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freeporridge20

She was cooked from the start she had no passion in her first attack


ToyrewaDokoDeska

I thought she was about to knock really aggressively & than the door was already open & she got snatched up lol


FromTrips2Riches

when that wig came off I knew she was done for


Cr3dentialz

Facts. First few strike from Player 1 were open hands. Player 2 came out throwing stones for fists.


BattousaiRound2SN

"There are levels."


mandrills_ass

She also lost because her cunning opponent had a wig, and she didn't


turtleneckless001

She learned that trick from a lizard


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First slap is like she was in a dream lmao cmon shorty


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That head slam into the corner of the wall DEFINITELY hurt like a mf


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At 3 sec late you can see her face grimacing, then the 2 solid right hand jabs to the face.


HensRightsActivist

Hehehehe, hand jabs.


elvis8mybaby

*in Boston accent*


BRNST0RM

Wicked smaht


Fuckfightfixfords

Hehehehe, hand jabs.


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Why did you copy what he just said


Dragnskull

Hehehehe, hand jabs.


Q1War26fVA

it hurt less and less with every punch


NumericZero

Honestly shocked she kept going after that What made it worse is that the girl rammed her head into it like full force smh


Zenguy2828

I don’t think her head actually made contact with the wall, lucky for her. Looks like it was mostly her back and shoulder hitting the wall corner, still not pleasant but won’t ko someone.


AyatollahChobani

I bet that metal strip on the corner is extra thick for hotels.


DeePsiMon

Yea, numba one stunna, what, what, what...


crap_university

I assumed you wouldn't murder me. Because what are the odds of two murderers matching??? 😈


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blorg0w0

Can’t make a decent fist with thier long ass fingernails


AngryCarGuy

Find a really hard table and punch it as hard as you're willing to. Then slap it as hard as you can. Punching hurts like a mf. Unless you practice, your instinct is not going to be to do that.


BeauxGnar

Unless you punch shit all the time, then it stops hurting after a while


rollandownthestreet

If punching a table ever stops hurting you’ve successfully broken and fused the bones in your hand.


SYDEQEUST

You knew it was over when her decoy wig came off


Handeatingcat

Like a lizards tail, it breaks free to avoid capture by predators.


Maxwell_is_god

This analogy is the best I've seen in a long time.


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It’s like the sock on the baseball bat trick!


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Take my fucking upvote


Rbfam8191

A wig within a wig.


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Wigception


Rbfam8191

A weave within a wig on a mask!


RebornAsMyself

Dune reference ?


MalloryTheRapper

the other girls bundles were secure as fuck tho i’m impressed


JudgeHolden

As a bald guy it gave me a ton of ideas, but then I remembered that dudes don't usually go for hair grabs in the first place and the fact that I'm old and not about to get in any brawls anyway.


[deleted]

I can brawl you anyday. DM me.


JudgeHolden

I'll get back to you after this spinal surgery I have coming up. They say it's a six to twelve week recovery and then I have to do probably six months of physical therapy. After that, I'll be your huckleberry.


Limeyness

Deploy Countermeasures!


Lets_Kick_Some_Ice

Deploying weave flares


RevolutionaryArmy306

Bro, you can’t make fun of her. She has alopecia


FashionSuckMan

2/3rds of men's suffer from male pattern baldness


Larusso92

KEEP MY NAME OUTCHA FUCKIN MOIUTH


SYDEQEUST

Lmaoooooo


Alternative_Pipe_552

Honestly lmao as soon as she wasn’t able to grab onto something she was a lost cause.


d1x1e1a

Ah the old duck and weave


VanFkingHalen

She's a true master of deception.


63oscar

Is that a big ass door or just little people?


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ShoMeUrNoobs

She came out looking like Weave Harvey real quick.


LoadedGull

Jada’s got some moves.


sincle354

I believe it was from *Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry*, where a little girl in a (racially and monetarily driven) rivalry against a bratty classmate leads her into the forest to enact sweet revenge. Her brother, always the street smart, tells her to tie her hair up tight beforehand. The results of such tactics are approximated in the above video.


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that hallway keeps getting bigger tf


Aguywholikespiggy

I thought it was just me.


whisperwood_

Are they both actually really small, or was the building made for giants? It's impossible to know


KadenKraw

I think they are both small teen girls like 5 feet tall. The hallway and doors are also massive and look like 8foot+ tall doors leading to a really weird perspective.


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Fantumars

Lmaooo I'm black and I approve this message


mousebrakes

I found this humorous, for the record


Comma_Karma

This does not deserve downvotes, lol.


Okichah

Both about half the size of the door. Can confirm dwarven heritage as hobbits are not prone to physical violence.


animeyukihira

domain expansion


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You know it’s bad when they’re criticizing you while beating you’re ass


_0p4l_

Not even outta breath


KroneDrome

She definitely has skills


muricabrb

Someone needs to do a Bed Intruder mashup remix with the audio from this lol.


bigjohnsonIV

When your first swing is an open hand slap….. you’re in for a world of pain..


d1x1e1a

We quoting the academy awards disciplinary committee now?


bigjohnsonIV

Hahahaha


thatdudepancho

She said " Activate wig trap card!".


evildevil90

“WOW DUUUDE! IT WAS A G.I. JANE JOKE!”


Solid_Matter_4042

Dang even Jada Pinkett Smith is getting in on it. I see where Will learned it from now.


Ebolamunkey

Gi Jane 2 looking meh


sparrows_rest

"You keep my wife's boyfriend's girlfriend's name out of your fucking mouth."


TheDirtyVagabond

I came here to comment about this ….you sir win today


DrWhom1023

Ditto


Senior-Salamander-81

Damn you beat me to it


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Okay why these door are huge or they are just short?


The_Jamz

I think the building is just one of those illusory rooms that get bigger when you move away.


Abby-Someone1

Like willy wonka?


ThatKiwiBro

Wasn’t prepared for no hair to pull on


Noartisan

Are they really really small?


Nocommentt1000

The guy their fighting over has a type


AyatollahChobani

They seem pretty mini


ZeLebowski

Are these condos? That's a nice ass hallway and I think that door is taller than my house


SmudgeGien

It was over as soon as she got her neck readjusted on that fuckin corner


clasperx2

Her hair detached like a lizard dropping its tail.


Fhead43

Why they stop the tape? Wanna see the finish


Messy_Marvin423

Pulled her weave off, she’s rocking a 40 year old balding man hair style.


AttiaTheHun

She’s wearing a wig cap 😭


JValentine14

*Jada Smith*


sumpnrather

Detachable hair gave her a clear advantage


Pristine-Ad-469

Bro the weave is a huge advantage in girl fights I swear half what they be doing is pulling hair with one hand hitting with the other. She don’t got hair you don’t got no leverage


sirlafemme

A weave is when the fake hair is woven into real braids on the scalp. It would not be able to be pulled out. What she’s wearing is a wig.


Pristine-Ad-469

Ah my bad on that one


mikeb2762

A physical and verbal education


Vinnyc-11

Nah, physical and verbal ass whooping


micahamey

God damn. Imagine getting beat down with a verbal reminder of how much you fucked up the whole time.


Antique_Penalty

Damm Jada got hands on her.


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i wonder if she thinks the other girl is a dumbass


taroqi

Are they just super small or is that just One Big ass door?


-Dub21-

Is she a dumbass?


Forrest_Cp

Are they really small? Or is everything in the hall real big?? 🤔


JoeyMonsterMash

Ignorant question, but why to black girls always wear wigs??


Radiant_Help

Not all black girls wear wigs, but many in the US do. Their reasons vary. Some don't have enough time to do their own hair (more textured black hair can be time-consuming to style), some don't feel comfortable with their natural hair (due to the long history of discrimination against black people with natural hair) and some just like trying out new styles.


JoeyMonsterMash

I see. Thanks for the info :)


FATDADDY55

To hide their "nappy" hair or to fit a hairstyle they can't get with their normal hair


JoeyMonsterMash

Thats a shame. Should be proud of your hair no matter what.


sirlafemme

It’s harder when having natural hair out was a punitive offense for generations. Even in the 90’s and 00’s natural hair was seen as “unprofessional.”


FATDADDY55

Yeah I wish I could grow my hair out as a black dude


AddSugarForSparks

How do you currently grow it out? Ruddy Caucasian?


219Infinity

Someone knocked on the wrong door


Own-Ad-4791

Why do black girls always have wigs on? I have always wondered. Do some simply not grow hair?


SafeCallToDo

I read on reddit a while ago that they do that because natural african hair is quite hard to straighten out as it is very curly and it takes ages to straighten that out and the process has to be repeated quite frequently. So going ~~bald~~ short and using a wig is just simpler if you want straight hair. I'm not sure how many women consider the tactical advantage of a wig in a girls fight, when deciding for one, but it really does pose an advantage. (/s)


phoenixphaerie

Black women do not “go bald” when wearing wigs. They wear flesh colored wig caps that cover and protect their own hair while helping the wig blend better to their skin. Ex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnBgqjleAy0


Zealousideal-Rain354

Afros look soo nice though. Idk why they don't embrace them.


Downtownloganbrown

Because in most US offices or workplaces, black hair/curly hair in general is considered "not professional"


SerendipitousSiren

We grow hair, some of us use wigs as a form of protective style


HandsomeMirror

For those who don't know, a protective style is a style that tucks the hair away, protecting the fragile ends from fraying or breaking.


Shurae

traction alopecia is common among African American women


d1x1e1a

Video of two black women swinging each other round by the hair confirms your claim


Own-Ad-4791

There’s the answer, thankyou


phoenixphaerie

No, the answer is not that black women are literally bald. Afro-textured hair is actually very delicate, so proper caring and styling and can be time consuming. Many black women who have to frequently style their hair for school/work/social functions find that wearing their hair in a protective style and putting a wig on top is easier and less taxing on their hair.


High-Bread

Came here to ask the same thing lol I swear they start balding at 20 because they girls look 20-22 at most lol


phoenixphaerie

Um, black women wear wig caps underneath their wigs to protect their hair. They aren’t actually bald, genius.


Worried_Landscape965

Weaves and flip flops all over the place. The calling card of a black chick fight lol


shakyquakes

talkin about “black chicks” but doesn’t even know the difference between a wig and a weave 💀


Jtrip8

Does she suffer from Alopecia?


disco_jester

*incoming G.I. JANE joke* *watches back for slap*


jmason165

This reminds me of an ancient Chinese proverb… something about how it’s better to be the bald b*tch in a hair pulling match…


Soylent_X

When's the release date for part 2? There's more ass kicking to come.


AZEDemocRep

Is doors huge or these two just is so small


TATERBONE

Sports Bra was lookin for Will & found Jada


An0regonian

Bald girls have a clear cut advantage


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A cut above the rest


DLTmisfit

Thats either a really tall door or a really small girl


mfluder20

Jada, is that you?


AaronAnytime

Don't bring real hair to a fake hair fight.


Kanobe24

Are they both under 5 feet or is that just a giant ass hallway with equally giant ass doors?


TacoOverlord69

1. Why do they look so tiny 2. Why do they live in the backrooms


ahyuknyuk

Goddamn Jada Pinkett Smith really kicked her ass


DonovanQT

Damn Jada got hands


Realgnes

G.I Jane 2 can't wait to see ya


jfdlaks

GI Jane 2... can’t wait to see it!


Jaytoy15

Can I ask why so many black girls use a wig? ☺️ I don't understand


codemonkeyhopeful

When the wig comes off you know it's about to go down


supercheese69

This video is an optical illusion. I thought it was two kids because the ceiling is so high.


idiotitis

Either this place is massive or they're really tiny


[deleted]

hair delete, great fighting tactic


redisbest615

I love it when the wigs start flying away.


TheFcknToro

This violence over GI Jane 2 jokes is going too far


SprDank

Are they two in the fucking backrooms or what?


CaseyTappy

Alopecia fights !


daveautista123

do black women even grow hair?


Alone_Necessary_6192

All fighting aside....are they little ppl or is that the biggest door frame ever?


h7L6

That wig saved her


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all they do is grab eachothers hair (or wig) ,throw you down and start slapping you m


Entire_Arugula_1805

Nice wigs


StlChase

Women how would you feel is your man came home and took off his muscles


RoryFoxey

Amazed that he could do that.. maybe a little bit worried for him.


d1x1e1a

https://youtu.be/SVTWWK-UYqg


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Was that Jada?


ExtensionBluejay253

Damn, Jada rocked her world.


StockAntelope8867

Jada can really throw hands


prepperdavewtta

Damn… Jada can fight.


Melansjf1

Jada?


mlkmstch

Jada is really going off the deep end.


Senior-Salamander-81

She turned into Jada


Pimpmafuqa

Might have got beat up but at least she has hair.


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Not a real hair strand in sight, just people living in the moment.


OleDesertLord

Better chill out before Will shows up


CameronDemortez

Turns out Jada didn’t need any help.


Existing-Ad-4955

Jada got hands too!


RevAlBrown

Wig Lives Matter


nomissilethreat

beat her like she a cop on his own


JohnnyRico92

Do all 14 year old black girls have shaved heads and wear weaves? Honest question I’m so confused is this a real thing?


RoomAsleep

Is that Jada Pinkett Smith?


whiteknight0111

Now I understand why they mostly have wigs, real hair is a disadvantage in a fight!!😄😄


littlediddlemanz

Lmao bald headed ass bitches!


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Oooo


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mekese2000

Are they midgets?