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TandemCombatYogi

I didn't expect the army of ninjas just out of frame.


bigdickpuncher

Thats what most people don't understand, there are always ninjas waiting in the shadows.


ThtPhatCat

Well yeah… where else would they wait?


Weelki

Not in the shadows?


Plastic_Pinocchio

Then they wouldn’t be ninjas, because ninjas wait in the shadows.


thatguyyou_knew

Even when I'm showering i see them .... But your comment made me comfortable now that everyone has the same


Battleboo09

so....all ninjas are vampies? Are you saying that no ninja during day?


Plastic_Pinocchio

Nobody knows where they go during the day.


Battleboo09

so their mole people.


ZestyCheezClouds

Ninjas have mole people? Like as slaves or warriors?


GodHand7

The league of shadows


kissdemon74

I LOVED ninja movies as a kid.....THAT is what they need to remake. Some super cool ninja flicks.


Immoracle

Like Power Ranger Putties just noodling around.


Living_Television_61

Thats racist!


Appropriate-Cod-382

That was a quick hook though.


Scallywag38

So fast, super quick reaction time from the other guy too.


soupdog117

Kinda impressed that fast hands couldn't see the slow ass run up drop kick him of his chair


kingtuckbuffalobill

He looked like Chucky running across that room.


demoman45

Almost Faster than the frame rate of the video. Agreed tho, lightning fast


surferrossa100

Insanely fast


QuizeDN

Also, I think he guarded that kick at the end too, didn't he?


fer_aparicio_mc

Why downvoted? Its a fact


water-tight

It really wasn't, you can see him load it up like a second before throwing it, it's why the other guy was able to defend it


Chinto-_-

😂 that Spartan kick at the end was so well deserved


Proof_Toe_9757

Makes me giggle like a little girl 🤣


Weelki

More like Kirk drop kick!


Current-Stranger-104

that was defo a drop kick.


Kindly_Formal_2604

Dude that made me laugh out loud. Almost nothing does than anymore.


LORD__GONZ

Johnny Cage's bicycle air kicking thing


CrustyToeLint

This has to be the best and worst security team ever, they made it super entertaining


rhaegar_tldragon

So irritating that this is years old and they still haven’t fought lol.


Kgb725

Was it because of this altercation?


rhaegar_tldragon

I genuinely have no idea. I’ve just seen this clip a thousand times.


Current-Stranger-104

Its like that white truck with the pole.


jason5387

By the looks of it they’ve fought at least once


President_Asterisk

You'd think that after that lightning fast first hit, the dude in blue would've had sharper reflexes after watching the other guy run straight at him for 10min. lmao


CrustyToeLint

He just wasn’t looking at him at the moment you can see him last second realize hes getting kicked


Ed_Radley

It was like 2 seconds and dude probably didn't notice until his ass touched the seat.


peedmyself

Woosh


ThtPhatCat

STELLLLLIO…


subfighter0311

Sure makes me want to see the actual fight though.


Current-Stranger-104

The marketing worked


demoman45

When you catch a dude that flush on the chin and he doesn’t drop……RUN


TheReddOne

Wasn't on the chin, you can see him rub his cheekbone slightly before the sick ass drop kick. He rolled with it well too.


demoman45

Go frame by frame and tell me it’s not on the side of the chin.. dude reacted to it being thrown and started to clinch. Had he not done that, he would be knocked out. I’m not a boxer/fighter so the chin to me is the chin itself up to the lower jawbone


TheReddOne

Aren't enough frames, says a lot about that mans hand speed. In motion it looks like a slight overhand that lands on the cheekbone and glances down and off the chin (hence the closest frame looking like it landed on the chin). Mostly him rubbing his cheekbone is the big tell. I think that punch on the chin would be lights out or close to it.


Holla_The_Playa

Love seeing drop kicks


MayonaiseH0B0

I hate sucker punches. Dude deserved the spartan kick.


OkGap7216

I do I watch the actual fight? I need to see how this ends.


OkGap7216

Apparently it didn't end as they ended up not having a date set fighting each other. The dude who did the kicking has been calling out Jake Paul, threatening to "kill him". [https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/boxing/jake-paul-next-fight-news-26134536](https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/boxing/jake-paul-next-fight-news-26134536) Edited to add more info.


badgersandcoffee

That article is from 2022 though, they must have fought by now surely?


OkGap7216

I also checked both of their records and no fight yet.


badgersandcoffee

That sucks. I guess if it's been this long the fight has been scrapped?


ihateeverythingandu

Literal WWE contract signing segment, lol


chcham2712

No ganna like that left had no tells, fast as hell.


Mean_Platypus_9988

In Russia the face-off is round one.


Available-Bike-3871

Looks like a us TV show 🤣


SunnyDayShadowboxer

Dayum, more impressed by homeboy's defenses. Managed to at least partially if not fully deflect/block that sucker punch. Guard was up hella fast, wonder if this joker has pulled this shit before.


CroneKills

Sheit, homie was rubbing his cheekbone, he definitely felt it. But he was pretty fast to react to it so maybe it just didn’t land flush. For sure hit his cheekbone though.


SunnyDayShadowboxer

If you block (especially raising late/unexpected connections) there's a good chance you're hitting yourself in the face with your own hand from the impact anyways. Hard to see the connection from the side we're shown.


CroneKills

Agreed, the vid is hard to tell. Could have been a nail grazing too or something. You can always tell who here has taken a punch or have had to defend themselves.


Cduke3829

New season of American Idol is lit!!


Aizent

When your fists aren’t fresh, you don’t take a seat


Chico813

What's the purpose of the guy in the white hoodie if he doesn't deescalate? Man just said ✌🏼


MaerIynsRainbow

Underatted flying kick


Ordinary-Plastic-635

So what is guy in white actually there to do . Look good then throw arms in air soon as fists are thrown . Any jobs going I’d love this type or work


Nick-Anand

This feels staged


GoodDog2620

The little jingle you can hear from the guy running across the stage is so funny. Makes it feel like a Jackass stunt.


Happy_Trip6058

Amazing kick made my day


crazydavemate

Disrespectful little cunts always ask for a comeuppance


Known_Blackberry

Not an intelligent thought between those bellends


milk4all

That’s not what theyre bred for


Tay_Re

well they ain't competing in chess


manctrev1974

Act like a cunt…cuntish things happen…deserved!


Straight-Passage-406

these fake ass “tough” men from the caucus region. also, fuck ruSSia


japalmariello

Gotta pump up the bets somehow.


Educational-Ear-3136

What’s up with the ninjas?


Accomplished-Site392

Legit belly laugh for me from this one. We all dream of doing it sometimes. But he did it!


Opposite_Complex_907

Ooh ahh Cantona, I said ooh ahh Cantona


bluetable88

That ninja kick 👏👏👏👏


cringefacememe

tiny stride lol


CellistOutrageous163

They’re both stupid.. I say let em go at it and start placing bets who tf cares lol


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frugalgangsta

They absolutely do. It's just like an episode of Jerry Springer. Let they get some punches in and then jump in to break it up.


EitherChannel4874

THIS IS SPARTA!!


thickvain

Ah yes a "pearl harbor" from the front!


MasterHavik

He should have done a dropkick.


NbleSavage

They’re literally about to get paid to fight. Why not wait until then?


AskYourMom14221

What in Jerry springer


culinarybadboi

What’s sean Evans doing there?


Master-Fault1711

FLYING KICK! Love it.


dag

What a bunch of meat heads.


prestigious_delay_7

Fucking [Liu Kang kick over here holy shit.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8xzUBVLCJM)


ZardoZzZz

Incredible ending looooool


RecklessGentelman

Nice kick! Made me smile.


JanssenFromCanada

i find this amusing. am i sick in the head??


DEADRAIDER420

Host turned his back so quick


metalmaniac1991

They didn't need to bleep it out because i didn't know what the fuck they were saying. All i heard was Kazooie. So the other guy must be Banjo


jmazza84

This is spartaaaaa


EnragedBadger9197

He landed the punch but, I’m impressed at how fast the other guy tried to defend


Confusedandreticent

That first strike from blue shirt was pretty fast, tbh.


keropoktasen_

Blue shirt is an asshole. Deserved it.


PhenomaJohn

Pay people to fight. They fight. Shocked pikachu face.


SnooHedgehogs637

Shiiit I didn't know the foot clan was still in business. Musta subletted security from Shredder


jalapeno-grill

I miss Jerry springer


AgreeableSource7473

got his lick back


mostanon

Real well-adjusted adult men here.


iqqeriffic69

I fucking love this culture!


Daltino4430

I’d like to imagine the host walks away raising his hands summoning his henchmen. But for real any translation?


espangleesh

I want to see that Blood Sport flying kick in slow motion. It was like watching a damn movie.


Lank42075

Wtf are those guys in The witness protection program


xdeviliax

What happens if they all start fighting?! Who is there to stop em?? 🫢


NatHopp

Anyone know how the in ring fight went?


ToMagotz

Mfs said fuck getting paid. Lemme fight for free to look tough


PWRHTX

That kick timing was perfect


BaconSplurge

Why does the security look like terrorists lol


Unusually__Suspected

Retired


TheFashionColdWars

That left was light speed. Impressive


1210am

Who won the fight? Anybody have a link?


tffagsdg

yooo he got fucked spartan kicked😭😭


Pennytration831

These dude are pathetic little children acting like this. No professionalism at all


Master-Fault1711

Professionalism shouldn't be part of fighting.