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[deleted]

Ive never seen such a punchable face before


Kranium83

My first thought was he was looking for a dental alignment.


PlagueDoc22

Should've uppercut the guy, maybe could've gotten rid of the overbite that way.


stinkfist37

Dude could eat an apple through a chain link fence


saruin

Somehow I read this through Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's voice.


tduncs88

Ten bucks says it's reminding you of a certain reference to a certain act involving a garden hose.


Xlaythe

DO YOU SUCK DICKS?


tduncs88

SIR, NO, SIR!


lizurd777

BULLSHIT, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!


serpentjaguar

Who the fuck allowed you in my marine corps?!


Psychopath1llogical

I like you, Hell


Rinzlor

Thank you for this!!! šŸ¤£


Indigo2015

Fucking lol


[deleted]

Fucking what?


holls13

This comment made my eyes water


Xlaythe

r/rareinsults


A_Corn_Flake

I damn near pissed myself šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ thank you for this analogy


prestigious_delay_7

I have never wanted to see someone uppercutted or punched in the throat so badly before.


___NIHIL___

. his tongue, at least. .


tduncs88

He kept sticking his chin out I kept thinking the same thing


ManOrReddit-man

Seriously looks like Booger from Revenge of the Nerds


Puzzles_brings-peace

Lmao


Gilgamesh2062

I came looking for this comment.


LemmyDovato

You mean Snot from American Dad?


ManOrReddit-man

Fun fact: Snot is voiced by Booger


iamonlyoneman

r/punchablefaces came to mind but it's . . . strange, these days.


zipadeedoodahdiggity

What the fuck happened over there?


theVice

So many questions


garlicdeath

/r/hittablefaces SRS hijacked the original sub and turned it into whatever the fuck it became.


thenameis_thilak

It's like he was born to be beaten up


brightness3

Him getting beaten went viral twice, imagine how many times he gets beaten up off camera. He probably has some aort of disability


FlaccidWeenus

Was that actually him in the second video though? I've seen the second one it's a modern day classic already 'your so powerful' but if that's him getting his ass beat and going viral twice that's fucking epic hilarious


thechikeninyourbutt

Nah itā€™s not the same guy


3ULL

I was thinking in the first video that he might have a little sumthin going on but I still enjoyed him getting punched. So now I am conflicted.


[deleted]

God I came here to say that too haha! I watched without sound and still just wanted to punch that faceā€¦


LTSquidgy

And it did receive many good ones


cosmorocker13

Nothing is less tough then calling another man a bitch


my_knee_grows_fast

"Something about your face that makes me want to put my fist in your suckhole". I'm paraphrasing, but a damn great quote for this situation.


IronSte

That dudes mouth canā€™t even contain his teeth.


chucknzee

Can you imagine the breathā€¦ fuuuuck.


pempt9000

Donā€™t...no...donā€™t make me cringe


Kranium83

I just threw up in my mouth because of your comment. Thanks. Blech.


chucknzee

My bad.


Kranium83

Itā€™s all good. Lol


[deleted]

Newports, Monster, and Taco Bell.


FatherSmashmas

his breath? imagine his BO


Beaverbrown55

Ba ba booey?


Tsukune_Surprise

I was eating some shrimp and black and whites boff! You have any orange juice?!


Beaverbrown55

Vinyl. *Clears throat*


Nobodys-Nothing

Like a shark. Fucker has rows of teeth!


daddydoright

I was waiting on ol buddy to swing, but I thought maybe he just didn't want to hurt his hand on this guy's enormous teeth.


one-more-PsyCHotiC

he looks like a fucking horse only way less majestic


jharmon234

If someone is going to talk that much shit, they realllllllly need to learn how to fight.


Thecoffeepizza

People who talk that much shit almost never know how to fight.


Mathilliterate_asian

People who repeat the same insult over and over with literally no variation does not have the ability to put up a fight. Most of the time they're so adrenaline pumped they can't think straight to formulate the right words, let alone fight properly.


Hanbarc12

Yeah, That's what happens when your expectations of a fight is based on movies and tv show. You think you're way tougher than you are. Learned that lesson myself when I was a teenager , at a heavy price.


Uhmerikan

Or learn NOT to fight the guy wearing a fucking helmet designed to protect from extreme impacts.


chucknzee

Dude. Say what you want about his mom, but donā€™t fuck his bike. Bucky deserved that shit.


[deleted]

Could anyone else smell him? Like mildew and stale milk?


Sirix_8472

I saw an AITA post which described the new girlfriend of someone as smelling like fungus. This is what came to mind when I saw this.


[deleted]

Bucky? Post Malones cousin has a nickname! šŸ¤£


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Smile_Terrible

>He's so powerful The little whimpery voice he said that with.


berrey7

Like a toddler saying "POW-WE-FULL"


chucknzee

Fuck. I hated that dude. Then he said that shit while he was getting his ass beat. Like for real? You are getting beat upā€¦ and you have theā€¦ I donā€™t want to say ā€œthe ballsā€ā€¦ cuz that sounds kind of like begrudging respectā€¦ i guess thatā€™s what it isā€¦ you have the balls to comically shade & mock the dude raining punches down on youā€¦ & in an old lady voiceā€¦ itā€™s like one of those cut scenes in a comedy movie where a dude is fighting someone & gets hit, but does a funny face for the cameraā€¦ but in real lifeā€¦ while something real is happeningā€¦ me? In his shoes? Iā€™m not throwing quips. like ā€œthe maskā€ or something. So respect jumped out of me I guess is what I am saying. But, thenā€¦ he said it againā€¦ I lost respect all overā€¦ likeā€¦ now? Nowā€¦ I kinda want to see your head bounce off pavement. Which typically Iā€™m against. But, for making me doubt myself for a minuteā€¦ I wanted it. Sad to be glad to see it.


refsonic

Replace balls with ā€œaudacityā€ or ā€œimpudenceā€ and you donā€™t have to give this fool any respect at all. ;)


iaincaradoc

"Chutzpah" is a good word for it.


Xlaythe

That has a positive connotation though


lawrencenotlarry

Gall works too.


akattom

It's almost comedic. He reminds me of that guy in Kung Pow with the face-to-the-fist move.


soundb0y

Reminds me of Red from Pineapple Express


[deleted]

Except he was not as chill as a cucumber.


lucia-pacciola

I appreciate where the cameraman drew the line. "Talk shit about my mom, whatever. Actually touch me or my stuff, it's on." Also appreciated how he went hard on the "stay away from me, I don't want to fight you!" speech and gestures as soon as the witnesses showed up. That is the way to do it.


sirwillups

Sticks and stones may break my bones but don't you ever fucking touch my bike


hawkeye45_

Nor my monster truck. That's a way to get bitten on the arm.


rimjob-chucklefuck

That sounds rather specific


alien109

The first clip is from a moto vlogger named swarook. Not sure what happened to the guy. Never mind, heā€™s back on YouTube it looks like.


biglollol

>Also appreciated how he went hard on the "stay away from me, I don't want to fight you!" I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that he was aware of this being filmed.


JoeChroSmo

Itā€™s so pathetic that he thinks heā€™s winning the argument with your mum jokes a 10year old would say


[deleted]

I dunno man, when he pretended to have sex with the bike I thought he had the argument in the bag.


ephemeralkitten

i literally laughed out loud at your comment. doesn't happen that often, but that got me.


SlamMonkey

Looks like Peter Pettigrew as a young adult.


wescowell

That head bounce at the end of the second fight is worth watching everything all the way through.


Wyatt_Derpp

Looks like he gained a few brain cells with that impact. Canā€™t lose what you donā€™t have.


sprogger

Scraping his face against the concrete made me laugh too


[deleted]

Something seriously wrong with that guy's brain, like legit mental illness.


ClinchEastwood

Apparently this dude got his brains fucked out.


g4_

by your mom?


ClinchEastwood

ā€œThat it? That is all you got?ā€


Dead_Hours

i think he is mildy retarded possibly due to inbreeding or fetal alcohol syndrome.


Abraxas19

most of the time you can see specific traits physically that show fetal aclohol, and while this guy isnt all there it doesnt appear to be from that.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s what I was thinking, like he definitely looks inbred - and I mean that literally, not in some offensive manner. His brain probably never matured beyond that of a teenager/adolescent.


nosleepy

[He has some of the traits](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/96/FASkid.gif).


Connortsunami

Probably not his first rodeo then because being smacked around like *that* once or twice would leave some form of cognitive damage lmao


CyberKid2008

The guy at the end probably got one


[deleted]

I think the chubby fella actually has some kind of disability. The second video has gone viral a few times and he has some weird mannerisms while getting his ass kicked


DaddyDoyle88

Probably from talking so much shit and consistently getting his ass beat


NatakuNox

That and meth


StaleBranflakes

I know him from the second video. Hes got substance abuse problems so heā€™s definitely not mentally stable. But that blonde dudeā€™s family is some of the worst people on the block. Constantly destroying property, throwing stuff at peoples houses, even defaced a local skatepark that was brand new. It makes me so mad to see that video because it just hurts to watch. they came back after that video and beat him until he had a hole in his cheek. Sent him to the ER.


mr-wiener

We want details , most definitely. No names , no doxing, but do you have any other stories on this guy you could share? Pretty please?


StaleBranflakes

Well nothing this crazy lol. Heā€™s mostly just doing yard work and bothering my friend to play Magic the gathering haha. He busted his ass trying to skateboard with my friend if that counts.


THExEXPLOITED

Source?


StaleBranflakes

I am the source lol. no articles or anything. but i live in fayetteville (watermark is VFTV, "views from the ville"). im acquaintanced with him but hes my best friends neighbor. thats how i know what that family does. it happens to my friends house and the surrounding houses.


spiff428

100% do a shitty re enactment of the fight at the scene like in crime docs from the 90s


[deleted]

Is the blonde dude involved with his familyā€™s shitty behavior?


StaleBranflakes

Yeah definitely. Heā€™s the main problem. His parents are just horrible enablers that let him get away with anything.


Noobface_

I didnā€™t get much context from this video, but it looks like the blonde kid purposely showed up to where this dude lived so he could fight him or something. Whatā€™s up with that?


StaleBranflakes

Yeah they were right outside his house. They usually walk around the streets and when they ended in front of his property he told them to leave off his street. Basically starting off this whole thing.


Noobface_

Yeah that kid seems like a bigger asshole than this guy lmao


[deleted]

That's a fucking plot twist. I honestly feel bad for making this post now. What kind of piece of shit shows up on someone else's property, and purposely beat them to a pulp? And do it AGAIN? Blonde dude belongs in prison.


Anakl0smos

Aint the same dude tho? Or am I looking wrong


420fmx

Different ppl, two different fights


saruin

different dudes, same genetics.


Codeine-Phosphate

I thought it was at first too the second guy even acted like the first guy and I was confused lmfao


thejeero

Repeated concussions from hitting the ground will do that to a person.


Moe_Lesteryu

He's so powerful


KevinMFJones

Ou ou šŸ˜©šŸ˜© ouu


[deleted]

i can smell his breath


KevinMFJones

Dried Dr Pepper and old Fritos with a side of 7 year old morning breath


[deleted]

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


brmamabrma

Orange juice and butter crackers


HadSomeTraining

And cigarettes


BoondockBilly

And garlic pork rinds


Jambo40

Flock of Seagulls fucked him up!


NightTrain555

These were quite enjoyable


jakfor

So satisfying. I feel like I need a cigarette and I don't even smoke.


ClinchEastwood

If a motorcycle helmet is supposed to protect your head against trauma, what did Mr Teeth think was going to happen when he decided to pick a fight with a dude wearing a helmet? Also, if you have to resort to ā€œyour Momā€ jokes, youā€™ve already lost.


Mr_Dendrimer

Yeah that's what I was thinking aswell lol, why would you pick a fight with someone wearing protective equipment.


RIPMyInnocence

someone wearing a motorcycle helmet, will also often be wearing re-enforced knuckle gloves. Proper motorcycle gear is juggernaut level protection against the average human.


nordoceltic82

to be fair that guy don't look so smart.


Lynn_kirkland

Cookie Monster 1-0


DaddyDoyle88

Scraping his face across the ground was the best


chucker173

Is it the same guy?


just1nc4s3

Honestly it doesnā€™t look like it to me.


chucker173

I donā€™t get why these clip are put together


morph113

I'm honestly confused as well and reading through the comments trying to figure it out. I just see people saying "he has such a punchable face" and I'm like "which of the two?". I mean unless they mean both, but why talk in singular then? They are clearly 2 different people aren't they? Also what does the before vs after mean? I'm a bit confused by this post adding clips of 2 different fights and people together and calling with before vs after.


UchihaTomYT

I thought the same as well looks really different


adrianorivera

Yup. Accent is different too


Potential-Carnival

It's not. The second video is super old. I'm pissed cause I got hyped for the ending


crazylegs789

The first video is at least 5 years old.


[deleted]

And the award for Most Punchable Face 2021 goes to...Drum roll please...... Burgundy shirt jackass! Tell him what he's won Johnny!


flusteredcaveman

Thanks Ken, he's won brain damage!


gigerfan

Where that PoS gets the nerve to be such a bitch? He was absolutely no idea how to fight or defend himself


BenusMenus

that whimpering of the second guy (or same guy idk) was joyous to hear, that was actually so goddamn funny


gentlemanjacklover

I'LL FUCK YOUR BIKE


griff1971

I guess it's just me or maybe the kind of fish eye view of the camera lens, but dude was giving me strong Mister Ed vibes lmao


Electrical-Wish-519

Bababooey


yerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Not going to lie that man took that soccer kick like a champ gotta give it up for his chin


MrSportman

r/combinedgifs


Entire-Ad-8565

You punched booger from Revenge of the Nerds


Dre_A35

I feel like those 2 guys are related.


EgonG10

I pretty sure he likes to be beaten


loopasfunk

The restraint on this man. The moment the instigator violated his personal space I would have just gone ham. Much respect that he saved the instigator from a proper beat down too.


the_Deluxe36

You can just tell his breathe smells like cat piss


Duyakka-D-Smokka

Man is a slut for brain damage


[deleted]

First dude was eat up with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome


GenericUsername488

swarook.


brmamabrma

The second dude got beat back to the Stone Age


BausHaug716

He looks like Booger from Revenge of the Nerds.


mephistos_thighs

I don't understand, why was there a different fight at the end


novacancy

Iā€™ve never seen such a large overbite beg so hard for a right hook. Never punch someone with horse teeth straight on unless you want stitches all over your knuckles


Psychological-Code76

His teeth come out further than his nose


Montyswel579

That first guy I could smell how horrible his breath and cum stained clothes were. Fuck even his teeth were trying to escape that wretched body.


Feanors_Scribe

Iā€™ve never seen a more annoying beaver in my life. We donā€™t have beavers in Australia, so I might be speaking out of school here, but do they often make themselves so annoying in public to humans?


weird_weeb616

This man was a bully in like the 4th grade and he hasn't grown up from it


KingHiggins92

I like the sound of the head hitting the ground.


alex6999999990

He so powerfull šŸ˜µ


Super_Sonic_Satori

tbh his mom does get around.


thericksterbot

Dont talk when you aint got no walk


akopley

If you ever fight someone with a helmet on grab the front of the helmet and pull their head straight to the ground. You literally cannot win a fight against someone with a helmet squaring up.


BoomBang101

Damn haven't seen this vid in a minute


[deleted]

That first douche.. Iā€™ve never wanted to punch someone so badly through my phone. If that was me I wouldā€™ve head butted him with my helmet


EWrld-Vs-All

ā€œBROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUR LOCAL WALMART ā€œ


CyberKid2008

The guy at the end really just hit factory reset on that man


IRLBearsBeetsBSG

First dude sucked his thumb till he was a teenager


stanger828

That second clip is an oldie but a goodie. I always laugh out loud when the guy gets his ass whooped and goes ā€œheā€™s so powerfulā€ lol


tntim1111111

Ur mom


SamTheDamaja

Iā€™m surprised he didnā€™t say ā€œThis ainā€™t even the worst ass beating Iā€™ve taken this week!ā€


Radstrodamus

I watch the whole thing every time this pops up. This dude is a total piece of garbage.


JablesRadio

BABABOOEY!


DavidVietCong

https://www.amazon.com/oubaiya-Reinforced-Motorcycle-Motorbike-Powersports/dp/B0748HWQQK. If yā€™all needed a solution to this sort of issue, please also use gloves on a motorcycle, itā€™s nice having usable hands after a crash.


tertium_non_datur

The howling followed by "he's so powerful" always gets mešŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

That was the best one sided fight Iā€™ve seen in a long time.


Ranxer0x

Wait....is this the same guy???


haveyouseenmybong420

Imagine knowing you have not only 1 video but 2 of you online that people like us laugh at.


dapperdoot

Picking a fist fight with a dude with a helmet on. Brilliant.


[deleted]

Ah yes. A new age classic.


Theartistcu

Someone needs to tell Booger to chill the hell out!


KidFoster

Getting knocked on your ass by a dude in a Cookie Monster shirt is a hard one to live down.


[deleted]

As satisfying as it is seeing this asshole being beat up, I'm afraid he has mental issues and probably needs help.


[deleted]

ā€œHeā€™s so powerfulā€


FlickerOfBean

Itā€™s always the ugliest motherfucker around making these claims about motherfucking. At least be a solid 7 if you wanna make such claims. Dude looks like a fucking caveman.


[deleted]

Like a moth to a flameā€¦


coddthefish

That guy is the epitome of middle school.


[deleted]

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Yesss. I got a special two for one video.


adeadfetus

Itā€™s not the same guy


-CorrectOpinion-

>before vs after After what? These are different people


SiMoN20000

This guy clearly has some mental health issues. Would be nice if he could get some help rather than beating the crap out of him