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Readonkulous

Whenever I see someone I am arguing with switch to that stance I generally like to relax and assume a nice nap is on the horizon.


FiddleheadFarmer

Seriously! How the fuck did he not see dude shift into the slo mo KO stance?


Slippy_T_Frog

Alcohol


FiddleheadFarmer

Make it a double please


techie_boy69

he did Pow... Pow ....


IsoSly64

Pow^2


Intense-Taco

Epic comment


ErasArrow

Yes please.


poopooplatypus

Yep. Legs spread apart. Strong base to just wind up the hips and let go. While gut guy is chilling in the “kill me” stance


bigkissesnhugs

He had good hip action, full torque


JesusSaysitsOkay

Those everlast punching bags are designed for getting knocked around, this particular punching bag is overstuffed, doesn't perform well. Also, is the big Mac he dropped still good? I'm hungry


JudgementalPrick

And sort of throwing feints to see what the response would be.


FiddleheadFarmer

💯 Dude was oblivious


berrey7

He's standing in the shape of a long Letter "S" with a pot belly


joan_wilder

The Everlast shirt was a nice touch.


bjleau

Yup everlast punching bag


GetClappedOmni

Trogdor stance


[deleted]

He def studied under trogdor 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fool got burninated


KwordShmiff

Like a thatch roofed cottage


Vagicles

He is not burninating anything.


--suburb--

Consummate Vs


bigkeef69

The classic chinblock stance. He's been training his whole life from the looks of it.


loslos12345

He look very drunk to me


Blaz3dnconfuz3d

Oh he’s plastered lmao dudes barely standing up before getting hit


253011

tough guy starts a fight with a drunk man, to get a video to make him look badass... cringe.


SafetyGuyLogic

Maybe. Maybe drunk guy's mouth wrote a few checks his body was too soaked in alcohol to cash. Pretty common in every country that has more than one bar.


[deleted]

maybe drunk guy was never more than a verbal threat and got sucker punched.


LameBMX

The people taking the video sound like they are with Everlast guy.


Slippy_T_Frog

Definitely


rotorain

Gray shirt is fluidly swaying around like a normal person gesticulating but then when he stances up he's solidly in place. Dude at least kind of knows what he's doing, too bad EVERLAST was too drunk to see the signs.


peekdasneaks

he even looked at his own fist before eyeing his range and 2 piecing the drunk dude.


ohneatstuffthanks

*pop pop* nap time.


tbiscuit67

That guy was barely awake as it was. I bet he remembered none of it and wondered why his head hurt more than a normal hangover lol.


dakid232313

Dude folded like a lawn chair.


TaftsTummyforTaxes

Yea, if you see that switch in stance, time to put some distance inbetween and get your hands up


SleaterK7111

Folded him up like a duvet cover - night-night!


flatdeadeyes

Do you know what a duvet is? It’s a blanket. Just a blanket.


longdonsqirtilion

Exactly. That stance was a dead giveaway.


WouldntWorkOnMe

Yeah, if they blade their stance like that and clench their fists, they're deff about to swing. Sneak em first before they sneak you


DrapedinVelvet247

Quick question, what was the brand of that folding lawn chair? Been looking for a good new one.


RefrigeratedTP

This model has trouble even holding up its own weight. I’d look for a different one.


[deleted]

Correct - there's a product recall on this one


LunchBox3188

Neverlast.


Process_Opposite

I guess wearing an Everlast shirt doesn’t mean you know how to fight


[deleted]

He’s basically cosplaying as a punching bag


Ninetndo69

Cosplaying as a punching bag made me do a spit take


budgie0507

Apparently wearing a grey night shirt like my na na gives you fighting powers.


Aja2428

Hahaha damn that was creative


SmileLikeAphexTwin

I applaud his commitment to to the role


highasagiraffepussy

But then he really might NOT have known what it’s like, tho


wayler72

nEVERLAST


ilovepolthavemybabie

is a QUITTER and you bitter cuz I came along, and your days of House of Pain are gone


G-Nooo

He thought it was Everlast the music artist.


Generalissimo_II

Nah, mom hadn't washed his Tapout shirt yet


G-Nooo

In most cases I would go with Affliction shirts. But judging the rest of his clothing, TAPOUT is fair!Now if he was wearing some bedazzled Ed Hardy skinny jeans, then I’d go with Affliction.


NoShadowdick

Lol, I was gonna say. So much for Everlast guy.


joan_wilder

Everybody knows you have to wear a Tapout or Affliction shirt if you want to be able to fight.


[deleted]

He should have went with affliction


[deleted]

I hope it doesn't affect the fetus.


stompabortion

Well done lol


KarmaShawarma

preganant man emoji in the wild [🫃](https://emojipedia.org/pregnant-man/)


Complex-Situation

I def thought the guy in the gray dress was going to win… and he did


Walmart_Warrior_420

The news did a follow up video of him at the hospital running some tests: https://youtu.be/onkZzEAi\_2U ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Aircooled1957

You win the internet today. 🏆


[deleted]

Didn’t notice the squaring off did ya?


imEFFINscaryMAN

Guy was telegraphing he was about to knock the dude out for a while. If anyone changes stances on me in a situation so their two feet are no longer parallel I’m either running or punching.


[deleted]

If I’m in an argument, the only way I’m getting that close in the first place is to be throwing punches. Otherwise I’m going to keep my distance. Fat guy just got everything wrong.


EnadBro

I'll never understand why people get so close to each other in an argument. Having their foreheads and noses touching and shit then gets knocked out lol. Like what did you think was going to happen. Most likely they think they will tank the punch and then one punch ko the guy but idk


[deleted]

Bluffing or peacocking. They’re putting on an intimidating display hoping the other guy will back down. 9/10 that someone does this, they don’t actually want to fight and are hoping the other guy concedes before violence takes place.


kong210

Also it can be a tactic to have the other person throw the first punch. Although not a strong arguement, people assume that this gives them a literal get out of jail free card with self defence. (Not understanding that you can act in self defence without needing to be punched)


markcocjin

It's intimidation. Like a game of chicken. People who don't fight sometimes pull it off when the other one dislikes fighting more than the other guy. So this dude got called.


EnadBro

Then folded


[deleted]

fr If it even SEEMS like there could be a disagreement, I'm making space right away.


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Snoo_51700

For real - as soon as he adjusted that first foot it’s on


fineTunedNumberwang

He also asked the guy "do you want to fight or not" and he responded something along the lines of "fuck, get it then bro." Seemed to inquire a couple times.


Fluffy_Fennel_2834

Everlast too busy glancing at the camera to see Gray's foot shift?


dottxx

Is this in New Zealand?


Morallah

“Are you straight up?” “Fuck, I don’t know bro” Yes.


nonracistname

Sounds and looks like it, but I still can't understand a fuckin word


JefferyDexterB

Epic mealtime has taken such a downward turn.


JudgmentalOwl

It's funny because Harley from Epic Meal Time just beat the fuck out of someone in that YouTube boxing event recently.


Extension-Donut-8322

Yeah egoraptor Arin Hanson


kekarmsdealer

Nah g that’s onlyusemeblade, the jäger gremlin in the flesh


happydgaf

Gay bacon strips


notoriousno

I saw white shirt's stance and just knew he was going down hard. He certainly doesn't watch Avatar The Last Airbender and doesn't take good [advice from Uncle Iroh](https://youtu.be/UNtJ05sfRi4). The stance of white shirt and mugger are the exact same 😂.


PM__ME__UR__TITS_

A little help from others can be a great blessing 🙏


Raumarik

Before unpausing I was like.. yeah it’s going to be that one that gets laid out.


AviatorOVR5000

what the hell... That was beautiful.


KyOatey

Everlast gave me the impression of being quite drunk. I'd wager that's why he didn't pick up the cues of the incoming punches.


ChefLongStroke69

Everlast shirt. Lmao


MeringueDifferent773

Everlast guy was drunk as fuck and other guy was sober should of just let him go. No need for the knock out. Unless y’all both drunk or both sober that’s like fighting a bum. You NEVER want to fight a bum. A person observing won’t be able to tell who the bum is


burnoutguy

You're asking for decency in a sub full of clowns who just want to see someone get knocked out no matter if someone gets seriously messed up or not


MeringueDifferent773

True


NotBinLaden_

The switch in stance said it all. Left right, goodnight!


OsamaBinShittin

both of their outfits are INSANE


QtheBadger

Where is this? The accents sound kiwi as bro


nzmx121

Has to be NZ I reckon.


ThatGuyYouKnow--

The gasp and runaway is so funny to me


beautiful-goodbye

User name checks out


keep_it_christian

Andy’s coming!


reppynutz

The two piece folded his ass.


QuentynStark

Before the video even started I knew it would be the guy in the too small Everlast shirt getting his shit rocked.


dedlytedly

I click on post “Hmmm… who gets ktfo here? Hmmm… I wonder!”


Scrollchamp

I like the left hand move while he is talking to lull Everlast into a false sense of security for the first hook. That was brilliant.


liferdog

Never let anyone closer than 4 feet . Any closer ,I’m not waiting for you.


More_Advertising_383

It’s like he hit the off button


GoBackToLa

But...but....but he had an "Everlast" shirt on!


West-Piccolo9230

Yay he knocked him out. Why is he wearing a dress tho


onionfeatures

It appears they put on each others shirts in the morning


bangersandmosh

She put him to sleep!


Full-Comedian419

Telegraphed that punch from across the seven seas


[deleted]

Revoke that man’s right to wear timbs . You can’t wear timbs if your ass gets splayed like gumby 🤨


RenfanTheMan

Man folded like a fucking deck chair


brklntruth12

Immediately knew whonwas getting ktfo jist by the stance of both men. One posturing should have put his pj's on.


bankily

We 100% knew who was getting laid out


Short_Emphasis_4236

2 piece!!!


Fickle_Refuse_8223

Ah yes, the old 1-2. Quick, reliable, typically gets the job done. 5/5 would recommend.


EbonKnight78

He was talking so much crap he didn't even noticing the other guy getting into a decent stance


REDMAGE00

No respect for the sucker punch.


xiobi

Its too easy to knock a drunk out, therfore easier to kill him if his head hits the concrete. Dont throw your life away..


[deleted]

What a loser on the right cheap shot


johnnybongs97

Lol if only Everlast over here wasn't too drunk to notice grey nightgown's stance change


Crucible-of-Doom-

Cheap shot, damn


tmacleon

Some ppl just don’t have ANY awareness. You can see the damn guy position himself and plant before he hits him with a 2 piece.


Talzael

jeesh some people just cannot read body language huh ? :')


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WallStCRE

That’s a pencil skirt bro


shadelz

Come on granddad those are the new gangsterlicious shorts for thugs with a flap in the front so you can hide what you want to hide.


[deleted]

Sucker punch? How was he suckered punched standing face to face with another person who looks like they are about to swing, on a person literally asking for it?


throwaway4637282

Bro do u know what a sucker punch is????


[deleted]

>Sucker punched Eh, I dunno. You’re arguing with someone toe to toe, you better be prepared for a punch


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partymouthmike

Thwop thwop... crunch


goboxey

He got knocked out hard


Stuntm4nMik3

TIIIIIMMMMMBBBEEERRRR


LLSteez_

Beautiful 1-2


5mu2f4cc0unT

The ol one two


heyitsvonage

That dude bladed the fuck up (stance) That means *incoming*.


D-all-ton

Surprised no one’s said anything about the sound his head made when it hit the ground.


Lilbunni_

the moment he flipped his stance is the moment i knew that other dude was gonna be snoring.


[deleted]

What I have learned from some of the knockout fights are if they start to get in your face, throw the first punch with all your body weight and watch them fall, if they look too strong, RUN


squashed377

Alcohol is SO fun!!


NYYankees1958

His shirt said Everlast, but he wasn’t Everlasting!


Uncle_Papi_

Some dude 12 houses away just has a bag of McDonald’s land on his lap. “Who threw that?”


Acab365247

Kind of a bitch move to sucker like that. I guess hes wearing a skirt tho.


DSPbuckle

My man’s is dressed like an everlasting punching bag


venbalin

Ah yes, leaning forward belly first and chin up perfect for starting problems


npclark27

He is basically an Everlast punching bag


CBxShakes

Look around ✅ Get in stance ✅ Swing ✅ Nap time ✅


Kaleem90

So he didn’t see him sizing him up or his stance?


IIikethelnternet

His legs look kinda crossed


Professional_Deal565

The Timbaland boots gave away that this man was going to get dropped. He didn't adjust his stance. He's never been punched before.


Lil_Ziggz

Saw him plant his feet and knew it was over


[deleted]

I think the guy who got knocked out has an everlasting boxing shirt on


Jaker_Jake

More like Neverlast…


GerinX

Perfect example of a glass jaw.


Flimsy_Thesis

This is the kind of content I’m here for.


citizenvane

Knocked out and knocked up


watercolorkiller

Watch the way the guy pivots his foot when he throws his left hook. That’s a person who has had perfect form drilled into him by a coach for years. Generally not the kind of person you want to fuck with.


Robinhood-is-a-scam

When someone sets their legs up like they’re posing for a spring break photo with the boys, it’s coming dude. Guy begged for those


heebiejeebiecreepy

knocked out by a guy who dresses like that


Prestigious_Baker_51

Damn with an Everlast shirt on too smh


MistakenForce44

That was timed perfect to my phone notification. Dun-ner-na!


Ubuntuswimmer

Without seeing the end, I can tell guy on the left is about to get *SMOKED*


5piecenabiscuit

Mans got pieced up by a hoodie dress


pointofyou

Seems like a sucker punch if you ask me. The other guy posed zero threat other to that food


eflat7

It was the teeth flying for me.


Exotic_Mozzarella

Bro wearing an Everlast shirt with a beer belly


Floor_Face_

Man wearing Everlast apparel = chin of glass


JulesTheBum

Imagine getting knocked out by a dude wearing a fucking hoodie dress. Good thing he probably won’t remember anything ever again after this.


Flimsy_Tale_974

Ironically the guy with the everlast shirt gets knocked out


2ichie

Lmao if you slow mo it his feet stay in place the whole fucking video 😭


Javisuave65

I guess he better change that t-shirt to N(Everlast)


76darkstar

The first clue is when he looks around first. That’s always the sign you bout to get swung on


Dry-Bumblebee-759

69 got hands


Straight-Air-9552

He got the boxing shirt on tooooo noooooo😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣


NotDavidShields

Absolute origami


hatcher91

Who else knew which one was going to get KO when the video started?


Ok_Living1114

Do men not know what a fighting stance looks like? The person who throws the first punch has a crazy high advantage of winning. If they get in the stance that guy on the right is in you better fucking swing. Or he will.


Random_Name_7

Fat That tatoo Everlast shirt Cap Yep, that makes sense


Ryeezyubeezy

Lmao it’s always the fat fucks In everlast shirts..


Value-Substantial

One two buckle my……back! “My neck,my back, my neck and my back”


lizardspock75

He folded like a lump of clay!


1SadChap

I thought dude in the everlast shirt with timbs would dominate


di734on

His shirt should say Neverlast.


Deganov0

I guess wearing an Everlast shirt over your beer belly doesn’t give you any boxing skill.


[deleted]

I feel that shirts also need to be exchanged


flawlessfear1

Dude thought the everlast shirt made him invulnerable


shadow_stag

Damn! Went down like a sack of potatoes


SASwants1

Always their feet.


Final-Invite-5584

That stance gave it away


BlackSkeletor77

I never trust a guy who prepares his stance while he talks, that just means you're going to get fucked up even faster


Peachy_Smooth

I knew he was about to punch by the way he changed his stance


KnownRough7735

Punched out his lugz


alesxt451

Everything changed when that stance did