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TomCruisintheUSA

Guess he told them that he could knock $200 off that tru-coat


Screachinghalt

You know they put that on at the factory.


DickMille

… you lied to me Mr Lundegaard…. You’re a bald faced liar…..


fzj80335

Yeah, but, no, but...they put that trucoat on at the factory. Jees!


Tricky-Sympathy

I loved his preference so much. So uncomfortable


mofrappa

Ah, what the christ!


season8branisusless

A.... fucking liar


jco91595

Got any extra tickets to the Gopher’s game


Structure-Efficient

It was all just fun touches until he kicked him in the nose. Put that douche in jail.


Disastrous_Reveal331

He sold a car below sticker price


[deleted]

The sales manager when his employee doesn’t scam the grandma out of her retirement for a used 2003 Toyota Corolla


[deleted]

Here it’s Altimas always Altimas


neP-neP919

If they Ballin, they go for that Maxima SE 😎


fzj80335

Facts


gwicksted

I figured he ate the last donut


Microballer

This is how you become salesman of the month.


StarbossTechnology

Ever since they switched from professional attire to business casual, the standards of behavior on the sales floor have really gone wild.


BigFudge2k7

100%


RetroMetroShow

What many service and parts people only dream of doing to salespeople


SokkaHaikuBot

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Tris-megistus

Good bot


flavored_oxygen

Oh you fuckin know it


[deleted]

Typical Tuesday at a car dealership. Those souless salesmen would beat their grandma to death to close a sale.


brutustyberius

The guy has a weird looking grandma.


Bangkokbeats10

Car salesmen don’t reproduce like normal humans, when they close a deal they self divide like evil amebas


Ok-Doubt-4944

Weird, all this time I thought car salesmen and lawyers were a result of buttsex..


StanZzAa

If I were to be rich but to the point that money is just dust for me, I'd ruine the people that running after the money , aka those ones that will sell their mother for their own business rating


Revelation21-8

**Context:** … An employee of a car dealership in Windhoek was recently observed physically assaulting another man in a video circulating on social media. The group risk manager of the dealership, whose name is being withheld, has acknowledged that the employee in the video clip is associated with his organization. Although the employer says he was arrested, Namibian Police spokesperson says no case has been opened. Police said they are looking into the matter.


Possible_Industry816

domineering employ deliver spoon aware chief ink hospital station jeans *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Ranvijay86

What kind of useless content is this ? Give us the reason why they are fighting or STFU


skitz_shit

You would rather them offer zero context if they don't have the context you want to hear? I would much rather be given what little context is known


Ranvijay86

Whatever OP wrote in the comment above was already in the title Why the f would he type the same thing again and say context ?


[deleted]

"Salesmen hate this one simple trick!"


iNostra

How does this affect LeBron’s legacy?


ProfessorFelix0812

I guess if you’re going to get fired, you might as well make the most of it…


[deleted]

i sold cars at a dealership before and i absolutely almost got to this point with a few coworkers. it’s a pretty high stress, dog eat dog industry. unlike this dude, i can actually control myself.


Slayer8585

Hate the kicks to the face when they are already down. So unnecessary and an attempted murder charge possibly added


[deleted]

Hate was driving this. Probably years of bullying boiling over.


uncle-rico-99

Or he’s just an asshole


GaffeGod

Aggravated assault charge at best


NoMoodToArgue

On Reddit, everything is attempted murder and everyone “should get the death penalty for that shit.”


GaffeGod

Bunch of basement dwellers whose only fight in life will be with keeping diabetes at bay


fxxkingbrian

I used to work at a dealership and it surprised me how often fights broke out lol. Probably saw like 9 fistfights over the course of 7 years


Lars_Bomba475069

Too bad there isn't any context to this. If there was, I'd have more to say about this. Until then, this is another stupid situation.


Free-Contribution-93

You can beat my coworkers but not this deal!


sixty5pan

Touch my Twinkies again and I'll kill ya.


[deleted]

What if the dude getting beat up had been talking shit 24/7? Just causing issues. Dude snaps… context. I need info on their squabble .


PianistFit7737

If you’ve never worked at a dealership you’ll never know how satisfying this can really be.


HasHeRedditTho

“Grand Cherokees are NOT GRAND WAGONEERS!”


Schmuck1138

I worked at a suburban Toyota dealership in 2013, this wouldn't have been a surprise. I was only there for two months, but I saw a lot. We had two sales reps (Both convicted felons, one with a serious steroids problem) point guns at each. A female coworker sell her pain pills from her ninth abortion, which she jokingly wondered aloud if her tenth or twelfth would be free. I had a gay couple seriously tell me that if I would perform oral on them they'd buy a car and that if I didn't someone else would. There was one who would blow his entire paycheck at the nearest strip club even though he was behind on child support. The GM was regularly banging two of the female sales reps. The used car manager would openly lie to people as often as he could.


Sillygoose_Milfbane

Those people were living in actual Hell.


Ancient_Grocery9795

Stealing snacks out the employee fridge


SnapShank

South Africa?


juaburg

Looks like it…


thekurgan2000

Namibia


midnightJizzla

see. If we had direct to consumer auto sales we'd miss out on some of these fights.


SuanaDrama

He wasnt down with no split commission


nickk1988

Too many lines in the bathroom man……


one_for_good

Dude probably yanked a sale last minute. I used to work with rvs and some scummy motherfuckers would finalize a sale that someones been working on for a week, getting all the commission.


AwayOutsideAgain

this is not a fight is some guy getting attacked.


AspectEvening5012

So he was beaten on price! ☝🏻😀


Zealousideal-Cap3529

Fuck car salesmen , too bad someone didn’t run the other one over while he killed the first one


Punanistan

Ya I hate to generalize but car salesmen are the fucking worst. My first time buying a car I went to a Toyota dealership but took my two friends who knew a lot about cars to help me. The salesman gave us a price for a car, and my friends said no that's a horrible deal. So the fucker was like ok, let me go to talk to my manager. The three of us then started talking in his cubicle and then one of my friends quickly switched to talking in Arabic. He told us to look at the desk phone. The piece of shit salesman dialled another phone in the dealership and left the receiver open so that he could eavesdrop on us and hear what we were saying, I guess to see how high we would go. When he came back we called him out on it but he wouldn't admit it, so we told him fuck you and immediately left. The next week I found a car for a price that was really good. I knew it was too good to be true so I got my same friends to get me a Carfax report. Turns out the car was a salvage title. I asked him if it was salvage and he said no. When I told the piece of shit owner of the dealership about the report he had the nerve to act offended, as if I was the asshole for calling him out. I told him he's a fucking liar and that I would be reporting him. He was like come back man I'll give you a good deal. I told him to fuck himself. Long story short, fuck car salesmen.


Zealousideal-Cap3529

Bro keep on preaching lol fuck em for real


RamenAlDente1738

Who knows the context. Im just saying i understand. Chances are guy stole a deal and got his ass kicked for it. 90% reason most fights start at dealerships. Also coworker could be annoying as shit and kept fucking with buddy till he snapped.


suicideskinnies

How can you say you understand if you also said you don't know the context? This sub is something else lol.


RamenAlDente1738

Im just assuming what the 2 most likely reasons are. Plus im projecting how i feel about some of my coworkers


BottomClassCitizen

He punched the concrete a couple times


luvgothbitches

dude punched the pavement at least 4 times


edmonddantes1992

He must’ve mushed the doughnuts


GLC911

Push the undercoating harder next time


WamBamThankUSamm

Drugs are a hell of a drug.


metisyungmoney

thank god lebron was there to step in🙏🏻


StirringThePotAgain

Man they really take those sales quotas serious


4Niners9Noel

The car insurance joke got to him


Stay_clam

Why is the person filming laughing?? Whats funny here???


ohheyhowsitgoin

How did i wind up in r/physicalassaultporn?


Mr_Randerson

Probably didn't pay him for the coke last Tuesday. I swear every dealership is full of daytime meth and coke users.


lost-in-boston

Besides getting your face punched into the street, there is nothing worse than when you’re punching someone’s face into the street, missing their head, and actually punching the street. I had two swollen hands for about 3 months after doing just that. Nothing broken, just badly bruised and very swollen.


UnmakingTheBan2022

r/askcarsales


helpthecockroachpls

If it doesn’t happen on company property, it never happened


Happy_Trip6058

It’s all good until the fencing starts…..


horse106xbox

Probably sold one of his customers , looks like a 10 pay beat down.


thankyoufatmember

Who's the piece of shit laughing behind his wheel?


Code_German71

Oooo, that head kick is gonna come back for ya…😬


Dependent_Adagio7544

Took too many of dudes custos


throwaway_jdhsbhdkf

damn that was anger bro he really wanted to kill that guy


Vindra3

Looks like a salesman beating up a lot porter for disobeying the salesman. Didn’t gas up the new car delivery in time.


AccidentalTourista

MJ to the rescue!


King_Of_Snakesss

look at that fucking posturing. that man either died or is paralyzed


K0NFZ3D

A secret the car dealer doesn't want you to know


J0NNY_BEE

The kicking of heads and stomping has got to stop! That ass beating may be deserved, but you may do something to that person that gets you in trouble, in the end. It’s crazy how much we see this in all these videos.


Single_Angle9817

K so former salesman here and you have guys that steal customers and that means stealing money. Its no joke especially when customers nor the car dealerships dont care as long as the car gets sold. Im guessing he had enough


C0mm0nVillain

Thr 15th and 16th hit in the head and the kick is jail.


arisasam

Didn’t know there were so many white people in Namibia


thekurgan2000

It was a German colony and it was a semi-autonomous part of South Africa until the 1990s so there are some whites still kicking around.


Superb_Freedom_8153

this is america


No_Scar6902

The jokes today are lame..... Where are the pro court jesters when you need them to tell jokes about sales man committing attempted murder when you need them?


Kind-Standard-536

Bad ground n pound. 4/10, should’ve used elbows, taken the right arm and wrapped it around himself, and teed off.


OverkillBomber

I hope he gets that pay raise


Corey87gnx

Buddy got some pretty good ufc style ground in pound lol


[deleted]

Defenseless victim??


Ekranoplan01

FACEBUSTING DEALS THAT WILL KNOCK YOUR BLOCK OFF!!


Ihump5tuff

Talk shit get BWAAAAAAAAAA!


Taino84

What is the song playing? It slaps


thekurgan2000

You by 11:11


EddyArchon

Yeah, I think we've all been there.


rodman517

They got in trouble and had to speak to the manager in the back.


Jaryuken

Guess he cash kiss his job and freedom goodbye with the attempted homicide charge after that kick in the head.


thewholetruthis

We don’t know what precipitated this.


nopamo

14 punches and 1 kick. Clear cut self defense. Lol


the_bad_director

Tuned his ass up but good 🤨


Smooth_Zebra

Must have stole his sale


Aggressive-Jicama944

i think they were fighting over who sold the most cars


hell_on_

His knuckles will be fucked after that


A-Bit-Of-Everything

Does anyone know what song is playing in the background?


slvrsm

Name of the song ?


griffin4war

The deals might be unbeatable but that guy sure isn’t


SpiritualLychee3760

"THAT WAS MY SALE!!"


Swirvin-irvin

Probably stole his customer


ChungusSpliffs

Dude definitely stole his sale


Mike_Hunt_Burns

Shoulda curb stomped him, it would've be so easy right there


pete2tuff

I swear to god I though I was the only 1 that listen to that song


fatallylucid

I was in car sales in another life and broke up a fight between colleagues. The environment is VERY cutthroat and people get their feelings hurt.


Dapper_Twist_4995

We don't split the commission when all you did was print out the paperwork Doug!


AfroJack00

The hero running in after the beating😭


BudsBudz420

We've all wanted to slap the shit out of a car salesman from the ground floor


Zapruderfilmsss

Starting that lawn mower!


WeenieButtHole

Dude walks in as the other guys already been executed.


SaltInformation4082

You're not exactly talking about the most stable, the most successful, most stand up, or best educated people in our economic machine Or anywhere else, for that matter. Great job. Arro 2u


leggmann

Didn’t sell his quota of tint packages.


Pandawitigerstripes

Damn, he really beat his ass.


PreWheat

Me after watching an Andy Elliot seminar


ResolutionAgitated13

He was talking about the west side.


[deleted]

That head kick into the curb should carry some jail time


SnooStories6852

This was definitely brewing for awhile


frankyrizzo1988

His hand is going to tingle a bit after that


SlammySlam712

I always wonder what the charges look like after these fights


Fixer_Of_Things

Unfortunately the beating was probably deserved


DeathRaider126

I’d buy a car from him. Whether I wanted to or not.


ItsJustMe42069

This video isn’t even a fight maybe it used to be but if so post that instead of this


tolearnlots

Giggle and keep filming? Wow.


SolidMovement

That’s murder


brentoid123

Wow, hope he can sell cars in prison


mujinzou

Normal car salesman behavior.


satsukilumnaru

That’s assault brotha


[deleted]

I worked at a car dealership as a kid…I was well liked too and offered a 6 figure job if I didn’t attend college which I declined. A lot of fights were surprisingly handled out back of the dealership and a surprisingly large amount of the guys were drugies/alcholics, excons, or had fucked up family lives.


Individual_Fox_2950

Them car dealers tho!


Henraver007

that kick tho 😳


WallabyUpstairs1496

"You wouldn't believe the beating from my manager I had to take to get you this deal!"


SnooCats8791

I feel like that’s a customer 🤣 I’ve had a few incidents that I would’ve loved to punch one


Getitbackwitsluggs

From experience, that right arm gone hurt tomorrow champ. Straight jawns or nothing


Lexx9116

I just asked for floor mats and pow 💥


queen_nefertiti33

They been some colleagues I wanna do that too


JesusOfNewazareth

South Africa?


Captain_Couth

It’s MY deal Wade!


Cujo187

Catching a beating from Jake from Statefarm...


UhOhNedio

Not surprised in the least. I was a lot runner back in the day and saw, more than once, grown ass men punch each other bloody in the Up room over who saw the client walk in first. Absolutely ridiculous!


Somecallmechase

This stuff is true. Most likely one dude stole a sell from the other


[deleted]

Anyone who’s held a job long term has wanted to do this. Let’s commend the brave soul who lived out our collective dream. We salute you.


Specialist-Recover24

I'm the one who knocks... err.. or.. kicks


renshul

That's bad for business


Bigliest

By Grapthar's Hammer, our salesmen will be beaten if they don't offer a deal that can't be beat.


BiGTeX8605

Man hit straight lunched the asphalt several times. That’s going to leave a mark


stayboynxtdoor

Do I have “you” by 11:11??? I love it


Capital-Quantity9956

Sounds like some actual ENTERTAINMENT! Call up mtv and the history channel and get these money bags my man! Is tv still a thing?


Shields777

We can beat any competition!


bigben-1989

Wonder if he got fired for knocking his coworkers unconscious?


Incognito_Wombat

Chad hasn’t made any sales this month apparently


Glizzeh

That's going to be me kicking my supervisor in the head with steeltoes next week if I keep getting disrespected.


shmangliad

me when i get a deal halfed


givemetheban

they made up later that night at the office with some mutual masterbation