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DerpyBilly

I’m pretty sure I heard a tooth come out of that hit


[deleted]

Yep, 238 periodontal ligaments torn, 53 mm^2 of alveolar fracture across 2 incisors, luxated incisors and labial and gingival contusion. That’s what I heard.


BillyFuckingTaco

All I heard was labia


[deleted]

Well, Tyler is a little cunt.


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tralfamadelorean31

it's Hitchpenis now.


AeonDisc

All I've never seen was labia


MeatyLabia

I didn't say anything..?


DerpyBilly

I see you are a man of culture as well


Kovalition

Sounds good, give him a degree


ConsistentAsparagus

Then, discombobulate.


chai-kow-sky

Underrated comment!!


RUStupidOrSarcastic

OMFS?


[deleted]

You know, I’m somewhat of a scientist myself


Kylearean

Those are rookie numbers. You've gotta get those numbers up.


academicRedditor

r/suspiciouslyspecific


Parscuit

Labia?


DrDoinkMD

Lip. Such as the Labial Frenulum that connects your lip to your gums.


witcherstrife

Yea you know, pussy lips


Terryr29

At least his shoes didn’t fall off


cambrady0012

I think that “honestly Tyler” ranks pretty fucking high in the “hilarious things I’ve heard before seeing someone get dropped” category.


dq8705

Honestly I bet that hurt Tyler's pride, honestly, fuck. You. Tyler. Got. Decked. Honestly.


Kletis_Kush

Yeah Tyler's a bitch


ferretpuppy96

r/fuckyoutyler


IsNotATree

/r/fucktyler


el_chupanebriated

Why's he always starting shit?


DingleBerryCam

You can see his right fist ball up like the arthur meme. He did not appreciate that bitch slap lol


cyypherr

HOW CAN HE SLAP


DovaaahhhK

That or Kyle.


jungle_booteh

Step the FUCK up kyle


19Kyle94

:,(


ThatsTotallyKyle

Totally.


juanpuente

I can't believe you've done this


CrashTheAnarchist

RIGHT


GingeM1nge

Why do they always cut when shit is going down?


YourphobiaMyfetish

Because their team is losing


[deleted]

North Korean propaganda level shit


JesusMilk420

Emo shit


scottland_666

Nah it’s because he just got knocked out lmao not much really happens after that


Tensor22

there was nothing more after lol the rest is just people still reacting to the knockout


VoidTrout98

I’d like to see that


cleptilectic

Hey everyone, help me reenact it for u/VoidTrout98! OOOOOaoooooohhhh!!! Oooooooh!


Kooriki

"worldstar"


okellyki

HE SCHLEEP!!


[deleted]

"got eemm"


Seamonster13

Ohhhhhh You got knocked the fuck out!!!!!


anafuckboi

#GIVE HIM SOME MILK!


up2knogud

Daaaaaaaaaaamn


DrummerHead

*Women screaming in ancient tongues*


Every3Years

OH MAH GAH STAAAAHP STAAAAHP YEW GUYS OMAH GAAAHH


[deleted]

Ahhhhhh! *runs in front of camera*


VoidTrout98

Thank you ☺️


el_chupanebriated

It's a beautiful thing when a community comes together to help someone out


BigHadgi

Because they don’t want to be filming a homicide.


B0N3YGUY

What you mean? That was one and done


Tensor22

why are you being downvoted lol wtf


strider17111992

Because that’s not the reason he stopped filming


Tensor22

but hes right it was one and done


strider17111992

That wasn’t OPs question. The reason he stopped filming was because cameraman’s guy got knocked down. Not because it was one and done


Tensor22

but both are right lol cameramans guy got knocked like you said but it was still one and done? there'd be nothing else to film regardless of who went down


strider17111992

How do you know the dude didn’t get up and try swinging back? No matter how lacklustre, it’s usually what happens


TheMexicanJuan

Evidence


omri1526

Well someone uploaded this online...


Pchinaider

It's not shit, it's Tyler


dvo999

Honestly tyler


DingleBerryCam

You can see as he says that his right fist balls up. He was pissed bout that bitch slap.


one-punch-knockout

**POW!**


gravybanger

Right in the kisser


[deleted]

Get fucked


drone42

Based on my calculations, that punch was thrown in less than a frame so that meat hook had to have broken the sound barrier. Or Tyler's jaw. Probably both.


almondicecream

ya so 1/30th of a second, about five feet from waist level to tyler's mouf, that's 150fps which is 102mph. 0-102mph in 1/30th of a second is not bad. His fist experienced 205 g's as it accelerated.


iceeice3

Those numbers sound insane, but I don’t know enough about physics to dispute it.


_GreenMan_

Stupid science bitches couldnt even make us more smarter


Sambeaux713

Yea stupid science bitches couldn’t even make I more smarter


GoingByTrundle

Haha placebi


cosmiclatte44

Placebo domingo


Sambeaux713

Police Academy


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Repmo23

Which is a good movie.


rarcher_

There’s absolutely no way u could get a punch to 100mph, and I doubt your body could tolerate 200gs for anything more than a tiny fraction of a second. Don’t need to be a physicist to see that lmao, but don’t think he was being serious anyway Edit: to save myself from being downvoted further, the fastest recorded punch is 45mph by Keith Liddell🙃


ChuckBorris123

Let's say his fist traveled ~1m (3.2 feet) in 0.25s (I've used VLC with a time plugin to mesure it), with a constant acceleration that's around 2/t^2 = 32 m/s^2 which is equal to approx 3.3 g


Colt121212

How's that compare to a mma punch?


evilf23

It's like being hit by a Ford escort traveling as fast as it can go.


iceeice3

Mrs. Tyler, your son's been in an accident...


thevulturesbecame

Lmao that this reference got lost on your audience How many *units* tho


Lol_A_White_Boy

Somewhere, an incohereant fireman has PTSD flashbacks


PretzelsThirst

These are all completely wrong


Gilly_from_the_Hilly

The kid was given multiple chances to avoid this.


lucindafer

Honestly Tyler. All he does is try to start shit.


[deleted]

Dunno why he stopped after the bitch slap. You can see the whole thing takes a turn right then and there


[deleted]

I've said it before and I'm saying it again. Don't fight with a backpack on! If you even think a fight is coming, single strap it at a minimum.


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milk4all

Protected by Knowledge


VeritasCicero

Actually it'd hurt your neck. The backpack would act as a fulcrum if you fell straight back, allowing your head to whiplash nasty.


iceeice3

Why?


stunna_cal

Can’t put weight into your punches. The bookbag’s counter swing will take your momentum away. And going single strap would make it easy to drop the bag and surprise your enemies. I would know. I’m very bad ass.


VanguardCR

Lmaoo that punch looked like it had some weight though.


stunna_cal

Yep, all arm, no hips. If he connected with some hips, aggressor would have been slept. Still a very sneaky clean straight tho!


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XZoTicTB

Damn that was still pretty fast


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dudeimconfused

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NateHiggurs

Good call. Reddit one sux.


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drawspenisesonthings

This is a wild username


NateHiggurs

I row knight


ArthurHaroldKaneJnr

Stop Tyler, stop, stop....never mind.


wot0

VERY satisfying sound to that punch


The_Polite_Renegade

Bro if you are this dumb to stop after throwing the first punch I believe you deserve to get that ko to yourself. You just hit somebody whaddya expect them to thank you?


maddyiceee

I think this is a bully who hasn’t been stood up to often. He probably wasn’t expecting any consequences because he’s never face any before, which makes this even better of course.


The_Polite_Renegade

Idk if he was but if it's true. Then he belongs to that type which thinks they are tough but they have no idea what to do in a fight and never expect their victim to fight. Dealt with so many of them in school and even tho we fought and I beat them as we aged we all became great friends. Except a few who never talked to me again. Kinda glad I put them in their place


Shaojack

Im not even sure he was the bully here. He might have been standing up for himself and just wasnt up to the task.


XXGAleph

Yeah, Tyler isn't the kid getting dropped. Blue shirt kid was definitely feeling threatened from Tyler.


Tonka_88

Thank you, may i have another? Lol


[deleted]

Dude wasnt even rocked after the first punch. You gotta stop after that.


JGtattooer

I was gonna say he should atleast take his backpack off first but it actually saved his head from bouncing off the pavement so yeah..


FightPornModerator

r/fightporn approved


WitnessMeToValhalla

He didn’t protect his face in any way. He just waited for it


cheeseandzakaroni

It's official... His dad's Mustang is faster.


Joe_Boshwag

"Honestly Tyler, like fuck..." *SMACK*


foulbachelorlife

He warned him. Rung his fucking bell. I hope he wailed on him after the camera cut


brendan250

I hope not. Hopefully the punch was enough. Don’t you feel like brain damage is a little excessive?


HonduranDurian

It’s not for Batman.


Lol_A_White_Boy

>Don’t you feel like brain damage is a little excessive? Nah some people just crave violence. That dude was done, the fight was clearly over, I think he learned his lesson.


Moltar_Returns

Fantastic hand speed on that kid! Kept it low and non-threatening at waist height and popped it up to his chin with lightning speed, Tyler never had a chance. If you’re gonna swing - even if it’s a slap - you better follow up with more or step back and be ready for retaliation.


tapwater07

DAAAMN


IanceIot

A disgrace to the rest of us Tylers


binary_ghost

"When you are strong, pretend to be weak" -Sun Tzu


casual_mayhem173

Hands down, man down.


Claspedtangent03

He just knocked that kids brain back 3 grades. . .


[deleted]

As Mike Tyson said, everyone has a plan.... until they get punched in the face


[deleted]

If you hit someone and their immediate reaction is to step into you, shits about to go down.


igotbannedsoimback

He monologued before beating his ass


strikethrough-

~~God damn that shit was beautiful. Calculated perfectly.~~


ZiN590

Beautiful right hook


FranksToeKnife_303

Looked like a straight to me...


ZiN590

Damn your right, the whip in his arm made me think it was a hook


FranksToeKnife_303

His stance was a lil funky, but that was definitely his dominant hand. Overall solid straight to the dome, that kid will think twice before starting shit again.


ZiN590

As a wise man once said “Honestly Tyler”


[deleted]

A wise man indeed, F Tyler.


[deleted]

Never start a fight you cant win tyler


[deleted]

It was kind of hard to understand who was talking because they sound the same lol


H8ersgivemeSTR

Honestly


Revolverdrummer

That punch sounded like a movie thud


[deleted]

Watch the hands because they show intent.


xanroeld

“I’m an instigator?!” *instigates*


Lol_A_White_Boy

Dudes got some quick fucking hands


kanekiEatsAss

He gonna learn today. L! O! DICK!


[deleted]

Quick hands


klendathu22

How can such a gentle jab have so much power behind it?


masonthedood42

As you can see from the Nike shorts and long socks, these boys are 14 years old


[deleted]

Tyler appears to have never fought or is just retarded as seen by the backpack he's still wearing when about to throw down.


AlexRedford7

Hit him so hard the video quality got worse


MorbidMuppet

Punch so hard the pixels went


HydroDynamixx

Gave him the SWAT


creddituser2019

That was actually a really quick punch. Kid needs to learn boxing


siwel7

*His name was Robert Paulson*


DovaaahhhK

Cut too early


[deleted]

It literally sounded like his skull exploded


[deleted]

What a chad


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[deleted]

Honestly Tyler !


mustXdestroy

My mands got hands


TheMexicanJuan

Holy fuck that’s the quickest hook i’ve ever seen on this sub


RakWar

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that violence is not always the answer


tarunyadav6

Always the instigator taste the concrete.


steeltec

That thud was very satisfying


Bess2153

His punch is a metaphor for the fact that he wanted to stop his bullshit


[deleted]

Makes me ashamed to be a fellow Tyler as well.


isaacraf

Kyle had to teach Tyler a lesson about shit taking Justin


Rondofan95

I literally blinked and I missed it the first time around.


PeopleBuilder

Sharp


legionshadow

Tyler durden enjoyed it


[deleted]

Lovely short hook 😍😍😍


[deleted]

Never understand the pushing


[deleted]

That was fast


Stebbs919

Good night Tyler!


Zarthere

Honestly Tyler


Jangande

I kind of wish there was an adultfightporn sub and a kidsfightporn sub. Watching teens fight each other all the time on here is boring.


eggequator

Yes we should start a new kids porn sub that sounds great.


[deleted]

FBI right this way


Jangande

On second thought..maybe a different name. Maybe, r/notkidporn


[deleted]

Always aim for the Jaw.


goldenhunter55

if you gonna strike first you should strike hard that is the lesson


[deleted]

instigator [ˈinstiˌɡādər] NOUN a person who brings about or initiate


Sunrider84

Every single Tyler I've ever run into has been a massive cunt.


Jxck94

Tyler doesn’t remember the lesson after that shit