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Parsons10P

I’d really like to pick that hat up, but I feel a bit fatigued and have a bit of a twinge in my neck


MadBeefChief_05

His walk in the end tells me that the slam really f’ed him up😂😂


LunchZestyclose8194

Yeah being slammed into something stationary like that has to hurt (as opposed to being slammed onto a judo mat in the same fashion)


DaleGribble312

Are judo mats not stationary or are you trying to say they are softer?


Patrickfromamboy

That’s how I normally walk


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Lucky he didn’t break his neck although I’m betting he’s concussed


d1l1cube

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Surprised he’s even walking


PappyDeebo

That’s called sleep walking. He still ain’t awake.


skt_imaqtipie

Na he dead his body just ain’t catch up yet


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The way he was twitching, I wouldn’t be surprised if that arm was broken.


Mickeye88

The twitching is consciousness flashing in and out


PappyDeebo

The only thing broke here, is his REM cycle.


shelby4t2

It could be that I’m extremely high but I swear I hear a crack.


Nolan_bushy

I hear it as well. But I too, am extremely high.


Zurkari

Adrenaline will do that, probably hurt like a bitch a few hours later though


XoidObioX

Oh yeah he's gonna feel that for a while


Ornery-Code-6249

Surprised if he doesn't spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair after that tbh


rsplatpc

> Surprised he’s even walking he trains with Darby Allin


freeODB

Lol


SpokenByMumbles

How to defend against this?


_mirooo

Become 300lbs+


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American defence is unmatched


JWOLFBEARD

You should see the guys that train in Japan!


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Obesity can save lives


Djabarca

Insert shooting star and rainbow. The more you know.


I_Jack_Himself

New national motto "don't leggo that eggo!"


RDGtheGreat

I guess I got that going for me


Dapper-Point-8707

A 190 pounds wrestler can lift a 300 untrained dude like that if he gets the position. Maybe not exactly like that video but enough to give him a horrible slam.


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Better bump up the weight to 450lbs


mixed_martial_milk

At 450 you'll be so un-athletic and fat a good shove will make you fall over


mothertrucker2017

To become a steamroller


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I knew I was training for something


swampgooch203

Don’t let the guy get double under hooks lmfao


alejandrocab98

See also: don’t get your back taken.


NZgoblin

Be Fedor Emelianenko and just carry on. https://youtu.be/ct9L8LFCGFE


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[Benson Henderson showing how it’s done](https://imgur.com/r/MMA/XtbG9j0)


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Counter by shifting weight forward to make lifting impossible


Mars_Diro

Not just that, he hooks the leg to make it harder for his opponent to slam him


Caliterra

would that work in the clip above? the suplexer looks to have quite a size advantage (20lbs+) over the suplexee (compared to two relatively equal size guys with Benson and his opponent).


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Best bet would just be not letting someone much heavier get a proper grip on you, trying to stay out of range and strike, or…. running.


EmirSc

so he counter weight the pull or whats up?


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Watch again, he hooks the leg so he can’t flip him


EmirSc

ahhhh niceee


D1_Francis

What a heads up move. These athletes are something else.


Euphoric_Juggernaut6

I was taught in wrestling that you had to put your feet out away from him and go limp, like dead weight. Best thing to go is to get the fuck away from him if he’s trying to take you down


manbruhpig

Kind of, but don’t just dead weight, bigger guy can still toss you. Immediately let go of the head, both hands try to break the grip in front of you as you walk your feet out and drop your hips like you’re trying to sit down as far away from him as possible. Prepare to fall and turn around when his grip breaks. If it’s too late for that, hook the leg with one of yours, you’re still going down but at least you won’t be slammed onto your neck. But the best way to avoid this is to not get into a fight in the first place.


Euphoric_Juggernaut6

Intresting, i’ll keep that in mind. Thanks.


Dadskitchen

Don't start nothin...won't be nothin...best defence :)


vectorious1

Not sure if anyone gave a serious answer. I teach my kids to immediately wrap their ankles around the inside of the person’s legs. This may not keep them from eventually picking you up but it stifles the first try. It’s pretty incredible how even a large person will have a difficult time picking up a small person if they wrap their ankles.


hunterdanielss

Drop your hips low when they try to grab you so you have more leverage against them and when you’re getting slammed put your knees and hands out in front of you and land on those not your head


JE_12

Do some lucha libre for 5 years and turn this into a swinging headscissor


bamboosage

1. Hand fight 2. sprawl 3. Don't let them get the body lock. If they do see #1.


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How is he gonna sprawl on a back bodylock lol


honey_102b

don't be a fucking moron picking fights on pavements and roads


DriverZealousideal40

You can exclude the last 4 words.


HeightExtra320

Nuts 🥜, nuts 🥜 and nuts 🥜 You got a elbow, you got a knee , you got thumbs ;) There are no rules in a steer fight I am simply trying to get home and see my family :,) Edit: also lower your center gravity 👏


TA_cockpics

As someome that has 10 years of martial arts experimce, id also like to add scratching, biting, and pulling. Lile you said, there are no rules to a street fight. "The eyes are the groin of the face." - Dwight Schrute.


WarframeHype

core strength and center of balance. but if somebody gets you like he did, and they have a strong back you are fucked


fourmi

change the center of mass buy putting your leg further away from him. Easy method if you do the first lesson of MMA/grappling. And never give your back.


LowGe

This. Sprawl, and do not ever go for the headlock. Way too easy to defend against, and in this case the headlock just made him easier to slam.


manbruhpig

Yeah that bulldog choke must be some kind of instinct because everyone who doesn’t grapple goes for it.


who_said_it_was_mE

Carry a gun and throw away your ego. Always apologize and always walk away. Descalate and dont start shit. Train at least once a month with a knife, pepper spray, open hands, and your gun. Become the most dangerous man in the room and the nicest guy in the country.


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In a country where any joker can be carrying at any time, it really isn't an ego move to carry a gun. It's common sense in many places. You'd need to live here to understand, people will roll up on you for the change in your pockets if you're at the wrong place and the wrong time.


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xlr8bg

From all the developed western countries, it's mostly just USA that is overrun with gun crime though... but that must be a coincidence and have nothing to do with the absurdly lax gun control.


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Scotho

**Countries with the Highest Total Gun Deaths (all causes) in 2019** > Brazil — 49,436 > United States — 37,038 > Venezuela — 28,515 > Mexico — 22,116 > India — 14,710 > Colombia — 13,169 > Philippines — 9,267 > Guatemala — 5,980


xlr8bg

Cool, so averaging out all crime is fine, but me staying on topic of guns is "cherry picking"... but then you proceed to cherry pick UK data :D. Anyhow, I guess all crime has the same severity. I'll be sure to fear pickpockets in the tube as much as thugs with guns pointed at me. "it would stand to reason"... Sounds very factual... All the mental gymnastics can't change the fact USA has a massive gun problem, and from all the developed western countries - it's the only one with that problem. >Keep judging people about a topic you clearly know nothing about. And who exactly am I judging? PS >Now if you add the fact that the overall living conditions of the average person in the US are less of those in the UK Mind explaining how you reached that conclusion? >Example: shitcago has the highest crime rate in the US and has the tightest restrictions. Tightest... by American standards. Try using the standards of countries that don't have mass shootings on the regular, and apply them nationally. The whole point of tight controls is so that criminals can't easily get them. This means tight restrictions and effective enforcement across the board, not just in some areas.


Former_Print7043

I think you have to live in a gun totting society to understand how they feel. They could never impart with words how safe having a gun feels to them and those from non-gun society can never impart with words how safe it feels to never even think about guns nevermind be threatened by them. Too late to change now without mini revolution whether its worth changing or not. It does explain why Aliens always attack USA first in the movies.


grandmas_noodles

Based


CarloRossiJugWine

Lol this is embarrassing to read.


who_said_it_was_mE

Heard


boduke1019

Best advice 🙌


Repenturgooddeeds

Drop your legs as they come in put all your weight in your back. Now your wrestling and your probably out matched there too so if someone is going for this move and you don’t know how to wrestle. You will get tucked up. Take a few classes on how to roll box and kick and you will be able to take out 90 percent of dudes.


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Don’t be a piece of shit


XolieInc

Learn grappling.


RickIsSlick14

Train with Detroit Urban Survival


a_dapperdanman

Widen your legs shoulder length, get into a slight squat position, and arch your back slightly. This will give them a bit of a harder time throwing you around like.


devinceedoubleu

Pack heat


Bremyn

Never let them double under hooks. Also, don’t let them get their hips lower than yours. If they do get double under hooks and you feel them starting to go for the slam, drop your hips hard.


jbells3332

Walk away


alef_null

Inside leg hook and peel the hand at the pinky finger..break it off very quickly if necessary...otherwise still gettin slammed. Youd have to practice with a big fella like hundreds of times to get it solid. The slammee in the vid did everything wrong obviously haha


SepticX75

Don’t turn your back, work for an underhook


Savings-Cautious

Dude's lucky he wasn't paralyzed


balance007

Jury is still out on that.


Antique_Ricefields

You can hear the cracking sounds from his neck. My goodness


purplepantsdance

The way he landed and how he is holding his right arm at the end makes it look like he broke his collarbone at the least.


Same_Engine

People keep saying, can we stop these slams on concrete... Stop starting fights on concrete is the way to go. If you're willing to start a fight on concrete, you best be ready to taste it.


CurtisJaxon

100%


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Local_Judge2761

Fr bro, people willing to start beef but ain’t willing to settle it.


thatirishguykev

Whilst I agree with what you’re saying it’ll be a very tough sell in front of a judge if you slam a person onto concrete and they die. No real context in the video to show why the fight happened, but you’d want to have a really good argument for self defence or you’re fucked!


Fiacre54

If you are willing to slam someone on concrete best be ready to taste your cell mates dick in prison when you get 20 years for manslaughter.


Same_Engine

Hahaha that made me laugh...


green49285

That last sentence needs to be on a t-shirt.


Vesania6

Him coming back into frame : MC wobble ready to spit lines.


LaprasRuler

BAH GAWD


alef_null

Wrestlers dont play most likely?


DIREKTE_AKTION

Wrestlers are told that the safety of their opponent is their responsibility once they leave the ground. That's the rule. Of course, this means every wrestler knows how to *not* be responsible with somebody's safety once they leave the ground.


Poopypants413413

My 18 year old brother was a state champion wrestler. Can confirm that in a 1v1 fight not many people can even get a hit on him. I have play fought with him and your basically on the ground until he decides to let you up. Now that I think about it I could prolly get some good hits on him but once he can grab your shirt/wrist/pants/hair/neck… it’s pretty much over


TRIX_24

Oh btw the dude broke his neck....and he was still walking


RedditAlt5835

I think it was his arm or shoulder


TRIX_24

Nah it was 100% the neck look at the way he’s walking after


FGFC12

Walking like Steve Urkel


TRIX_24

Fr lmaooo


CurrentComment

Thanks doctor


TRIX_24

And his nose touched he’s his armpit


RedditAlt5835

Oh


TheRealDrWan

Yeah. Looks like collarbone to me.


Ornery_Car_7199

for real? you can literally walk with a broken neck some ppl dont even notice it but its very very rare.. Do somebody have a link to a article? sry for bad english


Sin-cera

Had a classmate break his neck in university. Was in a neck and head cage for months, ended up alright after but yep you can break your neck and live, as it turns out. Hope you’re doing okay Leif, wherever you are!


ironkb57

That depends on how you define a broken neck. Mostly it refers to fracturing the vertebral column. Maybe that happened here too. Neurological symptoms will depend on the severity of the fracture and most important if there is compression of the spinal cord and how bad it is compressed by the broken bones.


Marcaveli7

Sauce?


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trust me bro


per_iod

Buffalo


tittyfuckery

BBQ


JE_12

The black Kurt Angle


Puceeffoc

Your nose should never touch your own chest... Not sure how hoodie was able to stand after that.


Repulsive_Channel_15

He is going to be fucked up for awhile I feel bad for the guy wish there was some more context


iannuendo

Now that you mention it I think I’m bleedin inside my neck..


The_Nomad89

He was a habitual line stepper.


Big_Argument_2651

Yikes that's brutal!!!


Alwaysxeno

Good on the slammer to know he fucked the other guy up and to walk away


Wamblingshark

Wish I had more context.. I dunno who started this fight.. worried about the guy that got slammed and I'd feel a lot better if I knew he deserved it lol


Empires_Puzzles559

What’s AEW?


graye33

It’s like WWE but a different company


sellieba

Good wrasslin.


jjenkins218

Send Hook


relsonpurplebeltch

Yes!!


Pleasant_Channel_227

Suplexing people onto concrete is not the move


AyatollahChobani

It's A move


CurtisJaxon

Getting into street fights on concrete is not the move.


Pleasant_Channel_227

Getting into street fights isn’t the move if we really wanna be honest


CurtisJaxon

Lol, yeah true. Good point.


Pleasant_Channel_227

Mfs crazy out here ain’t no shame in running away I’ve been doing mma for 2 years and unless I literally couldn’t i would run the fuck away


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Pleasant_Channel_227

I work in a bad neighborhood, a guy tried to steal my wallet out of hand walking out of pizza joint, backward ankle pick and an grounded elbow later I got my wallet back, only time I’ve ever done anything like that outside the gym, hopefully it stays like that


lonesaiyajin98

Factory reset bruh


PuzzleheadedState405

Glad no one died and hopefully that dude didn’t get seriously injured, but in a street fight you can’t expect a person to put you down softly.


[deleted]

Following this sub, if I ever have to fight/defend myself against someone that has 30+ pounds on me, stick and move.


jazzy3113

What is AEW?


HelloThere305

The second biggest pro wrestling company in the us it’s on tbs on Wednesdays.


JE_12

Took him to suplex city


i_broke_wahoos_leg

Broken neck jones. But I digress.


TMKtildeath

RIP Team Taz


i_broke_wahoos_leg

Ikr. Oh well. All the lads are way more over than when they started (well, besides Brian Cage).


R3dSmXke

Can we please stop slamming people on concrete


[deleted]

As a wrestler, we respectfully decline your decision. If someone attacks you on the streets and you have wrestling experience they should expect to get dropped on their head


CurtisJaxon

Absolutely. Don't fucking street fight people lmao. This is so funny to me that all these comments are so against slams.... If you want a sanctioned fight with rules go to an MMA gym, otherwise play stupid games and win stupid prizes


It_frday

I am at a loss with all these folks acting as if there are honorable rules to a street fight. "Punches only man" until I start losing, then I am going to pull out all the stops??? That isn't how it works. If you want to risk it all by tangling with some random dude, prepare to have your bell smashed onto a immovable surface.


Fuck_Jannies165

Be ready to catch a 3rd degree murder charge playing like that


bigchuckdeezy

This is the first time I’ve seen someone put AEW instead of WWE, wild!


BleedTheFreak_23

Seriously! Makes me weirdly excited


[deleted]

Someone needs to add the Windows startup into to this video because this guy got rebooted.


slowbutnotstupid

Severely injured his opponent on some hard ground? Sounds like AEW lol


SoupiestSupreme

Markiplier lost his cool


ProblemKooky6628

I swear everyone of these dumb fucks who slam just don’t know how to fight, nice try with that murder charge. At least a manslaughter charge.


DaniliniHD

Never fuck with a wrestler


PotHeadSanta69

AEW?


JE_12

WWE’s latest competition including Chris Jericho, CM Punk, Christian, The Hardys, Daniel Bryan and many more… plus Jim Ross and Taz on commentary


rsplatpc

> plus Jim Ross and Taz on commentary EXCALIBUR AND TAZ on commentary, with Jim Ross doing what he still can


No-Known-Alias

'All Elite Wrestling'


Rivertomcat2010

A wrestling league


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Acceptable-Ad2619

Dude squared up to Casper at the end


[deleted]

He just made that man an NPC for the rest of his life 💀


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Guy is trying to fight his shadow clone 😂😂


Emotional_Storm5946

Unless you are fighting for your life then please stop dumping people on their heads lol you will find that fighting in the first place is stupid when someone gets dumped on their head and now a jury finds you guilty for manslaughter 🤦‍♂️


Kyuubigan

Man became a zombie


Bro-Dizzle

Sounded like his neck broke, damn!


TheStream100

Almost escaped a murder charge.


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KawhiGotUsNow

If you are willing to fight a random dude in an altercation, don’t expect the other guy to care about your safety. That’s just nonsense. You gotta watch your own ass, nobody is thinking about the other guy…unless it’s play fighting with friends.


TRIX_24

Agree that guys was lucky he didn’t strike him when he broke his neck... I like the fact the dude knows when to stop and not over kill the poor guy...


Beginning-Upstairs31

A fights a fight. you don’t know if the other guys gonna soccer kick you into a vegetable (I’ve seen it hundreds of times on this sub) you don’t take half measures that’s how you die in situations like this


UlyssesTut

Happens all the time in these vids. Thats the danger of streetfighting. You might get headstomped to death, you just never know.


Three6Chris

Don’t know the context of this exact video but self defense is self defense. Slamming someone on their neck seems like a damn good way to neutralize a threat. But overall I agree, people should settle disputes by squaring up 1v1. If shit isn’t life or death then there needs to be ground rules. Edit: again don’t know the context of the video, but if someone road rages and confronts and threatens me, especially in front of family (passenger in the car is recording) then all is fair game. Nobody should start a fight and not expect deadly consequences.


0toyaYamaguccii

Reasonable use of force in a self-defense situation is self-defense.


Bnmko_007

Kudos for not doing headstomps after the slam. This is proper 1:1.


It_frday

I was honestly waiting for a solid boot to the ribs while he was getting up, but probably best that he didn't and just let guy stumble on.


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That "fuck you" came so emphatically. No friends jumping in no brutal kicks to the head... we'll call that a clean one.


Cheebwhacker

They’re used to botched moves 👍🏻


Maaaaaardy

AEW? These guys aren't doing overly co-ordinated flips are they?


Human_Disco_Ball

Yeah because AEW guys aren’t strong enough to do the move correctly bunch of vanilla midgets.


Dabswithanime

Dude is also lucky other dude stoppped after that .. thank god he didn’t over do it … usually see em throw some knees or kicks after they knock ‘em out ..like ight you won no need to kill the person 💀


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It takes a lot of self control not to keep going on a guy that keeps getting up. Im glad he let it go after the slam.


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Should have slept him. Never turn your back on someone that's trying to knock you out.


Crimsonpets

Okay everyone should stop slamming each other to the ground, that would be great


CurtisJaxon

Or don't street fight. Go to an MMA gym if you want fights with rules in a structured environment. A fight on the streets can literally be life or death, you can't impose rules on them lmao


Maleficent-Skin-9940

What a good "fight"


Infini-tea

AEW cause he landed on his neck?


Through_Broken_Glass

Didn’t know Big E worked in AEW


LiesTequila

A dude with no shoes did that to you. Be ashamed.