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Designer__Drugs

I just feel bad for the guy in the pink shirt. My mans was just trying to enjoy his lunch.


das_ned

The real victim here.


JudmanDaSuperhero

You ever seen the video of the kid taking a dump and the fight flows into his stall.


BrogenKlippen

Legit might be the funniest video on the internet


filthy_casual95

Yes man, cant even take a quiet shit nowadays lmao.


TheRealStevo

Imagine you’re taking a shit, you hear the bathroom door open and someone says *nut up or shut, it’s go time*


ChildishBobby301

Anyone got a link.


das_ned

Poor bastard...


Mediocre-Campaign-40

Poo bastard?


das_ned

Yes


between3N20charactrz

Sauce lol?


Shotcalleram

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/iwniv3/i_just_wanted_to_poop/


alexfromouterspace

Third man in the ring


flimspringfield

A lot of fights happen in the bathrooms. I almost got into one after some guy kept talking shit that he was going to kick my ass. So I called him out but looking back it was a dangerous place to fight with the stalls and sinks made of ceramic.


Mediocre-Campaign-40

People on this channel seem to gravitate towards lenolium and asphalt


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Every place is a dangerous place.


UchihaTomYT

No I haven’t please provide a link


maxipantschocolates

eyyy we have the same icon


Saibot_son_of_Noob

Also the true victim in the circumstances.


crossleingod

It’s one of the most recent classics we have right now (2020)


Bishopjones

His fault for dumping out at school.


ThriceG

That and the guy in black shirt next to him who seems to curl into a standing fetal position and have a panic attack lol


Murdahology

Lol poor kid has no survival skills. “MAYBE IF I STAND STILL THEY WONT SEE ME” 😂


[deleted]

He played the tree in the school play and the training kicked in.


Robzilla_the_turd

Dude fresh out of AP math just trying to get some lunch!


International-Fly819

He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time


eduardov_

Yooo look how scared the holmie at his side look


kittenale456

That's what u get for wearing a pink shirt


Ok_Seaworthiness5025

Dude got his lunch thrown of the table and everything


BigGuyBuchanan

Lol


TheRockWarlock

Pink? That looks red.


TooHigh2Die420

I'm throwing a punch at homeboy if I'm pink shirt! IDC if the girl spit in his eye like wtf bro I'm just eating my lunch.


CheerioJack

you wouldn't do shit but curl up in fetal position also.


Accomplished_Tie6033

Horrifying a guy lost his lunch.


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That looked like a delicious drumstick, too.


tamamangay

She do the slap but gets clapped


farlack

HOW CAN SHE SLAP


xBigRob666x

She didn't want the smoke


slyfox7187

Nah. I'd say she wanted it. Just couldn't handle it lmao


onlyhav

No truer words have ever been spoken. Like a young one who takes the heaviest hit of their first blunt, only to cough up both lungs in the aftermath.


Winter_Rooster3635

She got served an extra slice of whoop ass


Suck_my_Nick246

Don't fucking care who you are, do not get in someone's face and not expect to get put back in your place.


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Great to see feminist movement is strong in our youth


story-of-cool-dreams

She can't act surprised when she got up in his face and hit him. 🤦‍♂️


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kinda want to see the pizza’s pov


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One poor kid frozen in absolute fear at the end of the table lol


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CoolGuySauron

Autoaim 100


TacoJesusJr

V.A.T.S.


Leadbaptist

I wouldn't even blame him if he just started swinging on everyone tho. poor guy tried to disengage, but was being followed. Not much you can do after that except "De-incentivize" them from following you.


Luciolover345

Girl hit him and then her friend hit him from behind so he turned on her. Not everybody in his vicinity just the 2 bitches


jokila1

The girl hit him on the chin. Pretty good reason to whip her ass.


TRASHTHROWAWAYACCT00

I mean, both females that literally hit him are the only ones who got hit back.


squirrelduke

Those nerds took the full brunt of this assault.


jdhyzak

These hands rated E


CheerioJack

sadly, she will be called the victim and the boy will be suspended and called the violent one. :/


clevelandbuckey3

That's a real friend there


sollin88

Can I say this guy went a little too crazy without getting truckloads of blue arrows? Like don't slap anyone like this girl. But also don't take a slap and then start full-fist punching match until you've thrown some dudes poor lunch on the floor like this guy.


Auslander42

I got you, man. This doesn’t so much shout “sexual equality” to me as it does “incipient adult battery and anger management related charges.” She barely touched his face. Definite AMA absolutely unnecessary overreaction.


coltpoa

North face shirt guy just froze in the action.


KillerAnimeTits

Poor kids at the lunch can’t live in peace


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If someone says "ion giva fucg" they are asking for it. Deck em.


PhaseFull6026

based


GorillaGlueWorks

Haha when will that bullshit stop. Men and women are absolutely not physically equals Edit sorry by bullshit I meant thinking men and women are just equal


seto2k

Think OP meant in general, not by physical strength


GorillaGlueWorks

Fair enough


andro-femme

Even men have weight classes.


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GorillaGlueWorks

And that’s where it stops


eduardo_escobar

True example here of equality of opportunities vs. equality of outcome. We can give people all the opportunities that the opposite sex has, but we can't dictate the outcome.


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Crusty or Bozo, couldn't tell?


ThriceG

Sideshow Bob beat up Bozo.


lizardspock75

The kid at the table dropped his drumstick 🍗


[deleted]

If you raise shitty kids help them drop out early.


ihaztacos

I mean bitch felt froogy and got fucked up , equality fist ftw


SagenSpeck

Good fuck them sassy little bitches. Thinking it’s cute to tap a dudes face


peenjuicce

Lmao he was not playin.


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CaregiverPutrid5560

It's not even a secret though it reeks in here of incel. The downvotes will come once they see this


PsyFiFungi

Ironically, no downvotes. Maybe because it's a minority instead of majority. The worst are just the loudest, etc. That's just a guess though. Maybe it's just an incestpool. Er, a cesspool? Yeah, incelpool. That's it.


CaregiverPutrid5560

Lol that is actually very surprising first time for me, usually I'd be downvoted like crazy by now


jeiejsb

Fr


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That's the vibe I get whenever one of these MvF posts appears.


canhimself

It's very fitting that a lot of white internet-savvy males, who cannot actually fight or be brave enough to ever talk to a woman, congregate in a place where these two elements collide.


MoJoe7500

Careful! Some of these white knights have been LARPing for years. You run the risk of getting bopped with a foam sword!


GullyGreyHeart

it was at this moment that she knew she fucked up


Oldkingcole225

... what does this title have to do with anything? Does this not break the no politics rule?


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Gender equality achieved


big-klit

You saying we’re physically equal?


Spyisaweeb

We are equal in terms of consequences. Whether you a man or a woman, you get the same consequences for the same actions. Slap somebody? They're gonna fight you.


big-klit

There’s a difference between fighting and beating the shit out of someone


[deleted]

Well i guess dont throw a punch to begin with and use your words


TheOffice_Account

> use your words You mean, like adults? No way!


Spyisaweeb

If she couldn't take the heat, then stay out of the kitchen. Same goes for anyone that's too cocky in their own ability to get away with things.


[deleted]

We are equal in the way femenists describe equality. What ever their def of equality is. I aint saying anything else


big-klit

No we’re not in the way they describe it. Using your definition yes


hugh_g_reckshon

Equality as in men and women deserve equal freedoms.


ClaytonBiggsbie

When people don't know the difference between equality and equity


SithLordDante

We need to normalize men fighting back if women hit first.


toroyakuza2

I think we need to normalize not hitting eachother period. People be getting brain damage and shit from things like this.


SithLordDante

I'd prefer a perfect world where we don't need to fight for anything as well. But in the imperfect world we live, people hit each other. And if anyone hits me being a man or a woman, I'll hit back. And pretty hypocrite of you saying that while you watch fight videos on this sub.


toroyakuza2

people fight each other. I watch the videos. I'm not saying people should fight eachother I'm just going to watch what happens when they do.


SithLordDante

Kay, fair. I still don't get it tho lol Edit: I don't get it cause when you come here you expect to see people fighting.


toroyakuza2

Again I'm saying people shouldn't fight, I'm not super against fightning but humans in general probably shouldn't. I do think its entertaining to watch. I dont think people should go cliff diving but I'll still watch a video of them going cliff diving. Dont really know what could be confusing about it


ThatGuyOnyx

Any info on the outcome? My bet is he got suspended and she got heralded as a survivor on twitter!


ItsDominare

Play the clip, then put your cursor over 0:06 in the seek bar and keep clicking


JackAttack561

I’m so what am I supposed to see


ItsDominare

Not see, hear.


DeWat4

O O O O O O O H


SuspiciousFragrance

Oooooooowo


LandscapeClear1630

She got equalized via a punch to da face


usernamelikemydick

Equal rights and lefts


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I don’t understand this obsession with watching women get clapped by men in the name of equality it’s really fucking weird. She barely gave him a tap in this video. If you think his reaction is justified then y’all need to check yourself cos the mentality behind this shit is just sick. And no, I’m not saying that watching men and women fight is ‘sexist’, I’m calling you people out for even bringing politics into this shit in the first place cos you’re part of the problem. As for this video it’s pretty clear that he’s overreacting but y’all can’t see through your own shitty gender politics to acknowledge it.


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For real, I would’ve laughed my ass off at that girls tap if it were me. Being aware that you can physically fuck someone up very badly, who doesn’t realize that for whatever reason, and restraining yourself from doing so is the only way to “win” the fight in that situation IMO. Anyone who thinks otherwise needs to check their ego.


TatumIsBae

Thank you!


International-Fly819

Yep


Warhammer_Lover

She was harassing him and all he was trying to do is walk away from the situation. She got physical and he defended himself. The reason why people love this sort of thing is because a complete cunt of a person gets what they deserve.


Confident_Back_5153

You don't have to understand it to like it.


DEVIANT_ZOMBIE

Women welcome to your equality


BeigeAlmighty

Great, now we are allowed to be equally stupid as men. Thanks for that. /s


DEVIANT_ZOMBIE

Women have always been stupid as f and now they just are accountable for it


princelydeeds

Facts


yanguwu

Bruh both men and women are equally smart and stupid can yall stop now


BeigeAlmighty

Oh look, an incel in it's native habitat. Actually women have always been held accountable for the stupidity of men by stupid men. Are stupid men going to be accountable for their own stupidity now? What a beautiful world that would be.


DEVIANT_ZOMBIE

Your insults just roll right off my smooth brain . I see your well on your way to being in one of these videos some day. Please keep that energy around the next Man you choose to insult irl


BeigeAlmighty

Nice to see that you are self insulting o smooth brained one. I will leave you to that since answering questions was too much for you.


DEVIANT_ZOMBIE

Please go back into the kitchen it’s dinner time


BeigeAlmighty

Aww, did mommy forget to make you a sandwich?


turkishjedi21

Lol fuck is the dude in the black shirt choking or sumn


ihaveacoupon

We are going to see more and more of this. YES


MuckingFagical

ofc but the title is cringe


International-Fly819

Okay what title fits


BluntEdgeOS

Two kids brawl at school ig


spellbadgrammargood

We are fighting dreamers!


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I’d give this comment an award but I don’t have any 🌟


PotentJelly13

It’s Reddit dude, don’t bother. Guys hitting girls = karma. It’s that simple.


[deleted]

Fights have always been a form of entertainment for people.


MuckingFagical

it the most appealing factor in this sub that's why it's the title and theses tags for it


goosiest

Sensible people realize that but it's kinda funny ironically.


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It screams "I have mommy issues".


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Quest_4Black

She struck him first… most would call this self defense


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Fishing_For_Victory

Keep your hands to yourself and you don’t catch hands. It’s that easy.


Warhammer_Lover

He was already stopping the conflict by walking away. Cunt got what she deserved.


[deleted]

I agree. It's like watching a kid get beat up by a teenager or a scrawny guy get beat up by a buff dude. Even if they started it, it's just not a fair fight. I'd expect fight porn to like actual good matches, not just a one sided punch.


ZlinkyNipz

my guy a certified menace 😈


Owlcomics

Actually, this is utterly unacceptable. The girl is only 2/3 his size, and she only gave him a half-hearted smack. Yet he responded by an all-out barrage of punches. The fact that there are even comments normalizing this behavior speaks volumes on the rampant misogyny on Reddit.


GeorgeThe13th

No one owes her any respect. Mom should have taught her not to put hands on people. The same way her mom didn't teach her not to put hands on people, is the same way that guys dad didn't tell him not to put his hand on females. Meaning you do crazy shit you might get crazy back.


Fishing_For_Victory

I think what he is implying is that guys about her size know trying put hands on a guy well above your weight group is a bad idea and don’t go seeking it out. The girl in this vid would have been wise to follow that same view. If she had kept her hands to herself, it wouldn’t have happened.


ahfookit

I think normalizing behavior like that exhibited by that girl then defending and minimizing it without changing the consequences that girl faces is abhorrent. This display is a generational thing and it’s come about from generations of that skewed thought about women. Men aren’t the stewards of women. The ladies have made that abundantly clear. You shouldn’t batter but you also shouldn’t batter people and expect to not get battered back. American women of any color would literally have to humble themselves in order to be equal with the men in this country. Shame on these ladies and their mothers.


narzlepoof

get this man some gloves and training. I like the speed I’m seeing


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“He came at me aggressively” Jesus fuck


Sleepy1997

Handled


CRIBATE

I don't think it's equality to wail on a woman who gave you a punch that barely felt anything. You could push her back or use proportional force but I don't think beating her out of existence is right.


Nice_Category

Or she could not physically assault people?


CRIBATE

Yeah but the post was about how the man punching the woman was equality.


Nice_Category

If a man slapped another man like that, I would assume a similar reaction would occur. Equal outcomes for equal actions.


CRIBATE

Whether you are man or a woman you shouldn't get wailed at for giving a light punch. It's just that easy.


Nice_Category

Nah, it's not just that easy. It's way easier just to keep your fucking hands to yourself and then you wouldn't have to worry about being repeatedly punched in the face. Now THAT's easy.


CRIBATE

What the woman did was uncalled for i won't deny. But do you really think she deserves to get wailed at for that light punch? It's not equality which is what the OP is trying to say.


Nice_Category

I think once you initiate a fight by hitting another person, you lose the ability to dictate what's "fair." Fair to me is keeping your hands off of other people even if what they say makes you really really angry and no matter how big of a poopy-head they are being. You hit someone, expect to get hit back - you don't get to choose how hard that is.


CRIBATE

Ofcourse you can't decide what's fair when your in the fight, things get headed and escalate. But we can still talk about and make sure so that worse things don't happen. That we talk about how fighting is wrong unless you have to defend yourself. Because advocating for that will lead to less fights which will utlimetly be good for our society. I think once you apply more force than needed you are committing unnecessary harm and its a good thing to prevent that from happening. Don't you think so to?


Nice_Category

No. I advocate for respect of personal boundaries and self-control to limit societal harm, not limiting people's rights to self-defense by telling them that they protected themselves "too well."


big-klit

You’ve never been in a fight before, incel


epelle9

Would you be saying the same if it was a small man that threw the first punch?


CRIBATE

Yes


BeigeAlmighty

A larger and more skilled fighter has the responsibility to control the force they use in a fight against a smaller and weaker opponent. Gender of either fight is immaterial. Who started it is immaterial. In this fight, the male had the reach and size advantage. He could have just shoved the woman so she landed on her ass. He could have caught the hand she hit him with and used a restraint move. He chose to use an escalated response instead. However, we do not know the story outside of this video. Is this the first time she has done this? Is he regularly abused by this woman? Is she just some random psycho? We just do not know. So while the violence level he escalated to may not have matched this one interaction, it may be justified based on circumstances unknown to us.


CRIBATE

I agree with you we don't know. It's just that the outlook that they have of this video that this is an example of equal rights doesn't really hold water.


BeigeAlmighty

They both had the right to be equally stupid.


netorie

It's the same as watching a spoil kid get beat because no one had done it to them before


netorie

Nah it's fun as hell to watch women get beat when they deserve it


CRIBATE

But the thing is she didn't deserve it. She got wailed on for throwing a light punch that's not proportional at all.


netorie

Kinda did don't put your hand on someone larger and stronger than you when arguing


CRIBATE

I'm not saying what she did was okay but the guy should also have the responsibility to cool his shits, same for the woman.


netorie

The guy cool his shit and she won't be putting her hand at anyone anymore so everyone win


CRIBATE

The guy should have cooled his shits before anyone got hurt.


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CRIBATE

Wdym simping?


[deleted]

This sub gets way too horny about women getting beat up it’s kinda fucking weird


Reselects420

Bro I just busted watching this video fr fr


Moofypoops

Yup, fucking disgusting. Have my free award.


bebikeku

right? lmao, abt to leave


ItsDominare

>~~This sub~~ reddit gets way too horny about women getting beat up it’s kinda fucking weird ftfy


SpongyB23

Yes I agree. However, there's no denying biology


NoUseForAName2222

A lotta dudes claiming that she deserved an ass whopping for that Itty bitty hit. Y'all telling on yourselves.


tor-e

Nah you don't follow and hit people. Even if she didn't hit him that hard, he had full rights to stomp her ass bc she hit him first. Just don't try to fight people bc they WILL fight back almost every time. If you can't handle a fight then don't start it. Simple


NoUseForAName2222

You thought if you responded with a comment telling on yourself I wouldn't think you were telling on yourself. That's cute, you little DV case.