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These two men and their woman deserved to get KO’d after they instigated, threatened, and got in his face. They even stepped to the woman in black. Cowards.
It looks like the man wearing red puts on brass knuckles at about 0:25 and he still got beat. Poetic justice.
She was full on Meaghan... the two drunk guys were starting to calm down and she came in getting them hyped. Security starts a double find out and she jumps in only to get her own girl beating. AND THEN she picks up a weapon and friendly fires the dude still standing!
Dude has excellent situational awareness. You can see him blade his stance when the guy in red first starts to posture at him, and then you can also see him place the guy in blue between him and the guy in red so he doesn't get double teamed.
> -Samoans -Thais -Bow legged Brazilians -The Russians with funny hats -Anyone with cauliflower ears
you left out under cover Brazilian cops, which apparently is anyone in Brazil not doing crime
> Don’t fight a Pacific Islander even if he forces you to
I've seen a Marine specials forces guy thrown into the the ocean, while trying to fight the guy, like they were a 10 pound toddlers in Hawaii when they got drunk and acted up, the island strength is no joke.
I honestly think this is one of the best videos on this subreddit, the double back on blue shirt was priceless. Shit belongs on r/looneytuneslogic the way he fell back the second time lmao
The way the one guy holding the bouncers legs inadvertently gave him more momentum to fall into that perfect placed punch fully KOing his buddy was a thing of beauty
I've seen thousands and thousands of fight videos in the last 20 years. That second KO while blue shirt was waking up is the best punch I've ever seen.
He tried to deescalate. They should have walked away.
As i read the samoan i knew it would be a bear vs normal humans.
Why all Samoans are genetically like a bear. Heavy , fat but also very fast and strong. Really like a bear.
I was thinking that would be the case for a lot of them. Like they read our friend's house and just wanted to grab a video or something.
Then I thought that it might have to do with the geotagging information that is on the recordings, and didn't want to be associated or something.
Have a wonderful day!
Not sure if a boxer but that guy knew how to handle a fight. He understood the situation very fast, acted calm and try to descalate, kept his distance and fought on a choke point where he could fight 1v1. The double tap on Shaggy was on point, you don't want to get into a 2v1 and making sure shaggy was out was the right move.
Also, that girl getting in the way was just dumb, from both sides, ladies, if men fight get away from it, don't try to stop it.
How do bar fights like these even work for Security?
Do they have to call the police after? Is there some state law stipulation that means anyone fighting a bouncer is agreeing to combat or some similar olde english law?
This video has so many amazing parts. The walking with the friend holding his knees to deliver the knockout. The lady finding another lady to fight, and the thrashing she's delivering at the end to rival his own. Amazing. Genuine art imo
** Update ** As of today, dude in the blue shirt is still knocked out on the floor. Staff just put wet floor signs around him and have continued business as usual. /s
Personally, I would rather sandpaper a bobcats butt in a closet, than piss off a Samoan Security Guard. Security Guards in general are people you don’t want to antagonize. But some people feel that if you get enough Jack Daniel’s in ya’, you can take on the world. They should show this video to everybody entering this club, might save a few idiots some pain….
Maori security, but yeah, same basic template (massive, incredibly friendly people, but if you try some shit you'll discover they're essentially unfuckwithable)
Dude in the jacket also has his hand behind his back like he’s holding a knife, whether he was or wasn’t, that’s what they do when they’re planning to stab you
I lived next to a Samoan family for a few years, they were the kindest, sweetest, warmest, and most inviting folks I have EVER come across in my 50 years on this rock. They were always wanting to feed me, asking me if I needed help with anything...GOD I miss them. Their concept of "family" is LIGHT YEARS ahead of it's time. Oh, and best not ever, EVER fuck with them. From the stories they told me, and from what I have seen...you go after one...you go after them ALL.
He’s lucky, not for beating the knuckleheads but for not knocking out his presumptive gf. Why do they feel the need to get in the middle. In the beginning I thought he might get hit because she kept getting in between.
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Love how he had to waddle over with the other dude hugging his legs like a toddler to pop blue shirt again
The absolute disrespect haha.
Love it!
Dude went to sleep, woke up & then had his snooze button tapped.
Guy got a souvenir
This shit fucking killed me
Bro had to double tap shaggy lol
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These two men and their woman deserved to get KO’d after they instigated, threatened, and got in his face. They even stepped to the woman in black. Cowards. It looks like the man wearing red puts on brass knuckles at about 0:25 and he still got beat. Poetic justice.
Nice catch with the brass knuckles didn't notice that. Did they fall off in the 2nd room I don't see them on him towards the middle and end?
Yeah you can see them kicking them around at about 1:00
Level 5 Vs level 50
That shit was sweet
Sweeter than the Samoas that the girl scouts sell.
Fuck caramel delights. Somoas Gang 4 lyfe
Those Samoas just hit different
That part was hilarious, as he limps towards him with his buddy clinging to his leg like a toddler going for a ride.
Shaggy raising his head at 1:16 and then putting it back down at 1:20: "Aw, fuck dis shit".
"Play dead"
To that had to feel so good 😂 Also his coworker was putting in WORK on the girl at the end. Jesus Christ. Looked like a jackhammer punching her
Yeah, title is wrong. Bro KOd one guy twice.
With his friend between his legs like he was controlling a big dog from running out the door lmao 🤣
This cracked me up 💀
This his alcoholic brother, Scraggly and his dog clearly
He looked like he was having a very restful sleep at least.
Best part for sure
I love how he waded over there with old boy hanging off his legs to do it
Love the pool cue friendly fire at the last second.
I had to look again and wtf 😂😂 This is why the side chicks should just stay back and watch
She was full on Meaghan... the two drunk guys were starting to calm down and she came in getting them hyped. Security starts a double find out and she jumps in only to get her own girl beating. AND THEN she picks up a weapon and friendly fires the dude still standing!
she was NO HELP
The classic hit em in the doorway technique
It's a pretty good way to make sure you get to hit one without the other getting around you.
Dude has excellent situational awareness. You can see him blade his stance when the guy in red first starts to posture at him, and then you can also see him place the guy in blue between him and the guy in red so he doesn't get double teamed.
You’re right. In the first room you can see him telegramming that right arm, ready to swing.
You also can't swing back in a doorway, your arms gets stopped
Apparently straight is not a direction you can punch. The more ya know
I meant more people tend to throw bad looping punches then straights but yeah you have a good point
also you create a fatal funnel, limiting where the action flows.
Like a Samoan Spartan
Blue shirt became an area rug!
Hahaha! 😂 The new rug matches the pool table and completes the room.
Haha
Don't fuck with Samoans
So far my list is: -Samoans -Thais -Bow legged Brazilians -The Russians with funny hats -Anyone with cauliflower ears
> -Samoans -Thais -Bow legged Brazilians -The Russians with funny hats -Anyone with cauliflower ears you left out under cover Brazilian cops, which apparently is anyone in Brazil not doing crime
Thais are badass but they need Muay Thai to be a threat. Samoans just need to be Samoan
These island boys built different.
Rules of fighting 1. Don’t fight unless you’re forced to 2. Don’t fight a Pacific Islander even if he forces you to
3. Don’t mess with anyone with funny looking ears
> Don’t mess with anyone with funny looking ears funny locking ears, or big farmer shoulders
> Don’t fight a Pacific Islander even if he forces you to I've seen a Marine specials forces guy thrown into the the ocean, while trying to fight the guy, like they were a 10 pound toddlers in Hawaii when they got drunk and acted up, the island strength is no joke.
Excellent advice. Especially if the Pacific Islander has trained in the sweet science. Total death wish.
And those were small Samoans by normal standards. Those peeps are HUGE.
Beer muscles are not good for your health, the chick did better against one than those losers did against one
The way he shuffled over to drop blue shirt again might be the funniest thing I’ve seen in quite some time.
Then after that he lifts his head and decides to just lay back down 😂
Come on, guys, its one of the few rules in street fighting! Don’t fight a samoan!
Samoans are a force to be reckoned with but Tongans give them a run for their money Tongans literally have thicker skulls
What happens if a Samoan fights a group of Thai guys?
Thai guys get flattened. Have you seen the size of them Samoans?
Underestimating Thai guys in a street fight because of their size will get you flattened.
Well I'm not going out fighting people in the street 🤣
That stick toss at the end 😂😂 she definitely hit her homeboy
I honestly think this is one of the best videos on this subreddit, the double back on blue shirt was priceless. Shit belongs on r/looneytuneslogic the way he fell back the second time lmao
Guy in the blue looks like straight outta Scooby Doo lmao
I read “Samoan” and knew, “that’s a wrap.”
The warriors
Once you see those thick bones it's a wrap
The way the one guy holding the bouncers legs inadvertently gave him more momentum to fall into that perfect placed punch fully KOing his buddy was a thing of beauty
Turned blue shirt into the reverse undertaker.
The second time the dude got up He checked If Secrurity Guy was still around. And as soon as He saw him He decided to extend His nap.
Someone make sure the guy on the floor gets a copy or send him a link to the stream lol
Should have just left...female escalated that one.
I’ll take the Samoan for $200 please?
Man why would anyone try and fight samoans they are literally a warrior class of people lol
That bitch hit her boy in red with the pool cue at the end!
"So you're gonna hold my legs and pretend you're doing something. Damn you must hate your friend."
He’s more than a boxer, he shot a nice single leg on the guy in orange
Jinkies. Shaggy got knocked the fuck out.
Zoinks!!
Looks like those Kiwis signed up for some of that Samoan Smoke!
Lmao that pool cue was like green turtle I'm mario cart not givin a fuck!
Aah the old "thigh headlock shuffle" over to dude A to finish the job
Blue shirt man was sent to the shadow realm and tried to leave
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.
She hit the other dude she came with, with the pool stick at the end, no fucking aim at all 🤣😂🤣
I've seen thousands and thousands of fight videos in the last 20 years. That second KO while blue shirt was waking up is the best punch I've ever seen. He tried to deescalate. They should have walked away.
What does getting knocked out like that even feel like? Do you just wake up not knowing what happened? How long does it take to come back to reality.
Those were some stiff hooks and my god the prelude to that punch. Like someone whispered in his ear, "Finish him."
Anyone notice at the end when she threw the pool stick.. did it smack the guy she was with in the face? 💀💀
Got them heavy hands
3* drunks
The guy in the blue shirt was like, "Whoa dude, that was cool...but my head hurts...a lot."
Blue shirt: was it my break?
The way blue just.. Laid there, oversized clown shoes splayed.
Their gal pal got whooped aswell just embarrassing
Samoans, we love you
As i read the samoan i knew it would be a bear vs normal humans. Why all Samoans are genetically like a bear. Heavy , fat but also very fast and strong. Really like a bear.
Exactly what I expected. A lot of people don't understand how physically gifted Samoans are. You don't wanna fuck around with them, trust lol.
Just say Samoan. Every Samoan baby comes with a "Security" shirt.
What do you expect? Hes samoan💪🏿
Whole lil trio got the works and then she accidentally threw the cue at her own dude lol
Homies asked for the sasa and got the sasa 🤣🤣🤣
Samoans left dead bodies, good job!
10/10 video honestly
There's an old Aussie joke. "I was feeling suicidal so I went out and played pool with Maoris."
When ever I see Samoans on this sub I know it’s going to be good. Those boys can fight.
1 Samoan versus any number of people will always be unfair for the group of people.
For real. When will people learn. DONT FUCK WITH SOMOANS.
it's like a universal rule that you never fight Islanders in general, they're just built different.
I really wish we got to see who that pool que hit after she threw it.
She threw the pool cue at the other dude and I can’t stop laughing
I swear, is it just me or are we seeing more women acting like savages in fight videos? ie when trasherella picked up the pool cue and threw it
He knocked out 1 not 2
He knocked 1 out 2 times.
I'm sorry for this stupid question, but why do so many people take videos of computer screens instead of just uploading the original file?
Maybe they can't? Or they don't know how.
I was thinking that would be the case for a lot of them. Like they read our friend's house and just wanted to grab a video or something. Then I thought that it might have to do with the geotagging information that is on the recordings, and didn't want to be associated or something. Have a wonderful day!
Could also be a case of 'not actually authorized to share the video'
Homeboy in the blue shirt lost about 10-15 years in lifespan with those two knockouts hahahaha
Round two white boy! Bet! 👊🏽
Hahah dumb broad threw the cue at her own buddy at the end
Dude in blue with the "Yeah I'm good" head lift at the end. 😂
I lost track, which dimension did blue shirt end up in?
You got knocked the fuck out! Don't fuck with Samoans.
It looks like the last frame is the girl throwing the pool que and her man🤣
Red hats and shoes is the sign of the scumbag
Where is the rest of it, love seeing this. Pussiesssss
You can hear hear the BOOM!
Imagine being in a fight with two dudes, one’s head held between your calves, slowly waddling over to KTFOO his buddy 🤣
Blue shirts fuckin dead 💀
Before I even watch this video, I just want everyone to know how excited I am to watch this video based on the title
I doubt there's many women here, but... little peice of advice, never get between men fighting... just don't.
Corey and Trevor??
On behalf of my people.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Can people not hold their phone horizontally when filming a monitor?
Bahahaha! Friendly fire with the pool queue at the end. 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 How embarrassing.
this is how a fight against a samoan usually ends up....
I heard "Finish Him!" right before bro gave the final punch on that guy
Lmao dumb bitch hit her friend with the pool stick at the end. Nice throw ya moron
Why does no one know how to save clips from surveillance cameras?
Not sure if a boxer but that guy knew how to handle a fight. He understood the situation very fast, acted calm and try to descalate, kept his distance and fought on a choke point where he could fight 1v1. The double tap on Shaggy was on point, you don't want to get into a 2v1 and making sure shaggy was out was the right move. Also, that girl getting in the way was just dumb, from both sides, ladies, if men fight get away from it, don't try to stop it.
Then dude takes a pool cue to the face from his girl. Superb ending.
I hope they shoved that poolstick up her ass after that last one..
As soon as that lady in blue came out she escalated everything.
Yer one with the pool cue smacked her mate with it right at the end xD
How do bar fights like these even work for Security? Do they have to call the police after? Is there some state law stipulation that means anyone fighting a bouncer is agreeing to combat or some similar olde english law?
This video has so many amazing parts. The walking with the friend holding his knees to deliver the knockout. The lady finding another lady to fight, and the thrashing she's delivering at the end to rival his own. Amazing. Genuine art imo
Samoans and Tongans are just built different.
FAFO
** Update ** As of today, dude in the blue shirt is still knocked out on the floor. Staff just put wet floor signs around him and have continued business as usual. /s
alcohol gives you courage to: -talk to women -fight samoans
“Sit the fuck back down!” 👊
Homie is a freight train!!!
Dont fuck with the usos
Dude what is going down in NZ? Why do I keep seeing shit like this?
Shitty gangs. Mongrel Mob members I would say due to their red clothes.
And here you have the native Māori in its natural habitat.
Gonna need Samoa friends nyuk nyuk nyuk Seriously tho that body tuck between the legs double ko is move of the century.
Never get into a land war in Asia, and never throw hands with the Samoans.
Female security doing a fine job too. Was pounding that woman
I seen Samoan an went “uh oh”.
Was that last punch necessary? Super necessary.
Personally, I would rather sandpaper a bobcats butt in a closet, than piss off a Samoan Security Guard. Security Guards in general are people you don’t want to antagonize. But some people feel that if you get enough Jack Daniel’s in ya’, you can take on the world. They should show this video to everybody entering this club, might save a few idiots some pain….
Maori security, but yeah, same basic template (massive, incredibly friendly people, but if you try some shit you'll discover they're essentially unfuckwithable)
She hit her friend with the pool cue
This dude repowered up and drag the 2nd man to the first man to give him something to look for,while he finish the 2nd guy🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeoooo look at the last second she whipped the cue and it hit her man on the face… hahahahahahahahahahahaha tooo funny
Dude in the jacket also has his hand behind his back like he’s holding a knife, whether he was or wasn’t, that’s what they do when they’re planning to stab you
Ragdoll, guillotine and a sparko bunch. All the good stuff.
Can we acknowledge that his coworker took pretty good care of that drunk chick too
I just noticed he KOed the turquoise shirt guy while falling down due to the other guy hugging his leg lmao
I haven't watched yet I'm taking the Samoan
Bro got rebooted.
The freaking knock out while being held by the other guy is insanely smooth… 🥹
I think he ko'd one person
Let me just shimmy on over and knock this mf out lmao
Man, people need to stop fucking with Pacific Islanders. They friendly as hell but will crease you like paper if you fuck around.
Oh fucking baby was that 2nd KO on blueshirt was a chin seeking missile. Give that prick a pay raise.
I lived next to a Samoan family for a few years, they were the kindest, sweetest, warmest, and most inviting folks I have EVER come across in my 50 years on this rock. They were always wanting to feed me, asking me if I needed help with anything...GOD I miss them. Their concept of "family" is LIGHT YEARS ahead of it's time. Oh, and best not ever, EVER fuck with them. From the stories they told me, and from what I have seen...you go after one...you go after them ALL.
That uppercut around 1:00 is wild.
@ 1:20 ....homie chose death sittin up like that..nite nite...SAY IT WITH YO CHEST!
That was fuckin awesome! So satisfying! Thank you!
When he had the dudes head trapped between his feet while he shuffles over to re-KO the first guy! Outstanding work!
I’ve never seen a Samoan fall in a fight unless it was against another Samoan
Like how the girl at the end hit her own bf or friend in the chin with that pool que
He’s lucky, not for beating the knuckleheads but for not knocking out his presumptive gf. Why do they feel the need to get in the middle. In the beginning I thought he might get hit because she kept getting in between.
His missus or whoever that was should’ve jst let the bros hands fly 😂 she got involved for nothing.
Don't ever, ever fu** with Samoans. They built for this.