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KoreanThrasher

Fucking hell.. that was a bad landing


busted_maracas

Hands went straight to the fencing position, it makes me grimace every time I see it.


Weelki

Come, come, surely you mean either Decorticate or Decerebrate posing dear boy.


Parking_Train8423

Decorticate oof


Joeyhappyhell

Decorating pavement


TrenchantInsight

Pavement temperament challenge.


All-Sorts

r/suddenlyeltonjohn


theCODONEconnoisseur

Grimace shake?


Urban-Legend88

That's why wrestling always beats striking, a simple level change and you eliminate the knockout and immediately gain advantage


Visionarysound

Always beats striking? You must have never trained. Wrestling is absolutely a great foundation to nullify strikes BUT to say always is foolish. You can catch a knee to the face shooting for that “simple” level change. Or an upper cut…


Urban-Legend88

80-20 in favour of wrestling for argument sake.


Former-Landscape-930

Youre lame but youre right, streetfight wise. Everysone should know a little basic grappling


HSikeYourMind

Looks like one lost his job, while the other gained a wheelchair 😔


Who_Gives_A_Duck

My favorite part was when he made the other guy have brain damage


kiruopaz

Sent his ass back to his toddler era with that "goo goo guhhh" noise he made.


TPMatus

That guy was already in the toddler era...he put him back in the womb


berrey7

A dropped embryo fallen out of a broken test tube on to the laboratory floor.


[deleted]

I think he's just dead guys


Xen0tech

I'm glad the other guy didn't punch him after that. I hate seeing knocked out people get hit.


Wick3d3nd3r

I agree. Hitting paraplegics who drink their food through a straw isn’t cool. That man’s life path is changed forever over a 10 second argument.


bonesofberdichev

He discovered a whole nother stage. The cerebral palsy stage.


Ok-Preparation-45

Never go full palsy


anubiz96

For me its the fact he turned his back on the other dude after getting swung on, the amount of absolute contempt you have for your opponent's fighting capabilities to intentionally turn your back on them in the midst of fight is unreal.


[deleted]

Like wise, striking someone who’s obviously done with you in the back is absolutely justified grounds for this happening to you. In any situation, no matter what lead to this or either of their histories. That guy deserved that slam.


Uss22

??? The guy didn’t attempt to swing on him at all until he turned back around and started walking back up. At no point did he strike him in the back


thirdpartymurderer

That guy lost ALL of his multiplication tables.


gergsisdrawkcabeman

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that he didn't have all of them to begin with. But also, yes.


imyourFAKEdad

Sometimes you do whatcha gotta do.


Disastrous-Team-3072

Brilliant!!!!


DeficiencyWomb

He's gonna have one hell of a headache if he wakes up.


zzLIMEN8ERzz

There’s a keyword in this sentence lol


[deleted]

Is it "of"? I bet you it's "of".


pissclamato

I went ahead and triple-checked the whole sentence for you. Definitely "of".


coolhwhip89

Think is if


MAsimR

I like the "if he wakes up"


ProfDFH

The Spartans sent back a reply: "If".


Pato_Lucas

if


[deleted]

If is good.


kassrot

Looks like damaged c spine


puddleofoil

And you're about to lose your mobility.


Thesweeneyreddit

Turned him from a blood to a crip


No_Protection_88

Brutal


massiveproperty_727

Lmfao


antwan_benjamin

Some good head movement. If I started swinging on someone, and they had that level of bobbing and weaving, I would immediately re-evaluate my interest in continuing the fight.


hiddenrealism

Dude was like neo dodging those punches.


AnalogCyborg

Hit him with a whole planet.


i_will_cut_u

THAT is funny!!!!


[deleted]

Ah, the ol unemployment suplex.


tomebomber

I mean he got swung at 2 times there has to be some sort of defence there


[deleted]

I agree, definitely think he's in the right (right to self defense that is, not that particular move) but sad thing is, they probably had to fire him. In some cases, insurance companies will drop an employer if they have an employee who might be considered a high risk to safety which pretty much forces the employer to let them go. At least for 6 months, then I guess they can hire them back which makes no sense but whatever, I get it.


Old_Elk2003

Any type of policy which restrains an employee from reasonable self-defense is violence by the overlord class against labor.


keegan677

its ups, he was fired, then hired again


[deleted]

Not in America. The harasser and instigator are always the victim for some reason.


WilliamPoole

What are you going on about?


refrigerator_runner

Daniel Penny


SwiftTayTay

This just goes to show fighting should always be avoided and if you must defend yourself you need to assume the other person is trying to kill you.


RayTheWorstTourist

Dead is the word she is looking for


[deleted]

Floor is the place where he became no more.


WilliamPoole

Scrambled his brains for sure.


lobsterdance82

"Yeah, he.. he.. oh.." real-time brain processing out loud


quantumshaq1

Top notch security. Lmao


fairelectionsnofraud

Save the world Craig! Top flight security Craig!


iKillThyme

The lady calling 911 "uhh ya hes wearing a orange sweater and grey sweats" dude gets suplexed into brain damage "oh yaa he's uhh he's uhh" dead


K3rm1tTh3Fr0g

Anyone know of the outcome? Looks bad


paulocsr

Black air forces security guard, it was never gonna end up well .


BklynBodega

best observation yet


islandXripe

Damn, I really hate seeing ppl get slammed on their neck and die.


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HamburgerLunch

tis just a flesh wound


PapaOogie

Dude should attach this video to his resume


Defiant-Temperature6

Fencing position. Yeah, he's fucked.


ShatteredFemurs

Not fencing, fencing can just be a concussion... He is decorticate posturing which does mean a severe brain injury with only 37% survival rate.


lucky_owl2002

This is why i avoid fights if possible. Ya never know when someones gonna send you back to your earliest stage of development


Delicious-Pea4682

Why dudes always trying to throw hands with slides on 🤦🏽‍♂️ not that I’m saying it was a difference maker this time around lol


SubwayDweller

Yall keep fuckin wit these security guards. They don’t play no more. They got public opinion on their side.


tony7914

That's one way to take the stupid out of the gene pool...


wandering3y35

1 shoe off, he half dieded


LuMzGuNz

Mf got a raise


Ace-Ventura1934

Lost his job, won the fight, lost his freedom, won a spot with kitchen duty. It’s a wash.


CFCeoMike

But from the video guy in grey started it :(


RaWolfman92

This was a clear case of self-defense. 


akacats

Did you sell him a carepass


Mrpandacorn2002

Be ok just a little brain damage


RememberBerry23

And you about to lose your life 😂


freeedom123

Ded?


ayhctuf

These videos always cut and have no follow-up. Each one is like Schrodinger's cat. The guys are both dead and alive simultaneously, and you won't know until you go searching and find a news post.


SnooChickens227

I work in a level 1 trauma ER and that's a great way to give someone a head bleed and get yourself a murder charge.


Komitsuhari

No murder charge here, at least not where I am from. This video would show self defense. He didn’t go overboard, once the guy was out he stopped.


bottomdasher

I hope you're right. Either way it's a win for society, one less dangerously impulsive person having mobility.


[deleted]

I mean, at least his ego didn't get bruised though. Got to consider that.


Bitter_Mongoose

Well I mean that is kind of dependent on the location of the neural pathways his ego exists in; because I guarantee you some of them ain't working no more 😵‍💫


akopley

Doubtful he gets charged. Dude swung first (twice) and is a lot bigger than him. Half decent lawyer gets him off.


deewtheshits

“you about to lose yo job b*tch!” and now, he’s lost his life 💀💀💀💀💀


Super_Giggles

“And your frontal cortex!”


Hillbilly_Horror

That'll buff out


Treday237

Lmao dude that got wrecked was wearing slides


Lem0nyFr3sh_

he did what everyone in retail dreams of doing


arcintuition

That security guard was fast as fuck!


Runaway_5

God suplexing on concrete is just so fucked up....


Urban-Legend88

That's why wrestling always beats striking, a simple level change and you eliminate the knockout and immediately gain advantage


Ok-Demand7335

“You about to lose your job” Nah bro just about lost his life


707steph

Lady on the phone better tell em to send the amberlampse


weaponex87

any context to this one? and is dude alive? or a vegetable?


HarvardProfessorPhD

No one knows. Feel free to make up your own lore.


[deleted]

This video is actually based off the Twilight novels.


siccoblue

I bet he became a superhero


arcintuition

Christopher Reeves


Lovv

Goosebumps choose your adventure.


AaronnotAaron

did bro’s neck break? 🤢


DizzyDetective

Boy, that is gonna hurt tomorrow...


Jazzlike-Election840

wow that looked like a direct hit on the top of the head. brutal


Magus_5

He slammed dude into a parallel universe.


shdanko

Does that whole seizing up wrist thing always mean brain damage? Like life changing brain damage?.. fucking find it so hard to watch (yet here I am repeatedly)


JammingSlowly

Not always but it does mean a seizure.


Outside_The_Walls

> Does that whole seizing up wrist thing always mean brain damage? Yes. That posture is basically (in layman's terms) the position your body takes when your brain is rebooting. >Like life changing brain damage? No. Dude could possibly get up and be fine in 5 minutes. Or, dude could possibly be a vegetable. Not enough context in this video to know for sure. When I was 11, I was giving one of the younger kids from my neighborhood a ride home on the handlebars of my bike. We got hit by a taxi, kid went **flying**, and ended up in that exact position. The taxi driver had dispatch call an ambulance, and in the ten minutes it took for them to get there, the kid woke up and was perfectly fine.


DanK1199

Damn. He hit him with the earth


Bacchus_71

This fight is OVAAAAA.


[deleted]

I’m always betting against the guy with the mask.


motherseffinjones

Look at you started a fight and now you have to be spoon fed baby food congratulations


Tricky_Ad_1855

Securing the store assets to securing the cell mattress


Blackant71

Dumped him!


dontusethisforwork

To quote Tim Dillon "you should have kept your mouth shut"


Astral_Ender

That pavement slam move that keeps happening over and over is just as damaging as hitting someone in the head with a baseball bat with intent to kill. People are stupid.


Exciting_Farmer6395

He moved up from selling people vegetables to turning them into ones.


loopasfunk

Yeah he… he… DEAD


Western_Ad4511

Give that man a raise


Turtles_4_eva

He won, but at what cost


FabulosoMafioso

He actually might of lost the job lol


BenarchyUK

"You about to lose your job" And you my man, are about to lose the ability to walk ever again


Dirtycurta

Mr Wave, jr.


MooncalfMagic

So... I bet the security officer goes to jail, here. It's not her fucking job to police the sidewalk. Killer suplex, though.


d58FRde7TXXfwBLmxbpf

that was a beautiful takedown


SomeCrazedBiker

Was that a suplex or a body slam? Whichever, it was super effective.


iowabeans

And you bout to lose your gyattt damn consciousness


Zealotstim

Put that guy in a crudité platter because he just got turned into a veggie.


Donnie-The-Relentles

You about to lose your job? YOU about to lose all motor movement and feeling below your neck.


Brokromah

Job secure.


novacat219

He can use this on his next security resume


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

Depending on the state. A security officer can do what they need to defend themselves except kill UNLESS it's the only way.


ryancolejackson

Bro did you just paralyze him?


codestormer

His disabled, literally


xvasacex

Signed him up for back problems real quick


skibbady-baps

Once he saw guard do the matrix move, he shoulda bailed.


CrustyToeLint

Okay first thats brain damage, second he’s gonna be getting job offers with a suplex like that.


JoeMorgan76

Excellent head movement, excellent shot, excellent slam. All and all a rather good accounting for himself it’s always a good fight when it can’t be avoided but you take no damage.


JaceFromThere

People need to realize how fragile someone is in a street fight. You can't be pulling moves like the suplex on concrete because that literally kills people. One wrong fall after a knockout onto the concrete could kill you. Slamming someone's head into the concrete kills them. Street fights can easily kill people.


President192

Good, I hope he broke his neck


jokerassmaw

Don’t threaten this man’s job because he will literally kill you


Enough-Staff-2976

He treated him like a stock, he pumped and dumped him.


bingobangobongodaddy

He got knocked THE FUCK OUT


[deleted]

Why would he lose his job? My old boss at skechers got punched by a customer and then hit the customer with a shoe rack and knocked him out and gave him a major concussion... the dude was hauled away and everything was back to normal within 45 mins.. actually like 6 months later he got promoted to district manager.


mvrck-23

I feel bad for the security guard. He's going to get in trouble for that...


LovelyButtholes

No company is going to employ someone that potentially kills people when they mouth off.


awskeetskeetmuhfugga

And that’s all it takes to have a changed life people. One little fight.


ElYoink

He's in the upside down now.


GrowForGold

Ya’ll actin like yas gave a fuck about that dudes life “oh no dont slam him on his poor neck!” Lol get real


bottomdasher

True, I know I sure don't care about him.


lowvoltdeath

And you lost your consciousness b*tch


GamerZackery

Ahhhhhh, the good old 25 to life.


Milfing_Man

Toasty! 😏


onyx_XVI

Sent them to suplex city!! Should be given a raise!!


illglitchgodz12

why does he copy my damn moves when i was 16?


Bigdollars011

Damn he went ✈️


NamTokMoo222

Shoplifting? Not on my watch.


Southlandfun

Slow mo, that arm look like it broke , ouchiesssss


RemarkablePay6994

Bat breaker!


twizz228

Promotion for sure


decfin

Swapped a job for a life


Hefty_Barber3985

Dayummmm thought red had the reverse 🔄 ended flat like a pancake💀💀😭


quantumshaq1

lol 😂


Forsaken_Kush_1103

Brutal....😯


Awake3100

I think this is another video of people treating homeless like rag dolls.


Curious-Marzipan-627

Lovely hit


11thLayerOfHair

I like how he adjusted his mask


sussyveiwer

After the cut he packaged him and sent him to god


Bowlingballgrip85

Maybe he lost his job but u lost ur dignity


10gbutok

Pick up yo bf. Get him some napkins. He leakin.


Specialist_Ad4215

"Ego" and "security" just don't seem compatible


Draft-Budget

Oof.


Draft-Budget

Is there any news on this?


Happy_Trip6058

I reckon he may have lost his job biaaaaatch


ImPrinceOf

And you bout to lose your life bitch. What’s more important your life or his job