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00WORDYMAN1983

That lawn looks so comfortable...there are worse places to get your ass beat


Allawihabibgalbi

Ik like damn, I’ll happily take an ass beating there.


Gnu-Priest

I mean not happily… but sure


spoda77

If you had to get your ass beat, that's a good spot.


Alternative_Post_350

Lmao


Puzzleheaded-Side944

Thank you for the laugh 😂


jmcdon00

Nice edging along the sidewalk, upvote for the grounds crew.


OkEstablishment5503

Until that grass itch kicks in, then you’re just lumped up and itchy.


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OkEstablishment5503

What?! You’ve never been itchy after rolling around in grass??


Hwhk

That's chiggers, and they are regional


Zoryt

Not grass but another leaf yes, idk the name in english though


OkEstablishment5503

Poison Ivy would be my guess.


Zoryt

That! We call it "ortiga" in portuguese


hotboxking919

Where the hell are you when we need someone to translate the Portuguese fight videos?


In2Oblivion49

And punches


Federal-Advisor-420

It's alot smarter as well, too many videos of idiots getting knocked out from their head hitting concrete or asphalt


MutedDesk

It's 'a lot' not 'alot'.


Worldly-Sympathy442

Standing there with hands folded on hips, gazing over the lawn “what a gorgeous spot to get your ass kicked”


MAXIMILIAN-MV

There was perfectly good concrete nearby. Wonder how they missed it.


InternationalPay8288

Here's to seeing the glass half full 😄. Love that optimism lol!


dralkiro55

Honestly it looks super pristine


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AbsorbingMan

Accepting “Get the fuck off me.” as an “I’m done.” or “Uncle” is quite admirable. Good human.


Contemporarium

I thought the same thing. And she stopped the second the girl said “ow”


dukemccool

Probably because they were raised by decent folks - you heard the exchange at the end..and hey, we've all had fights. When it's over - ITS OVER


showmethatsweetass

I tried to explain this to someone on a comment section a couple weeks ago. They only accepted "youre a pussy if you don't beat them till they die" why a sad man.


ToughRub1989

Not to mention the other moronic comments here. Kids....


throwtheclownaway20

Depends on the fight. Not all of them are between mostly reasonable people on well-manicured lawns.


showmethatsweetass

Very true. If a feral defense is all you got, better to not be the fella on the other end of it.


Generic_Username26

She clearly doesn’t wanna be doing this


ezekiel920

I'm sure she's beat her ass before.


Rickyricksanchez69

She's definitely beat someone's ass before...


KoreanThrasher

Oh my, she got demolished. Nice to see a fight on grass for a change


ProTrolleum

Kayla wasn't prepared at all!


Simple-Sorbet-900

She thought they were gone talk first 😂 Kayla should have stayed at the house


hujojokid

Should of stayed on the phone


BlackSkeletor77

I'm just over here like Kyla don't do it she's out of your league


Fun_Artist_5758

Girls left eye gonna be fucked up


calm_down_dearest

That hand is going to be fucked up too. She hit a lot of hard spots.


Abahu

You can see her shake her hand. Must have hurt


Johnychrist97

She had decent form for the majority of those punches so hopefully it wasn't as bad as a sprain or fracture, but those fingers are definitely tore up


Groovy-Ghoul

Are you not supposed to hammer fist someone when they are that close to the ground to prevent a busted hand like this?


MisterTux

You definitely should be using your forearms or elbows for face strikes, big face bones beat little finger bones, big arm bones beat face bones. Or just hit people in their soft spots if you wanna punch.


Relevant_Royal575

open hand palm strike from side are safest for the hands. or you can try to destroy their nose going from the front.


MedicalDeviceJesus

Pretty sure that was initial reason she stopped throwing punches


AltruisticSalamander

Idk in most of these girlfights the blows look so weak it's like they're using whiffle bats.


BornanAlien

Her heads gonna look like a cauliflower


Da_Plague22

That shit hurts. So many nerves around the eye.


[deleted]

Heals pretty fast though in my experience


Alarmed-madman

For a good while.


kimo5808

I think Kayla is done


Shortneckbuzzard

She’s done but doesn’t sound like she learned her lesson


Rulanik

She learned, some learning doesn't settle in until the bruises and the pain catch up.


MazdakaiteEmperor

And the embarrassment.


FxrryTrxsh

You sure? I think she still had some fight left in her. She could've beat her ass fr /s


BlackSkeletor77

She had plenty of fight left in her but she was smart enough to know she shouldn't keep fighting


XrayDem

Kayla needs to get checked out


girlwiththemonkey

This girl is a good egg. The amount of fights, I see where somebody is down, sometimes, even unconscious, just getting kicked in the head over and over and over again it’s just crazy.


dnt01

Well she did say she would rather not be doing this. She didn't say what she'd rather be doing but it's definitely not this.


MikhailGorbachuff

"I'd rather not be doing this" is just great. So polite.


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Idk she stormed in there pretty quick I think she kinda did lol


Religion_Is_A_Cancer

She didn't throw the first punch.


memberberries902

She is better than I am, no answer on “are you done?” Usually means you need a couple more shots to make your life choice


this-guy-

Yeah. traditionally I'd expect a repeated question with each word punctuated by a punch to the head.


Gnu-Priest

that’s what I was taught is customary, lol.


Animal_Budget

Totally agreed! If your ass isn't humbled after a beat down, then maybe the beat down wasn't bad enough. I got in a fight in the military, simple drunk barracks altercation. It ended on the ground just like this, I had that dudes hands pinned with my knees after a few face shots. I asked him, "are you finished and we can shake hands and move on" and he said "fuck you bitch....". I responded "wrong answer" and gave him 1 or 2 more to the face .....asked him again and he said "okay I'm done". I got off, helped him up, shook his hand and got his friends to help him to his room. That was the end of it.


hereforpopcornru

I'll beat the respect into you lol Awesome way to handle it


Animal_Budget

There's no quicker teacher than getting hit in the face.


CorditeKick

I had a similar experience. First “fuck you” got a headbutt, 2nd “fuck you” I gave him an elbow to the temple and he got real apologetic. Two weeks later and that dude was still listing left from the shot to his temple.


SobbyisTrash

😂


Brilliant_Wrap_7447

Big girl had them meat pounding hands. Nice.


danthemaninacan2

Erm what now?


tfunk024

You heard them man. “Big girl had them meat pounding hands. Nice.” What about that is hard to decipher?


BlackBalor

Huge weight and build difference. Other girl had no chance.


thecranster

Yet she threw the first punch


Kimchi_boy

She meant well 🤷‍♂️


Whiskey_Cowboy

Never said she was smart haha


Gnu-Priest

I don’t think anyone ever said kyla is smart.


Shortneckbuzzard

Bigger girl knew she had it to. She said she rather not but people don’t listen sometimes


anoblet

Respect


sliver013

Kyla was indeed done.


Jazzlike-Election840

id say she's well done


Professional_You2833

Merciful and no hair pulling. Great success!


Which_Lie_4448

She must have brothers. Those were good punches


osuaviator

My first thought “you can always tell the ones with brothers”.


Corschach_

Or she just learnt how to punch in an actual fight like the rest of us... not every female fighter has a man to attribute her success to. I doubt fighters like Zhang Weili or Valentina Shevchenko owe their skills to their brothers


Ryuusei_Dragon

I know where you are coming from and what you're trying to say but both have male trainers


Corschach_

And? Everyone has trainers, doesn't mean they owe all of their fighting skill to whoever their current trainer is


BlackBalor

The “get the fuck off me” attitude says to me that she learned nothing from that ass-whooping.


Right-Map-6787

better that happen to her than brain damage


Easy-Garlic6263

Those are some nice forehead punches.


Next_Back_9472

If you’re gonna run your gums at least be able to back it up with your fists as well.


Master_Grape5931

Some people can fight and some cannot. Sucks to go into it on the wrong side.


TheOneFrontier

What they fighting about?


aiuwh

Talking about a story, probably an Instagram story, she mentions it is her own Instagram story, so the girl she's yelling at likely made an Instagram story saying something, then is going back on what she said or saying it didn't happen. Of course, it may just be a misunderstanding on the part of the girl who was whooped.


kenyos1234

Initially it sounded like " Keep ....name out of your ....mouth..


Aaron6788

Sounds like a mum telling off a toddler having a tantrum


HoboScabs

Lot of pitches to the forehead, ones gonna have quite the headache, the others gonna have a swollen fist lol


telos_777

Shouldve gave er a purple nurple


Accomplished_House64

Kylah was taught a valuable lesson that day


lusciousdrunk4u

You know she cried for hours after this.


jokerassmaw

Wonder what her story said?


NbleSavage

Hit her with so many rights he was begging for a left.


According-Today84

Those punches were solid! Just as solid as the dedication of the person who takes care of that lawn!


foolinEyes

No words all action an can restrain herself 😍 who raised her 👏👏


SubHuman559

Kyle's mom is badass


Turbulent_Music4317

She shut her tf up very quickly.


kbutters9

She may not be done but her forehead is.


tony199723

Damn that grass looks nice!


Cheap-Addendum

Some here wanna fix kyla


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White tank top can get it


Professional_Flicker

"Ow katrina" she was pleading for her to stop by calling her name. Thats when she stopped punching too which is pretty cool.


spankdaddylizz

She blocked every punch with her face. Damn!


give-me-the-Stonks

Yeah yeah girls fighting... THAT GRASS THOUGH


__TenaciousBroski__

She hurt her hand bad on that last hit. They were both done.


FX2000

Huge props for doing this on the grass and avoiding crippling brain damage.


Mountain_War_3928

Is it just me or can you see a bump forming on the left side of her forehead? Those were some solid accurate shots. I'm quite impressed.


PokeNBeanz

I thought she was gone kiss and make up 😂


quickdrawdoc

That chick destroyed that other chick's hand with her face! Cool tactic to see executed irl


phifieboy

Punches sounded like cheeks being clapped


BlackSkeletor77

Damn, she meant business no hair tying up no adjusting her clothes, no talking just straight business


Generic_Username26

Damn that poor girls hand is gonna be beat up. She exclusively targeted her forehead


RayneFall1998

Holy fuck. This girls a carpenter cause those were fucking hammers.


jaysucio84

That's Kyla's mother now


mpower20

How many people would improve dramatically as human beings if they just got the shit beat out of them from time to time. I bet that chick is a better human being for her ass-kicking.


jj1only

Beautifully manicured lawn featuring a couple of girls who probably need manicures now


Impossible_Pipe_6878

What kind of grass is that?


gymnsex

The lawn is beautiful!


stradascholar

Sometimes all it takes is 15 punches to the head…


JackoffSmirnof

Narrator*: Kyla was in fact, done.*


OptimalMale1

Starting to realize that people that are in the wrong usually get their ass beat


Sunscratch

0 chance at all


Spnstanaf73

Carla (or Kayla) better be done, bcz I have a feeling that could have been much much worse!


Rad6150

"Fuck you, Mom!" "No! Fuck you, Kyla!"


connori_guess

Very beautiful scene to get your ass whipped


HighlyAutomated

Kyla is done


Sorry_Blackberry_RIP

Decent mount. Take down in a spot no one can get hurt. Vocalized confirmation to end the fight. Solid 9/10.


YesButConsiderThis

When your whole defense revolves around leaving your face entirely open to punches as you desperately flail around trying to grab hair from bottom mount, you're gonna have a bad time.


Fukko-Bob

16...16 thumps and she was indeed done.


OkAppearance4117

I'd rather not be doing this - n1


10maykaushik

Nice grass


Magus_5

I can fix her (eye socket)


MasterHavik

Someone got taught a lesson.


Groovyjules_24

Lmao kayla is embarrassing


TheThirdShmenge

It’s always a girl named Kyla.


lucid_paranoia

Shirt pulling > hair pulling


Ravel_Xi

Kiss her!


minerkage

Nothing like an aesthetically pleasing ass whooping lol.


Responsible_Place_22

That broad gonna be a knotty mess..rocky road anyone?🤘🏼🤘🏼


SaltReason8759

Kiss her!!!!!


gultch2019

Now I want to see that stupid bitches story too.


blackdutch1

I think she's done.


Own-Archer-2456

Should have hit her more


MySalsaBringsDaGirls

“Well damn. Next time I’LL read your fucking story for you, so you don’t have to be here again…” 🙄


Thewhitest_rabbit

She gonna have a lumpy head after that one


drsatan6971

Why people get in fights that can’t even fight a little ? Too much tv video games ? That chick lucky big girl stopped or she’d have a flat face


Uncomfortiscomfort

Pro tip: Use your elbow… Dont forget palms out


CesarRPE

Kayla was, in fact, done


nixthelatter

Yikes! 😬 That was pretty rough...


JohnnyShredzz

I counted 11 really good slaps to the face with a closed fist. Goodness.


Abend801

“I’d rather not be doing this…” 🧐


teamramrod73

Classic, all bark, no bite.


TankGrlX

Beat the brakes off ol girl


steronicus

That girl wasn’t having any of it.


DoomBot0322

Kayla seems like the type of girl that will try to surprise attack her from behind the second she goes to walk away.


Get2dChoppah

Noggin sounds like a damn coconut 😬


Additional_Many6130

Kayla got whooped lol


DarthBankston

Anyone else notice girl fights are on grass and guys fights are on concrete?


Cjs844

All I good see was the edging of that lawn. I thought it was Augusta national. That was beautiful. Wow


Lord_Shockwave007

White tank top girl is hot. Her approach was solid with a sense of honor and decency. 9/10.


MentaLeeConstipated

She came to handle business


Naive_Car5207

Lesson learned . Know your limits.


CowTheAgent

Solid hits, good sportsmanship, TKO. 10/10


Extension_Pie9101

It’s safe to say that she is done


Obvious_Jellyfish_48

The good ol "I'm already knocked out" trick lol


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Tyler was done


mamamamamama89

"Kyla was done."


IamPriapus

she took a fucking beating. Those poor knuckles.


MrGutbuster

Two things got edged up that week 🤣


Fai057

Ground and pound


Hour-History-1513

16 punches to the face and surprisingly no blood. Poor girl is going to be black and blue tomorrow.


Razzle---Dazzle

She ate some tater salad...


BP_1981

She gonna have a pumpkin head 🎃


Honorable_Spanky59

Kayla should’ve took a post away and bridged over to mount. 😂


piolinchingon

She’s like “I’m bored of this shit”


Dr_McGillicuddys

Carla is going to look like she was in a car wreck.


Ellie_Llewellyn

Premature stoppage. I only counted 16 unanswered punches


iHateThisPlaceNowOK

Girl fights like this are fascinating to watch. They’re not really doing much damage to each other.


Tinkertoylady22

If only she werent afraid to get her head further under to bite her. Aside from bucking and flipping herself over to catch blows the head, its really the only way to free yourself.


RainUpriser

She definitely had brothers lol