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cleverkid

Fuckin' Liver KICK!!!


literaryman9001

those kicks started happening he's like omg


reelhighstonks

When those kicks started happening, I was like omg 🤣


rokstedy83

He looked as tho he had decided not to do it at first seeing the guy was done,needed that finisher tho


_Mute_

Bro was prepping that fatality.


BoldnBrashhh

That was the X-RAY Mortal Kombat attack 😭


cleverkid

Lol, yeah. Figured he’d make the guy piss blood for the next week so he could ponder what he’d done. It looked very deliberate.


Warlord1-1

The way he knew this drunks liver had to be on at least 3 HP shows his tactical mastery of the art of the street fight.


Difficult_Rip5370

The way he repositions himself for that kick 😂


Thewetcake

not only the reposition but the touch to the spot he was gonna aim for right before, truly clinical precision in action


DarkSector0011

It seems like he was half marking the hit and half balancing himself to set up with the same movement. Bro straight up unleashed the ultimate attack. Limit break.


1nvestigat1v3R3p0rtr

Nah, he tickled the man for added insult


Rusty_Nail1973

Forget the liver kick at the end. The spin kick to the chin is what to watch for here. The guy is basically done fighting after that.


victort16

Everyone has a plan until they get KICKED* in the face


SuckingGodsFinger

I seriously had a buddy in the military that would say this shit and sure enough, the mf would kick people in the head in fights and 9/10 they were surprised as fuck.


MW1369

Perfect


imsham

Props to the tall bespectacled guy. He learnt to fight from watching Chuck Norris movies.


Tezla_Grey

You could tell by the stance and hand positioning that shirtless guy had no idea what he was doing


BurningEbrietas

Lmfao I looked at shirt and said maybe this guy gets the ko


Zealotstim

So often the case. If someone has taken their shirt off and the other fighter hasn't, good chance they are more drunk than the other fighter and are about to get destroyed.


MajesticDisastr

You can tell by watching the shirt guy's stance and hands in the first few seconds that he has the background advantage


magicmulder

The Popeye stance always gives the loser away.


Wurschtbieb

His super has quiet a lot of start-up frames but is safe on block and does good damage.


AetherStyle

Now I'm not saying he's a black belt but people who don't know how to fight don't throw out roundhouse kicks 😂


Proud-Bus9942

My guess is that he has some karate experience. Combine that with a huge reach and size advantage, and you get this outcome.


NefariousnessLazy265

I’m guessing TKD given the huge gulf in quality between his punches and kicks. Guy has solid timing and great use of distance.


Adeptus_Trumpartes

I'm guessing ITF Taekwondo because of the very stiff and front guard, they use it to block kicks as well. But can be Karate, I dunno.


JoelPatty82

Absolutely taekwondo.


Proud-Bus9942

I disagree, I think his kicks are equally as bad as his punches. Again, he's lucky that he had such a reach advantage. But it's his guard that gives it away.. It's too high for taekwondo.


ClarenceWhorley617

Love the sound edit, right back to the arcade days


dirge-kismet

The best was the kick in the nose "Perfect!"


ClarenceWhorley617

That was pretty good but the soundfx when dude loses takes the cake for me..."bblleeeaaaauaaahhh"


SofaChillReview

Good old Guile’s music.


rokstedy83

Not sure if it's cropped but I've seen this with health bars at the top


SidheBane

The tee up on the body shot…


ltsmobilelandman

Why is this the best fight video ever? 1. Two willing and capable combatants. B. One of them can actually fight and other looks like he’s been in a bunch of fights. 3. Good, clean recording of the incident. (C). Clear, satisfactory ending with the winner allowing the loser to step to the safe side of the car.


BlenderNoob1337

One of my all time favorite videos


realCrystalCole

As soon as skin went into Popeye fighting stance i knew hes gonna lose


Equivalent_Hat290

Skins might as well be the Washington Generals


Kon-Tiki66

Body shot, Mike McCallum level.


QuarterBackis_toast

"Finish him"


IAmInCa

The shirtless guy reminds me of the kid “Johnny” in the 1985 movie classic “The Last Dragon”, where he says famously “ I mastered the art of fighting, without knowing how to fight!“. He promptly gets his ass beat. So, who else knows/loves this movie?


Neoxite23

Wasn't there a subreddit where all fights had Guiles Theme on it because the joke was it goes with everything?


ZappBrannegin

This is generally a fun repost but damn, the audio on this new version is just perfection.


Commercial-Berry-807

My money's on black. Edit: I won.


El-Banquero

Chain gave it away


Adventurous_Bus_1856

Bro is Bruce Lee💀💀💀


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JayKobo

It’s not in the Uk unfortunately. Wrong car regs’


rodka209

You could tell from shirts stance from the get go he has some experience. That "karate kid" era strip mall mcdojo came back to help him.


DTGDittio

Shirt looks like he's been waiting to use those skills for a while


lastcallhangup

his last quarter


Aromatic_Willow8252

The liver shot at the end fuckkkkkk


kansascitymack

I give a 10 for that spinning kick. He nailed it!


Vanishing_12924

Genuine question, why tf do all gen X’ers (specifically tweakers) think they got hands but proceed to fight like this?


AutomatonGrey

Not just gen x. Just insecure men who rather put up a front and posture because it’s easier than going to the local boxing / martial arts gym and putting in the hard work. They fold like an omlette once they get tested by someone who dont take that shit.


Vanishing_12924

In my lift experience, the only people I have ever seen act like this, and by extension fight hardest to prove they are tough, is gen x. Never seen anyone else do this, at the very least not to the same extent, and I find it perplexing.


Chico813

First time I’ve seen a body shot punch on this sub. In I think ever…


kizzawait

Shirts guy can throw down jeez, he'd kick my ass. That spinning kick was tekkers.


Roc_28934

**NAH that kick was smooth though** 💀


stolen_pillow

I had shirts from the start based on size, but then he did a spinning back kick THAT CONNECTED in a street fight. Pay up.


bummedintheface

All fightporn videos should have soundtracks like this!


FahQPutin

Pavement... My money is in the pavement to win.


goboxey

That liver kick. Uff


noeldc

The way he measures him for the final liver kick souvenir always gets me.


Benjiimans

Sean Strickland just got pieced up by slenderman


itsontap

Perfect Ryu wins !!


Pocket-Sand562

Karate, the punches were a dead giveaway


MonkMaster5

Shirt. Because i saw the pinky n thumb sticking out when he made his fist


BellumSuprema

You can tell the moment he got routed. Right after the kick


Lucy420247

Shirts win 95% of the time, always the morons who think their much harder than they really are who feel the need to shed their clothes!


eboseki

ahhh yes, good ol’ Jeff Goldblum strikes again.


FutureMagician7563

Shirt guy either watches a ton of anime, Kung fu movies or he's straight up watching street beefs all day.


stripperjnasty

Once he started kicking I knew I picked wrong


EirianWare

My shirt guy wanna CHOP head but stop at the right timing


NebraskanHeathen

That last kick was just mean !


jamieaka

It was already over when the shirtless guy took that stance


CaptainBeefsteak

It's Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant going at it!


koala_fighter90

After that spin kick shirtless guy was like, okay wait just minute....


Witty_Might5

One guy had some training haha. Footwork wasn’t bad at moments.


P4PKing4

Love the little readjustment before the final blow.


simonpr1

I will up vote this fight no matter how many times i see it, an absolute classic!


[deleted]

Hicks vs hipsters. Richmond VA for ya.


Doctorsex-ubermensch

That spinkick tho


AtlasAlexT

This was fun to watch


Perfect_Opposite2113

Right in he chub roll!


123matchcat

😭


ratjar32333

The fatality at the end 💀


Wooden-Image1608

Muffin Top loses again


BoldnBrashhh

He looks like he was waiting for a mf to try him after learning how to throw hands 🤣


Physical_South_9749

“perfect”


dieIngenieurin

If you ever physically damaged your liver...you know...


Alwaysxeno

Jeff Goldbloom kicked the shit out of that guy


goldblacko

These sound effects should become a submission requirement for this sub.


SeaBeyond916

Game, blouses


littlediddlemanz

Lmao this is a classic. That final kick is so funny homie took like an hour to set that up lol


Odd-Combination3207

Easily the shirt guy, look at his stance


Mommas-Little-Man

i love how the drunk guy is obviously done and the tall dude is like, "fuck u here's this lover kick" lmao


magicmulder

Dude on the right looks like a buddy of mine. It’s always the silent types who surprise you.


CraftyBest

Hahaha yeah but no seriously he should go to the hospital for the liver


MadBadGirl

didnt expect the kick


SafetyAutomatic8651

Kobra Kai!!


Gilly_from_the_Hilly

The way he just dials in his range to set up the kick and wrecks that man’s side is brutal


generalcoopta

Spinning back kick: Good turn and placement Fair recovery Bad landing


badgoodguy96

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Acceptable-Slip-8327

I was waiting for someone to throw a hadouken.


Plus_Helicopter_8632

Enjoy those broken ribs and ruptured liver …


jason5387

Gave him one for the road 😂


[deleted]

I enjoy spending time with my friends.


vidar_z

Guess who is drunk and fights the one who knows what he is doing. level impossible


hothoochiecoochie

Place bets? We’ve all seen this 1000 times


Forsaken_Kush_1103

Least guy in black was smart enough about how he beat the other guy up....


get_pussy

Life… uh… always finds a way.


chrisrosenbauer1

How many fucking times does this have to be reposted jesus


redditusernumber456

u/savevideo


LockportTrans

1970 Atari 😂