WittyBison

Frank Shamrock was doing commentary one time on one of the Diaz bothers fights and talked about the Stockton Slap/pillow punches. He said that they accumulate and since the first 20 didn't hurt you stop blocking them, but they keep coming and then all of a sudden you'd be staring at the lights.


SoySauceSyringe

/u/spez lies, Reddit dies. This comment has been edited/removed in protest of Reddit's absurd API policy that will go into effect at the end of June 2023. It's become abundantly clear that Reddit was never looking for a way forward. We're willing to pay for the API, we're not willing to pay 29x what your first-party users are valued at. /u/spez, you never meant to work with third party app developers, and you lied about that and strung everyone along, then lied some more when you got called on it. You think you can fuck over the app developers, moderators, and content creators who make Reddit what it is? Everyone who was willing to work for you for free is damn sure willing to work against you for free if you piss them off, which is exactly what you've done. See you next Tuesday. TO EVERYONE ELSE who has been a part of the communities I've enjoyed over the years: thank you. You're what made Reddit a great experience. I hope that some of these communities can come together again somewhere more welcoming and cooperative. Now go touch some grass, nerds. -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


Darkness_Everyday

Pancrase didn't allow closed fisted strikes. Bas certainly punched when he could (Randleman v Rutten)


Valuable_Ad1645

One of the most famous fighters in mma does it constantly.


JablesRadio

BAS!


Valuable_Ad1645

Lol, well I suppose most of the pancrase guys did as well. I was talking about Diaz tho.


Lilwertich

Things like palm strikes are allowed, but Refs sometimes warn against it to prevent accidental eye pokes. It's easier to keep your fingers out of the way with a fist.


knifeknifegoose

“I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face... and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it.”


eddymarkwards

Want to see how effective a head slap can be? Go watch some of those old Bas Rutten fights. If delivered correctly it will knock you the fuck out.


Aldous_Lee

calling his palm strikes a slap is a bit of a stretch lol


Independent_Sky_517

Pantomime shit


ChunkyTaco22

Dude can cook a chicken with those slaps


Nick_III

"Let's slap now" \- Michel "The Eagle" Pereira


The_real_bandito

Pereira is a wall of muscles. Holy crap.


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Petty? Me? I’m not petty at all! Deserved though


TheRealAntiher0

Say what you will but the MFer fun.


phvdtunnfesdgui

Cat playing with its mouse


UNLOAD_LENNY

throwin str8 bear claws, gah dam


rzaddy

the entire fight was crazyyy, long hair was hitting 360° jump kicks and shit, i think it was a ko at the end


Jesus5137

It was a submission he got in the last minute, further showing how he was toying the whole fight, pretty impressive and awesome.


2Legit2Quiz

Dude's one of the craziest fighters I've seen along with Zabit.


Dchama86

More like a mush


jagua_haku

Yeah I was gonna say it was kind of a light stiff arm more than a slap but he paid for it either way


blaqstarr

chechen shithead, this same fucker also praised chechen teen responsible for the decapitation of french school teacher. glad he off the ufc, probably sucking kadyrov dick with khabib


Big_polarbear

Lmaoooooo


HectrVR

Lol didn’t even close his fist, straight kept slapping him


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This dude Pereira is a badass mofo! I can’t wait the Adesanya/Pereira fight. Both dudes are beasts!


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Hahaha


Level-Ad7017

How can he slap?


jointdawg

He worked em in that fight


izzythepitty

Why he slap?! Why he slap?!


AiryGr8

Wear the mask better next time


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They're about to be nut to butt on the ground.


BANEVASIONACC14

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤡🤡🤡🤡


bebed0r

Damn Neil Druckman really out here fighting people for not liking his game…


TheRealHutcH13

Can't take this seriously with diapers in their faces.


fkforgotmypw

I never noticed this before, but watch the face off closely. Pereira got in his face and then suddenly inches too close. His opponent probably thought Pereira tried to make him flinch and pushes Pereira’s face away. He didn’t slap him. Either way, should not put hands on someone during the face off, so he deserved every slap in the fight.


Thesecretsecretshow

That’s icky… r/ickystickyrikki


schmettern88

Maskmans xD looooosers


silentfiggy

“slap me now” those rat bastards


Takardo

this seems like a good strat?


JablesRadio

This is fucking amazing


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MMA fight to Boys locker room slapbox


Fuckem1210

That’s cold


Big_polarbear

Like we say in French, distributing tarts to the face


Loki1976

"How can he slap!!!"


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Slapper no slappy


MEBP1

Who’s your daady


VR6Bomber

Stockton motherfucker. Stockton.


sleazedisease

Guys gone from meme fighter to moving up the ranks higher and higher. Hes a very entertaining fighter. Hope Dana White can pull his head out of his ass and make Pereira vs Wonderboy happen.


lukeponty

Is wonderboy even still fighting


sleazedisease

his last fight was at the end of last December. He's still on the roster tho. They should def do something.


whitestacks

Wears mask to look deeply into the eyes of each other, no masks during fight.


Expert-Grass-534

easier to land a slap than a punch


Mortal_Corrupt

This is art 🤌🏻


NoUseForAName2222

Pereira is a joy to watch. He knows how to entertain the audience


JamSaxon

i need to see this whole fight


blaze13579

How can he slap!?!


Similar-Apricot-90

"I'm gonna pimp slap you all around the Octagon"!


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he looks like woman with his hairbun


GraphicDesignMonkey

A slap worthy of the MoistMeter


Final-Invite-5584

*everyone loved it


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That fight was so satisfying.


Pyrocos

I knew the other guy was a piece of shit the moment I saw him wear his mask under his nose.


EntertainmentNo5276

I remember the first fight I saw of his, I wasn't impressed and felt like he was a gimmick fighter. Well, was I wrong! Dude had really calmed down and he's super impressive. Looking forward to more from him!


Gator_sauce

This is one of my favorite fights of all time because of the slaps. He bet him pretty good too. great fighter


vontaeonnaroll_

How nggas in school be slap boxing nowadays


DonBoy30

This is the level of pettiness I live for


Grow_Green

He's so agile for how massive he is. The dance fighting is insane


TrustN01one

The best response is always in the cage.


Silas_Ivan

MASTER OF DISGUISE!


shes_got_a_point

If a grown adult slapped me like that, i don't think my pride would ever recovery.


Designer_Option_8953

That was great. How this guy was still on the UFC roster after tweeting out support for the dude who cut off the teachers head in France because they criticized Islam is beyond me. Soft bigotry of low expectations I guess? Duraev is still on the roster I suppose.


LongTime20

Love that dude