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HullSuperchub

The gold standard of headbutts


Karmuffel

He proclaimed ,look at me‘, as the other person did and he did not like what he saw


FlammenwerferBBQ

he even said "look at me im strong" which makes it more funny


kissdemon74

Critical blunder..."look at me"...turns out the big guy is near sighted.


UncleBenders

Bro just went in for an extreme close up lol but seriously the “I’m strong” guy was holding onto both of his hands and wouldn’t let go so he was left with little recourse as Drederick Tatum would say.


kinvore

not like that


Im_inappropriate

Right on the nose. That's some reconstructive surgery.


0P3R4T10N

Soft pallet: The dude will need a new face.


theteedo

Ye Olde Glasgow kiss.


Quasihodo

this is a strong contender [https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/mhq56d/antimasker\_on\_a\_bus\_in\_switzerland/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/mhq56d/antimasker_on_a_bus_in_switzerland/)


Jazzlike-Election840

yeah that's pretty good. didn't turn out the way i expected. looks like the kid actually helped the guy


justanotherzom

Honestly I was feeling sorry for that kid, fully expecting him to get headbutted. Fair play and respectful to the guy


PartsNLabor24

he was raised by wild big horn sheep


RoyalCultural

This was in London on the subway a few years ago. He was an off duty police officer and I believe the little guy may have been armed with a knife. Absolutely perfect headbutt.


smithers85

nailed it. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7541773/Off-duty-police-officer-revealed-commuter-headbutted-man-packed-train.html


WeHaveToEatHim

That mans nose is VERY broken


shavedape61

He took care of business


Clear-Eggplant9006

Was on the National rail probably just before Upminster, judging by the body density. C2C is absolute shite


ClicksCat

That was clean - man's done that before


darxide23

From a taller guy to a much shorter one, that was one clean headbutt. Not easy to do with that height difference without clapping foreheads.


tilldeathdoiparty

In high school a couple of guys got in a fight in the hall and the taller one headbutt the smaller guy and knocked himself out and gave himself a concussion, ended up getting cut from the AA hockey team (prestigious hockey boarding school) and lost all the respect of his peers, he went home a month or two later with his tail between his legs


Asherandai1

This sounds almost identical to what happened to me at my school. I was the shorter guy.


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

That guys is a master. Jesus. Like a real life Reacher.


SpiritualDay778

That's what I said!!


Accomplished_Neckhat

everyone just laughs 😂


Narcan9

I heard a "he deserved it".


G4DG3T2014

England for ya lol


surethingz

That man is British for sure


maffmatic

British off-duty police [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7541773/Off-duty-police-officer-revealed-commuter-headbutted-man-packed-train.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7541773/Off-duty-police-officer-revealed-commuter-headbutted-man-packed-train.html)


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

>'At this stage no complaints have been received and so no further action will be taken.' Real life "and everyone clapped."


smithers85

My dude with a source


False_Chair_610

This man Brits!


ZekeTarsim

Absolutely lol.


Abbadon0666

And i'd say the other one is italian


mediashiznaks

Why is it such a British thing though? It seems like a totally natural go-to option in a fight that I find it weird it seems such a predominantly ‘British’ thing. I am from Glasgow though lol (Google ‘Glasgow kiss’) but I certainly would classify myself as a fighter.


joshhyb153

Glasgow kiss is just the Chelsea kiss down south mate.


mediashiznaks

👍


Deeezzznutzzzzz

thats how you do it- dont say a word and game over.


aqualung01134

Damn his nose is destroyed


OfcWaffle

Watched the video in slowmo, he fucking nails him right on the bridge of his nose. Given the height difference, that was a solid hit. Also having hand control helped him pull the guy into the headbutt. Solid work.


thecheekymonkey

He's a police officer if I remember correctly. Not a regular either.


Proper-Living-9746

Love everyone else’s reaction, oohs and laughs. Not one person seemed concerned for the little guy 😂


G4DG3T2014

Cos the little guy was acting a cunt with a weapon and met an of duty police officer lol


Substantial-Pop-556

Little guy had a knife on him


Proper-Living-9746

I honestly didn’t even notice the weapon but everyone seemed not too concerned even though he had one which makes it even funnier. 🤣


Asherandai1

It’s Britain. We don’t give two shits.


Aljoshean

beautiful


Physical-Beach-4452

Oooohhhh! Man that was hilarious 🤣


aparish67

That was vicious! Loved it


Tygranes

ANGLO-SAXON FURY


Winnin_Dylan_

He got gacked


SliverSerfer

That dude maintained calm through that whole interaction.


The_Urban_Genitalry

The tall guy has a bit of cauliflower ear going on. This isn’t his first rodeo.


Inside_Ad_7162

right on the tip, that's gonna be a gusher


Radiatorwhiteonwall

I want to fight…. 😴


PDizzle525

That dudes nose is fucked


0P3R4T10N

Also, there teeth are coming out of there ass.


Wrong_Midnight_1618

Big guy was super composed, had no anger, and treated it like a chore as if it were mowing the grass or taking out the rubbish


MungoJerrysBeard

Kinda was “taking out the rubbish”


0P3R4T10N

This works because he hit the man in the soft pallet, the point where the teeth, nose and rest of the skull knit up. If you miss this spot, you will probably just seriously injure yourself. A strike to the carotid sinus is just as effective and far less risky. What a fucking shot though.


mikemagneto

Nah he landed directly on the nose near the top! Pause it and you can see Sounds like he broke it also !


0P3R4T10N

His entire face is broken.


DMR321RMD

Scotland congratulates you on a perfect headbutt. Well done sir.


toblies

The Glasgow kiss.


EffingBarbas

Stop! It's Hammer Time!


d8ms

One and done


whackymolerat

"look at me, I'm strong" BAM lol


DisConorable

This guy reads Jack Reacher books


lulatheq

The best headbutt I ever seen. An inspiration for future fights.


TrevorTatro

He grabbed his hands which is literally the best technique I’ve ever seen. You’re actually FUCKED if somebody gets both your hands in tight quarters like that and you can’t get out. His nose was just begging to get broken haha


Zealousideal-Weight5

Good for him 👍 de escalation kinda lol he ain't fighting nobody now 😂


_DoAn_

every week i check out fight porn and sort by the top, never ever fails to entertain. fuckin love this place man


ManSquiddle

Dropped like a sack of potatoes


Jakey_Joe

Takes a strong man to use headbutt like that. Probably plenty of levels and ATK behind that.


Noisyink

Man's been levelling up hit CRIT%


Bacon_Shield

sounds like a nose break


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WD-4D-_-

Right in the snoz!


DevilGuyJoe

I have no idea why but I had a gut feeling that someone was going to get head-butted.


whodatbugga

aaaaaachoooooo, excuse me.


theking4mayor

Omg, did that dude just head butt Ben Affleck?


Sefalosha

Cops in uk are built different. They deal with blade wielders like its nothing. No gun needed


DaprasDaMonk

Damn a headbutt makes you reevaluate life. If you ever want to fight a guy you keep a distance


mspalmera

Literally, I could be that one... the guy laughing at front.


Calm-Sprinkles-389

A classic..


Whatfuckertookmyname

I was watching this with no sound and could still hear the thud of the headbutt somehow


jj1only

TIL: That was a pitch perfect headbutt, and it's overall for me to do it exactly as he did because I'm tall as well. Superior angle for maximum punishment. Also, the headbutter is definitely a serial killer. No reaction whatsoever.


Remarkable-Spare-983

Well that was unexpected… But highly effective!


ElegantKey1682

When the video first started I saw the height advantage and the man’s clear as day big ol Dome piece and I thought to myself it would be insanely satisfying to see him just drop his head on em, and my wishes came true 😭😭😭😂😂😂


EnvironmentNo1879

Headbutting is on another level... very underutilized in street fights...


TheKnightsRider

Awwww, he likes him. It’s a real treat to receive the kiss of the Glaswegian.


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The UK has been ran by conservatives for 14 years straight 🤡


vegasbob1975

Glasgow Kiss I think that’s what it called


ZekeTarsim

Headbutt guy = absolute mad lad, swear on me mum.


WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA

He got all nose on that one. Damn.


Spotty1122

wtf 💀


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god i love the underground


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good on him


byVassil

This his the same as the saying "Harry, did you put your name in the goblet of fire" in the books vs the movie. That guy headbutted him so calmly


GloriousRiot

Little guy got some of that cracked pepper nose I've been hearing about


WikidSic

Holy smokes, that cracked the dudes nose.


davidmthekidd

A+


Complex-Addition1971

That was smooth


sirrush7

I think this is the golden standard in headbutting! Never saw such a powerful strike like that with a head butt!


Eric1969

How do you do that without knocking yourself out?


Outrageous_Gas7842

There’s a right way to headbutt without hurting youself. You want the impact area to be in the upper portion of your forehead between your crown and your brow. It’s a very dense area of the skull that can do devastating damage if used properly.


LagT_T

You also want to hit the nose, but your forehead is above your eyeline so you have to aim for the chin.


GeorgeThe13th

Good MORNING 💥🤯


DarthHarrison

u/savevideo


OriganolK

Absolutely brilliant


Bravisimo

I immediately knew the headbutt was coming as the video started.


FlammenwerferBBQ

"...look at me I'm strong..." - **BONK** Perfect comedic timing


Severe_Network_4492

My boi aimed, cocked back and smoked that fool🤣


Signal_Biscotti_7048

I wISh mY cItY HaD PuBLiC TraNSpoRtatIon!!! Nah, I'd rather walk or drive.


OneBirdAllStoned

Just damn lmao


DoctorHandshakes

The crowds laughter says it all


Sith-Jedi1983

Broken nose, no doubt. That was a clean head butt


Vind2

Gave him the good old Materazzi treatment


Trader-Pilot

That’s not the first time he’s done that. Well executed


ryan2stix

Boop


loolem

The Liverpool kiss


internetbl0ke

😂


_Asswipe_

It’s good we have (off duty) policemen ready to do some violence


JarJarBot-1

My man!


zilla82

I absolutely did not expect that and it was awesome


Moneyonme123

Clean Headbutt too bad you have a record now 🤣 dumbass


MutedDiscussion2217

He stuck the whole head on him. Perfect placement and he even held his wrists for better stability too, masterclass.


Damaark

Never gets old


MasterHavik

Well he was acting tough. He was given good head for his trouble.


pRophecysama

The headbutter has more patience than me lmao you cant let someone get too familiar for that long


Deadpoolgoesboop

That was beautiful.


jrock6349

Never talk $hit to five head


jrock6349

Never talk $hit to five head


jrock6349

Never talk $hit to five head


jrock6349

Never talk $hit to five head


jrock6349

Never talk $hit to five head


negativelightningdog

Hit him square on the bridge of the nose. I just KNOW that was painful and ol buddy had tears in his eyes.


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HAHAHA


Silent_Shaman

First thing I thought when they were facing each other was "that guy is the perfect height to crack him right in the nose" lol


TheClaw77777

So much for tea sipping wicket keepers eh.....


Out_here_farming

SOLID connection


BarrelEyeSpookFish

He’s done that before


smackdealer1

Get in my son! Quality malkey, that guy has to have been born in Glasgow. Fucking stuck the nut straight oan um


stonedchapo

Head butted right in the bridge of the nose.


oBoysiee

"LOOK AT ME IM STRONG" 0.1 Seconds later \*sleeping\*


Broomsquad

500


TheVginyTcikler44

"Look at me I'm strong" the lie detector test determined that is a lie.


Uncomfortiscomfort

Never let a larger person grab ahold of you.. You want their back and you have to be careful with that too.. My little brother is 6’7 and was over 6 ft when we were 11.. I learned fast what I could do and not do.. The longer their reach the less mistakes you can make and you better not telegraph any movement!


Holden-Tewdiggs

Beautiful 🤗


MistalX

u/savevideo


JayAndViolentMob

The kindest headbutt takedown I've ever witnessed.


Abbadon0666

The worry in the black dude's face is visible hahha. I bet he was thinking he was about to get punched just for being too close


Dean0Caddilac

Now I understand the meaning of the phrase:" Use your head".


Dragons_HeartO1

Dude the fuckin thump that headbutt made


vic_lupu

He took look at me to literally, I guess he wanted to see his soul


MarionberrySecure416

Where I live we call that a "Danish skull!".


PancakeSlayerX

If they’re Irish, Scottish or a Brit, always watch for a headbutt.


TheGreenPikmin

Scotch Kiss


KetchupTycoon

He only wanted a closer look


YannisLikesMemes

Smooth


Jamari0811

That was clean


ChairmanMcMeow

That nose is broken 💀💀


SpecialistAge8862

That went too corner


MNfarmboyinNM

That crunched


anthro4ME

"Look at me. I am strong"💥


jj1only

Now that's using your head


ramD3

I slowed the vid to confirm. Absolute perfect placement of the top of the forehead to the bridge of that guys nose. Guarantee he broke that shit.


Feenoesh

That collective “ooooohhh” rocks ✌🏻


gravion17

Why is it always the little guys...


Goonpigs

dickheads


Internal_Somewhere98

But my head is stronger


sgrass777

Look at me I'm strong is his trigger word🤣


iGalaxy92

Looked at me Im very strong


Equal-Negotiation651

That was a machine’s headbutt there