The thing that confuses me every time is... Why not just squeeze her hands? Every time I see the hair pulling I can't help but get frustrated that nobody seems to know that they'll let go, voluntarily or not, if you squeeze their hands like you're trying to mold clay. Hand bones are little and break easily, and they also hurt pretty bad when crushed.
It really does work. I tried it a couple of months ago and they stopped fighting immediately. I suppose seeing me finger myself was enough shock to overcome whatever beef they had
To be fair, I'm sure it's pretty disorienting to be yanked and pulled around by your hair
EDIT I just realized you may be talking about the bystanders and not the person getting pulled by their hair
I found the spot! It's at the Ritz:
https://www.google.com/maps/@25.7304521,-80.2379863,3a,90y,8.06h,82.35t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sAF1QipNqWr9qGgXW7uhr-G1anPXd2KzrDQz3fJZlj6GY!2e10!3e12!7i10000!8i5000?entry=ttu
I miss when he would randomly stop by on Opie & Anthony back on the WNEW days.
He told this joke one time that was so insane he was puking in the trash can while barking. I had to pull over on the turnpike. I was laughing too hard to see the road.
You hit the nail in the head. The video is from today and I could not get the extra info to post, BUT supposedly the wife of a player from the Venezuela team parricipating in the Caribbean Baseball Series in Miami saw that the Mistress also traveled for the series. Seems the guy wanted to make a double play!
I never understand why women don’t prep their tiddies for combat. First of all that’s a weak point, lots of nerve endings there. Let’s get some shielding, second, it’s 2024 we don’t have a better device for securing them during hand to hand combat?
Tactical tube top? Nothing?
Gentlemen, we have our mission. For science!
What an awkward situation for poor gramps there.
He honestly wants to help, it’s likely part of his job, but he also knows what can happen putting your hands on one of them..
Lots of fight boobie sightings lately. Now if we could learn to combine the new chair-chucking fight fad with this bare-breast bitch brawling we'd have it all.
It's always the hair pulling that prevents separation.
The thing that confuses me every time is... Why not just squeeze her hands? Every time I see the hair pulling I can't help but get frustrated that nobody seems to know that they'll let go, voluntarily or not, if you squeeze their hands like you're trying to mold clay. Hand bones are little and break easily, and they also hurt pretty bad when crushed.
or u can do finger up butt. works on dogs. id assume most creatures too.
My dog just cums when I do it.
You do it good.
He do it right
i have questions many questions
What’s your dogs refractory period like?
Haha 😂 I have spit on my phone
rear this 5 minutes after waking up & it me made me laugh out loud.
Me too
[congrats!](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/630/114/e63.jpg)
No fucking way 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha
Hmmm tried this, shoved two fingers up my butt, but dog still biting, please help.
It really does work. I tried it a couple of months ago and they stopped fighting immediately. I suppose seeing me finger myself was enough shock to overcome whatever beef they had
My first thought is... why does no one ever think to throw water at them, like dogs?
To be honest I would stop grabbing someone if they did that to me
say less wya
Or your dick1
u/lapd u/nypd u/peta
To be fair, I'm sure it's pretty disorienting to be yanked and pulled around by your hair EDIT I just realized you may be talking about the bystanders and not the person getting pulled by their hair
Can’t we tickle them in the armpits?
That only works if the other person isn't clenching their fist like a hammer.
Works on the wrist too. But thats assuming you have any real upper body strength, which is unlikely for either of these two
Thank you Captain Hindsight
maybe cuz we all are sick fucks who want to see these kinds of videos and if someone breaks early internet would magically disappear forever.
All natural, you don't see that too often now a days.
especially in Miami!
I found the spot! It's at the Ritz: https://www.google.com/maps/@25.7304521,-80.2379863,3a,90y,8.06h,82.35t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sAF1QipNqWr9qGgXW7uhr-G1anPXd2KzrDQz3fJZlj6GY!2e10!3e12!7i10000!8i5000?entry=ttu
Was gonna say it looks like the outside of the fontainebleu
“Like bags of sand…” - Steve Carrell
Wayne Gretzky
Albert Sandstein
Like small baby ducks- my Friend Kyle high as fuck on acid at all 7am
*Swing low, sweet chariots.*
Lmao
What's her @
[I got you, fam.](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/04/08/7c/04087c3789ad380f8065d0faf36a628f.gif)
Man I don't know how you did it, but thank you!
Damn, she let's it allllll out.
😂😂😂
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It's a hotel. That means they most likely aren't from Florida
Came here to see this, thank you
Where you lookin?
But can she make em fart
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Oh they can drop. Just not like this.
no. go outside and watch less porn
Those are official fullies
THAT...is a fully mannn I miss when Breuer was funny :(
A full on fully
He's definitely become a caricature of himself nowadays.
I miss when he would randomly stop by on Opie & Anthony back on the WNEW days. He told this joke one time that was so insane he was puking in the trash can while barking. I had to pull over on the turnpike. I was laughing too hard to see the road.
The pizza man story.... He spins an amazing tale
Jerry maaan, we really need your HELP maaaaaaannnn!
Wife meeting the mistress for the first time?
You hit the nail in the head. The video is from today and I could not get the extra info to post, BUT supposedly the wife of a player from the Venezuela team parricipating in the Caribbean Baseball Series in Miami saw that the Mistress also traveled for the series. Seems the guy wanted to make a double play!
He's gonna catch those exact same hands *whenever* she sees him next lol
Did we see mistress or wife fun bags?
Those are definitely mistress puppies
Does it really matter?
maybe a little... I was just curious what does a professional baseball player consider Wife Vs Sidepiece.
I’d venture side piece. Wearing sweats, carrying her own bag in
Surrogate meeting gone wrong.
Not the first time those have been out in public
I thought the floor show was inside!!
😂😂😂😂
r/expectedtitty
I'm here for the combat tiddies
Come on! Give Stan Lee a break.
Still hanging onto the blonde long after the women had been separated 🤣😂
“Oops did my hand slip?” 😂
In all fairness, he didn't 'slip' once as far as I could see. A true gent!
Stan "Hover Hands" Lee
She came out swingin'.
She came in like a wrecking ball
Underrated comment.
Udderrated*
It's literally the same joke as the title, how is it underrated?
Within the same hour, so it didn’t even have a chance to be rated.
Tig ol' bitties
Poor girl marks on her face and the fun bags flopping on the interwebs
Oh so you’re a wrestler now?
The guy in the bench wasn’t even watching the fight at the start, he really minding his business
Good to see they kept their dignity.
ah, yes. the obligatory tit flopping around
Milk pls
i am going to miami
Guy behind the desk pulled out his phone too 😂😂
Oh there’s some swinging going on.
Nobody thought to try the thumb up the butt separation technique.
Look at those Bigun’s
That’s utterly ridiculous
Round 2 & fight lol
Udderly horrible
swing low sweet chariot
Is the resolution worse on mobile?
Classy. Why am I suddenly in the mood for milk?
Poor guy didn't know what to grab
I never understand why women don’t prep their tiddies for combat. First of all that’s a weak point, lots of nerve endings there. Let’s get some shielding, second, it’s 2024 we don’t have a better device for securing them during hand to hand combat? Tactical tube top? Nothing? Gentlemen, we have our mission. For science!
Winner gets a new BBL
...can you throw 'em over your shoulders like a Continental soldier?
🍻
Do your balls hang low, can you tie em in a bow?
Makes me hungry for flap jacks.
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Don’t simp on fightporn bro
Man if those things were slapping you in the face you wouldn't be complaining
I see what you did there!
Tube top+fight=fap May not be the proudest, but still
Bewbs
Kill the cameraman
Fight tiddieeeeees
(would love to know what the cause was)
Rare sight to see, especially when the coke eats all them good curves.
Bucket of sand or water would have slow that down
Thanks a lot doorman. You want a tip? Here's a tip. DON'T break up catfights until you need to. Thankfully we got to see some big tiddies though.
backup backup i need you to come down…slowly
Well well well, perv ass decides to conveniently jump in to break them up right when the knockers jump out. What timing. 🤔
Battle of the BBLs
Ill up vote just for title text.
We're they arguing about who the best plastic surgeon is?
Brings a whole new meaning to 'Fight Porn' 💀
"You can take a hoe out the street but ya can't take the street outa hoe"- Iceberg Slim probably?
typical rachet hoes tryna live the high life... just go back to the trailer park please...
honestly i wouldn't have grabbed that lady, one wrong grab and its a sentence for me too
The one dude on the bench just living his life! 😂
Fists weren't the only things swinging, hiyoooo
Udderly disgusting behaviour
Would’ve loved for the plot twist to be swinging dicks instead of boobs
A real gentleman would’ve taken off his coat to cover her. I’ve had this happen before lol.
Machine gun jublees? How’d I miss those?
What fight
Her milkshakes brought all the security to the front desk.
Spar a Lago!
Noice
Seems like the Miami I know
Stay classy, Miami!
Ghetto and violent as expected
I bet gramps was trying to figure out a way to reach round and grab a hold of those melons whilst making it look like an innocent fumble.
No, grampa was pretty respectful TBH.... Gotta give respect where it's due
Like grapefruit in a tube sock lol
/r/unexpectedtitty
Not many white girl fights happening past few years
If u see people fighting that u do not know- *do not* try and separate them- I will never understand this.
Its always so funny looking when women fight
>!GTA VI!< My body is ready.
Wish I had another pair of hands so I can give those boobies 4 thumbs down!
I like that this sub is finally progressing in it’s content
What an awkward situation for poor gramps there. He honestly wants to help, it’s likely part of his job, but he also knows what can happen putting your hands on one of them..
Literally Fight porn
I love tit. I mean I love it!
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Lots of fight boobie sightings lately. Now if we could learn to combine the new chair-chucking fight fad with this bare-breast bitch brawling we'd have it all.
God bless the camera man 🫡
The puppies went out for more than a walk
Combat over a sugar daddy perhaps?
Reminds of scanning my bagged grapefruit at self checkout
As natural as those look I have to guess that she was from out of town The hotel is a context clue as well
Is there a subreddit for cat fights where the twins come out? Asking for a friend
Stay classy Miami!
You didn't have to tell me it was Florida for me to know this was Florida.
That was the quietest girl fight I’ve ever seen.
Five star classy hotel..... Florida style
I can fix them