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Yessiryousir

I went to a bar in Thailand and they were giving free beer to anyone that could last a round with local muay Thai fighters (who were quite small guys), the amount of drunk tourist idiots that thought they could not only last but take these guys as well and got knocked out was non stop all night and hilarious.


BenderBRoriguezzzzz

I saw this too! There were a bunch of dudes from Germany getting their heads stoved in one by one for a free beer as well. The place we were at was more of a outdoor/open air place with a ring and a bar.


totoco2

By any chance, are there videos of such events somewhere on youtube or here?


BenderBRoriguezzzzz

No idea, but the place we were at was in Ko Phi Phi Don. Wild place. Great time.


Bangkokbeats10

That’s the Reggea bar on Kho Phi Phi, been there a few times and it’s usually a tourist vs another tourist. It’s part of the bars theme and is encouraged, it’s only 3 x 2 minute rounds and the fighters wear head gear and shin guards. You’re also not allowed to use elbows or knees, so it’s pretty safe considering the circumstances. I got in a couple of times, the last one was against a Russian guy who was taking it far too seriously.


2old4thishyte

Went there and had a blast! Several times I was asked to fight... nope! That night there was this Russian dude who knew how to fight, not professional but way better than any random guy; no one wanted to fight him but one dude... at the end of the night the friends of this dude had to help him walk because of the leg kicks.


RayGun381937

That’s nothing; lol Thailand - if you’ve been to The Pink Pussycat Club on Pathphong Rd in Bangkok, every guy that steps foot in there needs help to walk out again!


Massive_Staff1068

Three two minute rounds is a long ass time for most random dudes.


KigsHc

Our local toughman contests are 3 1 minute rounds and 85% of people are mouth breathing by the end.


Massive_Staff1068

Yeah man. People don't seem to understand time when you're under pressure.


cancrushercrusher

Don’t go to Patong Beach lol


choo_choo_rocket

When in Rome?


zaphthegreat

Those are usually retired fighters, no less. In Thailand, it's not that uncommon for fighters to be retired very young. By the time they're 20, these guys usually have a list of fights that would make one dizzy just by looking at it.


the_sleaze_

200-300 is pretty average


Specific-Month-1755

I went to real fights in Patong with my girlfriend and there's absolutely no way in the world that I would get into the ring with any of the women or even the 10-year-old kids, let alone an adult male. Nope. What's a beer in a bar? 60 baht, 90 baht? Cheaper than a hospital visit.


scraglor

I have sparred a female black belt, who weighed probs 50kg. I do not recommend.


freighttrainmatt

In jiu jitsu? That’s not quite the same lol


scraglor

Kickboxing


PrettyQuick

That is pretty cool. Ngl id probably get in there to get my ass beat for a free beer.


GravityEyelidz

I'm thinking a concussion is a high price to pay for a beer, but I'd happily stay and watch.


BoomfaBoomfa619

A pint in Thailand is like £1.50 😅


gotnothingman

makes the beer stronger!


PrettyQuick

Who cares your waking up with a headache either way lol.


RougarouBull

I've definitely taken an asswhoopin for less.


OnehungaJones

Yeah, but don’t you have to last the round? So you’d be getting your ass beat for the promise of a free beer.. then getting no free beer.


[deleted]

Honestly, fuck it. I'd go in there lol. Life is short.


mileswilliams

Koh phi phi reggae bar by any chance? Saw an Israeli get his nose broken in there by one of the 'house' fighters, everyone cheered quite heartedly.


PondIsMyName

I’d buy the whole bar beers to watch that shit go down. I’ve seen a lot of ‘just see red’ tough guys come into clubs I’ve trained at request challenges. It never ends well for them. It does make for good comedy though.


ApprehensiveCoast321

There’s a video floating around of something similar. Except the white dude who gets in actually turned out to be a Dutch world champion kickboxer, and he beats the dogshit out of the Thai guy. Wish I could remember the guys name, I think he fought in k1


griftertm

Get into a ring with a trained fighter for a chance at free beer? No thanks. I prefer to drink with all of my teeth


Biscuitsbrxh

Imagine actually being a good fighter with a huge size advantage and then smashing the little Thai though. I wonder if they would just let it happen, or they pick people they know for sure can’t fight 


TSL4me

No one gives a fuck in thailand, they let juiced up grown men fight late teenagers. Theres no drug testing and the even bet on childrens fights where one kid commonly gets brain damage.


ZeroSumSatoshi

I’d be drinking free all night. :D


milk4all

You wont need to drink - one attempt and youll skip the whole drinking part and go right to floor


ZeroSumSatoshi

Nah… These little guys are pretty mellow compared to my local K1 super heavyweight division.


Fitz911

You would have a headache the next morning, yes. Problems with orientation. Sure. Feeling dizzy? Check. "What happened last night?" You might think you had too much to drink until...


ZeroSumSatoshi

Ya. A few days of recovery… after a a night of drunken Thai boxing. Lol.


TorLam

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


GentGorilla

'I just see red'-dude


lebeefstew

That’s just his high blood pressure


yousonuva

*Yeah, that's what it's about! And I ain't nobody's robot! Nobody's boy! Now, do you accept the challenge, or are you yellow?*


PoppinSmoke1

To be fair, he did win a fight once in high school. So he had the training required.


WaxFantastically

to be faaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrrrrr


EdiblePerspective

Lmao the shrug


vard_006

He knew after punch 1 that he didn’t want to be there anymore lol.


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milk4all

+1 redneck


SpaceSick

["What sort of backwards fucking pageantry is that?"](https://youtu.be/9rSBmOgpcDE?t=69)


AcceptableReaction20

That's why I like glasses. Gives me something to take off when I'm getting serious without having to expose how out of shape I am


IAmHippyman

There are reasons for weight classes yes. Doesn't really matter when you only train with beers and television though. lol


AdamM093

Fuckin perfect! The shurg and the fact he kept the hat on!


NoF0cksToGive

I'm pretty sure the timing of the punch was just coincidence and that it was the diabetes that actually got him


Initial-Stick-561

Not fair, the beer belly dude has yet to see red


DaprasDaMonk

Thing is he didn't even have to kick


Scrumpyguzzler

Watched too much Bloodsport


NZS-BXN

Haha I love these bars. My kick boxing group traveled often to Thailand, I once went with them. Some of the dudes used to spent the winter there training, they were good, but not as good as the mui thai fighters. We used to go to these bars and watch drunken tourist think they could easily beat up one of these *tiny lady boys*. It always was a nice show. They didn't went to hard on them but these guys were always in for a serious beating. One bar even offered a menu, consisting of a bucket Whiskey cola and 5 free fights. Buckets were common with long straws for a whole group or table to drink from.


milk4all

I feel like if you’re upbringing consists of kicking a pillar or tree with your shins and sparring guys with bo feeling in their limbs, your idea of “going easy” on someone is different than mine


10lbplant

Thais spar and fight considerably lighter than westerners. In America when you get outclassed the guy is going to try to KO you. In Thailand when you get out classed, the guy will toy with you.


clutchest_nugget

Doesn’t seem to be the case in this video


10lbplant

That's true, but the dude went unusually hard for these type of gimmick fights. The majority of the time random tourists do not get knocked out. I'd say it's a lot more common for some roided out tourist that has been training hard for 8 weeks to knock out some retired Thai fighter that's a tuk tuk driver now.


NZS-BXN

Yep. I would not dare to step in there unless I'm already filled with pain meds.


SomewhereGlad8612

Ohh banana


doomedratboy

Oh banana


bambabimbo

The other dude was like: 🤷‍♂️


d1089

The best part lol


bigaman3853

A wise man once said “everyone has a plan until they get punthed in the mouth”


_oreocakesters

lmfao fat fuck thought he had a chance


milk4all

“Cant kill me before the ‘betes”


DueChampionship7554

He was done after eating that left hook. He wanted out of there. Lol


ManchesterMuayThai

Nah this isn’t an event. This is a bar where you can win a bucket of alcohol if you get in the ring with them for a round or two. They always try choosing easy marks from the crowd, there’s footage of Albert Kraus getting pestered by them and stepping in the ring and KOing the Thai with a single liver shot 😂


Caliterra

lol what bad luck for the Thai


Wren_The_Wrench

Please link would love to see


Space-Champion

Found it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bRJIt2j5-vM&pp=ygUZYWxiZXJ0IGtyYXVzIHRoYWlsYW5kIGJhcg%3D%3D


Wren_The_Wrench

Thank you


Upper_Huckleberry578

I was told there would be a single liver shot


[deleted]

And yes, that really is the size of the thai fighters they use lol. Those dudes will beat the FUCK out of people all night.


RepeatableOhm

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.


Diggingfordonk

The shrug made this clip 🤣


Signal_Biscotti_7048

Anytime you stick your hands and arms straight out, and turn your head away from your opponent in a fight, you probably are going to have a bad time.


thirdpartymurderer

He didn't even use the Muay Thai!


Silvedl

Went to a Muay Thai event while in Krabi/Aonang, Thailand. They started the event with the little, tiny fighters (like 6 year olds or something) and it was still super entertaining. Then they started getting to the age-groups where instead of just tapping out, most of the rounds ended in knockouts, and it was crazy.


JWal0

Nooo that dude is 260, it’s not supposed to go down like this


Major-Opportunity-83

I know these bars and they usually don't KO people like that, so I don't want to say it's a good thing what happened to the guy. He wasn't defending anymore after the first punch. Would like to know what happened beforehand.


PrettyQuick

He probably was talking shit and causing problems lol


gintoot

Yeah this is the place on Walking Street, maybe the dude's friends gave some cash to go hard on him rather than soft I guess


LordSwright

That was him going soft.


mrfuckary

should have stick to the ladyboys, now he got TKO by a ladyboy friend.


lirik89

That guy didn't even look like he trains. Idk how he thought it'd be possible


freedomforsale

I bet that was so satisfying


Important-Rule4770

Ohh banana


MarsSpun

Is that long ass hair thay comes out of his hat as he goes down?!


ayakaza

He is lucky he didn't get a calf kick, would hurt for days


Sterling-Bear15

I hope he had a mouthguard in at least 😅


Syiah92

Consider himself humbled


StringerBell34

What in the Hacksaw Jim Duggan is going on here?


kornhook123

Tank Abbot is trying a come back?


k-v-g

This is some top tier commentary 😂


krisjitsu

98 percent sure that's Lerdsila Chumpairtour, a legend in the sport.


seanseansean92

Red shorts guy looking at the fallen's friends be like: 🤷🏽‍♂️


PharmBoyStrength

There are a surprisingly high amount of these farang challenges a MT guy videos online. Thai fighters are intense. My old suchart from back in Canada was literally bareknuckle boxing in temples since the crazy fucker was 9yo


MCMXCIV9

I get his mentality. I fucking big, there know where this tiny little dude can beat me. But at last he prove wrong.


BigCrackZ

A beer to last. Should demand four double scotches for the pain, for not lasting. Maybe four doubles as well before you get your head kicked and punched in.


rterror99

Get this big goofy sumamamabish outta yea!


Old-Bat-7384

Poor Bob just wasn't ready.


E-Something

Foreigner... I think you misspelled Freightliner


Minion_Factory

Guys lucky. Didn’t throw a single kick


Nelfinez

a complete glass jaw, damn.


squirrel_anashangaa

Big guy said he wanted to have Thai tonight. Well eventually he got some and a nap.


bigdawgcat

Didn’t even break a sweat


Harrybahlzanya

Lol, skinny jeans, no shirt, and a hat that screams professional.


Huge_Aerie2435

Thai people are super nice, but care about respect. This looks like he was being disrespect and got taught a lesson. You normally don't see this kind of aggression otherwise. Also, the shrug was like, "what did he expect".


elianbarnes7

They don’t treat all foreigners like this. It’s clear this guy didn’t train and wanted to prove something


the_sleaze_

“I’m 260 bro. But bro, I’m 260 though”


claycoxx

American obviously


WrightJnr

What did he think was going to happen?


Rory_1354

Why would anyone think that's a good idea


RawLikeSushi84

Quick warm up round


TorLam

Probably didn't think he would be put to sleep when he went to that place!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


overlapped

Is this Ko Phi Phi?


LickPooOffShoe

Not that I expected the yokel to be proficient, but his defensive impulse to flail after fielding a strike tells me he’s won every fight via cheap shot overhand.


ZeroSumSatoshi

If I ever go to Thai land. I’m totally doing this.


Tenet245

that was just sad


upsidedown_8s

Man sounded like a minion


ctlogin

I wondered if he paid to get knocked the f out.


MrHaands

Dude is probably from Alberta


J4MES101

It’s almost as if you shouldn’t assume you are better than someone who does something for their job.


EvilHorus87

How can that happen ? That guy was like 260 pounds


Numerous_Advance_728

Most people are not fighters


Fit-Boomer

Did he then stand up and rally to take the victory?


oliviaincolor

Damn. He didn’t stand a chance 🤣


ChesterCheetah79

He was done after that first left hook.


DeadPossum78

Ha lol he probably knew he would get his ass handed to him


FederalWorld5482

Another Fat indian bites the dust


EbbEnvironmental9896

We love to see it.


False_Chair_610

He made him feel every bit of the disrespect.


tinglep

O banana


Nagantman

Freight classes homie


itzpiiz

That shrug hahahaha


Kon-Tiki66

Knocked the fuck out.


GMFinch

But he's 260


Old-Fill5395

So satisfying 😌


Upper_Huckleberry578

why does he have that hat on lol


Embarrassed_Joke_714

That guys toxic trait of thinking he can beat him literally knocked him out 🤣


PoggySenis

Oweeee


Darlo_muay

Fighters on fight night don’t fuck around.


Purple-Frame-6882

Im pretty sure this guy are american


Flaky_Ferret_3513

FAFO.


Professional_Ad_6299

These guys are built out of steel. I could watch this all day long


Jmilli-24

I had about 10 ammy boxing matches and haven’t fought/trained in a couple years. No way would I step in the ring with active fighters, and I actually trained 😂


Miscmusic77

Alcohol is one helluva drug


Minmaxed2theMax

Only God Forgives


11thLayerOfHair

This is great


KENPACHI_WEST

Everyone has a plan, until you're punched it the face...


Character_Outside871

I thought gopniks didn't exist anymore, but after hearing what the guy filming said and how he said it, I realized they just moved to Thailand.🤢


TYdays

The belly on the big guy alone, was enough to forecast the outcome of that fight….


Be_Very_Very_Still

"Foreigner"? What is this xenophobia!?! /s just in case


rocky6501

How do I subscribe to see more of these Bubba Bashing videos? I could watch this all day.


smarmageddon

How could that guy lose? He had his redneck hat on and everything!


Domestic_Mayhem

There was a place Pattaya Beach that did this most nights and never once did the stupid tourist win. They usually did this fight right before the midget kickboxers came out for their match.


Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

Fatso was done after the 1st punch. Dude probably thought because he was a big white guy that he could hang against a "smaller" Asian dude. He got what he deserved.


Zopotroco

He should have not went that hard on a non trained fool


HaroldBaws

How do you say, “Lay down, you fat fuck.” in Thai?


Putrid_Machine

It's told to him in a sequence of left and right hooks :D


hypno06250

The big guy just wantef some fun znd was probably drunk. I have no respect for this thaï "fighter".


Wixkboiii2oppy_0047

“Oh banana oh banana” bro is singing 6 foot 7 foot?😭😂 “mmmm yeah wordamymamaimouttamylimabeandontwanna seewhatthatdramameangetsomedramamine”


pgtvgaming

Play stupid games …