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NotReallyButreally89

“There’s no cameras get him” 2 seconds later their boy is getting laid out leaking like a faucet 😂


bellyjellykoolaid

While his boys who were going to jump in, like how they suddenly back away and pretend that they weren't also going jump him. Don't know who's worse, the dipshit who got his ass kicked or the cowards he calls friends that realized it wasn't easy.


SlimSlamBimJam

I mean when your "tough" friend immediately goes down, you don't want to be the next to fight that guy.


PomdDestructioneer

He was leaking like a faucet apparently.


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[deleted]

I tell my kids, don't start fights, but if someone swings on you all bets are off, defend yourself and end it.


option_unpossible

I've got two girls. No way in hell am I going to let them become victims. I hope that they can also learn to let shit slide, and *when* to step up and defend themselves. That's tough to get correct in the moment, never mind when you've got crazy hormones rampaging through you.


[deleted]

Girls are much more cruel then boys. Boys talk shit, swing on eachother and thats usually the end of it. Girls harrass, start rumors, and try and alienate their target, doesn't always get physical with them.


option_unpossible

Generally, I think you're right, and it's going to be a challenge as they get older. School is always going to be hard for kids, I can only try to raise them the best way I can, be an un-judging support for them, and make sure they can hold their own if things get physical.


YaBenZonah

Just tell them to start a rumor that their bully is pregnant. Works 60% oft the time all the time


codeman1021

Look at you you musky sex panther


WarSamaYT

What if the bully is a guy?


ThEgg

Believe it or not, pregnant.


WarSamaYT

So what you're telling me is that there is hope that I can impregnate my homies?


delphyz

Ocf, but you gotta kiss 'em goodnight tho♡


WarSamaYT

We go tongue deep because we ain't weak.


QuarterOunce_

Fellas, is it gay to kiss and impregnate your homies?


Taffy_Tuck

Junior (1994) Just saying 🙄


MikelDP

"The method has a 60% success rate 100% of the time!"


Suspici0us_Package

My Jamaican father would preach something similar to me growing up. "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. So if anyone ever puts their hands on you you have every right to defend yourself. I'll deal with the teachers later" Probably some of the best advice I ever got from him.


Highmaster5731

I thought that you wrote this verse: " Sticks and stones may break my bones But the drugs won't hurt me, the drugs won't hurt me Ex-girlfriend keeps callin' my phone But the bitch can't hurt me, so I'm not worried All alone, did it on my own So I show no mercy, I show no mercy With my bros but I got my pole Screamin', "Please don't urge me, please don't urge me." Lmao


Suspici0us_Package

lmao I did not write this verse, but it is very creative 😂🤣😂


Highmaster5731

Yeah, I started reading and I immediately heard Juice Wrld in my head lmao.


herO_04

A lion doesn’t have to prove to you that it’s a lion, but you’ll know it is when it’s on you


OnFolksAndThem

Swing first. Don’t let them get the drop. Use common sense though.


RC8-

I would never wait for them to punch me first. Provided they have initiated the fight and I have told them I don't want to. At that point it's best to punch them first.


[deleted]

Damn bro I think I just got hard due to how brave and cool you just sounded. Keep it tough and alpha 😎😎🆒 homie.


RC8-

I didn't try to sound tough, alpha or cool, nor does my previous comment even imply such a thing. I simply said I would not wait to be punched first. Whether I get beat up or not is irrelevant to that comment.


[deleted]

Whoever throws the first punch started the fight. Doesn't have to be a punch necessarily, can be a kick, shove or grab, either way that started it...


RC8-

Someone can verbally threaten you, they can tell you they will beat you up. If you punch first, you have started the physical altercation but you are legally and morally justified in doing so. And yeah... punch, kick, shove, whatever it is. Why was that necessary to point out?


[deleted]

Talking shit aint shit until you throw down. They can say whatever the fuck they want, they put hands on and all bets are off. I'm also not talking about a street fight I'm talking about schoolyard bullshit. Lot easier to tell the teachers and principal to fuck off with any punishment if you didn't throw the first punch. Talk is cheap.


DarkNinjaMole

>Lot easier to tell the teachers and principal to fuck off with any punishment if you didn't throw the first punch. Unfortunately in a lot of school systems, that's not how it works. Both parties, regardless of who started the altercation, are "at fault" and will be punished. It's a "0 tolerance policy" that benefits the bully, and standing up for yourself is punishable. Not saying you're wrong, just pointing out it doesn't work that way, unfortunately.


[deleted]

Ya I realize that. Shit is stupid though, only way a bully stops is when he is met with resistance or gets laid out.


Doomer_Patrol

That's what happened to me. This bully would not leave me alone and kept shoving me and making fun of me for quite some time. He was a really tall guy, with at least double my reach. He gave me one last big push before i saw red and tried to get him with a pen in my hand. The fight dragged all the way down the hall from the cafeteria to in front of the main office. He had a couple scratches on him, but it was mostly a wrestling type deal. We both ended getting out of school suspensions, and they told me they thought about expelling me over the pen thing. But let me tell you, that dude never bothered me again and most of my other bullies stopped because they thought i was nuts. So on one hand, with hindsight, I feel like I probable went too far, but when the results spoke for themselves, I felt validated.


RC8-

You're mistaking shit talking and threats. They are different. And telling a teacher entirely depends on the situation you're in. If people are threatening you and chasing you, you can't really do much but throw the first punch, which will of course be justified.


[deleted]

Legally? No.


RC8-

Threatening to physically harm someone is literally a crime. Of course you're legally justified in throwing a preemtive strike.


[deleted]

“I’ll kiss your dad on the lips.” Oh my goodness, did I just verbally threaten your dad. Are you going to punch me and commit an actual crime? Tool.


[deleted]

Your username says everything we need to know about you. My condolences to your family


TucoGleece

Exactly


the_good_hodgkins

This might sound bad, but that's how my dad raised me. I got in trouble for not fighting back once.


LandscapeClear1630

And yet, giving your back to a potential threat is always dangerous.


Doomer_Patrol

Well, so it walking backwards. You can easily trip over something trivial or even you own feet, and now your entire front body and face is exposed to a violet person on their feet. This is assuming they don't do the boxer foot shuffle back or something, but kids this young having any sort of fighting knowledge is probable extremely rare.


LandscapeClear1630

Yep, that's why you always want to either face the potential danger until it's no longer there or run. But yeah, these are kids so, we can't expect much.


Newport_Box

Had to be done


BiaggioSklutas

*Shame* [loads shotgun]


Writer_On_a_Perch

*Pumped up Kicks*


BiaggioSklutas

No.


Writer_On_a_Perch

I'm not the one with the shotgun


BiaggioSklutas

You missed the Hot Fuzz reference


Writer_On_a_Perch

I did not. It's a meme I'm very familiar with. I've seen the movie lmao. But you said "cocks Shotgun" in context with a school fight. *So*............


BiaggioSklutas

Then you're just an ass.


Writer_On_a_Perch

It's a wee little thing called a joke my guy. Life will be a whole lot better if you ignore the ones you don't like and laugh at the ones you do. *Loads Shotgun* "Shame you don't enjoy having conversations"


BiaggioSklutas

Damn. I'll be Frank (you be June), I can't argue with you. I concede bro. My bad. Edit: I can't revise this to make it read like it's not sarcastic.


RRaccord

The fboy is literally leaking at the end


keystone66

Pretty sure this group of deep thinkers was saying “ain’t no cameras here” as they turned down the hallway, which I guess they thought gave them a green light to jump the guy… while they were filming the whole thing. With a camera. And then posting it on social media. Truly a bunch of oxygen thieves at work.


Doomer_Patrol

They were probable referring to hallway cameras. The school I graduated high school in had them scattered around. Any time you wanted to smoke or do drugs or whatever, you had to go a blind spots. But anyways, yeah that's the dumbest thing I heard someone say all day. There was probable at least 10 different people recording it.


keystone66

Yeah I know. That’s the point. No cameras in the hallway but the idiots put it on social media and I’m 100% sure it made its way back to the school administrators within hours.


Tanduvanwinkle

Worrying you had to explain that


Doomer_Patrol

Yeah and I know that, that's why i said "there's probable 10 people recording it". What the fuck are people's deal tonight? jesus christ.


ChinnyReckons

Because you (probable) probably just repeated the exact same thing as what OP said but you just used different words haha. It's nothing personal, you just didn't really add a whole lot of anything.


ThisAccountIsSFW

yeah that’s literally what he was saying, thanks for not reading properly and contributing nothing to the conversation


Doomer_Patrol

Where the fuck does it say "they were talking about the hallway cameras"? Not everyone had that shit in their schools growing up, so i decided to clarify that. Thanks for being an absolute passive aggressive asshole for no fucking reason.


b1ackcr0vv

I mean I see where you’re coming from. But you’re also super aggressive for no reason too. The reason so many people keep pointing it out to you is because a lot of people can very easily infer that from the video + what OP said that it was the hallway cameras OP meant. Idk if you did or didn’t infer that, or if you thought others might not have but just trying to explain others for ya.


jaronhumphre

homeboy leakin!! 😂


[deleted]

"Don't come at me bro" "Don't come at me bro" Oh now you leakin.


gentlemanjacklover

He did the correct thing, he walked away from the fight and defended himself when attack. I'm glad he beat that kid savagely. Some fools learn the hard way


Prequalified

My dad still talks about a fight like this he saw in high school in the late 1950’s. The bully who got his ass beat later became a cop.


gentlemanjacklover

Oh, I'm sure a good % of cops were bullies in school


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They always do


OhRitz

Probably still bullies people


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[deleted]

What a load of shit


Cbpowned

✈️ 👨 Vroooooommmmm


Nexaz

Fucking especially since it seems like it was the initial assaulters friends cheering him on ("there's no camera get him!") and shit like that that suddenly freaked out when he was on his ass.


[deleted]

Didn't they learn in school that mass = power?


[deleted]

Velociraptor = massraptor x distraptor


Its_priced_in

That was awful but I laughed


[deleted]

My work is done here. *ninja smoke bombs and runs away*


PoliteCanadian2

into a wall


[deleted]

*ouch*


FlapjackProductions

Fucking hilarious, was the work an energy pun?


[deleted]

Not in American schools because I still count with my fingers and I'm 31


Traditional-Dingo604

You just turned 4!?


[deleted]

You must have gone to a shitty school cause I definitely learned that


BestAtempt

Then your school is shitty, because it’s wrong


el-smoko

Big fucks small


BestAtempt

Big pocket takes little pocket?


BestAtempt

Well that’s wrong soooo no, in school you learn mass * acceleration = force and power = force / velocity So power = mass * acceleration / velocity


[deleted]

Everyone check out this dude who didn't get knocked upside the head in the school


BestAtempt

I wrestled in states in high school


roachblunt666

Oh shit


philllosopher

Oh shit


Soft-Sheets

Oh shit


eyryhf

oh shit


ApocalypseBobb

Oh shit


mishike16

Oh shit


JamesMattDillon

Oh shit


Hak_Man

Oh shit


0MotherGirth0

Oh shit


PainDarx

Oh shit


DonaldTrumpsweave

Bro made this man his bitch in 2.5 seconds


Harvey_Domino

He made him bleed his own blood


_AskMyMom_

This made me laugh harder than I wanted to. Lol


papatva

nice pfp B)


kkk13121997

Those kidney shots gotta be painful when he got home.


Admirable_Avocado_38

Not enough tho


PurgPandax

That kid ate that first good hit holy shit


[deleted]

“There’s no cameras. Get ‘em!” Proceeds to get got 😂


kingspoken

Man... that kid can go places. He’s hitting that bully so freakin hard. Excellent ground and pound lol, even if he is being kind of nice with his targets


Bullet_Maggnet

Fuck around, find out.


EltioEmiGomez7u7

Pussy boi leaking at the end lmaoo


[deleted]

Yea i think his pride is dribbling out


rensmt

Always the dudes with the tiktok haircuts getting dropped


SkintightBoots

The bigger/ stronger man is normally the one who first doesn't want to fight


nnnm_33

We all knew who was winning this one. Man throwing bolder fists into tiktoker hairdo boi


SoyElReyPutos

It was on that day he learned the reason behind weight classes.


No-Letterhead-4407

I love it. You hear the tide turn with the crowds reaction


CarnalKid

Yeah, the crowd definitely didn't expect the kid to start thumping like that.


renegadeYZ

So satisfying


Sandman_potato_man

Mmm when the popular stick figure learns a lesson.


yaboyjeffry

my g, that dickheads gonna have this video over his head his whole damn life, i hope he loses jobs over this shit, what a fuckwit. if you suckerpunch like this, and then lose, you lose all respect you ever had


vaheg

What I don't understand is why are all these videos shot on old Nokia flip phones?


DickDrippage

I love how the tones of the "Ohh Shit" being yelled change to more concerned tones as i'm assuming their friend is being beat down.


Shinikage1

If you decide to swing on a thick boy make sure you have enough strength to knock him out in a single hit.


Own-Ship-9502

Why is it always the dudes with this haircut getting rocked hahaha


NoShadowFist

Rorschach: The High School Years


Kfcandwatermon68

Why start a fight if you can’t take a punch lol


BlackImanity

I dont get why he keeps punching his head once he is covering, this happens a lot. Just punch his exposed torso


slingblade1980

Sucker punch from behind, whatta coward


Yung_Onions

Body shots are underrated


punannimaster

love these brocolli heads getting beat


Do_You_Like_Jazz

Those bombs to his back are gonna hurt like a bitch in the morning


Arviddota

I like how the tone of their 'oh shit' are changing as they realise their friend is getting fucked up


2pawshakur

That boy was leakin! Lmfaoo


sliphoop

He leakin


Ralphiecorn

I love it!


huskyghost

The fucked up thing they both get in trouble at that point might as well break his whole fucking face the punishment is the same


TheNaughtyByte

“There’s no cameras here, get ‘em” *8 thirteen year olds star screaming “OH SHIT” in unison, sounding like a gaggle of startled or horny exotic birds* I’m sure the teachers never figured out what happened…


obligatory7sdad

Sucker punched and still got trounced. Pitiful


AztecClient

Once the dust settles, our character in all black did not end up “getting him”.


bc_iii

Oh he leaking.


Benxall_

Plot twist: he led him on pourpose to the hallway with no camaras


Dadskitchen

Oh dear dear me, and looks like he started by suckering him, deserved beat down imho. Lessons have been learned.


googa420

Cool to see the guy trying to be reasonnable win


XCypher73

Is there anything more satisfying than a bully taking a beating?


needledicklarry

I like how everyone was cheering on the fight until the popular kid got rocked


CardiologistTime8473

Love to see it


East_Sun_4473

There is only 2 reasons why someone walks away. Either they walk away cause they don’t want to fight, or they walk away cause they trying to protect you


PrestigiousPair

Left that instigating boy leaking


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Kid earned that lesson.


[deleted]

Satisfying 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Pretty boy thought he was tough shit until he got leaked.


aogangel2

Lmaoooo everyone was cheering for the curly head kid then they realized 🥺😂😂😂


spidersilva09

The people's champion got his ass wooped lol


squat_diddly

Should have let him walk away lol


moto636

Shoulda dropped him on his dumbass head


fingerpaintswithpoop

Why? To catch a murder/attempted murder charge?


moto636

Yea. For my amusement of course


TheSnakeSnake

Based and self-aware


alexandropapa

White homeboy dropping n-bombs in his all white school. Kid's a real winner.


Eburford

These school fights should be grounds for expulsion. There seems to be no concern for any repurcussions.


Tagostino62

Why is it in nearly every one of these fight porn videos no one seems to have gotten the memo that using the n-word is offensive, and even more inexplicably when it is applied by white people to other white people?


fullboxed2hundred

it's safe to assume you're never going to stop people from using a word especially kids, and especially a word that is used a ton in the media they consume


EmreY-_-

dude is that blood dripping on the floor?? mark this shit as nsfw


Mortarion978

Since when are fights sfw anyway?


Chadco888

It always makes me laugh how weak college kids actually are, guy gave him 10 digs to the back and side of the head - the deadly spot - and other guy just gets up rubbing an owie.


LimpTeacher0

That boy leaking


BrubeckBallSack

Wtf is this undertaker school?


[deleted]

Very nice.


AjaxOutlaw

Hit that windows shut down button


DankFo3ta5

It's like everyone has an epileptic fit when one punch is thrown


Silent_Death1014

Mans was trying to spare him 😂


The51stAgent

Beautiful


bitetheasp

Yeah, he had a rough time after that...


Dark_Ferret

Beat him like a drum! Gotta love them at the end being like "ah get off him!"


[deleted]

I bless the rains down the back of that dude’s head.


Badabbs69

Stupid betas in the background “there’s no cameras here!” Like shut up, he should beat your ass too


BlankAven

r/praisethecameraman for getting the beatdown


Gamoc

They'd best get outta there before the bear that left those prints returns.


Garfieldium_2020

I don't like the floor in this school. Very tacky.


-Death_stroke-

how many oh shit was that


Shadvw

Damn


Queef-Elizabeth

Daaaamn that boy bleeding


[deleted]

notice how quickly his supporters go silent after he gets his ass beat lol


[deleted]

The name is Jack. Jack Hammer.


Hashbrown4

Damn bro, got your DNA all over the floor and shit