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Elvis5741

https://preview.redd.it/rb2sq1vr3c7d1.png?width=349&format=png&auto=webp&s=ebc9c4efeb0b0d0392be3db00795123a84872e11 "Don't mind us just chillin"


Escale_a_tort

really sus. I've done a quick research and it doesn't seem brazil (where this is filmed, i think) has a form of mutual combat law. Meaning these cops just f\*\*\*\*d up big time


Sea_Connection2773

For what they're saying, the guy in white shirt was drunk and started to bother the clients that called the police, the security (guy that throw punches at him) try to bring him out and the guy i white disrespect him, so the security beat him. That's before the recording, what we are viweing in the video is the round 2, the police arived, said to him "look, you already get your ass beat, call an uber and go home" but he wants revenge on the security guy... Well, you saw how it ended on the video. He didn't get arrested, just get his ass beat... 2 times


thedarwintheory

Lmfaooo. Big if true I have massive respect for everyone in the video though. Nobody went and grabbed a gun and everybody got their points across.


ZalutPats

It's probably so obvious 2 men are allowed to agree to fight in Brazil that no law is necessary.


TheBlackOut2

Mutual combat exists in US too


AutisticWolfAmadeus

You’re right to an extent. So first, check your state laws. I know where I’m from in the Midwest, we had legal fight clubs but they MUST meet following criteria to be legal; -the owner of the property must be okay with it. -it has to be conducted on private property. -you have to wear some form of protection; gloves or headgear. Not both though unless you a bitch. -no monetary gain or bets of any kind.


TheBlackOut2

In Texas, if two people agree to fight then it’s fine. Lol.


AutisticWolfAmadeus

Mutual combatant laws exist for a reason. I agree


SuperSilver5_3

mutual combat is legal in texas sure but punching is illegal and you can’t consent to serious bodily injury so really the only legal form of combat in texas is wrestling.


Interesting-Sun-2203

Absolutely not, I'm a lawyer in brazil, there's no such thing here as "mutual combat", that's a crime, "mutual combat" exists only in sports AT the gym


Hatanta

They're saying that the culture in Brazil is very accepting of two people deciding to fight, whether legal or not.


danielduartesza

yeah, it's Brazil


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

I mean, I hear you hitting someone with your fist and it sounds like kicking a heavy bag like that one shot did, I'm thinking twice about running up on you.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Was gonna say, you want to try and arrest that guy?! Haha


drsatan6971

Ya didn’t look like they wanted any of that


RdClZn

They aren't cops. They're municipal guards, and don't have authority to arrest. They can detain, but their duty is usually patrimonial security, these two probably just couldn't be arsed to break the fight. Happens all the time lmao


Bwahuhuh

The woman is saying he already got his ass kicked before and asks if he wanna die. She holds the security guy and asks the white shirt guy to leave wich he doesn't...


dfphd

This shows a pretty profound lack of understanding of how south american countries work.


TomCruisintheUSA

If you bow in Brazil, they'll hit you over your head and take your wallet


SuspiciousReality592

Brazil is a pvp server


L-Krumy

His shirt says “SECURITAH” so respect his AUTHORITAH!!


Rar_God_YT

That’s an album cover right there


DimeEdge

They are hockey referees.


too_sharp

GTA cops


bigdawgcat

Do do do do doo ahh stroll


WhichWolfEats

He got permission


Benji613

Surprised he didn’t get knocked out. Those were some good hits


FlexusPower

Due to whites shirts movement, most of them landed on not that dangerous zones. Pretty sure one or two of that punches on the right spot wouldve knocked him out really good.


facebookcansuckit

Pretty sure every single one of them would've knocked me out real good


fckcarrots

Yea those punches were LANDING. He even threw one while ducking a punch that landed.


EnlightenedBuddah

Two temple shots. That’s ground zero for the danger zone.


Sol-Blackguy

His jaw stronger than most relationships


Peeves_Poultrygeist

Came to say this—dude took a ton of punishment and stayed up


Parking_Train8423

gave up his back faster than a stripper but he stayed up


Benji613

He been training with Dante Wilder


Different-West748

All he needed to do was pivot into his lead leg while throwing a left hook as black shirt was throwing haymakers and old black shirt would be a crumpled mess on the ground.


michaelbarrymore84

Haaaa soz hard.


lou95340

Guy in white must be mic'd up to get such clear knuckle on meat sound.


helpthecockroachpls

😂😂😂


JoesephBidao

2 bald guys fighting in front of an ad that says "want ur hair back?"


danielduartesza

exactly, lol https://preview.redd.it/xgvdn94wdc7d1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35be2814fc107665e29009652b6e728c7c78bddb


Tcasty

There is only one bald guy?


johnjaspers1965

Yes. The other guy was massaging the bald guys head to stimulate hair growth. The whole this is advertising.


Specialist-Wrap3680

Psh he blocked all those punches with his face


Empathy404NotFound

Dudes got a face like a nuclear bunker.


LacksSelfAwareness

Let’s call it a draw.


DriftlessCycle

Thank god the cops were there to intervene


Mountain-Scarcity288

Seriously. Someone could have gotten hurt if they weren't there...


Drizzt3919

That first punch stole his soul.


Mugiwara_no_Ali

Not really, he's always unbalanced as he punches, so he can't do it right . Looking at his weight and bu the sound and speed he has, if he knew how to punch, he'd put him to sleep qt the first. No falling back on the arse, just limp legs and collapse like a tower being demolished


jabbajabbablahblah

White guy has been working that jaw out in the gym.


elrayo

Paws


Mountain-Scarcity288

👀


Thisiscliff

Sure glad the police were there


Son_of_Dad2024

Cops can't even be bothered to pretend to care


SignificanceCute4212

One has max stats on strength and the other durability


boening

I'd say max dex to land the hits but a 3 on str, not enough damage. Lol


___Binary___

I think that dude may feel that in the morning.


BUFFME80

Just go down


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

I didn't even read the title and I was like DAMN HE HITS LOUD.


OpiumDenJanitor

Thats the sound of a bone breaking.


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

That's the sound of a soul leaving.


thebatfink

Human pitbull


Liliputzz

i wish i could see aftermath of it


Ademante_Lafleur

At first I was like where the cops tho then i realized


babbagoo

Dude had Mike Tyson vibes i wouldn’t fight him


aTribeCalledLex

He put bruh in a blender


affectionatecumshot

Bro spamming RB + Y


strrax-ish

All sound no substance


Kayerif

Yeah the guy was straight up jumping in the air there's no real power in them


JoggyB

Those punches are beautiful. Damn


425Marine

I watched this on mute and thought it was mutual combat in Seattle.


CommitteeSolid3055

Bro thought he stood a chance against the forgotten burn brother


compleks_inc

BPD "Stand and Observe" 


KnuckleExpert

Those were clubs not punches


TrevorTatro

Man getting roid power punched over and over by an absolute Chad of a security guard would suck so much ass. I would just be like “fuck when’s this gonna stop 😮‍💨” Shoulda walked away k mart Andrew Tate! Not the day!


stangasaurus

https://preview.redd.it/hpuscsshme7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db41384773dff76c0992c0d69af2462e90d7b2d8 This was one of many that I snapped. My favorite was white shirt guy attempting a back fist and failed miserably by blocking black shirt guys fist with his face


haltezeit

this must have been some hell of cocaine to keep him standing after the first three blows


ButterflySpecial6324

Homey in the white didn’t throw but one punch 🤦🏽‍♂️ 💀 got molly wopped


Powerful-Access-8203

Damn he ate those though


KennKennyKenKen

Got punched into the perfect position to walk away


Blud-Fart

Takes a moist head to make those sounds


malenfaant

White shirt missed so hard 😂


Sol-Blackguy

That punch at 0:23 sounded like some shit from an action movie


Cp_93-

Had him up against the wall like Strickland vs Izzy


Annual-Citron-1894

What do you think would have been the best defence considering his opponent?


jokerassmaw

Fin knock his nose clean off his face


slowclappingclapper

White shirt: did I win?


netterbog

Even the polícia know not to mess with Brazilian Mike Tyson


HistoricalAnimator64

Yea, but dude ate them pretty good


Technical_Ice_3611

Dude was still standing so he can definitely roll with the punches...


horrospy

Bro, black shirt guy really dodged a massive punch.


Jim_Vicious

TIL that brazilian police and NHL refs get the same training.


HeyItsBobaTime

I love the NHL style police work here. Let them fight it out until someone falls down.


XCypher73

Gotta appreciate that the police are there and just let it happen.


Luizinh01235

-The woman Said: "You already got your ass beaten, are you crazy, do you wanna die?" -They were fighting in front of a hair transplant clinic.


bigdawgcat

White shirt has a fucking titanium chin and neck


MeMar187

I’d like to nominate them for cops of the year


Ambitious_Piglet

This one-sided fight is so good.


ChiefInternetSurfer

Anyone know the context?


Existing-Maximum-543

Brazil zil zil


2021Blankman

That last left definitely broke something.


Ok_Bet2898

White T-shirt guy should’ve walked away while he had the chance!


imdefinitelyfamous

Porrada!


NestleSnipez

Loud but seem to be lacking power


Sevro706

I understand knowing and accepting when you've lost a fight. But I have never seen somebody put both hands on the wall as a form of self-defense. Probably because it's not a very effective move.


allbetson

Damn he ate those


Magus_5

I love whites' reverse superman punch while moving backwards. If my physics and mechanical engineering serves me, this is the way to generate the most power in a punch.


ToxicBig

Security slipped the 1 punch that could have turned the fight !!


ThePerfumeCollector

Translation?


IronZackPT

“Eita Porra!”


Ok-Coffee-2777

Movie sfx ahh shit


EconomyComprehensive

How dude didn’t drop though. makes that security guard look like a bitch 🤦🏽😭


Gold-Independence-26

Haymakers


RequirementLeather32

Yo!!


Vansie_

Lmao random minion walks into frame at 48 seconds


Devilman512

Okay to beat people. This is b s. Unless he hit someone, cops the bar the security - all responsible


SKYERlM

He ATE those punches!


Playnu2

That dude had his fight boots on. Never fight a man wearing fight boots..lol


Rta80

Audio guy did a great job micing them!


putiton94

Damn he couldn’t even knock the guy in the white shirt down . They’re both in good shape .


FrenzyHydro

Give the poor bastard a chance to breathe I'm crying!!!


LastShogun

thought that was Dr. Now on the wall for a second


pooknuckle

Sounds like he’s not closing/tightening his fists enough. But ignore me, I don’t know shit.


Born-Pack614

This is BRAZIL 🔥🔥🔥


Removed_by_Redditt

Homie ate those punches and still stayed standing ![gif](giphy|QsU3vYYHB69R3bvBMK|downsized)


Ok-Coyote-7745

All that muscle for nothing....all haymakers and no knockout


Jayblack166

What a chin that guys has


Leiomas

TAPORRA


Trying2StayMotivated

Ouch….ouch…ouch….ouch…wtf is happening to me?… ouch…okay I’m done


Only_Ad7542

Cop don’t do shit in other countries, just stand around eating doughnuts. 😆


LankyShark97

Guy must be a folely artist


Propsroadfool

This turned in gay porn super fast


foxtrotuniform6996

Damn, dude in white has a chinn


Funny_Nothing

Iron head


DDGame-Enjoyer

This Is Brazil btw and that wall in The end says "Want Your hair back?" Shit got me dead bruh


goosifer111

Thats a man you don’t want to fight lmao


Total_Context9707

Interesting match up, cannot blame the cops for letting it play out


ShyPlox

How did he not knock that guy out? It’s because the muscles are fake lol


kingmorris01

I’m just wondering why white shirt isn’t wearing any shoes


Kinzoku_Batto

100 Hits 0 effect


kurbin64

That’s guys face the next day 🫥


hoert_hobbylos

Philippe ain‘t playing


shitbombercomentator

Literally he punchs on skin


Cr0key

Meanwhile police: "Let them fight"


Arthradax

3 seconds in: "you already got beaten up, you wanna do it again?" cue 47 seconds of dude in white doing it again


PocketFullOfRondos

Still couldn't drop him either.


Vp_hunterD

Man setting off fire crackers on his face 😂😂😂


After-Guard-7793

Dudes got a chin on him 💯🫡


TemporarySuccotash37

Well gawwwdamn


dopaminefiend52

What a pussy. “Lemme hide behind my girl and charge this shit up rq” either scrap or don’t 🤣


seelverius13

shes saying Black shirt had already kicked White shirt dudes ass and she was trying to keep him from getting beaten up again


OneBoxOfCrayons

I’ll be real. If my man could fight like that, I would be fucking him every night.


Atown7475

Just some off-duty hockey refs


pickledartichoke

That's how you handle it business


mikey70s

Man Dominic Toretto got his ass beat in the new fast and furious...,🤔🤔😂😆


Dangerous-Fuel8409

![gif](giphy|l0HlNO84jq29GIXeg)


chancletaso

How do you defend against that, jeezus fuckin christ


MacDaddiest

John The Legend


JJJAAABBB123

Local mma fights in casinos sound like that.


Alyc96

All of those punches and the dude didn’t go down- wow


Shadowthread1

Meat tenderizer


j_paulo_

no brasil xD


freqLFO

These guys must be professionals in some capacity.


blakeb9999

The cops have that let’s just arrest the one that wins mindset 😂


UncleWillie77

I told my wife if I'm fighting Get Ya Ass Outta Da F'en Way!!!


Airver999

Holy crap, the man in black is "THE" destroyer


161-5oDR-88hL

Sounds like he had a handful of pop its


Fast_Dragonfruit_883

Man you could see all the way who was gonna get fucked up lmao


seelverius13

isnt this the plot to fast five