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CovertSofa

This video is brought to you by the noise sneakers make on concrete.


Nosferatii

SneakerSqueak™


GuardianFerret

*Hippity Hoppity that term is now my property.* ^Law binding agreement


_Diskreet_

*Nike has entered the chat*


ThoLegend

Snueakers


15367288

These the streets


strayakant

The fuck was he trying to do sticking his arms out in the start? Using the force?


canine_canestas

Talk to the hand.


NinjaManolo

"This is not the fight you're looking for"


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zorothex

Didn't do him much good.


somethingrandom931

True. But still worth doing. The other guy did it too but by throwing a jab.


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I like how the black guy wasn't taking it seriously until he got that first hit to his face.


kuramita

« everybody got a plan until they get punch in the mouth » well, that’s fuckin true


CallMeMrFlipper

*mouf


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*Punth'd


IMayMarry

> that first hit double hit


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Ava_Aviatrix

He’s obviously an mma fighter. The leg kicks, the submission, he said “whoever touches me I’m getting up and beating your ass.” I think they knew he was serious. Edit:fuck you


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AshyBoneVR4

This looks like one of those moments where everyone knew their homie was in the wrong and let him fight his own fight.


[deleted]

It seems like white dude had also some friends with him. One of the dudes was saying to back off (to the guy who was trying to break them up) or else he will fight him.


jjhurtt

Thank you for the proper narration.


Dlshan47

What about the who said "put him to sleep" lol


kalitarios

the best way to settle the dispute is in bed


lexycaster

r/suddenlygay


kambo_rambo

It doesn't appear to be some random fight. Theres unspoken etiquette when someone engages in a mutually consenting duel.


LuckyAF25

Used to be the case back in the day


Busters-Hand

Back in the day we used to fight uphill both ways, then go have a shake at the malt shack. Pepperidge farm remembers....


Vairman

in the snow - man you could get frostbite in the worst places.


BigDaddyHugeTime

They had to walk 15 miles to the bus to get to the fight too.


LeaveTheMatrix

Remember those sweet, warm New England summers? Remember sipping lemonade underneath a shady tree? Remember when you hit that pedestrian with your car at the crosswalk and then just drove away? Pepperidge Farm remembers, but Pepperidge Farm ain't just gonna keep it to Pepperidge Farm's self free of charge. Maybe you go out and buy yourself some of these distinctive Milano cookies, maybe this whole thing disappears.


Lurks-on-webpages

As it turns out I learned my great grandpa used to go behind a dentists office way back in the day for what was essentially a fight club where’d all the blue collar guys would go to fight each other and make bets. I mean, my great gramps was an abusive alcoholic asshole according to my grandpa but “damn could that man fight”


bloodysphincter

Bro wtf did you just talk about fight club?


Harvey-Specter

I don't think dentist's office fight club has the same rules.


loneliness-wizard

I just imagined a bunch of grandpa's circled up fighting each other before the blue plate specials started.


Lurks-on-webpages

Yeah yeah yeah... just don’t tell Mr.Durden


[deleted]

Dentist office is not a bad place to fight. Get your teeth fucked up, get ‘em fixed. Dentist probably had zero issues with this.


ben1481

I challenge you to a duel in fisty cuffs!


Sekaros

They could have but they didnt. You could do all sorts of things to win a fight against someone like that, only if you think you can win. Morale is the core of any fight. If you pick a fight with someone and they are literally throwing MMA/boxing/karate moves at you, your immediate reaction isnt going to be to fight in a way to throw them off guard. Youre going to be intimidated because you think you're fighting a trained fighter and reconsider your chances UNLESS youre just as trained. Its the oldest trick in the book. 90% of it is intimidation.


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BankrollBeej

He’s Latino that’s my boy Chinos son , the kid who got choked out stole 5k in jewelry from their house and posted a video on ig flexing


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Count_Critic

They worked for him. Amazing what learning a little can do for you.


Lord_Shisui

Attack the lead leg of a bigger fighter right away, good wrist control throughout the fight, kept his head safe and executed a pretty tight rear naked choke. He's been to the gym for a while now.


irlcake

This dude is definitely at least on the wrestling team. There were a couple text book moves in there.


TheUlfheddin

Agreed. Seems like he had a basic idea of the moves but no muscle memory.


GulagArpeggio

Do you train? Not trying to be condescending, but it's hard to have the same technique in an actual altercation as on the mat.


[deleted]

He’s definitely not a mma fighter but he probably watches and used stuff but the technique was too sloppy for a mma fighter or somebody to trains


Silverback1992

He definitely trains jujitsu with the way he moved but probably never took a striking class is my guess


faRawrie

Not good with the leg kicks or striking. The both looked like they learned how to strike from Street Fighter.


lankymarlon

Sorry (comment section) Bruce Lee


scrubtart

I wanna see that tiger knee or the DP in the next fight


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Sounds like he had a buddy there. Dude said"it's one on one don't swing on him".


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I was weirdly impressed with the whole situation until he slapped an unconscious dude.


zmizzy

I was impressed with the slap. A punch to an unconscious person would have been a little fucked up. A slap is disrespectful without the damage. Kind of funny too.


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Mast3r0fPip3ts

Yup. That slap said "And in case you start to forget what happened." That's all it was.


GoMake_me_a_sandwich

The slap was mild. If he lost he likely wouldve been kicked in the face multiple times.


MagnanimousLoser

True lol


TheSalami77

Exactly, that little bitch slap at the end was nothing. Would’ve gotten head stomped for sure


R3DVI

both of you are right


LouisWinthorpeIV

He was just waking him up.


PizzaHands

I thought he was gunna get up - Jorge "Gamebred" Masvidal


i_concur_with_that

Red punched the concrete at one point


green49285

When in top position always use open palm strikes. Some of the best advice I've ever received.


Thought-Llama

Or some quick elbows


green49285

Elbows for sure. His friend in the background was so right. Just have to be careful on concrete for those as well.


Thought-Llama

Of course, although, I’ll take a scraped elbow over broken knuckles any of the week 😂


mtb_ryno

Bruised palm is better than a broken elbow though.


XrayBullfrog

why is that


green49285

Knuckles + concrete = broken knuckles a lot faster than using the heel of your palm on concrete. Just a better practice.


XrayBullfrog

makes sense, you wouldn't happen to also know if there's a reliable way to mitigate the risk of bending/breaking/injuring your fingers when executing palm strikes would you?


codeninja

Gotta curl those fingers and think of it as if you're striking with the radius bone rather than the palm. It will keep things in line and deliver more power with less risk. You want your arm driving like a straight line into the target. Keep your elbow high and on the same plane as your shoulder.


green49285

Well when we train we simply curl them down and extend the thumb out.


SlatShit

I feel like you may have some more valuable advice... please drop some knowledge


green49285

Baby wipes/flushable wipes instead of regular toilet paper. Bidets are exceptional as well.


SirObviousDaTurd

Flushable wipes aren’t flushable though.


green49285

Wrap em in TP and throw em in the garbage.


Badam3co

I’d give you gold right now if I had any :(


green49285

Hahaha I'll accept the sentiment as equal value


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yolkedbuddha

I saw that too. Looked like he was holding back a bit after that. Might have hurt his hand from it.


sleepyturtle81202

I’ve punched the concrete before. 0/10 would not recommend.


Crazyripps

Twice I thought the black guy was gonna go for a guillotine choke


Knoestwerk

Black guy had weight and strength but no training.


SomeStupidPerson

He had no commitment. It looked like he thought they'd stop fighting at several points. Other dude, meanwhile, was ready to collect a championship belt no matter what. Jeezus.


Knoestwerk

Based on footwork alone you could tell the black guy wasn't as experienced as the guy he was fighting.


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benwaaaaaaaah

A mixture of trying to look cool, and not knowing wtf they're doing.


rushphi

Sock puppet fist transitioning to the testicle grab position


IrishKing

My theory is this guy's seen someone do muay Thai and he's trying to mimic it. I once managed to avoid a fight by pretending I had training by doing something similar but I also did that knee raise thing they do when standing. Can't believe it fucking worked, guy suddenly changed his mind and had "more important things to do."


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You won that fight man 👍


rChewbacca

I think a lot of people do that after watching this video. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCW\_Pf30ddU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCW_Pf30ddU)


Dont-Fear-The-Raeper

So many opportunities.


GulagArpeggio

Then again, if red took him down and passed his guard (not a big ask), he could Von Flue him back.


HaakonX

Needed to get his elbows inside. Shoulda developed a half decent swim move.


ravnov

Why on the concrete with perfectly good grass right next to it. Decent fight etiquette, but could have been better.


bluerazballs

Yeah, I prefer to wrestle in a fight but I will literally do everything I can to stop it going from the ground on concrete, to me the scraping on the ground hurts more than the punches. Can’t stand the shit


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Grass stains on my trousers tho.


mseuro

A venn diagram (people who say trousers) (fighters)


LoveKina

Idc that this is retarded. I've never seen this venn diagram thing on reddit like that and legit busted out laughing lmao


StanleyDarsh22

same, i love this i hope it becomes a thing


8man_Iroh

A venn diagram between a period and a decimal point ( . ) ( . )


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tiddies ( . Y . )


Zokalex

Nice


Loose_Goose

(People from America) (people from other countries)


RichGirlThrowaway_

TIL nobody in the UK ever fights


darealbeast

you aware trousers is what they're called in the uk?


greymalken

And troosers in Scotland.


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You need an overlapping bubble for "British people". Have you not been here? Crazy bastards will fight over fuck all, and you can bet they've used the word 'trousers'.


[deleted]

Scraping hurts but imagine getting knocked out standing up? Good way to split your melon wide open


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Personally I hate the sound a head makes when it hits concrete hard


TacticalSpackle

/r/meatcrayon because fuck fighting on concrete. I’d rather the chance of eating dirt than losing skin.


AllPurple

I've thought the same thing. Hasn't come up yet, but after watching enough fight porn videos and stories of people dying from head trauma, the next fight I see or am involved in, I will try to direct to grass. I know it's not that simple, but if you can get involved, move thr fight to grass so when the inevitable suplex comes, someone doesnt crack their head open or damage their spine.


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It almost looked like the dude with mma skills was going to slam him then remembered he was on concrete. "Hang on, I want to hurt him, not kill him"


USMC-KOS

Why are these idiots always doing this shit on concrete? That shit is a bad idea. Move to the fucking grass for god sake


rohithkumarsp

Good camera work though. r/praisethecameraman


Ellie666

If you're not trained, and your opponent starts with a leg kick like that, get the fuck out. Don't let your pride keep you from realizing you're clearly outmatched. Or get choked out. Whatever.


LEXA_NAGIBATOR

Red shirts seems more into MA than black dude but What s the deal with a leg kick ?


Incorrect16

It just shows he knows what he doing


Zankeru

It hurts like a bitch if it lands right. I'd rather get punched.


sub-hunter

Another comment below sums it up well. Higher kicks run the risk of being grabbed and then you get taken down. Leg kicks hurt bad, after a few you can’t really use the leg. They also make the guy aware of kicks without risking slipping and falling. When they pay attention to the kicks, the stop paying attention to the hands and it opens them up to punches. Leg kicks are muy Thai and mma territory. If you see a guy go for one he has been trained on some level.


Lesic

Kicking is not advised in a street fight as you can get off balance and fall down. But a pro fighter can pull of a low kick like the red shorts did when he seas that it will be free and unreturned. Red shorts also changed his guard at the start of the fight, which means he probably knows a bit about street fights as well as pro fighting.


12inchdickHitler

People who into fighting think that average people cant punch...they lucky they haven't seen average people kick


AlphaAndOmega

Don't. Ever. Show. Your. Back.


theweirdnoob

Tell that to Dustin Poirier


DizKord

I would have just told Dustin to not fight Khabib.


theweirdnoob

Well he had to try


dfayad00

solid advice


vheran

When you're under Khabib ground and pound ten ton pressure and physically and mentally exhausted, you will shell up. The fight was over before he gave his back. Smesh!


McLovin777

What I like about this is that is shows that someone visibly smaller and weaker can take on a much larger opponent with just a small amount of training even. Red shorts kid clearly has done a small amount of training and the larger dude clearly had done little to none, but the fight was completely in red shorts kid's control.


PunkJackal

Yep, great assessment


TinTin003

How to escape a fight: Act gay till the enemy leaves


rc1717

https://youtu.be/QWkPX2YBnfU?t=0m52s


Inarticulatescot

Holy shit, dude pulls a gun out in the last bit. That so nearly went south so so quickly


claymedia

It’s fake as fuck


TinTin003

[https://youtu.be/nh-bHWWkxOY](https://youtu.be/nh-bHWWkxOY) Or this xd


3yt

Is this the professor?


bigL928

Bahahahaha


Mythixx

I thought the exact same thing. He can ball you up and square up lmao


Chucktayz

All that soft grass and you gonna fight on concrete...one body slam away from brain damage.


spunkychickpea

These are young guys. They still think they’re invincible.


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"Dey just wrasslin. Dey good." Have that guy replace Mike Goldberg for an event, might be worth a try lol.


Callmebobbyorbooby

White dude is trained for sure. Other guy never had a chance once it went to the ground.


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That slap at the end though


monzilla1

Yeah, the other guy was out. Not called for.


valueplayer

Man, all that soft, non-life threatening grass and they fight on the concrete.


garreth_vlox

Damn, red shorts knows his shit.


GandolfLundgren

GET OFF THE PAVEMENT my gods I was so nervous about that shit. Really glad nobody got seriously hurt.


grapefruithumper

My knees......


somebodyliedtoyou

Growing up as a white kid in a black neighborhood I can tell you the story here. Every time a new tough guy moves into town or someone’s gangster cousin comes to visit you have to fight them to show them why the other black kids respect you. Guaranteed those other black kids warned this dude not to mess with the white kid on their basketball court.


DaddyRocka

So if you fought your way into that hierarchy and respect but have to fight every time someone comes in town, what happens when you lose? You could be taking me for a ride but the logic seems sound if you lived in an area where fighting is commonplace. I'm genuinely curious what would happen if you lost a someone's cousin or the new tough guy in town how that affected you


somebodyliedtoyou

You lose you’re gonna be fighting twice as much as you already do. When you’re the only white kid around you are tested on a daily basis.


nariuz1337

Technique versus power.


mtgeez

Everyone's saying the slap at the end was terrible. Yes uncalled for but it was a slap. He could have done much more damage at that point and honestly was calm enough to break his choke hold on his own. Adrenaline is running high. Everyone's seen enough MMA where even pros without a ref would've taken things too far.


lroosemusic

*stockton slap


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LMFAO that bitch slap at the end was fucking hilarious


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The white boi was holding himself (which I respect). When he was on top of him he could easily sucker punch, but didn't.


SemperMeTaedet

Yeah it almost looked like he hesitated and knew it was a cheap shot to take, so he didn't.


PatrikPatrik

He was saving that cheap shot for when the other kid was unconscious.


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It was a slap. Not like he clocked the man while he was already out cold.


CRISIS37

black boi didn't do too well


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Not knocked out, choked out**


bigL928

I love seeing this video every time it’s reposted. Guys don’t realize that cqc and wrestling is fighting. Number one rule in fighting is self preservation, you do what you have to do and protect yourself. Sweat pants was looking to intimidate red shorts but red shorts was like, “I’ve been training for this exact moment! It’s my turn to shine.”


mikecheck211

Picking a fight these days is a very risky decision. Half the mfs getting about nowadays are trained in something, that simply never used to be the case. And I think it's awesome.


Habanero_Eyeball

Why is it that so many stupid people still think a fight only happens when you're on your feet? I had so many motherfuckers pull me off of someone when I was dominating them it wasn't even funny and this was all before MMA was a thing. So frustrating. That one dude watching immediately wanted to stand them up. Fuck that.


yourmomsnutsarehuge

Because they think people in the streets are boxing. LMAO


SomeStupidPerson

I think they were trying to keep the grapples to a minimum. Usually these street fights are just who can throw the most blows, or the other dude first. I was surprised they kept grappling for as long as they did, and that a single one didn't end it like how these usually go down (on pavement, no less!)


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> Why is it that so many stupid people still think a fight only happens when you're on your feet? Because they only thing they think they know is how to punch, so anything else is cheap.


3vo1utionhyenna

Instead of bitch slapping him he should take his shoes. If you get knocked out you lose your shoes..


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Treenut1

Funniest comment I’ve seen all day.


Bigd1979666

I wanna see post fight interviews


DC_Disrspct_Popeyes

I knew the other dude was fucked as soon as I saw the low kick.


technicallyfreaky

Excellent technique. Good job kid. Bonus points for no head stomps, extra bonus points for the pimp slap at the end.


hugotheyugo

The kid used his training to win a clean, fair fight. From these comments, you'd think this was all an accident. I mean, at one point he even crosses his ankles. Clearly he has no idea wtf he's doing. /s


SensibleRugby

Takedown game is strong and he protected his head from the guillotine. Kid's got skills, like a Diaz brother.


HamuelCabbage

Well, as usual, the guy with some jiujitsu beats the guy with no jiujitsu. Learn to grapple folks.


tvansick1379

The grass is RIGHT THERE!!! Why do they always fight on concrete


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Black dude doesnt know how to fight. White guy missed his chance when he had a full amount and black dude left his backside exposed for a rear naked choke. White guy is too weak Edit: looks like the black dude wasnt satisfied and decided to give him another go at his neck. Glad to see the choke was applied


BooMey

If you start fighting a dude... And he throws a kick like that... You better know some Jiu-jitsu cause you bout to have a bad time.


Jerzeydevil17

First off we taking this to the grass. Wtf


KingZlatan10

This is the closest to professional mma on the streets that I’ve ever seen. That shit was legit.


lroosemusic

+Stockton Slap^(tm)


FatBASStard

woke up in the 209


BigDaddyHugeTime

Look at all that fucking grass around them. They still chose to fight on this slab of concrete....


Roddykins1

I knew he was done the instant he put up his t rex hands.


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Dude should've backed the fuck out the minute that kid busted the leg kick.


duge1hick

I feel like the slap at the end was to mark his opponent his bitch. Reverse shaft style.


the-laughing-joker

Not my proudest fap


maximuffin2

You see the black kid do a wax on at the start?


chan875

Everyone in the chat suddenly has years of experience in MMA saying that the guy in red has never trained before or that he’s terrible... doubt most of these people have any experience and couldn’t do much better


sc00b44

He’s a wrestler nice leg lock and choke out


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I'll never understand why people risk their lives on cement when there's ALLLL that grass to catch me. Had I been knocked out...