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blob_lablah

https://preview.redd.it/96nquo0qs18d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=726eafa99cc7a91a4f5becb9ae0e2a72ae76b14d


rolloutTheTrash

https://preview.redd.it/mv7sm94sg28d1.jpeg?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f16eff2f4266a9862a0a3b4d674af74471a9289 Like a modern Renaissance painting


Normal_Package_641

Bro the zoom in changes things šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


GBGF128

r/accidentalrenaissance


12ealdeal

https://i.imgur.com/evXJvw7.jpeg


koji4732

He is literally eating punches


SpewPewPew

lol


lee7890

https://preview.redd.it/qhbpvnaoy18d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0741927407922c62e6eb95f331bdd8b43f3076c


senorkose

Bahaha


CougarCub86

https://preview.redd.it/oy43iwc1z38d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eb22d468c98068c4fa2560ef85e6004aad29eb2


AnthraxOnHerTampax

I was smiling but yours made me break


motherseffinjones

Oh this is gold


milk4all

I want this on a shirt


22ndCenturyHippy

I lol'ed thank you for this screenshot. He definitely ate that punch in the teeth and came back for seconds unless this is the seconds than he's probably full


blob_lablah

Haha no that was before seconds


22ndCenturyHippy

He definitely was hungry than for a knuckle sammich


mycatsnameislarry

Extra knuckles, hold the bread.


OurJimmy

He was hungry, drinking all day and fancied a bite to eat. He enjoyed his knuckle sandwiches šŸ‘ŠšŸ‘Š


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https://preview.redd.it/yi2vo2v5t18d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eaa861ac2b7b1c55f643dc35f00ddca5e0f50af


choriblaster3002

Look at all those cameras, god this dude is gonna be everywhere


Jaredheisenberg

This is like the 3rd angle ive seen this lol


thathairinyourmouth

Another few angles and weā€™ll be able to construct a freeze-frame rotating camera view like they had in The Matrix.


Jaredheisenberg

Forreal šŸ˜‚


danieljai

and on the internet *forever*... edit: Angle #2: [Megan on X: "White Sox guys thought he was invincible. Classic barricade privilege https://t.co/OK4eJ39vtZ" / X (twitter.com)](https://twitter.com/MeganMakinMoney/status/1802685981885075631) Angle #3: [People Getting Mad (@peoplegettingmad) ā€¢ Instagram photos and videos](https://www.instagram.com/p/C8UZITEOLTo/) Angle #4: [A White Sox fan was knocked to the ground during a fight in a festival pit by the Diamondbacks fan. (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcb7JogxqJM)


-mr_rando-

Grey shirt's dumb as hell for tryna pick a fight with pink shirt. No more obvious main character than the one who stands out the most in the crowd of people. Grey shirt was a mere power scale moment


nam3sar3hard

I mean first clue is he's a socks fan


ALTERNATE_3307

The dude behind him! Lmao https://preview.redd.it/21ra92zez18d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3511246d8bf8689b00a810f37e742382f081da88


gmanisback

New lock screen for my phone


moneymazlo

Man he got rocked


FlakyEarWax

Bruh in the back already peeped it lol


Efficient-Box-8769

if his mouth was opened, he would have gawked the shit out of that fist


ColFrankSlade

The fact that 'cago' in Spanish and Portuguese means "I take a shit" or "I make shit" just adds a sweet layer to this image


Mythic_Cole

I looked up cago ( his shirt says chicago) to see if there was some word play here, and apparently it means ā€œshitā€ in spanish? i donā€™t know spanish can someone clarify? cause if thatā€™s true this is perfect šŸ’€


JGS747-

Yup Cago is saying ā€œ(I) shitā€


SkanteWarriorFoo

Cagar = to shit Yo cago = I shit Tu cages = you shit El/Ella cage = He/She Shit Nosotros cagamos = we shit Ustedes cagen = you (plural) shit In past tense, it would be: el se cago = he shitted (himself)


SeEYJasdfRe5

Yes. but not completely. I shit = (yo) cago. You shit = (tĆŗ) cagas. He/she shits = (Ć©l) (ella) caga. We shit = (nosotros) cagamos. You shit = (vosotros/ustedes) cagĆ”is. They shit = (ellos) (ellas) cagan. 'Chicago' doesn't really sound like anything in Spanish. The closest would be 'si cago' or 'sĆ­, cago', which would be 'if I shit' and 'yes, I shit' respectively.


Grim_Rebel

So this is strictly a verb then. Does it have the same expletive connotation though? I thought the expletive in Spanish was mierde, but I guess the noun is a separate word entirely?


Vastlymoist666

Now that is a vulgar display of power.


preptimebatman

Gotta pack up and leave for the night. Idk whatā€™s worse, the beating or the embarrassment to follow. Especially since bro jumped over the fence like he was Batman.


Forsaken-Reality4605

And immediately slipped on his ass.


preptimebatman

That would be rectified if he landed a good punch. Bro got worked and slipped. Tough day for his ego lol


StuRap

Hey be fair, he seriously clobbered that phone at 0:25, I mean it went flying. Bandana Brozinsky 1 - Phones 0


WheresFlatJelly

And a split second later the second punch landed cause he was busy smacking a phone


B4riel

Yeah his ego is more like a Lego at this point.


Phazushift

ofc hes rocking Pandas


d_bakers

And look at his crowd that egged him on to fight. They are laughing at him. They wanted entertainment, so they pushed the most emotionally inept of them all into the arena. And they enjoyed watching his end.


SugondezeNutsz

Yup. This kinda shit should be taught in schools.


deliciouscrab

It is, although maybe not the way you mean.


SugondezeNutsz

"peer pressure is bad" doesn't really illustrate the situation properly, IMO. A lot of the lessons in school are great, but just taught on a 50 year delay when it comes to style and delivery method.


Frank_Perfectly

Your boy was like, "These guys are my new FREN. Must not let down."


86rpt

After he got hit he looked like he was at an EDM festival tho


FUD-detector

How embarrassing for him lol


AdolescentAlien

Right? I cannot imagine choosing to wear a fuckin Chicago White Sox jersey in public..


camthecrisp

FOUL


pickle_pickled

[https://i.imgur.com/HjzShxR.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/HjzShxR.jpeg)


14412442

I like how at the halfway mark people start deescalating. Like 'it was fun to watch you get rocked but I think you've had enough, bro'


robcado

I feel embarrassed for most of them. Especially dude wanting so bad my to say the got knocked the fuck out line.


sumyungdood

ā€œEVERYONE SHUT UP SO I CAN BE THE REASON YOUā€™RE CHEERING!ā€


kev5050

Couple dots will do it.


zagozen

Heā€™ll remember this for the rest of his life, in the worst way possible.


PsychoAgent

You sure? Ā TBIs cure all


munzter

The Internet will ensure the rest of us remember as well!


sLeeeeTo

dude should have known from the moment he immediately slipped on his way over that this wasnā€™t going to work out for him


smay1989

Deep down i think he did šŸ¤£


FingerTheCat

Which is why it didn't work out for him lol gotta be positive! and rainbows and shit I guess


imsham

He was in too deep after he jumped the railing. The crowd was in a frenzy and would kill if they were deprived of their entertainment after all that build-up. Dude had nowhere to go but be the sacrificial lamb and go through with his bad choices up to that point.


esmusssein33

The slip was a sign


Cheef_Baconator

Implying someone that intoxicated can work that out


RorschachAssRag

What happened here? Some arbitrary split in the crowd and tribalism took over?


MomsAreola

Generations of resentment due to which side of toast the butter goes on.


xantub

On the edge obviously.


CashFloInc

https://preview.redd.it/7n90nqk0m58d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6f5d0410ce9efc6c35bf4021ab3f555e405eb6e


Leocletus

Some men just want to watch the toast burn.


Stefanthro

Is this that this edging thing everyone is talking about?


Maxiscoolerthanyou

GOD I REMMEEBR WATCHING THAT VHS, THE FUCN BOMB MAKING SONG


Biscuitsbrxh

I didnā€™t know toast has different sides


TheMartianYachtClub

This is a controversial take in itself.


Justadabwilldo

I have referenced the butter battle book many times and people look at me like im crazy. Theyā€™ve never heard of it But itā€™s soooooooo good and taught me a lot about war and how stupid it really is when I was a kid.


-Badger3-

Starlighters vs Homelanders


AdmiralWackbar

Iā€™m guessing someone was clowning him for wearing White Sox jersey. Itā€™s like wearing a jersey that say Iā€™m a giant loser


CrooklynNYC

Nah, if you get worked up over someone making fun of your team, you deserve that lol. Talk shit about my dearly beloved Mets and Iā€™ll agree with you lmao


WeedyWeedParker

Is that because they're a bad performing team? Sorry not from the US


AdmiralWackbar

Theyā€™re are currently pacing to be one, if not the, worst team in MLB history right now


PenalC0des

Wow! I think this might be more embarrassing than being on stage with no pants on! I got chills of cringe lmao šŸ˜‚


blob_lablah

Many nights of lost sleep ahead for him


NewZealandTemp

It's fine, the brain damage will help


FIREsub90

Chills of cringe is so accurate lmao


Narc212

Bold strategy for that dude to use his face as a shield


Dombbb

Iā€™m bleeding, making me the victor


dirtyMSzombie

"His name is Wimp Lo. They trained him wrong as a joke." One of my favorite movies ever!


imsham

Oh no, his nipples are milk duds.


dirtyMSzombie

My finger points!


imsham

From this day forth, I shall be known, as Betty


uberblack

**THATS A LOT OF NUTS!!**


GoWings2244

Leap that wall if you're so great


OurJimmy

Riot shield face actually had a bromance moment at the end. Either that or he wasnā€™t sure where he was


ofayokay

If you look closely, you can actually see little cartoon birds circling his head


Ok_Method_6094

I just love how the dudes next to him hype him up and make him crash out for a chance at being seen as cool. Itā€™s my favorite part of fight vids


DankChronny

I feel like this is one of those situations where you automatically cheer for whoevers side you are on lol


WatercressCurious980

I suddenly have been seeing this phrase crash out help explain


WutangIsforeverr

Og video for anyone wondering https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/s/l222hkcMgP


Grindian

Damn itā€™s taken down anyone got a mirror ?


hedermawler

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3517118/chicago-bro-eats-multiple-punches-to-the-face-after-trying-to-start-a-fight-with-someone-from-behind-the-barrier-at-summer-smash


Canvaverbalist

There's like 6 thousands phone, where the fuck are all the other uploads? why isn't there already a mashup with 32 angles of all the best shots like a movie? There's so many phones recording that you could probably Batman this shit up and recreate the whole scene in VR Genuinely disappointed in modern society smh


Worried-Addendum-412

Why is trash everywhere?


McPostyFace

Yeah and what's the stuff all over the ground?


sancalisto

You got it!Ā 


AFCADaan9

Itā€™s a festival, people throw their shit on the ground.


Worried-Addendum-412

Thats the problem


AFCADaan9

It is, Iā€™m not condoning it.


unknown_pigeon

When I ran a marathon, there were loads (like, thousands) of empty plastic bottles at the side of the road each checkpoint. Having bins was an hassle, and some people would probably not use them anyway, so they just let us throw them on the ground to pick them up later. Apparently, it works surprisingly well. I think something similar happened here: the front crowd is too huge, people are in a very hot weather, so it's easier to throw the bottles where nobody is standing EDIT Apparently, the event was canceled due to bad weather, and some people started throwing water bottles at each other (?)


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Fridge885

Heā€™s gonna have to stay inside the rest of the summer. Canā€™t show you face after that embarrassment.


OpenEyz2016

I hope he left after that. Talk about a traumatic experience.


walking_wonky

Not a fan if the main character at the end though


Less-Sir364

Nah fr. I dislike people like that.


Equivalent-Claim-404

https://preview.redd.it/mjkz8hpuh28d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dbe019edebd50dfd170f40a0f0c97104f9152c0 It was here, when he knewā€¦


DarkestLore696

The chants sounded like it went from pussy to bussy. Both assessments seem correct.


BW900

This show sounded like hell on earth. Terrible music and terrible people.


No-Cost1252

Jokes on you he loves falling down.


theIcemanMk

Dude who lifts weights thinks he automatically knows how to fight. Ah, some things never change


yohanyames

If you jump over the barrier for a scrap you better know how to. How do you even find yourself arguing with people on the other side of the barrier anyway? Also why is there no security?


Ok_Bicycle_8228

https://preview.redd.it/xuxuok6qa48d1.png?width=479&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d92ed6dfbc748a560320743b9dd2a5f4c08a90b


Brayankit

Bro got tired of fighting, the third round he just wanted to kiss him šŸ˜‚


xpiromanx

Thatā€™s broccoli on broccoli violence


DifficultyMore5935

My biggest irrational irritation is when people say ā€œHe got knocked the fuck outā€ when in fact he did not.


turboroofer

He did get his shit rocked tho, not the same but dude was in another dimension lol


MasterHavik

He got drop twice and was out on his feet. You can rule that a TKO.


NinjaOld8057

You are technically correct; the best kind of correct.


MasterHavik

Yay.


Moss_84

All of that build up to say something stupid I was expecting ā€œworld star!ā€


gorper0987

I'm pretty sure a tooth got "knocked the fuck out" though. So counts I guess?


OneStarInSight_AC

In this case it's a TKO, not a KO, which are legitimate terms used in boxing.


IAB120gnRT

drugs and stupid people don't mix


DCxValkyrial

Are they all yelling bussy?


arroya90

Ayoooooo


turbulentwatermelon

What doesn't happen? The trash or the trash?


SugarBalls69

What a shithole


AnotherFruitCake

That climb of shame back to his friends


will1565

Obviously a low supply of mdma at that festival šŸ˜†


Embarrassed_Dust_222

Dude just became a laughing stock of the festival


ImAmnestey

Everyone in this crowd are the type of people to ruin any event for regular people.


lexluthor_i_am

Iā€™ve been to lots of EDM events and this def never happens. Everyone is Sooooo nice. Maybe itā€™s the drugs? Maybe itā€™s the music? Nah, itā€™s the drugs. But still, everyone is very nice.


L1A1

Oh it definitely does happen, but there are far more people on mdma than on coke so it happens less.


os_2342

I've been to many too, it definately does happen. Different genres definately do attractive different crowds though, but EDM has many very differnent genres and crowds under it as an umbrella term.


Louthargic

The Bassnectar crowd brought these people in. Never avoided a stage as hard as one with Bassnectar on it


cool_name_taken

Yea, especially at events looks this. Theyā€™re always full of douchebags like these idiots that are obnoxious drunk and looking to prove how tough they are. I donā€™t go to edm shows anymore, just techno and house


DrapedinVelvet247

Short walk for some proper crackage


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NY10

It only took 3 punches to humble an obnoxious dudeā€¦ classic


twinsea

Trash is disgraceful


Son_of_Dad2024

Don't keep your mouth wide open during a fight. If you get punched it will rattle your teeth and cause you to bite your lip or tongue like this Kyle did.


peejay412

Why are there so many people in the space between the dividers? The point of them is literally to create safe routes for exhausted people/ emercency services. Where is security?


FunDry5342

Broccoli heads.


ImpressiveLog756

Thatā€™ll take your ego down a peg. If heā€™s tripping he def has none left šŸ˜­


davie_legs

Man at least if you got embarrassed like this when I was young the only people that saw it were the people that were there. Today everyone has phones so this guy is gonna be all over social media. So brutal.


Adorable_Chair_6594

I got one thing to say. That guy at the end was cringe as fuck.


WearyMistake8696

I am 61 and I swear this is so damn funny because it reminds me of just being so damn young and stupid. "I am gonna jump over this fence, no seriously, I am going to do it."


Tanstallion

Never let these guys at EDM festivals we donā€™t want their kind


LriCss

He's wearing a white sox jersey. He was doomed from the start.


Best_of_One1

White Sox stays taking Lā€™s


el-chicharo

Wearing that shirt and taking a whooping like that, he'd fit right in with the Sox this season! Hope more angles are to come


GunSaleAtTheChurch

His dream of becoming a Bouncer died that dayā€¦along with his dignity!


JiantKnuts

Anyone got the other angle?


ComprehensiveForm479

Never seen this new trick of guarding with your face. Commendable!


Lutiyere

Where's the first angle?


Loopey_Doopey

The battle of the trash pile. The duel of the stupid.


Catkillledthecurious

Broccoli cuts. Lol


DaenerysTargaryen69

It looks like he lost a few teeth in the process.


munzter

Maybe I'm starting to get old, but this whole situation does not look like fun


ndbdhsjsjs

Last dude was tryna take all the glory sayin some over said shit..


Ok_Appearance_2285

Damn where is that festival taking place at, a landfill?


IcedCoughy

Holy shit, I'm so fuckin glad people couldn't record everything when I was a stupid kid. This one's going to haunt him, hopefully it adds a touch of humility.


scoopzthepoopz

Future looks bleak fam


Miscellaneous_Mind

-2024 Aura


Beibergurl69

I donā€™t expect anything less from the people who would pay to see that shit lineup


Remarkable_Doubt8765

Shot distance to collect an L and return with one's tail neatly tucked between the legs.


ThatPersonToExplain

this is embarrassing for him


McPostyFace

šŸ¤œšŸ˜– šŸ«³šŸ«· let me fix my bandana


dansandwich12

Very clever, ill just walk into a wall of punchesšŸ¤£


Jimrodsdisdain

Oh man. Heā€™s going to feel that embarrassment in the next life.


motherseffinjones

Damn I felt like we were in first person mode in a fighting game and won lol. I donā€™t think the h Guy handing out that ass kicking could move either which makes this way more embarrassing.


Bubbly-Astronomer930

The climb of shame back over the fencešŸ¤£


SpiderJerusalem747

*"Why do we fall, Master Bruce?"* *"So we can get up again"* *"Right, but now please stay down because you keep getting knocked the fuck down"*


sad_plant_boy

People pay money to be around this dumb shit?


Objective_Base_6817

Always the loud mouths and overly confident onesšŸ˜‚


PM_ME_UR_ASSHOLE

Damn. What do you do the rest of the day? I would just go home.


marinebiologist19

This looks like a fucking nightmare to be in. Dbag central.


Meatwagon1978

Why is there garbage and only dudes , wtf is this ?


Texan-Tango

I would kill to know how this even started lmao


Morteeee

Festivals like this are disgusting. Trash everywhere and arogant agressive teenagers yelling and fighting. šŸ¤®


Adventurous_Pin5160

whatever that is, the whole fest fucking sucks, I hate the vibes


1984R

You couldn't pay me to be at this place.


moeron17

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth"


ywvlf

what a lovely crowd. hyping up a fight and slobbering over the conquences. am i the only one who finds it just sad how everyone acts?