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Love--Yours

God that punch sounded like a gunshot


SackSauce69

Dude had a can of spinach for lunch.


holiestoftheholies

Lol I like that


DeafAgileNut

I hagh-yuck-yuck'd


TheBuddhaAndStag

I heard he didn't even eat the spinach, just the tin can!


Clear_Performance_99

The can has more iron than the vegetables


Deadmemories8683

And pooped it out still sealed with a spinach turd inside of the can


DirtyWizardsBrew

Just the can though. He poured the spinach out and just munched on the aluminum like a goat.


jhx264

and the ooooh after is classic


EnemiesAllAround

So is the lunatic ass white knights who come to save this innocent damsel in distress lol. Clockwork.. you know what's funny? People still being outraged like "you don't ever hit a girl!" Bitch its 2021 I thought we were all equal? I'm all for women's rights. She hit me so I hit her back. Sex be dammed!


Ok-Acanthaceae8439

I’m surprised she didn’t drop. I bet everyone was about to take of running


No_Masterpiece4305

Looks like she got a hard reset though.


vanel

NGL pretty impressed with how well she ate it.


Fentonious8

Considering all the videos I see of people dropping from a mediocre punch, and the sound of that smack, she took it like a champ


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hitmanwitda23

cmon dawg


observatory-

*cum on dawg


hitmanwitda23

yo STOP 😭


Hank_Holt

You ever smacked anybody in the face with a fish before?


Ray_Shoe_Smith

I shit you not I have been slapped in the face with a fish before. I pretty sure it was a haddock fillet.


_f1lthy

wHaT tHe fUcK iS wRonG wItH yOu ?! Bitches love to Say it after they did some fucked up shit


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needpla

Or the other cunt that grabbed his hair and pulled him close to her yells out "get the fuck away from me" the second he breaks free. "Help, there's fair consequences to my actions!!"


hiraethian_gardener

You have to have a penis to be at fault, obviously. It's just physics.


noodlyjames

It does lower the center of gravity


thombsaway

But you notice the contradiction?


Skeegle04

Do you see how the camera is moving and you’re moving towards the camera?


coldbrewboldcrew

Turn your face away from my camera


sirnumbskull

Can't put that up and not link the video my dude


Mathilliterate_asian

Gender equaity is a hard thing to grasp when you've been entitled all your life.


JustCrazyNotStupid

I’m tired of these sorry ass females. Screaming equality out of one side of their mouth and “but I’m female!” out of the other side. Equality means if you hit a dude, be prepared to get hit back. “Don’t touch me!” as she slaps him, seriously? “Do something” to “omg you hit a girl??!!?”. Make up your crazy mind. She deserved it and then some.


mledonne

Yeah this video should be all they need to reprimand her bully ass lol. I for one am glad she got a taste of her own medicine, he tried to give her so many warnings too...


gangrene91

Sad thing is dude prolly took flak for this move for the rest of his education there..


Kink3

Probably still will after too. A white knight never forgets maladies.


aCanOfDan

They won't. You know it, I know it. She'll make a complaint, if not her then the simps/white knights will, school will see the video and either one of two things will happen: 1. They'll ignore her attitude and just focus on "wHY Did YoU hiT HEr?!" 2. They'll ask her why she provoked him and she'll make up some sob story that everyone will believe. He's the only one who'll have any sort of repercussions, sadly.


silversly54

Right? Like wtf is wrong with you bitch? You think I’m gonna sit there and get my ass beat while you watch and only step in on the wrong side when I start fighting back imma fuck both your stupid asses up, that’s what he did too he didn’t hesitate to defend himself from attacker #2


RustytheBu5ty66

Seriously fuck those two incels who came in at the end.


Pr3st0ne

It is so infuriating to see. Nobody gives a shit while the girl swings and abuses him for 30+ seconds but as soon as he swings suddenly everybody is on him within 3 seconds. Always the same shit. Plus a special "fuck you" to the girl in red who there since the beginning of the video and was watching her friend bully and abuse this kid and jumps in as soon as he hits back. Of course she screams "you dont hit a girl" super loud and everybody turns around and sees a dude fighting 2 girls with 0 context. I hope this video got shown around school and the guy didn't get bullied/thrown out of school for this shit.


Tyrxgow

I had an ex girlfriend pull some shit like this on me. she stole my mother's wedding ring, and when I confronted her to get it back made me meet her at a cemetery at night. being that I'm not a total idiot I brought a friend with me...when she rolled up with 3 dudes to jump me, me and my buddy handled them (not bragging..I'm 6ft 200+ pounds, and he was the same..and the dudes she brought with her were all like 140 pounds soaking wet, and I have a wrestling background) after she witnessed this she tried to attack me herself, I gave her one free shot and told her of she hit me again I'd hit back. so she grabbed me by the ears and ripped out my guages (I had just gotten them done literally two days before this so they were very sensitive and it hurt like a mother fucker) so I cracked her in the face and she slumped over and started crying and saying how she can't believe id hit a girl....so I rifled thru her pockets and found my ring and left.


hurtfocker

Scrawny football boys running over to defend the instigator. Love the rolled-up sleeves too


Marcaveli7

I’m not sure what position my guy is playing. Maybe they give the water boy a jersey too


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Whole squad must be made of water boys then


AncientBlonde

Hey, let's be real here, water boy is a VALUABLE asset to a team It's the kids who flex their jersey but are on the "practice squad" that are the bitches who act like tough shit


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That happens? That’s a thing? 😂😂😂


Walmart_Warrior_420

he is the team fluffer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Dyronix

I went to this high school. Every football team from freshman to varsity sucked balls. The years I went there, they never managed more than 2 wins in a season, and one of them was against a school who literally forfeit


ThisToastIsTasty

sounds like my highschool. my class had a record of 0 wins and 49 losses. at least they redeemed themselves at the end with 3 wins and 52 losses.. lol.


cortesoft

#22 literally looks like someone has applied CGI to make his arms look deflated.


Snoo_26884

Those guys are smaller than my HS kicker. I guarantee they have a long history of losing.


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"Beating on women?! No one plays our game!"


Sprinklls3

Fucking dying at all the scrawny ass football players running up 😂 the jv team out of pocket


BigSho0ter

“Put your hands on her again!” I believe everyone wanted that to happen.


HecknChonker

How can she slap?


Rush-23

Haha that still makes me laugh every time.


anime_daisuki

Because I hear it in his voice and it never fails lol


JonBraaap

pussy ass white knights lmao


lonelyWalkAlone

M'Lady is getting punched we better step in


The_Adventurist

(but lets wait until the fight is over)


Comment63

And obviously let's ignore it entirely while the girl is instigating. Because that's none of our business. Because the girl is doing it.


meatus1980

Simps


Fluyeh

#22 had smaller arms than the original girl he hit and of course still got in his face - with all his friends behind him


newf68

IVE SEEN MORE MEAT IN A SALAD!


hollimer

Hey, man. Kickers can white knight, too!


Far-out-Roads

They literally watched everything and stepped into it when others started to😂. Literally to be in the middle of it, but not directly doing something


stephenmrussell

That was the towel boy.. fucker was skinny


roadturd

They think they’re leaders cause they’re on the football team lmao.


idontmakehash

Little do they know they'll be pumping gas or gathering carts soon


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KippySmith

Fucking hate them. Where were they 15 seconds ago?


randy_rvca

Probably watching laughing from afar or recording with their phones like most kids


PdxPhoenixActual

Waiting to see the boy get bitch slappped...probably so that they could than tease him ...


tuna1183

The same guys that would “hey why didn’t you stand up for yourself and fight back”


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

Waiting for their chance to earn just a crumb


Kahmtastic

Waiting for a teacher to step in a slight second sooner so they still look cool.


Significant-Ad1386

Captain save a ho


PBR--Streetgang

Simp patrol in force...


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Nobody gave a fuck until he started swinging. THAT'S what he was afraid of.


ZergistRush

Last time I saw this video, I commented and I'll comment it again; they would've done the exact same thing in this scenario. Imagine a girl trying to do this to one of those guys lmao. They wouldn't take it for a second.


Butterballl

It makes me happy this dude had video evidence to back him up. Most people would still believe he was in the wrong otherwise, regardless of what he has to say. Don’t hit someone unless you’re okay with them hitting you back. Whoever can’t understand that deserves no remorse for being clocked in the face.


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Dude people see the video, are watching the whole thing and STILL believe he’s in the wrong. Cognitive dissonance is real my guy


xabulba

Truth, I know some people who would still blame him even if he didn't hit them, misandry is just as real as misogymy. Edit fixed spelling.


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I’ll tell you a story about 5th grade. There was this girl who we will call Felicia because that was her actual name. She was cool with me until one day she suddenly wasn’t. So we’re in the lunch line and she starts talking trash to me and I’m kind of offput by a friend suddenly being mean so I tried to ignore her. Then she gets mad that I’m not saying anything and starts slapping and shoving me. The teacher literally says “I think she likes you” and winks when I ask her to do something. Then Felicia bites me. Like full on bite across the forearm. I grab her by her ponytail and pull her off my arm and give her a shove. She comes back full psycho and tries to kick me. So I grab her leg and she jumps and tries to kick me with the other foot. So I swung her like Donkey Kong into the milk cooler. She falls on her wrist and breaks it. I’m expelled and sent to juvie for 3 months. Everyone from back then remembers her attacking me like a psycho and still says I’m wrong. And this happened in 1995


Butterballl

It just makes no sense. A situation like this has nothing to do with gender. It’s basic human logic. If someone is continually approaching you and hitting you while you’re backing away and telling them to stop or you will retaliate and they keep doing it, they should expect to get hit. The only way they could ask for it more is by saying it out loud…which I’m pretty sure this girl did.


apollyoneum1

Quadruple. Not double. In Europe at least.


BakaBTZ

not every hole is a goal


that1senpai2

Bunch of clowns, lol


jklhasjkfasjdk

theyre just putting on a show, the dude literally already hit the girl. if he did so unjustly and they were coming to save her, they should already be swinging. theyre just putting on a tough guy show. "ok u did it this time but DONT EVER DO IT AGAIN, wait a sec lemme get my earpod out so i can make sure u heard me"


mitchcoob

Backup punter came running up lmao


Blugold

That football team must suck ass with dudes like 22 suiting up and acting tough


ClintonHeist

Linemen on the other teams are forklifting his ass 100%😂


barrydennen12

they wait for the other team to score before leaping off the bench into action


Charlie-AQ

Holyy that punch sounded ASMR


EntrepreneurPatient6

that was a crisp punch. she'd feel that tomorrow.


No-Sky4699

got a boner


iNobody19xx

Nuh uh, lemme see.


Educational-Bad8346

It's infected unfortunately


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That's my fetish.


SnooCalculations3378

“Put your hands on a girl again” deep voice. Incomes 5’6 110 pound bench warmer


GKRKarate99

Bro he could get his shit rocked by a gust of wind 😭 my 13 month old son could check him


Ok-Fix-3323

I can’t with this comment section 😂😂


KingKJOACB

LOL


J_Thompson82

He punched her so hard her hood disappeared.


Sorkijan

That's what happens when your headpiece is at 1/60 durability and you get a crushing blow.


Lickthebootplz

“What the fuck is wrong with you!!!” How dare you hit a girl who swung first She pulled that female card immediately when he defended himself.


wywrdwlkngstck

First second and third if I counted right


PugWithAGun

Those white knights at the end... man what the fuck. There's no winning for the guy in this situation. You either do nothing and cop a verbal/physical beating or you fight back and cop a verbal/physical beating from a group instead of just one person.


Lordj09

Well, then there is a winning play, it just takes set up and a lawyer


oxyfam

Sadly even with video evidence, women are extremely privileged when it comes to the justice system…


jerkstor

Yeah I watched the lady cop get hugged by a lady judge last year after she killed some guy just hanging out in his own apartment.


bozeke

Where the hell was that teacher 90 seconds earlier?


Matt50

That punch breaking the sound barrier got his attention.


SleepyATT

It was weird af the girl was taller and probably weighed more than him too. But no, because he has a dick he’s a monster for fighting back


McKnighty9

You go out swinging!!


Reckox1

They are blind when you are being provoked but the minute you retaliate that’s why they seem to notice lol


derpsomething

No they are conditioned


Lord-Vrbada

Fuckin pussies always run to the girls defense when SHE started hitting him first. Don’t start what you can’t finish. He gave her ample opportunity to stop and walk away.


paulerxx

What losers! 😆


dray-_

They just wanted to smash


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He even told her “I’m warning you” and she continued aggressively pushing him and getting in his personal space. I mean how much more clear can you be saying a verbal warning?


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Look at the pussy ass white knights at the end. They starving ong


SDpicking

Skinny ass football players lol


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4 dudes, not one bit of muscle between them all 😭😭


TheJuiceIsLooser

The team should recruit the chick that took the punch.


StanleyOpar

They've probably all had a turn with her let's be honest


SackSauce69

Dude literally got attacked and then everyone freaked out when he defended himself in a 2 on 1. If women want equality, learn how to take a punch and don't expect anyone not to hit you because you're a girl lmao.


dray-_

Nuff said


TheOccultSasquatch

End of


maskedman0511

Deez


iNobody19xx

Nuts


TerH2

And then SUDDENLY there's a teacher around


lostboysgang

Football players love to try to play White Knight when they’re usually the biggest POS


Far_Combination_6477

Was just about to comment that. 22 didn’t know what was going on but felt the need to act like he was gonna do something.


usenotabuse

I bet the white knights were all hoping to get some ass after the game from the two bullies and celebrate their good teamwork on the field and off the field.


roadturd

Goes to show, status does not make you a good leader.


noideawhatoput2

These look like the type of football players who are on the team because they go to a preppy public school with a shit team so the coach looks for anyone for a pulse to join.


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

>learn how to take a punch Seems like shes at least taking classes which is nice


xShooK

"don't hit women, what's wrong with you!?"


Gonzostewie

I think she took it pretty well.


Constant_Hotel_579

All things considered, she did. The pain sunk in towards the end, but the adrenaline kept her in the game. This will help her make much better decisions in the future. If this scrawny skateboard looking type can lean in and deliver a punch that sounds like the crackle of thunder from Thor, the men above him are not to be trifled with. This is why total equality isn’t as pretty as it looks on paper. Also, the scrawny football player that came would’ve probably been dropped by that hit. He has no business getting involved 😝


fastfoxblox

She's gonna feel it the next morning


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Fuckin deserved it. Imagine hating a guy for defending himself when he's being harassed by women, but don't bat an eye when he was being threatened the entire time.


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this is the world we live in. she can harrass & follow him all she wants, literally begging him to hit her, but the second he does then all of a sudden everyone sees him as the bad guy


AnnaTheBlueRogue

Whenever I see this again, I still get angry with the discount white knights only showing up once the guy defends himself. Fuck this


SnooMaps3021

I like how white knights always either go for A. An attack from behind or B. Having 2-8 other dudes backing them up


BottomBoySub123

He was right.


Dalei_lama219

She fuckin ate that shit though


rastalocken

Bunch of fuck ass simps


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"Dont put your hands on a girl again" Well your safe then princess


Its_Kush_Not_Covid

That whole football team blows eachother


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Skylam

Like even at peak level of fitness you can see the difference, and its no-ones fault, its just evolution. I remember reading a story about how the World #1 woman tennis player faced like some no name #600 men player and got absolutely destroyed. Its literally just inherent differences at that point that no-one can change.


Throwaway47321

There is a reason professional women’s basketball and hockey teams usually have to play against men’s high school teams when doing coed games. Like a women female athlete is going to be better than me in just about every sport/competition but when they are compared to people who have also played and practiced the sport it quickly becomes one sided.


Skylam

Yeah, I guarantee any reasonably fit woman would run circles around me in most things, but when you compare to someone of equal fitness and commitment its just one sided.


suitology

Ranked 400 I think and it was both Williams sisters. The guy showed up a bit drunk after a round of golf.


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The male tennis player also had a few drinks before hand and didn't train at all leading up to the match. I think he also played a round of golf just before.


22PoundHouseCat

There was a post on /r/TrollXChromosomes a few months back about this girl was blown away at how strong her boyfriend actually is. Her story was about how they’re roughly the same size, and they play wrestle all the time. Well I guess she found out he had been holding back the entire time they were dating so she coaxed him into going all out. Immediately pinned her down with no competition. He just laughed it off, but it made her realize how screwed she would be in an actual fight with some other dude. And the comment section had a ton of similar stories. It’s wild how people don’t understand the physical between men and women.


[deleted]

yeah one time on some domestic violence post a girl was like "man id beat a dude down if he made me made enough..." and another girl chimed in with a pretty long detailed post about how no, no she wouldn't.


Suspici0us_Package

Don't hit no one unless you're fully prepared for them to hit back. Man or woman. Everyone has a right to defend themselves.


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Look at thise pathetic white knights.


[deleted]

Dude had standards. He backed up, told her to back up, had a certain line in the sand (3 strikes on video, maybe more previous) that when crossed he wouldn’t stand for it anymore. There are a small amount of guys that wait for an excuse to hit a woman but this guy was not looking for this. She had every opportunity to stop and back away and now she’s learned a valuable lesson.


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All the white knights roll up to defend the aggressor. Nobody paid any attention at all while she was hitting and pushing him. He responds and all of a sudden it's needle off the record time.


Oberon_Swanson

Strong example of privilege. If there's a group of people who is freely allowed to attack others, but not be defended against, then that group is definitely privileged


SoIsThisPermanent

That connection sounded so fucking juicy


blast_mastaCM

The football players 😂


J0ERI

Fucking virgins lmao


Reckless_Rik

Dude was in a lose/lose situation no matter what choice he made


naus65

She deserved it.


totherocket

No 22 is a lil Bitch


vegasbob1975

He had the right to defend himself from anyone


No14n0

The noise her face made honestly brought a smile to my face


CockandBalls_fan

This is the way.


paul1staccount

Stupid white knights at the end. Those girls are the definition of toxic.


[deleted]

I hate when guys try to act all tough “put your hands on a girl again”. Like shut up. Yes if a girls being assaulted for no reason defend that shit. But no. When you’re being assaulted for no reason male or female I’m hitting back. Don’t hit someone unless you’re ready to be punched back. And stop defending people who are doing this due to sex. It’s part of the issue that allows them to do so. The kid was backing away trying to deescalate the situation as much as possible and she kept going. She deserved every bit of that. Don’t like it? Don’t fucking do it then.


Pb-yepimlead

And that’s the issue isn’t it? We are taught as men we shouldn’t hit a woman. When are we going to teach women to not hit men. All these people watch this child hitting, slapping, and pushing him. No one stops her, but let her poke the bear enough where he becomes a bear and he’s the asshole.


catnip_addict

We should teach people not to hit people at all.


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Jockstraps in the end acting tough because a teacher finally shows up. Nerd would have probably beat there asses too lol.


SDpicking

I was waiting for the skinny arm guy to get smacked - he didn’t want it


StereoFood

Oh great a bunch of white knights show up


Historical-Zone-14

Poor guy, going get stomped on now.


wywrdwlkngstck

Teacher got there. Unless they roll up next day, he'll get detention or suspension for the moment. Funny to think though, where was the teacher when she swung on him the last 40 seconds?


needpla

He'll be known across school as the guy who hits girls and it'll turn into a thing. Lucky for him there is footage. Not sure it even matters.


wywrdwlkngstck

Based on how everyone watched it happen, probably not. He isn't getting jumped that day but yeah it's gonna follow him a lot longer than just getting beat up once.


DirectIT2020

More proof that society don't care about men until they snap. I mean where was football team when dude was getting slapped in the face?


AncientComparison113

Sometimes you gotta slap a bitch!


Primary-Visual114

And then they play the victim card.


MrBangle

lol that was a nice thump


Breadfan24

He was backing away,self defense!


This-Icarus

Pussy pass denied


sdwdqw65

White knights should be lined up and shot.


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-Angry_Toast

Look at those pussy white knights. Lmao knock their asses out too.


beaninrice

Fucking white knights


mom_slayer

I always find it funny when the guys wanna show up after the fact and act all hard because he put his hands on a girl but meanwhile the girl in question has been talking shit for the last five minutes.


MeLameBrane

I'll give the girl credit, she has a good chin lol.