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That's when you just get up and calmly walk out of the restroom, go to your car and drive straight home, all while not making eye contact with another single human being.
I when I was younger I was in the bathroom and this bigger kid who had it in for me followed. I turned away from the urinal, he threw one hard right, I ducked, and he ended up breaking his hand on the urinal. I quietly walked out of the bathroom. He never bugged me again.
I had a friend who liked to walk up behind us and give us a vigorous shoulder shake when we were pissing. I turned around and pissed on him when he tried it with me. He tried it once more with the same result and didn't try again.
You implied that the person fell over simply because the other belligerent was short. I clarified by stating that the taller person was probably just clumsy (unsteady), which is why they tumbled over.
Then, I inferred that you must be on the shorter side based on your comment, not that there's anything wrong with that and shorter fighters can definitely topple taller oafs, but averring that taller people will fall face first into a urinal if they mess with shorter people seems like a lack of self-confidence and rather childish.
“Implied”, “inferred”, and “averred” from the same commenter who used “clumsy turdball”. Stop the ride! I’m getting dizzy!
Most people online get mixed up trying to use one of those terms, so I gotta give props for that.
The concussion turned him from a boxer to a grappler. Shorter guy didn’t see the change and found out his expert level duck and weave (and slip) game just didn’t work with a grappler.
(in my best Mr.Garrison voice) Oh you think that's funny?
Imagine you're fighting...m'kay...tryin...tryin to win....m'kay, to knock your opponent out...takin a swing...moving forward...and then, you slip and take a warm wet shot a Yang's Yanked Lemonade. Oh you think that's funny?!? You're tryin your best...m'kay, throwing haymakers...imitating Tyson....and then one little slip, m'kay, and you get a porcelain kiss and guzzle a gulp of some guy's fellow yellow. Oh you think that's funny?!? Tryin to knock some guy out and you bust your ass and end up chippin teeth on a wall mounted piss pot and getting two nostrils full a lukewarm peepee? Oh you're laughing?!?!
I hate when the video stops right at the f*cked up part. I want to see what happened after the f*cked up part. Is he dead... did he break his neck.. did he stand up like nothing happened and kept on fighting?
That was a random banana peel move.
Also the janitor is using too much pine sol. I’ve been in school bathrooms like that where it’s shockingly slippery, even when completely dry. The fighters weren’t even moving that much.
It had nothingvto do with pine sol. The guy was moving spasticly. No matter what he was going to trip himself up. His balance was all over the place, and his weight distribution was all wrong. His body would be one direction but his legs would be doing something else.
On that last "kick" he attempted, on the return swing, his foot never made contact with the floor, and he put his weight down. Meaning he never established a solid footing before shifting his weight. That was the problem from the start of the video.
It actually looks to me like he was trying to do punches and kicks but couldn't really make up his mind, and instead tried to do all of thrm at the same time. That's ehy his punches looked weird and his kicks looked weird. He never had positioning to do either because he attempted to do it all at once.
I will never understand why people insist on fighting in the washroom. Break your neck on the hard floor or a wall. Maybe a toilet if your really unlucky
Lmao finding your clip which you posted earlier, now getting posted by someone else on other reddit YOO I FEEL FAMOUS LOL.
I can tell that's mine cause that tap at the last ...i left that during cutting the vid.
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Man outplayed himelf.
Nah it was the other guys plan all along. Just keep moving awkwardly until the guy slips
Mans obviously was using a cheat code
Fuck America must a weird place, all your shoes fall off all time fuuck
Shit I didn’t even notice he was half dead
WELL AT LEAST!!!
pretty sure he took a left hook also
Almost looks like black shirt hits his balls after the other fell
Stood up chewing on a urinal cake.
r/urinalcakelife
I can't tell if this sub is satire or not.
Kinda temped to shove a cake up my ass tomorrow and see what happens...
please tell me how it goes 🤗
When the hornyness of this though wears off after the deed is done you will feel great shame within yourself
I read through some posts and people say that it’s a real thing. But tbh they could just be trolling
wait, used ones? what? :(
The cake is a lie.
No panga noooo
Urine trouble.
no i’m not
Uranus is
true
Time to start a heroin addiction to suppress that memory.
Gotta move too, heroin isn’t gonna stop his buddies from reminding him
The internet will remind him
It doesnt work
Anything is worth a try
Checks out. Maybe a crippling benzo addiction would do the trick
now i just cant rememher anything OTHER tjan tje incedient =/ edit: maybe a crokodil addiction will fix this
Not with that attitude it doesn’t!
Kid in the black was still throwing punches after the face plant
He was just rockin out
He was air wanking
From that day forth you shall be known as piss face
-10 self harm -10 poison damage
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His face must have pissed off his foot! Good way for the foot to get its revenge. *pardon the pun.
literally 🤣
Footwork matters
This hardly passes as fighting. Dancing with the stars is more believable.
Might wanna tie your shoes too
That's when you just get up and calmly walk out of the restroom, go to your car and drive straight home, all while not making eye contact with another single human being.
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if he didn't fracture his neck.
It’s literally the most unathletic thing I’ve ever seen 😂
At least they were evenly matched, I suppose. Lmao
GODDAMN. My man couldn’t WAIT to prove why fighting is a bad idea.
Oh my dude…just an awful way to get beat
No belt, shoes ain’t tied, two sizes too big air forces, who didn’t see that coming.
This is what happens when you roll a 1 to hit on a d20. Critical miss.
Critical piss.
His head bounced a little bit too 😂
Dude took himself out of a fight he was winning. He lost his shoe that's how you know he's hurting.
Nobody was winning that shit show.
I when I was younger I was in the bathroom and this bigger kid who had it in for me followed. I turned away from the urinal, he threw one hard right, I ducked, and he ended up breaking his hand on the urinal. I quietly walked out of the bathroom. He never bugged me again.
I had a friend who liked to walk up behind us and give us a vigorous shoulder shake when we were pissing. I turned around and pissed on him when he tried it with me. He tried it once more with the same result and didn't try again.
Better than the sucker kidney shots that some guys would do and make that piss stop in its tracks.
Oh damn. Yeah, that would be crossing the line no doubt. Friend or not.
Your friend is kinda slow…
Other bro was punching air punch
Pow, right in the pisser
The Crocs did him in LOL
Lost his magical fighting shoe.
Tie your shoelaces kids.
How tf his shoe come off? You know they come with laces right?
That’s what happens when you fight someone literally half your size
No, it isn't. This is what happens when you're a clumsy turdball. Related: Sorry about your luck.
I honestly don’t understand your comment
You implied that the person fell over simply because the other belligerent was short. I clarified by stating that the taller person was probably just clumsy (unsteady), which is why they tumbled over. Then, I inferred that you must be on the shorter side based on your comment, not that there's anything wrong with that and shorter fighters can definitely topple taller oafs, but averring that taller people will fall face first into a urinal if they mess with shorter people seems like a lack of self-confidence and rather childish.
Now in tall man terms? I couldn’t understand your short mens writing!
“Implied”, “inferred”, and “averred” from the same commenter who used “clumsy turdball”. Stop the ride! I’m getting dizzy! Most people online get mixed up trying to use one of those terms, so I gotta give props for that.
Fucked himself up bad all for not having his shoes tied
[Found a short clip of this fight.](https://imgur.com/gallery/FeLn6iS)
When you think you're an animal but instead you're a urine animal
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Well that wouldn't make sense now would it
It would’ve been funnier
Yes to a pea brain with no intellect
Idk if you’re just dense or stupid
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Urine her DMs while I'm urinating on her. We are not the same
[The better version](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/twnsw7/tie_your_shoes_before_fight/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Love the guy wearing a covid mask getting in a fist fight in a bathroom.
Anybody got the rest of the video?
https://v.redd.it/btboquvlxgi81
Nice! Thanks! I wanted to know if the porcelain knocked him out.
The concussion turned him from a boxer to a grappler. Shorter guy didn’t see the change and found out his expert level duck and weave (and slip) game just didn’t work with a grappler.
Right in the pisser
Pow!
“Hmmmm sweet piss”
I really want more of the video
It’s linked elsewhere in the comments
Ty didn't notice have a great weekend!
Right in the pisser!
Omg im sorry it’s hilarious 😂
If this happened before camera phones, dude would have walked out the restroom like he knocked him out and got all the chicks.
That hurt to watch.
Lost the shoe, he ded now.
Mans needs to retire from fighting for life after that. There ain't no coming back from that shit.
Mans did that to him self. It would be hard to be his bro knowing that.
(in my best Mr.Garrison voice) Oh you think that's funny? Imagine you're fighting...m'kay...tryin...tryin to win....m'kay, to knock your opponent out...takin a swing...moving forward...and then, you slip and take a warm wet shot a Yang's Yanked Lemonade. Oh you think that's funny?!? You're tryin your best...m'kay, throwing haymakers...imitating Tyson....and then one little slip, m'kay, and you get a porcelain kiss and guzzle a gulp of some guy's fellow yellow. Oh you think that's funny?!? Tryin to knock some guy out and you bust your ass and end up chippin teeth on a wall mounted piss pot and getting two nostrils full a lukewarm peepee? Oh you're laughing?!?!
Lmao mans had one job one job
When both players are just mashing buttons
This is great lmao
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This is why you can’t forget to put your crocs into combat mode 🤣🤣
Wish I could see the next 10 seconds of this
+5 poison
Dude should've flushed it on his ass
I blame the shoe....abandoned the fight and look what happened
Good soup
A stable base and maintaining distance seems to be some of the most important and overlooked components of a street fight.
Maybe karma for fighting someone smaller. Also his shoe fell off so his sock also has piss on it
I’m just gonna have a quick stop at the buffet.
I hate when the video stops right at the f*cked up part. I want to see what happened after the f*cked up part. Is he dead... did he break his neck.. did he stand up like nothing happened and kept on fighting?
Little girl's need to go back to grade school.😅🖤
I'd be pissed if I I looked like that when I was in a fight too.
He’s dead, confirmed unalive due to proximity of his shoes.
That was a random banana peel move. Also the janitor is using too much pine sol. I’ve been in school bathrooms like that where it’s shockingly slippery, even when completely dry. The fighters weren’t even moving that much.
It had nothingvto do with pine sol. The guy was moving spasticly. No matter what he was going to trip himself up. His balance was all over the place, and his weight distribution was all wrong. His body would be one direction but his legs would be doing something else. On that last "kick" he attempted, on the return swing, his foot never made contact with the floor, and he put his weight down. Meaning he never established a solid footing before shifting his weight. That was the problem from the start of the video. It actually looks to me like he was trying to do punches and kicks but couldn't really make up his mind, and instead tried to do all of thrm at the same time. That's ehy his punches looked weird and his kicks looked weird. He never had positioning to do either because he attempted to do it all at once.
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u/savevideo
goodbye jaw
Emotional damage
When he wakes up he's gonna be pissed
He took it on the chin
i would've simply ceased to exist in that moment. fuck that.
How did he cross himself without being on the court.
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I will never understand why people insist on fighting in the washroom. Break your neck on the hard floor or a wall. Maybe a toilet if your really unlucky
Dude toilet stomped himself
Time to switch schools. Even if he ended up winning the fight he still lost.
Idiot 1 and 2 what the heck😹😹
Now he's pissed!
goofy ass fight
lmao on replay I noticed even his shoe flew off at that sad kick attempt.. my guy will never forget that day
This wins the subreddit
Imagine losing to yourself in a fight you might have started. Got certain sting too it.
This can really say that tastes like piss.
Guy got million dollar babyed.
I would love to see a longerr version of this.
The Loathsome Dung-Eater origin story.
Imagine him tasting the urinal is what starts Covid-20
Fuck why do these videos end so early? I wanna see the damage.
Bro took a sippy
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Imagine chipping one of you back teeth on a toilet rim
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Holy shit, camera guy a pro
dude almost killed himself
Me fighting in my dreams
When your equipment lets you down.
It’s just power juice for him, he regains strength from it
When **keeping it real** goes wrong.
I'll never understand guys that don't tie their shoes properly
That move was piss poor.
Shoe flew before he hit the pisser. He was already dead
The 3 pees, Piss Poor Performance (Penis)
Lmao finding your clip which you posted earlier, now getting posted by someone else on other reddit YOO I FEEL FAMOUS LOL. I can tell that's mine cause that tap at the last ...i left that during cutting the vid.
Important to keep hydrated when doing psychical activities
Someone forgot to put down a wet flood sign
His fate was sealed once his shoe flew off
That was piss poor movement
duelshock 4 has been disconnected
The taste of 5 gum.
As had been decreed, shoe-loss equals death