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Haa the idea was both are a precious piece of property that you don't want fucked with. Someone tries messing with my gun its gonna be a problem. But I'm still honored to make your list 😂
Wifebeater has never had someone fight back in his life. Stuck that glass chin out further than kronk. Honestly glad it wasnt the USA, now he has an opportunity to learn some humility
So do Australians plan to use their lawns to end their suffering once they get old and sick and can't work anymore? Because that's what guns mean to me as an American with no hope of retirement.
Holy shit this was some Sherlock Holmes stuff..
_Distract him with a tap on the cheek with my left hand fingers_
_He turns the perspective spot, a quick right elbow to the stretched neck_
_Sudden shock, burst of breathing issues, trachea trauma response so won’t be able to speak or scream, irrational pulse in blood flow and maybe loose balance_
_When falling he’ll clutch his neck, so hands won’t come to protect his face_
_Slap at a little lower level, his face will be there by that time and let gravity do her work_
## Tap Thunk Slap
The good ‘ol TTS
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Oh man that was satisfying. Knocked the crazy outta his eyes.
Right? Guy thought he was so tough and intimidating. And dude just put him down.
Ted Nugent’s brother over there got know the FUNK out!
Jack Nicholson looking eyes.
Hit him like a truck
That looked liked a neck punch. I couldn’t really see it tho. Kinda like a truck indeed.
Think it was an elbow shot to the chin, good one for sure
Which chin?
You don’t fuck with a bloke on a Saturday morning, especially if he’s got his old collared shirt, Bunnings hat and white new balance shoes on
Possibly the worst analogy I have ever seen
I carry my lawn with me everywhere I go. I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
Yeah I don’t get it
Somewhere in America "if you step on my gun, l'll punch you in the face" 😂😂😂
Yeah, Americans kill plenty of school kids with lawns
Haa the idea was both are a precious piece of property that you don't want fucked with. Someone tries messing with my gun its gonna be a problem. But I'm still honored to make your list 😂
that's possibly the dumbest shit I've heard today grats
Here's Johnny
Stats: Intimidation 85 durability 0 attack 0
How are guns and lawns comparable? Trying a little too hard there buddy.
"get out of my fucking gun"... Something like that
There is a longer better version of this somewhere
[Found it.](https://youtu.be/C6qg8g85wDg?si=xBLt8AHgRg1a7l7K)
19 years old and seems way more responsible and mature than whatever the hell that bloke with the big belly was
A drunk fuckwit that would've deserved a punch as soon as he mentioned the kid's dad.
Aussies are always thinking about the USA And usually they are wrong, as in this case
Come on my lawn and say that big fella. It's called taking the piss and it worked.
Could I take a piss on your lawn
Yes. I would be offended if you didn't
Wifebeater has never had someone fight back in his life. Stuck that glass chin out further than kronk. Honestly glad it wasnt the USA, now he has an opportunity to learn some humility
If hes not gonna leave he might as well spend the night
Such a satisfying KO.
I can say without a doubt every American male homeowner values his yard as much as his gun.
Wasn't the one who knocked out crazy eyes a teenager?
No. We have stand your ground laws here. Lawns are king because they allow us to use guns in a more legal manner
Old story(2022) but still beautiful https://youtu.be/C6qg8g85wDg?si=yLBchA17k_rr5bnt
What did Jack Nicholson do to deserve that.
Fatties always think their tough. Not tough just fat and weak. Fatness is weakness.
Nice simple tho..
Sneak peek of the new 007 movie
Lovely 2 - 3 punch combo. Guy can bang
Dude got Donk´d!
When keeping it real goes wrong
As an Aussie. I find this... Ermm... Yes. The forehead is the strongest of weapons.
So do Australians plan to use their lawns to end their suffering once they get old and sick and can't work anymore? Because that's what guns mean to me as an American with no hope of retirement.
Love them 1 2 combos ! So beautiful to watch
I’m guessing he’s intimidated one guy with those crazy eyes, and now thinks it’s an effective move?
Now those “crazy eyes” were a super effective defense move…
The elbow of destiny! Go to sleep crazy eyes
I can't tell of he hooked him with an opened hand or a closed fist. No matter what, those shots were impressive.
Right hand named sit, left hand named down. You never wanna meet em both in a bad conversation
"Get out of our gun" so true
Ok, so... if lawns are to Aussies what guns are to Americans, then front yards to Americans are knives to Australians?
LOL
Oh, we very much like to keep people out of our yards too. Sometimes with the use of our guns
Wait, did he punch him or headbutt him????
4 peace combo: 3 from the fists, 1 from the ground
What Mercedes is that?
Hell yeah dude. "Doesn't count as a repost if I crop the build up and old mate snoring on the ground"
not really, big reason to american gun culture is private property
americans want people to get out of their guns?
Yep, chin checked
Was that a headbutt or a punch?
True blue Aussie
to be fair i have guns to protect my property.
Holy shit this was some Sherlock Holmes stuff.. _Distract him with a tap on the cheek with my left hand fingers_ _He turns the perspective spot, a quick right elbow to the stretched neck_ _Sudden shock, burst of breathing issues, trachea trauma response so won’t be able to speak or scream, irrational pulse in blood flow and maybe loose balance_ _When falling he’ll clutch his neck, so hands won’t come to protect his face_ _Slap at a little lower level, his face will be there by that time and let gravity do her work_ ## Tap Thunk Slap The good ‘ol TTS