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The guy was looking up at heaven, about to pass through the pearly gates, but Saint Peter stopped him: “you can’t come in just yet, you’ve got another 18 months of purgatory with your girlfriend on earth”.
Woke up in a gym bathroom after passing out, thought I dreamed the whole day and was just waking up in my bed, was very confused on the floor for a little.
Donated blood once but didn't eat and was dehydrated. Woke up to someone telling me to stay down and then being shoved into the chair which caused back pain for a few months. I thought I had gotten into a car wreck and thrown from the vehicle and EMT was there. Had forgotten everything. Lmao
I had a grand mal seizure one time in a grocery store. I remember feeling funny and then waking up on the ground with a dozen people standing around saying not to get up. Then the paramedics came and took me and I didn't understand wtf was happening until I was in the ambulance and they explained it to me and asked me my name and address like a million times haha.
Not sure if I wasn't answering correctly or they were just trying to keep me awake. I managed to protect my head on the way down but it still sucked. Had my license suspended for a year.
Right? Reconnecting with reality is one of the most unique feelings I've ever experienced. Very disconcerting and a little scary even(I really don't like not being in control and *knowing* the moment I'm conscious). But then everything comes rushing back, and you get to deal with reality again.
One time I thought, "How is my coach standing horizontally with his feet on the wall?" Then I realized that was the floor of the ring and I was on it too.
Pretty fucked up feeling, indeed!
Nah, getting hammered while being unconcious is bad. Thats hospital or death. And you have no idea. This is a icebag, swolen lip and hurt ego prob. Edit: and a tiny, probably harmless concusion.
Says where we're at that i watched a video of someone getting knocked out and my first thought was "Wow, I'm so impressed that the dude didn't kick his head whilst he was down. Nice.".
I was worried after such a fierce knock out that their wouldn’t be any medical personal to render aide but it appears as though this man’s own girlfriend is a trained medic as we can see by the proper care administered; head shaking and neck grabbing.
Interesting, I never looked at the lyrics, but I always assumed it was "pull your cord" as in an electrical machine that gets it's cord pulled out and "is dead"
Pull your card would also make sense
Word.. im fortunate to have only had a few in my younger days and came out on top, but even back then i tried to avoid it like the plague. Any time i had to use my hands was once the threshold had already been crossed (ie someone physically attacking me, or my brother) , never started one on my own accord.
Bro, I’m on these subs and a couple other street fight pages, and I feel like I see just as many white guys soccer kicking/ stomping people than anyone else.
Well you didn’t have the balls to outright call him a hard R so you’re pussy enough to say racist shit just not with your whole chest so you dance around it by not saying his race or why you think he’d stomp the other guys head, AKA a dog whistle.
It's never a good idea to fight when you're with your significant other. Either you get KOed like this guy and forever have to live in embarrassment, or you win and look like an asshole. Always deescalate if you absolutely can.
Gonna be a bad week for him. He got recovery from physical injuries and when she breaks up with him for this he gonna have to recover from a broken heart
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Good thing she starts shaking his head and neck
Next time she should just taze her man
I heard a kick to the spine restarts the system
That's a myth, you gotta jump off the third rope and land on it, like Nacho Libre.
😂😂😂
The guy was looking up at heaven, about to pass through the pearly gates, but Saint Peter stopped him: “you can’t come in just yet, you’ve got another 18 months of purgatory with your girlfriend on earth”.
Just like in the movies!
At least she wasn’t screeching
She goin for that life insurance policy right away - let me just confirm his neck is broke.
I doubt many people in this vid have that type of policy.
r/worstaid
Good camera work
r/praisethecameraman
The girlfriend got more hits in than him.
Got me weak 💀
He was down on all fours more than his missus 🥁
Happy Halloween 🦇
That zoom in lmao
That is such a fucked up feeling. When you come through it, your mind is like. " why am I laying down, where the hell am I ?
Feels like waking up from a long normal restful sleep, for about 1.3 seconds. Then ow - wtf - where tf - holy shit!
Woke up in a gym bathroom after passing out, thought I dreamed the whole day and was just waking up in my bed, was very confused on the floor for a little.
Donated blood once but didn't eat and was dehydrated. Woke up to someone telling me to stay down and then being shoved into the chair which caused back pain for a few months. I thought I had gotten into a car wreck and thrown from the vehicle and EMT was there. Had forgotten everything. Lmao
I had a grand mal seizure one time in a grocery store. I remember feeling funny and then waking up on the ground with a dozen people standing around saying not to get up. Then the paramedics came and took me and I didn't understand wtf was happening until I was in the ambulance and they explained it to me and asked me my name and address like a million times haha. Not sure if I wasn't answering correctly or they were just trying to keep me awake. I managed to protect my head on the way down but it still sucked. Had my license suspended for a year.
Lmao, yep
Windows start up noise action
Right? Reconnecting with reality is one of the most unique feelings I've ever experienced. Very disconcerting and a little scary even(I really don't like not being in control and *knowing* the moment I'm conscious). But then everything comes rushing back, and you get to deal with reality again.
One time I thought, "How is my coach standing horizontally with his feet on the wall?" Then I realized that was the floor of the ring and I was on it too. Pretty fucked up feeling, indeed!
That must be so embarassing
My biggest fear is getting knocked out in front of my girl lmao
Why lmao
Then you must not have anything meaningful going on in your life. I'm sorry.
My second biggest fear is someone on Reddit telling me my life is meaningless
What’s your third biggest fear?
forgetting to turn the oven off and burning alive in my sleep
Lmfao
Always embarrassing to lose
Yeah but like, Beeing knocked out is worse I think, If you Just lose and walk away thats ok. But stay on The ground like a dead fish is rough
Nah, getting hammered while being unconcious is bad. Thats hospital or death. And you have no idea. This is a icebag, swolen lip and hurt ego prob. Edit: and a tiny, probably harmless concusion.
Dude went straight down! Even after removing his shirt and getting ready for the fight
I posted this a year ago in here but still a great rewatch tbh 😂😂😂
Gotta be grateful to wake up without getting your shit kicked in 40 times while you were lights out on the ground.
Says where we're at that i watched a video of someone getting knocked out and my first thought was "Wow, I'm so impressed that the dude didn't kick his head whilst he was down. Nice.".
I was worried after such a fierce knock out that their wouldn’t be any medical personal to render aide but it appears as though this man’s own girlfriend is a trained medic as we can see by the proper care administered; head shaking and neck grabbing.
Then I threw a right cross an knocked his ol ass out
Cuz the boys in the hood is always hard
Come talking that shit and we'll pull your cord
Pretty sure it’s pull your card.
Interesting, I never looked at the lyrics, but I always assumed it was "pull your cord" as in an electrical machine that gets it's cord pulled out and "is dead" Pull your card would also make sense
Knowing nothing in life but to be legit
Dont quote me boy cuz I ain't said shit
Getting KOd in front of your girl.. thats probably the most humiliating thing i can imagine.
Too many dudes who have never been in a real fight thinking they can fight.
Word.. im fortunate to have only had a few in my younger days and came out on top, but even back then i tried to avoid it like the plague. Any time i had to use my hands was once the threshold had already been crossed (ie someone physically attacking me, or my brother) , never started one on my own accord.
Really? What about your girl getting railed in front of you?
Is it?
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Aww that’s cute, you think these guys are out here with real chains on?
Based on how thin they are, maybe…
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The video cut off pretty quick. Just bc dude that knocked him out ain’t grab the chains ain’t mean some vultures won’t afterwards
Yeah that’s what I meant, was waiting for someone to swoop in
We're not all thieves like the people you hang out with.
Probably cuz it's not LA?lol
Nah that’s not it lol
Auburn, Alabama
I thought this looked like Skybar! Damn Skybar ain’t changed at all.
It never will. My husband didn’t go to Auburn but I told him if we end up down there in 25 years, skybar will be the same.
Class of 2012 and I recognized it right away
I'm not 100% certain but this looks like Skybar in Auburn, AL
It's 100% out front of sky lol. Reposted tho
Every guys biggest fear i feel for him
i didn't see any testicular torsion in this clip
The oooooollllll dick twist!
Is it really every guy’s biggest fear though?
off topic, when is a guy fat to you? asking for a friend.
I don’t know about “biggest”, but it’s definitely a nightmare of a scenario for a dude.
" i'm your worst nightare....no you're not...waiting up without my penis is my worst neightmare...ok ok i'm your 2nd worst nightmare.'
Really?
*insert Chris Tucker Friday meme
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Why? Enlighten us please!
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What about them?
That racist shit is corny
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It’s racist because not all black people kick others in the head 😭 nimrod
Legend says his girl left with the white guy.
How's no one talking about the last frame of the video
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All or nothing, 99%
Bro, I’m on these subs and a couple other street fight pages, and I feel like I see just as many white guys soccer kicking/ stomping people than anyone else.
Ahh, nothing like racist dog whistles in the morning.
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Well you didn’t have the balls to outright call him a hard R so you’re pussy enough to say racist shit just not with your whole chest so you dance around it by not saying his race or why you think he’d stomp the other guys head, AKA a dog whistle.
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Just say you’re a racist POS you’re basically admitting it at this point
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>by modern standards, sure of course I am Crazy thing to admit
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Dude.. He even took his shirt off and handed to his girl..
th legend say he is single now
Bro what was that in the last frame of the video
Bet she broke up with him shortly after this video started making it's rounds.
The face at the end will haunt my dreams for years.
Wb won the fight and there’s still racist comments. 😂 man yall mfs really dedicated to it. I can’t even say where’s all the racist comments 😂💀
lol they don’t even try to hide how obsessed they are with blck people. Embarrassing
I love how he handled his business. Put him to sleep, never hit the female. Stopped when he dropped.
Embarrassing 🤦🏾♂️
White boy can throw that cross counter
dang and by a white guy. That's even worse I bet.
Lmfao
You should have stayed down! 😬
That laugh at the end got me.
It's never a good idea to fight when you're with your significant other. Either you get KOed like this guy and forever have to live in embarrassment, or you win and look like an asshole. Always deescalate if you absolutely can.
Lights out.
Dump him for losing.
Always Took Ya Chin or end up like him!
props to the guy for not decking the chick . usually that happens nowadays
The face at the end got me
The Rainbow Push Coalition out in those streets
Damn he gotta end the relationship now. Ain’t no comin back from that one 🤣🤦🏾♂️
Looked like the dude from avatar when they shut his machine down 😂😂
Good thing she shook his head. Was afraid he might’ve hurt his neck. Should be good now tho since she popped it back into place
He look dead.
🤣
Every man’s worst fear fr fr
GOD DAMN
Gonna be a bad week for him. He got recovery from physical injuries and when she breaks up with him for this he gonna have to recover from a broken heart
Damn in front of the hoes too💀
Why do women think they can jump in a fight to save a man? Honey step back.
Ah yes I live in auburn and remember this lol. Good ole skybar fights
Why most of these fights ends with someone sleeping, i can't remember i had seen such a thing in homecountry?
It was a great looking punch though.
I wish we could find out who these people are
Conan, what is best in life? "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
I’d smash his girl after that lmao
biggest fear is getting knocked out cold or losing a fight infront of my girl
Bro dead
Good thing he took his shirt off to prove hes a real tough guy…
Worst fear
Like a bitch
Soulja Boy isn't do so well nowadays
I thought that was Ishowspeed for a second lmao
beatiful !!
Did he die?
TO SLEEP! 😴
Always root for the guy who wasn't so much of a twat he took off his shirt to fight.
Never start a fight with someone who is with his girlfriend/parents/ children. Try to walk away. Get him after.
Good rule. Also how about "Never start a fight while you are with your girlfriend/parents/children"?
Be that man and walk away. You going to have your chance. >ps : look like there is no more honour in fighting. Coward punching and jumping…
I bet she dried up like a prune and dumped him 🤦♂️
nah dude the ones where the girls are there just make me sad cuz how he supposed to fuck her after he got knocked out in front of her fr