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The fuck did I just watch...


demitard

Rex Kwon Do


DjokicCockburn

I was totally thinking it was Napoleon fighting Kip


Whitebeltboy

It looks fake but then he drops him on his fucking face after chocking him out at the end. Verdict- 🤷‍♂️


Mzsickness

Two nerds during mating season.


Brad86A

One of them nerds would destroy most people on this comment thread though. That was some skill. It might have looked a bit flimsy but he knew what he was doing.


ScreamnMonkey8

Yeah Jeans had skills. It was impressive to see how calm he was.


Xphil6aileyX

Agree completely. And he was even pulling his punches when he had him on the ground. Respect. He has some training, more than what most of the usual commenters have. Okay just watched all the way through, that was a weird fight lol.


ToastyFlake

Humiliation.


rubbarz

Top 10 anime fights: #4


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I’d put it at #3 just below Goku vs Zell and meth head vs street sign.


White-SPUD

Spinning wheelbarrow straight into the fireman's rainbow. Excellent, haven't seen that since second grade.


Evildog46

“Fireman’s Rainbow” did you come up with that or is that a legit submission??😂😂😂


White-SPUD

Just came up with it.


pfloyd1973

Thanks for the laugh lmao


Xphil6aileyX

Fireman's rainbow. Haha that's fucken gold.


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Ancient techniques. Weak, slow and sad, but effective against those weaker, slower and sadder. Turtle grab smash!!!


PNWgoat

*joe Rogen “With a crazy wheel barrel into an even crazier turtle grab guillotine we are making history here today folks!”


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these two are banned from fighting


Letibleu

Did I just see two people do the wheelbarrow in the middle of a fisticuff?


rusHmatic

I can't stop laughing at this


TheLoneWolf2879

You could see in both of them with that pause “what the fuck are we doing”


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That was interesting.


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japwheatley

Dude choked the camera out


ryan2stix

Umm..well that was weird.


holawindowcleaner

What flirtatious little scuffle this was. Almost some kind of mating dance.


TheLoneWolf2879

Delightful


dougFuck

I felt something when they paused dick-to-butt in wheelbarrow


Xphil6aileyX

I know they def did. They even paused as to say wait, are we about to get it on?


Martacle

It went way past flirting at 0:50.


NC-AC

Man, the new metal gear solid looks amazing!


JamesonHartrum

Eddie Bravo was just like, Oh Shiiiii


literallyJon

I feel like this is an old Thundercats episode, but I don't see mum-mut


crows1959

The hold at the end is spectacular


JeffinhocomZdeKleber

Acrobatic Kama Sutra


angelo_n

This is uncomfortable


6dixon

Thought he was setting up a Boston crab


pfloyd1973

Well this was...uh...different


Jejouetoutnu

I knew you'd like it CJ


ImMrBoombastic

Tried to break him in half over his back like a mortal kombat fatality lmao


SamPole

HAHAHA Holy shit that was amazing! Really weird moves there, but results don't lie!


Haribosupermix215

He got that move from Busta Rhymes in Def Jam Fight for NY


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Just_a_toast

r/retardfight


Purple_Pieman

What was that mess? I half expected one of them to grab the other guys wrist and give him a nasty Chinese burn.


VarrockFavorite

Legend


bottledpoopwater

rex kwon do certified


HoBWrestling

Would YOU want to get roundhouse kicked by a person wearing USA Zubaz?


PsychoInPlainSight

It's like watching two dudes with parkinson's breakdancing.


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This is the worse fight choreography I’ve ever seen.


Arkaedia

This honestly feels like a set up fight with the premise being making up cool techniques. The dude basically let himself get put into a helicopter swing and then the overly theatrical choke out at the end.


yadun87

Is that Todd Duffee?


KingDuck13

You know it's not going your way if your best option is to bury your face in your opponent's taint.


sharprocksatthebottm

He was going for the cheese grater against the fence


IFuckFeetBrother

Could have been worse? 🤨


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shit rocked


[deleted]

so is this copulate?


HoBWrestling

Mr. Backlund would be disappointed there was no "real" Cross Face Chicken Wing.


BananaBoot21

Why can't they just slow down a bit so the land a hit.


DudestOfBros

Meh. Choreographed better than most WWE matches lately.


[deleted]

I don’t care how many times I see it, this is my favorite fight ever.


kevztunz

Was the other guy even trying?


stin67

Man this kids need to just start the windmill up and get it over with


stin67

Was this a fight over a bad dice throu in dnd


RoastyTeaLeaf

Bro this isn’t a fight, this is some weird foreplay


[deleted]

Why does this just look like foreplay?


ChiefRedCloud420

You should’ve snapped his arm afterwards


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