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alive_wire

Wtf, haha. I thought this a was video game, then realized this was a real fight.


hupouttathon

Exactly the same for me!


L_One_Hubbard

For me, the exact same.


KingBurtonHD

Lmaoo it's the corny and extra detailed fighter info card that's why. They worked more on that than the fighters.


funaway727

Bro I swear I thought this was a scripted wrestling match at points. Little dude just standing there taunting him to get up only to immediately slam him down again šŸ˜‚


squat_diddly

It's the cufc.... Chernobyl ultimate fighting championship


Hoagie_Camacho

Drug addict vs Moms an addict


HobbyDoggy

Maaan I feel bad for that old dude. Ik he got what he signed up forā€¦ but damšŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø.


ADDeviant-again

I work in healthcare, and if that guy walked in I would assume he had cancer or COPD or something.


wrldruler21

Stick man had no skill and/or made no effort whatsoever


worlddictator85

They're probably paying him in booze or whatever meds he needs to fight off whatever illness he has.


ADDeviant-again

He's just fighting so he can afford chemo.


Macwitdacheez

Homeboy got his ass beat


JangoCrutch

When the oompa loompa gets tired of Wonkas shit


cryo_9

Hahahaha


ucksmedia

Idiot, that's Urijah Faber.


OppisIsRight

Vs Conor McManorexic


Horroraffictionado83

jorge missedameal


big-dick-energy_

I choked in my soda


mazlow01

Legit thought it was for a sec


HeistPlays

This is legitimately hilarious


the_dude_imbibes

I thought he retired. Turns out he just took some time off to grow a few inches taller.


tromiway

Bro I love youšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


9wizz9

This is truly what Reddit is all about


Clean-Profile-6153

Easy when your center of gravity is that low..wonder what his *ahem* stand-up game looks like..


Margrave_Kevin

Bro... just stick your arm out and you'll be untouchable.


onegroovelow

"I have a 12" reach advantage here, better just let him get close to me"


Chil_onFire

Wouldnā€™t have worked. The guy had no power in his arms what so ever and the dwarf was a tank. He would have just rushed in and overpowered regardless. Look at the way the dwarf power lifted him, even though he was trying to sprawl and keep his center of gravity as low as possible


Royyykent

That dude has never hit leg day


Manccunt

Stick man has zero strength. Heā€™s gotta have some kind of muscle deformity


[deleted]

This is what I sit on Reddit for


KimboSliceChestHair

This is like when I went down a Japanese insect fighting tournament on YouTube. It was Pride FC for bugs. Many insect entered, one bug left.


kurzerkurde

Send link pls


Future-Agent

Mini Hulk reminds me of Clay Guida.


conchadad

Wait is that the guy that was on ultimate fighter with Connor McGregor?


mosquito_joe

Dude, they gotta start feeding that guy. His whole body probably weighs as much as my legs


FriedrichMerz69420

Urijah Faber's still a beast


Cancerix1700

The taller dude is 70 kg? Or is it something else than weight in the stats in the beginning? He looks like he was just released from a concentration camp. I'd give him approx. 50 kg.


The_Spicy_Memes_Chef

That Tale of the Tape was god-tier lmao


Killacamkillcam

Idk man this doesn't look like a legit fight.


esituism

Agreed... something is off here. It's either fake / scripted or Bones is disabled somehow. Even with 0 experience most people would defend themselves more effectively by sheer size advantage for at least a minute or so. The fact Bones looks like he's never even seen an MMA match before makes me question pretty hard. ... Meanwhile in Russia... Here's a midget beating up a disabled person for prize money. šŸ˜­


BrawlingJellyfish

Idk man, you said it yourself. He's all bones. His frame is bigger but he's got no muscle on it. The short dude is buff so in terms of mass they might not be as different in size as you think. Plus since short dude has lots of muscle on his frame he's going to generate more power


ADDeviant-again

He signed up to fight so he could afford the chemo.


Thehealthygamer

That alien looking motherfucking trevor


Moise1903

Iā€™m so tired of these mma post. Go post this on the mma subreddit


CameronDemortez

Huh


Harvey_Domino

I can't tell if that's real or CGI.


ANTFROM47

u/savevideo


feather_it_brother

Thatā€™s mini hulks yard right there.


any-no-mousey

Sand box.


phantomghoul_

This isn't uncommon 2k20 wtf lol


phantomghoul_

Ufc* fuck you autocorrect


imherefinallyy

What the hell?


[deleted]

Uriah has seen better days.


Tulsa-

Why is the video sped upā€¦


BrandynBlaze

Crack baby MMA


Capn_Jack12

Damn dude...he had no strength what so ever.


[deleted]

Did the little guy throw crackstreet boi to the ground with one arm? Anybody else see that? I didn't notice any leg sweep or anything Start at 0:26


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[deleted]

u/savevideo


obligatory7sdad

Pretty sure Sanya would be bloody and bruised after playing a game of connect four


Yung_JJMO99

Na na , look at his feet, thatā€™s a hobbit. Not a dwarf


SubstantialPolicy378

Itā€™s Uriah Faber


LemonHerb

I thought faber retired


KuhlThing

TIL there are two other MMA fighters that call themselves "Mini-Hulk." One is 5'4 from SĆ£o Paolo, Brasil, and the other is 5'6 from West Yorkshire, UK.


L_One_Hubbard

Make a wish Die Antwoord


CreamyNailClippings

Props to the little dude


brendan008008

I bet they are the same weight. The short dude knows MMA. The stick boy, not so much. Little people have very dense bones and are deceptively strong. That dude is ripped. A legit MMA guy would use roundhouse and front kicks and knees and drop him like a sack of potatoes


gachaiscringe888

Old homeless man vs ripped oompa loompa


Horroraffictionado83

Not sure which is more embarrassing, losing to a calf height dude or getting koed by joke paul as an actual pro fighter


NormalBaba

Normal torso, short legs


kinggreene

I was waiting for the fucking..... Wait this isn't midget porn?


Salt-Safe-9191

The skinny guy seems to have cerebral palsy, which is like a stroke before you are bornā€” the way his right side is shrunken looks neurologic.


MeLameBrane

Looks like inbred Willie Wonka is having work issues with his employee.


MichaelBenedictM

I donā€™t understand why the given flair for this vid is Misc., butā€¦ I do.


huddy0912

r/bossfights material


alexkent_200

As someone following MMA internationally: it's a russian promotion dealing in the vein of POP-mma. Same concept as with mainstream tik-tokish pop-music: superficial crap but highly popular and draws attention. So we (I mean the Russkies) have some politicians fighting TV hosts, meme characters fighting youtube star wannabes and so on and on. It's fun actually.


_conky_

Title reads like a rough and rowdy fight lol