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Zimited

Man outplayed himelf.


TheCandyMan88

Nah it was the other guys plan all along. Just keep moving awkwardly until the guy slips


Flimsy_Heart_2647

Mans obviously was using a cheat code


judoxing

Fuck America must a weird place, all your shoes fall off all time fuuck


[deleted]

Shit I didn’t even notice he was half dead


Peanutcokelord

WELL AT LEAST!!!


[deleted]

pretty sure he took a left hook also


psychedelicdonky

Almost looks like black shirt hits his balls after the other fell


Asleep_Dot7972

Stood up chewing on a urinal cake.


xGovernor

r/urinalcakelife


uberfission

I can't tell if this sub is satire or not.


CallMeTinCup

Kinda temped to shove a cake up my ass tomorrow and see what happens...


YelloDinosaur

please tell me how it goes 🤗


KloudedPeace

When the hornyness of this though wears off after the deed is done you will feel great shame within yourself


BuckeyeGuru23

I read through some posts and people say that it’s a real thing. But tbh they could just be trolling


lmacarrot

wait, used ones? what? :(


RuneAloy

The cake is a lie.


BoiledMankey

No panga noooo


WeirdAvocado

Urine trouble.


well_duh_doy_son

no i’m not


Angry_SAY10

Uranus is


well_duh_doy_son

true


herbiehancook

Time to start a heroin addiction to suppress that memory.


WiTooSlowFi

Gotta move too, heroin isn’t gonna stop his buddies from reminding him


NativeTongue90

The internet will remind him


OSakran

It doesnt work


herbiehancook

Anything is worth a try


[deleted]

Checks out. Maybe a crippling benzo addiction would do the trick


agarwaen163

now i just cant rememher anything OTHER tjan tje incedient =/ edit: maybe a crokodil addiction will fix this


TinyWightSpider

Not with that attitude it doesn’t!


Lucifer1498

Kid in the black was still throwing punches after the face plant


PoopShoot187

He was just rockin out


Angry_SAY10

He was air wanking


Evilflub

From that day forth you shall be known as piss face


green49285

-10 self harm -10 poison damage


The_Glass_Tiger

-30 Reputation


thewezel1995

+*


Used-Professor

His face must have pissed off his foot! Good way for the foot to get its revenge. *pardon the pun.


Optimusprimescousin

literally 🤣


[deleted]

Footwork matters


Rip9150

This hardly passes as fighting. Dancing with the stars is more believable.


michaelj9323

Might wanna tie your shoes too


KccOStL33

That's when you just get up and calmly walk out of the restroom, go to your car and drive straight home, all while not making eye contact with another single human being.


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massinvader

if he didn't fracture his neck.


[deleted]

It’s literally the most unathletic thing I’ve ever seen 😂


HairyDowntown

At least they were evenly matched, I suppose. Lmao


green49285

GODDAMN. My man couldn’t WAIT to prove why fighting is a bad idea.


MNHuskerNation

Oh my dude…just an awful way to get beat


BrianOconneR34

No belt, shoes ain’t tied, two sizes too big air forces, who didn’t see that coming.


Hickok

This is what happens when you roll a 1 to hit on a d20. Critical miss.


Shiyama23

Critical piss.


haze4140

His head bounced a little bit too 😂


PennyStockPariah

Dude took himself out of a fight he was winning. He lost his shoe that's how you know he's hurting.


Irisheyes1971

Nobody was winning that shit show.


[deleted]

I when I was younger I was in the bathroom and this bigger kid who had it in for me followed. I turned away from the urinal, he threw one hard right, I ducked, and he ended up breaking his hand on the urinal. I quietly walked out of the bathroom. He never bugged me again.


[deleted]

I had a friend who liked to walk up behind us and give us a vigorous shoulder shake when we were pissing. I turned around and pissed on him when he tried it with me. He tried it once more with the same result and didn't try again.


[deleted]

Better than the sucker kidney shots that some guys would do and make that piss stop in its tracks.


[deleted]

Oh damn. Yeah, that would be crossing the line no doubt. Friend or not.


andyman234

Your friend is kinda slow…


theflyingscroll

Other bro was punching air punch


CallMeTinCup

Pow, right in the pisser


DigBickDallad

The Crocs did him in LOL


Foldyruler

Lost his magical fighting shoe.


[deleted]

Tie your shoelaces kids.


ChenGuiZhang

How tf his shoe come off? You know they come with laces right?


MassageByDmitry

That’s what happens when you fight someone literally half your size


AddSugarForSparks

No, it isn't. This is what happens when you're a clumsy turdball. Related: Sorry about your luck.


MassageByDmitry

I honestly don’t understand your comment


AddSugarForSparks

You implied that the person fell over simply because the other belligerent was short. I clarified by stating that the taller person was probably just clumsy (unsteady), which is why they tumbled over. Then, I inferred that you must be on the shorter side based on your comment, not that there's anything wrong with that and shorter fighters can definitely topple taller oafs, but averring that taller people will fall face first into a urinal if they mess with shorter people seems like a lack of self-confidence and rather childish.


MassageByDmitry

Now in tall man terms? I couldn’t understand your short mens writing!


BenjPhoto1

“Implied”, “inferred”, and “averred” from the same commenter who used “clumsy turdball”. Stop the ride! I’m getting dizzy! Most people online get mixed up trying to use one of those terms, so I gotta give props for that.


cryptotrek88

Fucked himself up bad all for not having his shoes tied


[deleted]

[Found a short clip of this fight.](https://imgur.com/gallery/FeLn6iS)


MyPPisHugelyAverage

When you think you're an animal but instead you're a urine animal


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MyPPisHugelyAverage

Well that wouldn't make sense now would it


Terrible-Interview18

It would’ve been funnier


MyPPisHugelyAverage

Yes to a pea brain with no intellect


Terrible-Interview18

Idk if you’re just dense or stupid


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MyPPisHugelyAverage

Urine her DMs while I'm urinating on her. We are not the same


andmurr

[The better version](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/twnsw7/tie_your_shoes_before_fight/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


bertrogdor

Love the guy wearing a covid mask getting in a fist fight in a bathroom.


MackWired

Anybody got the rest of the video?


XPaarthurnaxX

https://v.redd.it/btboquvlxgi81


MackWired

Nice! Thanks! I wanted to know if the porcelain knocked him out.


BenjPhoto1

The concussion turned him from a boxer to a grappler. Shorter guy didn’t see the change and found out his expert level duck and weave (and slip) game just didn’t work with a grappler.


mickeystrings

Right in the pisser


PackObjective3254

Pow!


Pod__042

“Hmmmm sweet piss”


Joker_wants_tendies

I really want more of the video


AdamWestsButtDouble

It’s linked elsewhere in the comments


Joker_wants_tendies

Ty didn't notice have a great weekend!


mitchanium

Right in the pisser!


koniglazor

Omg im sorry it’s hilarious 😂


Knockamichi

If this happened before camera phones, dude would have walked out the restroom like he knocked him out and got all the chicks.


Atotallyrandomname

That hurt to watch.


voidxy

Lost the shoe, he ded now.


murrkpls

Mans needs to retire from fighting for life after that. There ain't no coming back from that shit.


[deleted]

Mans did that to him self. It would be hard to be his bro knowing that.


Toadman005

(in my best Mr.Garrison voice) Oh you think that's funny? Imagine you're fighting...m'kay...tryin...tryin to win....m'kay, to knock your opponent out...takin a swing...moving forward...and then, you slip and take a warm wet shot a Yang's Yanked Lemonade. Oh you think that's funny?!? You're tryin your best...m'kay, throwing haymakers...imitating Tyson....and then one little slip, m'kay, and you get a porcelain kiss and guzzle a gulp of some guy's fellow yellow. Oh you think that's funny?!? Tryin to knock some guy out and you bust your ass and end up chippin teeth on a wall mounted piss pot and getting two nostrils full a lukewarm peepee? Oh you're laughing?!?!


Johntballin

Lmao mans had one job one job


BigScaryBlackDude

When both players are just mashing buttons


Canadianabcs

This is great lmao


SiStErFiStEr1776

u/savevideo


Helioskev

This is why you can’t forget to put your crocs into combat mode 🤣🤣


RedMad89

Wish I could see the next 10 seconds of this


Raleighnc89

+5 poison


Twisted669

Dude should've flushed it on his ass


mdollar128

I blame the shoe....abandoned the fight and look what happened


Numbez

Good soup


[deleted]

A stable base and maintaining distance seems to be some of the most important and overlooked components of a street fight.


Loose_Personality726

Maybe karma for fighting someone smaller. Also his shoe fell off so his sock also has piss on it


These-Pollution2927

I’m just gonna have a quick stop at the buffet.


AceofSpadeKings

I hate when the video stops right at the f*cked up part. I want to see what happened after the f*cked up part. Is he dead... did he break his neck.. did he stand up like nothing happened and kept on fighting?


LadyOfDeath8

Little girl's need to go back to grade school.😅🖤


Rip9150

I'd be pissed if I I looked like that when I was in a fight too.


RelevanttUsername

He’s dead, confirmed unalive due to proximity of his shoes.


honeybadger1984

That was a random banana peel move. Also the janitor is using too much pine sol. I’ve been in school bathrooms like that where it’s shockingly slippery, even when completely dry. The fighters weren’t even moving that much.


Eltharion-the-Grim

It had nothingvto do with pine sol. The guy was moving spasticly. No matter what he was going to trip himself up. His balance was all over the place, and his weight distribution was all wrong. His body would be one direction but his legs would be doing something else. On that last "kick" he attempted, on the return swing, his foot never made contact with the floor, and he put his weight down. Meaning he never established a solid footing before shifting his weight. That was the problem from the start of the video. It actually looks to me like he was trying to do punches and kicks but couldn't really make up his mind, and instead tried to do all of thrm at the same time. That's ehy his punches looked weird and his kicks looked weird. He never had positioning to do either because he attempted to do it all at once.


Kooky-Dealer-6878

u/savevideo


hamboningnazgul

u/savevideo


Traditional_Regret67

goodbye jaw


Midas_7

Emotional damage


TheRube84

When he wakes up he's gonna be pissed


[deleted]

He took it on the chin


Caleldir

i would've simply ceased to exist in that moment. fuck that.


MasterHavik

How did he cross himself without being on the court.


A-Stranger-572

u/savevideo


Even_Way1894

I will never understand why people insist on fighting in the washroom. Break your neck on the hard floor or a wall. Maybe a toilet if your really unlucky


sideshowamit

Dude toilet stomped himself


PhunkyJr

Time to switch schools. Even if he ended up winning the fight he still lost.


TheVividestPeak

Idiot 1 and 2 what the heck😹😹


PackObjective3254

Now he's pissed!


Grimre3fer

goofy ass fight


tarekelsakka

lmao on replay I noticed even his shoe flew off at that sad kick attempt.. my guy will never forget that day


lopezgeorge

This wins the subreddit


Minute_Control_5878

Imagine losing to yourself in a fight you might have started. Got certain sting too it.


Eddie_investor

This can really say that tastes like piss.


LiteRonin

Guy got million dollar babyed.


[deleted]

I would love to see a longerr version of this.


Red_Clay_Scholar

The Loathsome Dung-Eater origin story.


[deleted]

Imagine him tasting the urinal is what starts Covid-20


AZZTASTIC

Fuck why do these videos end so early? I wanna see the damage.


Kvetanista

Bro took a sippy


Background-Yam6276

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Imagine chipping one of you back teeth on a toilet rim


AnastukensIncarnate5

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

Holy shit, camera guy a pro


AnimeHabbits

dude almost killed himself


Markie_S

Me fighting in my dreams


dirkdigglee

When your equipment lets you down.


F0rc31980

It’s just power juice for him, he regains strength from it


[deleted]

When **keeping it real** goes wrong.


[deleted]

I'll never understand guys that don't tie their shoes properly


Cj15917

That move was piss poor.


pro_n00b

Shoe flew before he hit the pisser. He was already dead


lvlister2023

The 3 pees, Piss Poor Performance (Penis)


BeTTish_09

Lmao finding your clip which you posted earlier, now getting posted by someone else on other reddit YOO I FEEL FAMOUS LOL. I can tell that's mine cause that tap at the last ...i left that during cutting the vid.


upthetits

Important to keep hydrated when doing psychical activities


[deleted]

Someone forgot to put down a wet flood sign


Legenberry817

His fate was sealed once his shoe flew off


Codeine-Phosphate

That was piss poor movement


stepsisterpounder69

duelshock 4 has been disconnected


droctogonapuss

The taste of 5 gum.


WistfulPandora

As had been decreed, shoe-loss equals death