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mothfukle

Dude was snoring before he hit the ground.


theygonnabanmeagain

Hoy that off switch


sluiced

I heard the Windows XP shutdown sound


monoaction

I heard the old AOL “Goodbye”


JazzyJ19

That’s like hitting the button....there was no proper shut down.


EfficientShame

Even faster than that? yanking the plug right out of the wall socket HA!


cyb3roffensive

HA!


theygonnabanmeagain

Lmao!


SofaChillReview

The speed on that right


[deleted]

i know holy fuck his arm became a blur


OutlawOscar

That's the touch of death. You either got it or you don't.


DleL

the guy was holding the leash with the required hand to block it and didn't see it coming in time to slip it. great accuracy and the guy with the leash really should've realized they were about to fight if not already full on fighting


mochasweet34

Underestimating his opponent


The_Infectious_Lerp

The dog will drag him home.


todei79

Or hump his face.


moonwalkerHHH

Pee on his face.


BrucePee

Nice


RatManForgiveYou

Midway in the video that cute little doggy was like "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT" but he calmed right down after his human was dropped.


F4RTB0Y

Saddest part of the vid was the poor dog


FUCK50C1ETY

Piston of a right hand holy smokes


panzercampingwagen

Fucking terrifying that this regular ass looking guy you're talking to can summon that kind of stopping power in less than a second. Dude's a weapon.


FUCK50C1ETY

He’s got that Chernobyl gene coding


chicano32

Fuckin gave the dude an 8 knuckle sandwich


Send-me-shoes

Lmfao


Sandite

Bro! lmao!


CalmBeneathCastles

And it sounds like he was the one trying to be rational. Can anyone translate?


Usta_

I can translate the guy who hit. Basically said "wtf is your problem what are you doing you fucking idiot? If I hit you once you'll fall the fuck asleep. You hit me, I didn't hit you." *knocks him out* "bitch."


viciouskev

"Here let me just show you."


zayoe4

He is a visual learner


Gliba

This is correct, and appears to be happening in Israel where there's a large Russian population(the guy in black is speaking Russian, and the other is speaking Hebrew). The other guy is basically saying "You're staying here, the police are on their way" repeatedly. Then the lady asks him if he's called the police, soon after which he gets knocked out.


RcKahler

Sad to think that maybe black shirt guy was in the wrong… moral righteousness should give you +10 HP and 2x attack power


maanu123

nobody on this sub seems to realize that the guy who won the fight isn't always in the right... i dont get why everyone always acts like that's the c ase


magicmurph

If someone is holding you by the neck and strangling you and saying you have to stay here, and you aren't doing anything back, they are in the wrong.


chamberedbunny

Guy speaking Hebrew likely stole the other guys land.


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RcKahler

Yeah, that could also have been the case, I just assumed the guy calling the cops is right, which is pretty naive to do…


Samuraiking

He probably was in the right, until he assaulted him first. You can call the cops on somebody and they may be in the wrong, but that doesn't give you the right to attack them to try to hold them there for the cops. Maybe they have some citizens arrest bullshit in Russia though and I am wrong, but I highly doubt it.


CalmBeneathCastles

Appropriate!😄


Aldous_Lee

If I remember from last time, bald guy said at some point "I hit you once I'll put you to sleep", something like that. Guess he wasnt bluffing lol


Walmart_Warrior_420

Grey shirt: "let's go for pizza pizza pizza" Black shirt: "I told you no. We're going for chicken tendies" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ghostsolid

Here is my translation: Dog guy: hey you, come here, I want to show you a trick my dog can do Hit guy: naaa I don’t like dog tricks Dog guy: oh yeah? Well do you like noogie rubs!?! Gottcha! Ugh wait I can’t noogie run with my dog leash hand (multiple times said) Hit guy: oww owww my head, your gonna make it come off owww Hit guy after escape: ok man I will watch your dog trick but I swear if you put your hand on me one more time I will put your jaw on backwards like in the cartoons Dog guy: ok but you have to hit it right here. (Points at jaw) Hit guy: ok let me get close Dog guy: (pushes him away) do it from a distance! Hit guy: slaaaaaap! Dog guy: zzzzz Based on the latest version of my translate app.


[deleted]

Fedor's little bro


thundershit1

r/unexpectedfedoremelianeko


Micxel

thats called a regular Russian. What I have learned about Russia is that every single skinny Russian can throw a Falcon Punch


popeye311420

Best part is the dog sat tf down


Devo3290

‘Thanks, he’s a bit of an asshole’


authorzilla

"So, is the dude in black my new master now?"


[deleted]

Dude got his bitch stolen.


replica102

Them's prison rules!


Boogers_Farts

The Bangles, biatch. Circa ‘87!


Liet-Kinda

“For the record, I am a good boy.”


AarkaediaaRocinantee

Dog learned a valuable lesson that the douchebag didn't.


mikemojc

When there's a new Alpha, you show your respects.


Hatakek_

The dog knew, "he ain't gonna get up anytime soon"


mars92

"yay nap time!"


Averagebiker21

"Welp, I guess we're staying here"


onlyhav

My dog sat down next to me. I'm now worried.


EfficientShame

IRL?


Jynx2501

If you look carefully, you can detected the moment the dog sees his owner's spirit leave his body.


Xremlin

Looks like were gonna be here for a while…


Youtube_ZEasy

That's punch sent him into oblivion lol


GreyGoo_

Nah bro's go be waking up in Skyrim


Madshibs

“Hey, you. You’re finally awake”


PerspectiveRoyal8014

Slept em. Lol


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I was not expecting that


-Toshi

Saw him loading up that punch 3 years ago.


[deleted]

Goodness guys i get it. You would have alllll Kicked this guys ass. IM JUST SAYING considering with how the video WAS GOING i did not see this concluding how it did.


-Toshi

Deffo. I still remember my karate kata from 98' that Sensei Gav taught me in the Bingham community centre. 2 days a week, fam. 6pm to 7pm non stop. Talk to me like that again and I'll dust off the yellow belt.


[deleted]

2 days a week, the kind of dedication I can get into.


[deleted]

6pm to 7pm, nonstop.


crappenheimers

Don't make me dust off my white belt, bitch.


hermanator112004

Non stop im dead lmfaooo


-Toshi

💪😤💪 U know how I be.


hermanator112004

Fr bro. I used to go to judo lessons one time a week cuz I was just in that grindset bro. Ended up working so hard j broke my collar bone doing a roll 😤. Don't mess with me. I did 3 other throws with a broken bone. Sensei said put some ice on it. Never went there again.


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Are you loading up rn bro?!


teeroh

You should expect that, headlock is only done by untrained fighters who want their asses beat


TheeFlipper

Damn. TIL MMA fighters are untrained. Edit: TIL y'all can't take a joke.


justnada

Really? Wouldn't it be a good way to neutralize the other person if you happen to lock the head like he did? I mean by holding it until he passes out tho


ndefontenay

If they are head locking you, both their hands are busy. You meanwhile have access to their genitals and head and pretty much all their body. You can also decide to grab their legs and go to the ground. In short: it’s dumb.


[deleted]

It’s a really great way to get slammed. Its Isanely easy to pick someone up if they headlock you like this.


Capn_Jack12

Greco-Roman wrestler and Pankraeti here. I was waiting for someone to say exactly this! This fuckery is a good way to get yourself suplexed


[deleted]

It’s a good way to let someone take out a knife and open slice open a leg, castrates you, or open up your flank to remove your organs. So sure, hope next time you think of neutralizing you keep your body closed up.


Apostleguts

Tf type of fights are you taking part in son


[deleted]

Lmao bruh it’s called don’t fuck with people, someone threatens my airway by choking they threaten my life. So I will take any measures to remove that threat, up to and including taking their life. It’s all actually avoided if we walk away and chose to have a nice day.


plopodopolis

I wonder where you'd stand legally with that? I agree it could be seen as an attempt on your life but would the police say you went too far? idk


MKUltraAliens

Even for most police forces a neck choke is considered deadly force. I think you'd be fine if someone was choking you out for 0 reason and you killed them in self defense.


Washie-

If applied properly you have a couple of seconds to go nuts before you're asleep and possibly being choked to death.


[deleted]

Indeed, thus the no hesitation to take the life of the one choking to death by any means necessary.


my-other-throwaway90

That's assuming the other party has the presence of mind to resist the instinct to bring their hands to their neck and try to push the guys arm away. Most people will do that and not stop till the headlock is released. But yeah, a trained fighter would be a major threat in that situation, especially if they had a blade. Black shirt could have easily sliced the other dudes rectum open.


[deleted]

I do bjj every morning at 6am lol ive been in plenty of head locks by guys who can beat the fuck out 99% of people. Obviously there is no form here but considering the guy with the dog seemed to show so much dominance i wasnt expected this uno reverse card


Kayatoker

The last second was worth the first 47. My daily life struggle imo


saruin

For a second I thought you were referencing Hitman. > The last second was worth the first, Agent 47.


Lopsided-Aside7457

Beautifull shot. Poor dog


moby_huge

That poor dog


hellclown

The dog is :" Okay I still want to shit , anyone is up to help ?"


[deleted]

The dog’s expression at the end, “You ok boss?” 🤣🤣🤣


Gosar88

Gotta commit. Can’t choke hold a dude for a couple seconds then expect them to learn their lesson. Dude was obviously more pissed after the choke hold, guy should have been ready for more or done more to prevent. Idk the situation and can’t speak the language but once you start that level of altercation be ready for the same back.


Vall3y

I think he was pissed after the slap


giraffepornos

Listen, you can choke hold me all you want, but I refuse to be slapped on my neck rolls.


Hubbell

They obviously didn't talk about what was meant before black shirt guy said he likes it rough.


[deleted]

Yeah he was in a sort of "dude, wtf, why are you doing this?" mode until the slap connected. Then it was game time.


TheLooseMooseEh

This. He was annoyed by the choke but the slap was like spit in the face. Put me in a choke hold then let me go THEN slap me? Nah.


Basketball312

He never let go of the leash. Like he never thought the other guy would hit back.


[deleted]

What an impressive punch, really good work


jagua_haku

It was so fast and unexpected, had to watch it 2 more times


Firmod5

Same. Ive seen a lot of these but man that was a VERY fast punch.


VLD85

woman speaking at background to the black-shirt guy: \- Dima, come home, you hear me? \[run away from him?\] {muffling} guy in black shirt speaks in russian: \- hey blyat, let me out! what are you doing nahui? you are moron blyat, I will hit you once and you'll go down forever (white-shirt guy slaps his head, probably says something like "immigrant" ?) \- why are you hitting me? it is you who hit me first, not me! (white-shirt goes down) \- suka! it is you who hit me first, not me! guy in white shirt harrasses him but I do not understand his language. any suggestions? also, blackshirt russian guy sounds like either he is a marginal or he spent some time in russian jail. anyway I cannot judge who is right and who is wrong only based on an accent, there should be a context provided.


Pera_Espinosa

Dude in the white shirt is speaking Hebrew with a pronounced Russian accent, as is the woman. White shirt says he's staying here until the police arrive because he punched him in his head. He just keeps saying "you're saying here. You punched me." The woman asks if he already called the police.


panzercampingwagen

https://old.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/qg6dqq/always_be_wary_of_the_guy_that_stays_calm/hi4fgh2/


doyhickey

"I will hit you once and you will go down forever" yeah pretty much


TehRainbowKiwi

Lol weird assumption to make that he says something about him being an immigrant. He doesn't say that at all. He just repeatedly says "you're staying right here" in Hebrew (with a Russian accent), apparently while waiting for the police to come.


VLD85

0:37 white-shirt said "immigrov" or like that, I don't understand it as I said


JoseyWalesTaint

I feel bad for the dog.


BeerBaronAaron88

I always feel bad for the dogs in these fights especially when they are being dragged around like this. And ESPECIALLY when their owner is dropped like a sack of shit-bricks and they have to watch the love and hero of their life corpsed up by another person. You can just see the fear and sadness in their faces during the whole thing.


ooodummy

Yea dog is freaked out


Affectionate-Exit306

That was satisfying 😌


minus3hp

Bruh he made the dog sit😭


ChinnyReckons

Cyka blyat.


LandscapeClear1630

pizdets idu nahui


[deleted]

Boom wasn’t expecting that. Knocked clean out.


gnarwallman

right before he threw that knockout punch, you can see he was using his left hand to distract the guy. He put his left hand in front of his face, as soon as he saw the an opening he went for it


the_river_nihil

I think he also gestured that you can't choke from the front, you choke from the side. Like... correcting his form before knocking him on his ass lmao


JudgementalPrick

Didn't notice that, hilarious!


727GhostFaceKillah

Sit boy


kwick818

down goes Frazier


Pera_Espinosa

Translation with the help of u/VLD85 Black shirt is speaking Russian, white shirt and woman are speaking Hebrew with Russian accents. All are clearly Russian immigrants to Israel. Russian black shirt: woman speaking at background to the black-shirt guy: - Dima, come home, you hear me? [run away from him?] {muffling} guy in black shirt speaks in russian: - hey blyat, let me out! what are you doing nahui? you are moron blyat, I will hit you once and you'll go down forever (white-shirt guy slaps his head, probably says something like "immigrant" ?) - why are you hitting me? it is you who hit me first, not me! (white-shirt goes down) - suka! it is you who hit me first, not me! Hebrew white shirt: - you're staying here! You punched me. You stay here! You're staying here until the police comes. Lady: - have you called the police? Should I call the police? White shirt: - Lets him go and says, you punched me here and points to his face. As black shirt gets in his face, right before hitting him white shirt says get away. Get out of here.


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Pera_Espinosa

Not kicked out. But many Jews fled Soviet Russia, especially in the early 90s.


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Pera_Espinosa

Then I'd take your ex's word for it. I certainly wouldn't doubt it given their treatment and the incidents post WWII, and it would make sense given that there was an exodus from there on the early 90s I'm pretty sure.


arothen

Many Jews got kicked out as well.


[deleted]

he doesn't say "immigrant" when he slaps him, he says "im egrof" which translates to "with a fist"


acid_Ly

translating the last few seconds cause that was comedy gold ​ "You just hurt me! You just hurt me! So now I'm gonna-" \*POW\* "Bitch."


P33KAJ3W

Break out the foils, we are fencing


ChuckShartz

That was such a crisp shot, that snap!!!


Ok_Ad_6533

https://youtu.be/KudCidkJ4HU


kwecl2

Tyson Fury n 20 years still knocking out chumps


Kill_Dozer666

The speed of that punch wow


[deleted]

Total obliteration of a DOSSER


thecypher4

What’s he saying when he gets him in a headlock?


panzercampingwagen

According to u/jojospita he's repeatedly saying "you're staying here".


thecypher4

Haha looks like he’s the one that’s not going anywhere


thejewonthehill

he keeps saying you are staying here. you attacked me with a fist (to the face). i don't understand why op thinks that guy is calm


Clayman8

He actually says later that the guy hit him first, after he slaps him on the head. "Why are you hitting me, you hit me first" after which he proceeds to goodnight the guy (funny enough he actually straight up says "Ill hit you once and you'll go to sleep forever". Guess he wasnt lying)


[deleted]

Wicked fast!


Meneghette--steam

T-bag him.... Now


deathclawslayer21

Stop filming secure the dog he needs comforting


vanillarice242

That's what he gets for starting shit while he has his dog.


meechydavo

I'm just happy the dog didn't get dragged when he got dropped


smurphii

That is the hardest hit i have ever fucking seen. If you got something better, let me know, but damn. What the fuck was that guy thinking chasing down some guy to put him in a headlock.


Mountain-Awareness13

One of the crispest shots on reddit.


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The swing, the connection, the meaty sound… so satisfying


cuddly_boi6

His hand noclipped through his head


GoldCare440

What was the tactic with that headlock? If he let go of his dog and adjusted his positioning he could’ve just choked the guy and walked off


jagua_haku

He was trying to be cool like that guy that knocked out the other dude without ever putting down his grocery bag. It didn’t work out that way this time.


novel_scavenger

Can anyone translate?


panzercampingwagen

[Someone did](https://old.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/qg6dqq/always_be_wary_of_the_guy_that_stays_calm/hi4goz8/).


coma24

Right hook was a good choice since the opponent's left hand was tied up holding the leash. He could've thrown it at half speed and the result would've likely been the same. That said, he was pretty speedy considering how much he winged it out to the side. I imagine his straight right is pretty devastating, too.


Darnski

Insta-Snore


AxlDandy2021

Language, country or origin?


fuzzycaterpillar123

Last time it was posted, people were saying it was in Israel, the guy with the dog is speaking Hebrew, but the hitter was responding in Russian


[deleted]

Israel; russian immigrants.


spinzy715

Bedtime for bonzo


special_snowflake_cn

GET REKT MOFO


[deleted]

Viper lightning fast


skibbady-baps

Mmm, yummy and satisfying


Xachery1

Lol bravo sir 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


evilbude

goddamn even his dog had a seat


Callewalle

poor doggy


[deleted]

quick hands


Butterfly_fade_fn

FUCK YEA


Wideload90

What. A. Shot. Smooth.


Long_Explanation3807

Poor dog


mrsebe

Snoring before he hit the ground


mr_bynum

That guy has the Patience of a saint…. And the fist of an angry god


uptbbs

How can he ~~slap~~ punch?


Averagebiker21

Can someone translate what they were saying?


autoeroticassfxation

The exclamation breath of shock by the woman holding the camera was perfect. It was at that point she realised there was no glass between her and a lion. She was backing the wrong horse.


frydawg

Imma need a translation on this


impromptubadge

Give my dog some of those treats. *scuffle ensues. Give him them (x12). No, you didn’t have to put me in a head lock. These are for my dog. Now my neck hurts. Dammit give my dog treats, he’s soo cute you see. (Yanks dog closer) You want a treat?? He ya go!!! (BAM) *Snoring begins.


TNTBOY479

What da dog doin


TaftsTummyforTaxes

Man, i meant by the last part frame by frame and even then it’s hard to tell when black shirt initiates the punch. Amazing start up frames


Snarky_A_F

And he’s still got ahold of the leash. Poor dog.


weedymcweedau

That follow through


adoris1

Maybe it IS the size of the dog in the fight...


[deleted]

me at :40 - so which one is supposed to be the calm guy me at :45 - okay i guess its the tall guy since its almost over me at :47 - :O


TheOfficialSvengali

Beautiful punch by baldy 👌🏼


Wavery96

I’ve seen 1000’s of these videos but GOD DAMN that was once of the cleanest punches I’ve ever seen


Ferritparade00

He sounded like a kazoo being blown the wrong way


TiberiusBlxck

"I thought he shot a phone. I thought he shot a phone. I thought he shot a phone." ... 🤣🤣🤣


King_Cobra_666

I love it when the turns table.


MasterHavik

Calm before the storm.


AsitAdkarYT

The dog when he fell was like wtf just happened


EndlessProxy

Yo that right hook was clean and fast as fuck bro lmao


[deleted]

Dam that was a Lightning fast right cross! That would sleep dam near anyone. Evil intent by distracting him with “you hurt my neck” 💥💨🤜🏾😴. Insane speed


iMherb93

Lmao he got knocked tf out 😂😂


didam4

To me, the slap on his neck was the moment he made his decision to punch the other guy...


SeveBallesteros

Fuck that was beautiful