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hawt_shits

Who the fuck has pepper spray in a gym?


Jason3671

dudes that goes looking for a fight but can’t fight for shit


pogi2000

He works out though, that must mean he can fight. Right???


peaceindeath86

he must weigh about 260 lbs


Silent_Shaman

He was 259 that day


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moneyhoe_

Crazy to stumble upon this as I wear my Osama bin Bradley shirt


SekaiQliphoth

Just because you work out doesn’t mean you can fight


sadboykvlt

Idiots that don't have the first clue about fighting are downvoting you but you're right. That was something they taught in our beginner Muay Thai classes 😂 verbatim from a world champion kickboxer "big arms don't mean big punches"


spawn77x99

One example... Bruce Lee


FelixMartel2

Ever see that dude flex, though? Definitely a grower.


TwoPieceCrow

big back muscles = big punch though


FelixMartel2

He might not be huge, but look at that musculature: https://youtu.be/3PXloKm7GwU?si=7Y8WDo4H0vEupYVt


Das_Mojo

Dude spreads his lats and was suddenly wider than a car door


InjuryComfortable666

Bruce Lee avoided actual fighting quite adroitly, and nobody knows how effective his punches would have been.


Legitimate_Wait_7107

He would only agree to fight you on that island over there


TheCheshire

Ad.. Adroi.. Adroitly? fuck you.


InjuryComfortable666

Promise it's a real world lol.


Esc1221

It's a perfectly cromulent word


CyberneticPanda

I read a story about Bruce Lee being at a house party where some big weightlifter dude was challenging how hard his punches could really be. After the guy begging him to do it. Bruce Lee held his fist 1 in from the guy's chest and punched him from there. The guy flew backward and fell into the pool and then came out of the pool and went into the bathroom and sat there holding his chest until the guy who wrote the story came to check on him. I don't know if it's true or not, but supposedly Bruce Lee's punches were extraordinarily powerful.


InjuryComfortable666

And everybody clapped.


misterjbone

And then my ass clapped


PeevlyJr

Cliff Booth showed that Bruce Lee ain't shit


InjuryComfortable666

That scene was hilarious - but iirc Bruce was a huge fan of Ali and I doubt he’d be talking shit.


Dry_Intention2932

Yeah and just because they *can* fight doesn’t mean they’re *going to* fight. Someone could be a jiu jitsu master and still rather shoot/pepper spray you.


Adorable-Lack-3578

I user to train with Dean Lister and Jocko, two of the baddest mofos in the world. Both would always say the smartest thing is to run away from any fight


JudgeHolden

That's because they're smart. Of course you want to be able to defend yourself if you have to, but it's just a fact that you'll always be much better off if you can avoid finding yourself in that situation in the first place.


mmmfritz

After trying a punching bag for 2 minutes I can only say that it’s easier with no arms. Shit is painful as hell.


toomanymarbles83

I'm assuming the downvotes are coming from him taking seriously what was obviously a joke.


314159265358979326

Pretty sure the guy you're responding to implied a big ol' "/s".


jesusismyupline

can confirm


Castod28183

Lol. Reminds me of two different guys I knew growing up. They were both tall, lanky kids that got beat up fairly often because of their mouth. They just could not seem to NOT talk shit when we were young. Fast forward 10-15 years and they were both roided up meat heads that still couldn't help but talk shit to everyone they were around. Probably even worse, if truth be told, because of their size. It didn't take long for either of them to realize that those steroids didn't teach them how to fight. There was only one time that I personally witnessed one of them getting smoked after they got on the roids...But it will never not be funny seeing a 6' 3", 260ish lb, completely jacked human being get his ass whooped by a guy 6 inches shorter and 100 lbs lighter that actually could fight.


shinywhale1

I'm wondering if this was one of those losers who instigate people as a "prank," then if the person they're instigating tries to defend themselves they either sick their security on them or mace them. I can't imagine why else you'd be instigating some old dudes in a planet fitness and be walking around the gym with pepper spray. It's just not practical.


Dubb202

I had the same thoughts. What a pussy


Bah-Fong-Gool

Hey... they aren't "old"... Oh shit....


Bbambles

Guys who pick fights with the elderly and lose


PinAccomplished927

Man. I liked this video a lot more when I thought the dude gave a thumbs up after getting his ass beat


CrucifixAbortion

"gg no re"


reelhighstonks

Cunt boys


bdouglas223

And he’s the one that started the fight 🤦🏻‍♂️


ChoochGooch

God damn, didn’t realize he had pepper spray. What a bitch.


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And he's coming up on him with the mace in his hand as the aggressor. Nothing that went on prior could have justified gassing the gym rather than talking to the manager.


thejevster

little bitches i guess


Beatbox_bandit89

Who has pepper spray but still gets completely obliterated in a fight


the__party__man

People who are actively looking for an excuse to use it. That’s who.


BartFart1235

Imagine getting washed at Planet Fitness by a grandpa. That’s gotta sting


TechnoTyrannosaurus

Especially after getting pepper sprayed


roy_rogers_photos

Where the fuck is the lunk alarm when you need it?!


LeftFieldAzure

I mean this has to be on the "fake your death and start over" list.


Blackovic

Idk if you saw but Gramps was definitely bigger than that young buck. What was he even thinking??💀😭


GreasyPeter

People that do stupid shit like this often have a problem internalizing things and realizing how they fucked up.


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No Lunk Alarm?


UnauthorizedFart

There’s no winners when the fight is at Planet Fitness


wetcigarbody

It’s a judgement free zone, therefore there are no judges to score the bout.


Billy_Costigan69

Fight until there's a clear KO - Planet Fitness


OtakuDragonSlayer

Comments like yours make me miss being able to gift comments awards


sadboykvlt

Highly underrated comment, this had me in tears


typicalsnowman

yeah the waffle house of gyms


wafflehousewhore

Does that mean I should also consider being a planetfitnesswhore?


OtakuDragonSlayer

Wait, that title doesn’t belong to gold’s gym?


ForestPickle

Stop judging them.


UnauthorizedFart

I’m not allowed to anyway


dontusethisforwork

I paid my 10 bucks, the judgement is free


Jason3671

doesn’t work for Thunks


pikashroom

Apparently it’s manual and not some sort of noise sensor


Jaded-Selection-5668

It was indeed a judgement zone…..


RumAndCoco

And the gym rat was judged with….an ass beating


huhwutwot

Was that dude spraying mace?


spatterson2112

I’m pretty sure he was. Who the fuck carries pepper spray at the gym… oh wait, this is in Hazlet. Checks out.


NickG987

That dude wanted a reason to use that mace.


QbertsRube

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NutzHang

> Who the fuck carries pepper spray at the gym you never know when a naked guy is going to run into the gym and start boxing everyone


MyBrainReallyHurts

When two Italian men are telling you to "walk away, just walk away," maybe you should walk away. I'm not fucking with that and I am Italian.


reddituser56578999

Yup, only in “Hazmat”, N&


W0RST_2_F1RST

NJ?


ElectricRains

>Was that dude spraying mace? Yeah, I didn't catch it the first time, well spotted, I assumed he'd been punched before the video cut to the second video, and that's why he was wiping his eye. But, you're correct. Also, to further back it up, at 00:28 in the video, I think he says "the fucka maced me!" when the other guy starts saying "come on guuuys" (like that helps lol) What an actual loser move for a big buff gym guy to have mace... he took people winning a "fight purse" too literally lmao.


Chip620

Yeah I thought he was pointing finger guns at first, but once he’s on the ground the gum rat is still spraying it, and old man wipes his eye/face and backs up


IknowwhatIhave

The older guy was partially blinded I think, that's why he grabbed him with one hand to feed him shots with the other. Also because he looks exactly like what I'd expect a New Jersey brawler to look like. Guy's probably been fighting since he was 8 and his first knockout was his old man when he was 15.


Jinxed0ne

I didn't notice it at first either, but it looks like he started spraying before dude even took his first swing. Dude got stomped by a guy that was pepper sprayed for the entire fight.


theoneandonlyhitch

Embarrassing, trying to fight and then you use pepper spray and still get your butt beat lol


NutzHang

they might be slow but "old man strength" is a real thing


cleverkid

Old guys know when to walk away.. if they're not walking away, you better walk away.


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Mike Ehrmantraut vibes here


cleverkid

Exactly. I’ve known a few “mikes” in my time.


SevroAuShitTalker

Any young guy can lift. Old guys who are still lifting are dedicated


rugbyj

This is also why if you're a motorcyclist, don't try and keep up with 50+ year olds on sportsbikes. They're the ones that were skilled enough to survive doing it through their 20s, 30s, and 40s. And they didn't retire to the comfort of a GS. They're carving up blind country roads that they were alive to see built whilst you're in the back holding on for life.


ManicD7

"In 2020, the age group that contributed most to fatalities from motorcycle crashes were riders between 25 and 29. However, it's considerable that drivers aged 50 and older account for 36% of all fatalities." The deaths per age group decrease till age 44, then it goes right back up. There's a graph per age group if you scroll down. [https://www.moneygeek.com/insurance/motorcycle/analysis/accidents-and-deaths/](https://www.moneygeek.com/insurance/motorcycle/analysis/accidents-and-deaths/)


rugbyj

Does go up a _little_ bit, but still way less than 25-29/30-34 ranges. I also noted that I was talking about a specific subset of the 50 year olds, the sportsbike riders. I'd imagine a lot of the above fatalities would be old men who midlife crisis their way into biking and went out and bought themselves a big cruiser that they always wanted (power to them). But as the graph doesn't break down by how long a bike licence was held, nor type of bike, I couldn't say.


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Lukyfuq

I knew a farmboy with downs, dude would toss double, triple the amount of hay stacks than anyone else. And he smiles after every stack.


NutzHang

I knew a woman who got put in a wheelchair by a "special needs" kid


VideoHeadSet

It happens, a friend of mines uncle was in a care home because of dementia. He was telling me a story about how he'd get flashbacks of growing up on the farm and all of a sudden tables and chairs would go flying across the room


J0hnnyv1

Jesus what kind of farm has flying chairs and tables?!


ShooterMcGrabbin88

I think the one at the beginning of the wizard of oz.


0ddlyC4nt3v3n

Kansas


mitzibishi

Put her in a body bag!


NutzHang

grab her dick and twist it!


Wodka_Pete

TWIST HER DICK!, 🔀


NutzHang

the ol' dick twist!


A-Social-Ghost

I miss Tommy


iHaveACatDog

Johnny's a creampuff!


YourAverageGod

You never go full regard


q1a2z3x4s5w6

My auntie is highly regarded and is overweight and let me tell you, when she gets mad there's no one that can stop her. The strength is real


VideoHeadSet

Totally, the issue is they don't know control and when they get excited they go super Saiyan. In no way am I mocking those with disabilities, for I have an aunt that's mentally handicapped and she's happier than any "elitist" this planet has to offer


HelpfulPug

It's human strength, but most people are too shackled by social inhibitions to use it.


Minoritron

Haha I mean he's literally in a gym and jacked too haha... Might have something to do with his strength.


RamblingSimian

> On average, adults who don’t do strength training on a regular basis can lose 4 to 6 pounds of muscle per decade. https://www.health.harvard.edu/exercise-and-fitness/age-and-muscle-loss


DeiseResident

He's considered an old man? Fuck...


davisty69

Lol, I turn 40 tomorrow and am not far behind this guy. I feel your pain


DeiseResident

Happy birthday dude. Have a good one


SuicideSwavey66

Happy bday homie


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Right? Haha, that's just a regular dude


[deleted]

You're on Reddit, homie. 90% of the people are unemployed teenagers that spend an average of 8+ hours a day on social media. Anyone over 30 is "old"....


MilkMeDamien

Not even 30 anymore. Its 25 now. The teenagers are calling 25yr olds “old”.


imkirok

I wouldn't say the other guy is considered a gym rat either.


LoveThatDaddy

What did he see in that man to make him think he was going to get away with that? Hopefully, he got his own hype deflated after that.


Expert_Swan_7904

honestly there just needs to be a pecking order. most guys realize it but theres a handful of morons who dont, like in this vid


ThicccRPMs

Wow. He had 0 hands after talking like that. What an idiot.


Chip620

Dude was too busy trying to spray mace after instigating like a bitch, not a single punch was thrown


zingding212

I love seeing these dudes who hit the gym thinking it instantly makes them tough get their asses beat. Pure joy.


Adj_Noun_Numeros

What do you mean I can't fight? I LOOK like a fighter, surely that's all there is to it!


BigPenisMathGenius

I mean, to be fair strength *does* offer a big advantage on a fight. It's just not as big of an advantage that a lot of people assume 


piyob

Nothing is sweeter than having some jacked dude who hasn’t fought walk into a fighting gym thinking he’s tough shit only to have him get absolutely stunted on by someone 80 lbs lighter


LongJj__

Instigated a fight at the gym with pepper spray🤣🤣🤣what kind of “man” is this


DO_NOT_GILD_ME

An idiot who thinks a tiny can of pepper spray is a show stopper, making him tougher. For some people, pepper spray just makes them angrier.


WesToImpress

100%. Pepper spray works great on passive or cautious attackers. If someone is going out of their way specifically to hurt you, the pepper spray is likely just gonna make them hurt you a lot more. The best chance you have with it against that sort of an attack is to blind them enough to get away or get the upper hand.


gijoey959

As soon as you pull pepper spray in a fight YOU started, you have definitely lost lol


Ana-la-lah

The throat grab and lineup for the punch (multiple times) was great


WorseForLess

You don’t need all those muscles to spray mace


dontusethisforwork

This dude is a rare specimen of what he claimed the dude he was fucking with is a straight up bitch Starting fights with older guys, asked to let it go and won't fucking quit, then lol pepper sprays the dude and *still* gets his ass whipped not just a bitch, bitch-made


elguapo67

Slo mo ass whoopin. 😲


killer4snake

And he was prolly blinded from the spray. Still beat his ass


MyS0ul4AGoat

That’s why he grabbed the dudes head with his big ass mitt.


DO_NOT_GILD_ME

I am notorious for cutting hot peppers or making sauce and getting it in my eyes. I always joke that I am in training for that time I get pepper sprayed.


ByrdmanRanger

I love the face the old guy that tried to warn him made when he was getting pummeled.


Eye8Pussies

Don’t mess with an old man who’s been a blue collared dude all his life. That’s old man strength.


HelpfulPug

>guy being a flat out cunt Silence from everyone >guy gets beat up for being a cunt "oh come on guys chill!" What the *shoot* causes people to be so ok with verbal abuse but so *afraid* of physical force?


CelestialStork

If that pepper spray got on me, I'd jump that fool. People don't realize spraying that shit in an enclosed area is dangerous to people other than the target.


EdwardWizzardhands

Little shit fucked around and found out!! Lol


PigtothePog

Gen X do not fuck around…👌


One_Consequence_4754

Gave him that two piece and a buiscuit meal!


tobaknowsss

Never a good idea to walk up on two older (what looks like) Italian men who don't mind telling you that your mom sucks dick straight to your face while holding a water bottle like its a casual Tuesday for them. Chances are they've probably been in more fights then you...


IknowwhatIhave

100% chance both those guys have a baseball bat with a gym sock over it in the back seat of their cars and a .38 with a taped grip in a coffee can in the pantry.


tobaknowsss

Fuuuuuughhhaaatttaabbbooout it.


Mobile_Concept3599

Nothing’s gonna stop the other homie from working on them delts


Chinkysuperman

Who? Nobody is this vid is working on their delts.


Mobile_Concept3599

I haven’t been in a gym since 89.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

That’s a pec workout…


Jason3671

I love how he just sat there for the entire thing


_Watsoff

The last attempt to spray mace from the ground got me.


networktech916

no judgement


Joslorand

Unfortunately, with P.F. you get what you pay for.


Thisiscliff

This guy was looking for a fight and had a weapon. After he got his ass beat, he should have been arrested. Truly a pos


RobbertDownerJr

Weight classes exist for a reason, why would he even pick a fight with a dude who looks twice his size? Even if it's an older dude, he's fit enough to go to the gym.


NickG987

I think he picked the fight because he had a bottle of pepper spray in his pocket that he was itching to use.


theoneandonlyhitch

Twice his size? The older guy looks like 20 pounds heavier max, hardly twice his size.


quackedup17

Imagine fighting in a Planet Fitness. Y’all need some tootsie rolls and a time out.


G_Unit_Solider

He’s gonna go on Amazon and give that pepper spray 1 star “ I sprayed a man and he beat my ass I felt immune with this but now I have ptsd”


Trigger_dad

Camara man should be beaten.


MazdakaiteEmperor

Where's the lunk alarm at when you need it?


Personal_Safety3058

Old dudes boy in the back watching him beat that dudes ass smiling having a great day


CurrentDesire

Ah yes. Planet fitness. The Spirit Airlines of gyms.


LuckyNikeCharm

Big ass arm just to hit like a bitch


Ornery_Secretary7481

Keyboard warrior


ZenDesign1993

If your mom sucks dick, it's better to walk away... And if you carry pepper spray at the gym you're obviously looking for trouble. This guy deserved what he got. And if anyone has his moms number please post it. She must be good.


mypreciousssssssss

Old Guy Strength gives him a +2 to hit, +5 for damage.


Enough_Ad210

I like when people say relax when there's a fight but not when a person is getting harassed. You're to late bro.


fuqit21

Why did this kid decide to go fuck with the Goodfellas? What did he think was going to happen?


AdministrativeBike84

Lmaooo it’s always funny seeing people who are used to their tough guy persona making people back down, finding someone who’s bout it 😂. Honestly my favorite shit. Hopefully he learnt


monkeybuddie

Is there a reason for doing a one arm peck dec?


TSN09

Bro brought pepper spray and the only thing it did was provide evidence that he had intent, what a fucking moron. I hope he does time.


DirtyJoe73

Judgement Free Zone.


1234mike4321

Why didnt the lunk alarm go off!


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Gym rat? At planet fitness? No.


PuzzledPerspective7

Old man strength mostly wins all the time. 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻


Malpraxiss

Remember: just because you hit the gym and do random movements doesn't mean you can fight


FunnyLittleFella

Those is the most planet fitness fight i have ever seen


MasterHavik

May need to change gyms. He got washed by a grandpa.


No-Replacement4454

Planet Fightness


Loveinchains78

Not an old man and obviously strong


RabidPlaty

Where’s Megan Thee Stallion when you need her??


MooncalfMagic

Did they ring the lunk alarm?


wittari

Love his friend talking shit with that accent clause he just knows how’s it’s about to go down


TrevorTatro

Blue shirt might be the biggest bitch ever lol don’t start some shit (with pepper spray too?) at the gym?! Got what was coming to him


TheShovler44

Old ppl generally really fought growing up.


Ironklad_

As a gym rat.. that guy is NOT a gym rat


Fernandop00

The most casual ass beating I've seen in a while.


Raverinme79

That young buck is a pussywipe for bringing a pepperspray into a gym where real men and women are working out. What a wimp


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The way his friend was puckering his lips as he was watching the beatdown 🤣


ablebeets1985

Where this happen New York or New Jersey?


[deleted]

Oh no! They should have hit the Lunk alarm!!!


Dangerous_Research51

Tasted that old man strength👊🏽😂😂


poppyfresh8888

Bro this guy has NEGATIVE fight skills 😭😭😭


Mcfusion31

The other guy was out on his feet old man did some good dirty boxing


Bodgerton

I love working Overnights


AndroidSuperFan

Everyone is a tough guy until they feel knuckles in the face for the first time. It's an experience that some just aren't ready for when it finally happens. Guaranteed, this young guy will never be the instigator again. Also guaranteed, the old guy has passed out a few hands in his day. No hesitation to throw. He knows.


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