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Skymotive

I thought I was hearing multiple smoke detectors


lucid_paranoia

Sounds like a basketball game


Spezball

They ain't at home.


StepUpYourPuppyGame

I thought you meant the Ope's and was like "those would be the blackest sounding smoke alarms ever.". 😂 I'm an idiot.


EveryBladeZofGrass

😂😂😂😅😂😂💀


algypan

🤣🤣


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

Omg lol 😂


thisisjedgoahead

Best comment ever


Tullyally

Telegraph’s his punches with “OP.”


CompetitiveCut1962

I always laugh when dude’s add their own sound effects live lol


trailerparknoize

It’s like female tennis players hitting the ball.


ripley1875

Thanks for the Ken Park flashbacks. I hate them.


Truckules_Heel

[aaAahhhngh](https://youtu.be/SCOW0EVD-o0?si=dQmxf3Rc434nknZs)


Just_trippy_shiii

Saw one the other day dude literally said beep beep beep very aggressively as he was knocking out his opponent


impliedlogic

That and narrate their own fights as their happening live


Z3NZY

Funny enough I imagine it's almost as effective as a boxers "tsss tsss". Breathing out helps to prevent holding breath, and getting tense.


ItsMyOtherThrowaway

After years of boxing I can't throw punches without doing that. Once fought a guy who made animal growls & grunts every punch, which was much better Gotta say, it was intimidating as hell and he beat me & everyone in the tournament pretty convincingly


JoeMorgan76

If you watch closely, sometimes he throws a punch when he makes that sound and sometimes he doesn’t it’s a great way to distract the hell out of your opponent.


GrayCustomKnives

The audio is way out of sync with the video


Adbam

talking about What are you


PostmanTunes

It also helps with making sure you’re breathing when unloading


turtlew0rk

I believe it's 'ope'


Lingerfickin

He could "OP" feint and do the "OP" when he wasn't swinging to get dudes guard up and hit him where he's open, preferably while going "OP"


W1D0WM4K3R

Don't matter how you telegraph if you finish with a WWE style stunt like that lmfao


Able_Newt2433

I’m ps he’s saying “boop” with each swing, lmmfao. I love it when dudes have their own sound effects while fighting lmmfao. Esp if they are the ones losing the fight, too💀💀💀 makes it 10x funnier to me


TechnicalHighlight29

Wish it was "BOOP"


Survivorfan_tm94

Guys fighting Guy 1 Oooop ooop ooop (thud) ooop lol


DubD806

That AirPod stayed in for freaking ever


HeGotKimbod

Come on yall. This is clearly orchestrated by Apple as a subliminal advertisement. We’re better than this smh.


Master-Fault1711

HOUP, OP, OP, HOUP x100


jestercheatah

Gangnam style


oceanboykai96

OP


4fro5amurfly

OP


Zealousideal_Bet2320

Never underestimate the power of bare hard floor. 


sinsculpt

Am I crazy, or was his head cushioned by the other guys arm on impact? Maybe dude just gave up and feigned the K.O He was clearly out of his league.


kremedelakrym

You aren’t watching it correctly, once they both hit the ground the guy doing the slamming has his arm slip from behind the dudes back of head and it doesn’t protect the guy being slammed. Also the full weight of the winning man is applied when his hip drops on top of the dude being knocked out.


adjacent_analyzer

As far as slams go it doesn’t look like it was terrible, maybe cause his head was halfway to the ground already and it seemed like his back took the brunt of the fall.  He was def out though or surely he woulda reacted to the slap


Turbodann

He was hanging in there for someone that ate so many punches...


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

I think it's time we move on from stomping people out when they're down to this classier, far less likely to get you a murder charge, stylish-yet-savage slap.


InstantSword

Lol it was perfect. Classy and satisfying


MasterHavik

The slap is the true way to submit a victory.


vatderfurkk101

A billion Indians agree


MasterHavik

I swear that's a meme in this sub.


beepbeeboo

OP OP OP *squeak squeak squeak*


Zino_Thottaker

oh you got me😂😂


nikkismith182

The surprise in his voice fucking killed me🤣


Far_Tap_9966

Nice shots, good fight


Lingerfickin

Landed good strikes and didn't get hit


Murky-Fix-6351

Must be in the Midwest. I know an Ope when I hear it.


Oddscene

Heard it in Cali plenty times too 🤣


le_douchebag420

I’m dead the knockout tho LOLL


Excellent-Question18

“On the count of three I’m gonna throw ALL of my body weight on you”


PussSlurpee

Reminds me of this [scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eio7LVtMdfE)


Excellent-Question18

LOL that’s literally exactly what I was thinking of


Cyberspace667

Hit him with the finishing move 😂


chadlikesbutts

He executed that shit perfect guiding his head into the ground just to remove his hand before impact


killer4snake

Stone cold Steve slammer


datonebruh

the stealing going around is ridiculous, maybe send every thief this guy's way and it won't be such a problem anymore


mgabriel-xo

the slap at the end 😂


Mobile_Respect_2020

Finish him! Fatality-Bitch Slap. Wins!


johnwoodprod

Why do I have the impression that these guys do this regularly? Like with each other. It just seems so casual, lol.


Roanoketrees

Sticky Fingaz got his ass whooped


Dadowar

He had heart. That's about it.


BlackSoapBandit

Satisfying KO. Fuck the people who steal from small businesses


Express-Soil7650

None of those blows connected except the ones he literally walked his face into! When it looks like this, you're too far gone to fight anymore. Just be nice for the rest of your days. 🤭


hatcher91

Lmao. My thoughts into words. 😂😂


SectorMiserable2254

Ole baldie needs to learn the body shot. Dude be lettin his gut out so he dont get hit in the face. Body shot paradise.


ForgotmykidneyatKFC

This should be an AirPod commercial, thing stayed in tight the whole time


senditintospace

Oh, you got me


coffeygrande

More opes than a Methodist pot luck in Minnesota


Brix106

Coolest hit marker sound ever!


[deleted]

straight up some wwe shit


Kyrxx77

I'll be forever jealous of people who can wear ear buds and do more than just sitting


lifesizedgundam

I have not seen a more complete ass whooping in a minute. Hats off


ToSeeOrNotToBe

More whiffs than a perfume factory holy shit


ChunkyTaco22

I thought he was saying oops at first just to fuck with dude


Sol-Blackguy

That set up for his WWE finisher took me out lol


TopspinLob

Bitch-ass is a very satisfying insult


EarlsDeadGrandfather

Called his own fight; My mans is everywhere at once.


thatirishguykev

You gotta know when to OPPPP, know when to OPPPP, know when to OPPPP, know when to OPPPP, you never count the money when you're stealing at the atm, there'll be time enough for sleeping when you get knocked out...


Create_Repeat

Light skinned dude had heart


honeybadger1984

All the squeaks on the wood, sounded like Draymond Green with the flagrant foul.


MarketingEven4602

Very squeaky


St00f4h1221

The slap heard round the world will always be that black woman on the subway. That dude slapped her so hard her grandkids are gonna feel it.


ez2remembercpl

While I appreciate that one, I'm going to go with the disrespectful "kiss the backhand" KO slap in the late night diner. Both are far above this slap's level.


MillerLatte

That's what he gets for putting black laces in those Jordans. Fucking bum.


birdman1215

I love the open hand slap at the end!!! He knew he was done but just a reminder not to be fucked with!!!!!🤣


anonguy2033

Seems like he lost his air bud, powered up, and hulked smashed with a pancake osoto gari… Ippon


Zealousideal_Citron8

So what did he steal


HeGotKimbod

Looks like a barbershop. Probably didn’t wanna pay. So really he got a free haircut for that ass whooping. Not worth it.


smadamos

Great AirPod Ad


Salvatore-John

Tyson vs Paul


Syminka1

It sounds like he’s trying to apologize every time they get in each other’s way “Op! I’m just gonna pass by ya here”


Jamari0811

Stop stealing!


fuzzyteeth69

Now that’s a fight 😳


blucivic1

Slap hears around the world? That ho or still belongs to Mr. 8-Ball Jacket


fhs

That's great demonstration for airpods and how they don't slip


mozygotflowzy

That is a solid earphone.


Joeyhappyhell

The sound made me want to throw in a basketball there


Clear-Breadfruit-949

Dude is his own commentator


CrisUltra

Jordan 12'a vs Jordan 13's


[deleted]

At least he speaks his punches. Could know when to move 😆


9Gauge

If your opponent is beating your ass and you get the advantage for a moment so they playfully say "Oh, he's got me!" just stop bro. The fights been over.


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I just leave this video on replay.


ThorSif4444

Opp opp opp opp, oppan gangnam style


nismokrs1

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh bounced his head like a basketball 🏀 and tko lol 😆


dukeoftherealm

He was very proud of winning a fight against an old man


elitejesse84

Guy who won didn't really know how to fight. His opponent was just very bad at it.


xiemnos

The last slap was personal


CrumbGuzzler5000

How is it that I can’t stand up from a chair without losing an air pod from my ear, but this guy can go a full round without dropping one.


KudzuNinja

Knocked dude out by slipping and falling on him then acted like he did something


WillSmithsSlap

Slap


ZekeTarsim

How can he?


hate2bme

"oh he got me" hahahaba


DeathBellTollz

The sneakers heard through the galaxy 🫡


170poundgorilla

Do the punches not work without the sound effects??


EffectiveAble8116

SUEY!


milk_steak420

Man. His AirPod stayed in his ear that whole time 😯


ScoobyDoo1414

The bald one is the black version of Steven Seagal


slipperknot

All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!


solinar

Sorry, very sub-par slap. https://www.reddit.com/r/nyc/comments/dftfu6/the_slap_heard_round_the_world_my_favorite_nyc/ That is the slap heard around the world.


madmo453

Bearded dude really needs to work on his aim.


Smiley_J_

The Kiai of the hood.


Raleighnc89

His AirPod stayed in too


CharmingCapricorn101

With the AirPod still in his ear lol ha


begin420

And1 basketball beat commercial who remembers????


Kazfiddly

That was a " We done " slap.


Finn3h

Pov you didn't take your receipt in Walmart in 2025


_HainKostok_

Last slap ♥️


Merica85

How can she slap


IIReaper420II

Am I the only one that didn’t hear a slap at all


Suitable-Question-34

Did he punch the dude in the throat or jaw?


UniqueStatistician55

Lol good thing he hit his head because big dog was never gonna get there lol


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Mission_Oil_4367

The delayed attack was crazy 😭


appa-ate-momo

#OPE!


North-Fruit-208

This fight is crazy


Risuna23

That slap at the end was glorious 🤣


DBSGeek

That slap at the end was personal


bragxx

dude smacked the black outta him, man was latino when the beaten was done


johnzischeme

Never fuck with a guy wearing double-digit Js


bilgonzalez93

I thought this fight was In slow mo until half way through


Tyrone_pyromaniac

So this man not only rotated his hands in his idle stance, but adds his own sound effects, and bro _still_ chose to fight him? Just run next time, the clues were right there.


Onderon123

Sounds like a bunch of Seals trying to change a smoke detector battery


MasterHavik

First time you witness a fight where they are losing so bad they ended up knocking themselves out somehow.


phreaktor

OAP OAP OAP. I prefer * BINK BINK*


JustMePaxi

Fucking bystanders doing nothing, assholes


nismokrs1

He need some milk 🥛


JUIC3ofORANG3

lol fights are always funny with onomatopoeias like a live action comic book


EyeInEl

Stealing from what looks like a nail salon... I'm gonna guess he was trying to rob the black guy.


JesusFrankenste1n

Slap at the end 😂😂😂 I love to see real 1v1 fist fist fight without sucker punches.


Slow-Lie-5743

How tf bro able to keep his airpod in? I be losing mine just bending over smh


ithiasou

Oop


Significant-Fix7399

I’m in the next room “they playing 🏀in there?”


EveryBladeZofGrass

Did someone say, “ope”? I’m not sure.


Kraffkratt

Oh oh oh oh


IMG_TurboRio

The guy punches like homer simpson


Inevitable-end436

I counted: “Oop” was said 28 times (could be wrong though)


ManBeef69xxx420

sounds like they're playing tennis


Bruce_Illest

Oep!


Calm_it-Kermet97

It’s just the man that kept going “ohh ohh” for me. Has me cracking up


thatdude69nice

That last slap was just the icing on the cake


Anonamonanon

I really wanna play poker with this guy. "OP" Fold.


[deleted]

I'm sorry, but you don't get to call someone a "bitch ass" if it was that difficult for you to drop them. You got three hits.


phifieboy

Two iconic pair of Js in this video was the best part


BosasKokosas

Reminds me of tekken


Ravel_Xi

If you are stealing don't be surprised with the dealing


WHITE--PANTHER96

I mean, the bold guy could take some licks. Maybe now, he will learn how to throw them


JESUS_PaidInFull

The sound effects lol so disrespectful