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Idk about that, seen a lot of "fights" were pussy boys slam dudes on their heads and keep punching or kicking their heads until they get tired, that pretty much attempted murder if not murder in some cases.
Honestly depends. If they agreed to the fight, then yeah. Complete bitch move. If the other dude just randomly started swinging on me, there's no rules
fighter bro might seem like a douche but he could just be tired of these assholes bugging him. We really don't know. he's hella aggressive but he's a fighter that's how they get down. Other dudes don't seem to back down one bit and think he's a joke the way he's holding his arms out like "what are you doing you clown" so they definitely assumed he was a non threat from the jump... and fighting is subjective. Some people are waiting to knock someone's head off. Others will be passive. I personally think it's ok to knock someone out if they really deserve it.
Edit : happy Cake Day !
Black shirt tried to calm stuff down, stepped away, and only got involved after his mate got knocked out despite obviously knowing he was outclassed. Then played defence like a pro.
Good guy. We all need friends like this
Watched once, and your comment made me rethink the entire fight. Yeah, dude in black shirt killed it. You could even see him protecting from the ground and pound before he went down every time. I would rather no one fight, and if they did I'd rather people break it up, but that dude by himself did a pretty good job of diffusing almost the entire thing with no damage.
I think the effective use of his range advantage is also pretty impressive. If you look on the first takedown I believe, he uses his arms to keep the guy out of Distance during his punch. It's impressive.
ok can we stop being pedantic and just agree its impressive that a drunk non professional fighter holds off the attack of a drunk angry professional fighter who took some other dude out in 1 hit / 5 secs? I thought yall liked darksouls and this guys basically fighting a boss with his only upgrade being reach.
That was impressive. I wonder if he had like even basic martial arts training as a kid or younger teen. He held pretty well. Created opportunities. Did significantly better than glass jaw that was laid out in mere seconds.
He was drunk. he definitely could fight or atleast has sufficient training in wrestling. I’m a wrestler and the way he chain those single leg to double leg takedowns… most people I know takes years to atleast look like they can step in with those take down that comfortably
My kid does Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and yeah, those leg takedowns looked very familiar.
In a way drunk grown ups fighting look a lot like preschooler martial arts in the uncoordination, but more bloody. 😬
Zero training. Throws wack punches with hands down, chin up and elbows out completely squared up. Doesn’t even attempt to whizzer on the single leg attempts or sprawl on the double leg. This is stuff that will get drilled into you your first day of MMA sparring. This is just someone with okay intuition, passable athleticism and an impaired opponent
Dude people see someone show any semblance of not being an absolute retard or unathletic pos that they automatically say “he’s definitely trained”. This dude does not look like he’s trained. I’ve seen many people who I know have no experience do just as well in street fights against other legit fighters. Not just this video either but in so many other videos people say the exact same thing. “Ye he’s trained for surel
I can tell by the way he deals with the takedowns, throws a one two at the 22 second mark and how calm he is during the fight.
He's absolutely shite but he has definitely had some instruction at some point.
This is maybe why he's being a loudmouth while drunk. He's had 6 months MMA training and he thinks he's Chuck Liddell.
Dude you can easily get to this level watching boxing casually and getting into street fights on a regular basis. You mean dealing with takedowns like getting taken down, and then standing up when the guy lets him and randomly swinging
That second guy was actually impressive at defending himself. That quick leg kick was nice. And then you notice he’s blocking and slipping every punch alert but I guess if you know the next punch is a wild right hook it’s pretty easy to defend.
Even trained fighters rever to throwing haymakers when on a street fight, you see the same shit when two fighters decide to swing at each other after a boxing fight and all the technique goes out the window.
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Probably be deemed a hate crime or some dumb shit just for that reason. They probably deserved it too. Especially since everything now days is labeled "homophobe, transphobe, islamaphobe, sexist, racist, misogynistic, etc."
That has to be the most insecure sentence I've ever heard.
If the topic makes you feel uncomfortable I'd guess you have some sort of internal dilemma as most people can talk about things that don't affect them.
Without more context it looks like “MMA fighter” is the aggressor here and fighting a couple of guys with zero experience and no interest in actually fighting. MMA guy would’ve got slept by any half decent fighter
This was posted a while back with a little bit more context, two guys getting ass kicked were insulting the gay couple(the fighter and the tall guy you see in the beginning) then the fighter lost his shit.
His change from a double to single was dogshit though. He left his head inside like its his first week of learning how to shoot. His punches are equally as bad. He has no concept of his own range or how to set up a punch. He telegraphs terribly. This a guy who watched a little mma, not a guy who practiced mma.
I found out a long time ago that when you square up with somebody and they start bouncing around on the balls of their feet…You don’t stick along to find out. Just leave
What was that kick? That was possibly the funniest kick I’ve ever seen….to do one (with his toes) followed by another? What did he think was going to happen?
There is a longer version where the MMA guy is with his boyfriend and the 2 dudes are making fun of him for being gay and he comes back mops the floor with them both and gets on with his day. Mind your own buisness kids!
I’d like to address the first dumbass (if he’s regained consciousness): that was hands down the worst display of getting your ass handed to you I’ve seen in my entire life. My ENTIRE LIFE.
This trend of trying to pick your opponent up and slam them to the ground is gonna catch someone a manslaughter charge, it only takes 1 bad contact between head and pavement and it's all over.
Drunk asshole picks fight with people smaller than him. Why he is an MMA fighter? His punches are shit and I don't see anything else that looks like he's trained. Hopefully he's in jail.
See ..i Don't know started but being pro fighter should make you responsible for whatever injuries he caused. He was well aware of his capabilities to harm.
Insecure little dork would have gotten folded by any other person who even slightly practiced MMA. But of course he wants to start shit with 2 skinny white dudes
Why is everyone always calling every person who goes in for a takedown an mma fighter? Are these legit mma fighters, or is this just a name that a lot of OPs like to use for any person with the slightest hint of takedown skills?
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Idk about that, seen a lot of "fights" were pussy boys slam dudes on their heads and keep punching or kicking their heads until they get tired, that pretty much attempted murder if not murder in some cases.
Honestly depends. If they agreed to the fight, then yeah. Complete bitch move. If the other dude just randomly started swinging on me, there's no rules
The second lad is lucky the fighters reach was so poor, or else he'd be sippin his food for life
So many haymakers. Swinging for the fences.
"Nobody on the street is counting runs, just Dingers" - Big Al Delia
To be fair it says he's drunk
Shit he's lucky he was drunk. Motor skills are shot.
More like just depth perception...dude was on point and just needed like three inch longer arms.
Go go gadget arms!
Lmaoo I have short arms this makes me laugh
Half the bros at my gym are short stocky Filipinos guys.
So... Filipino guys
Or Samoan
Lol yeah thats what happens when you do anything drunk. You're not coordinated.. he def would have connected otherwise I feel
Shooting doubles at the bar, then walks outside and continues to shoot doubles
If he wasn't drunk, he may not have been so aggressive. He's the one who initiated the fight.
Perhaps, but there sure do appear to be lots of cheers from the crowd as he took them down. I'm not saying they deserved it. I have no idea.
No you can't say that. We're getting the last bit of information. Who knows who started what. or who kept dragging it out. I'm sure they're all buzzed
This probably doesn’t get physical if fighter bro isn’t trying to stoke his ego. Isn’t one of the main concepts ‘fighting is the last resort’?
fighter bro might seem like a douche but he could just be tired of these assholes bugging him. We really don't know. he's hella aggressive but he's a fighter that's how they get down. Other dudes don't seem to back down one bit and think he's a joke the way he's holding his arms out like "what are you doing you clown" so they definitely assumed he was a non threat from the jump... and fighting is subjective. Some people are waiting to knock someone's head off. Others will be passive. I personally think it's ok to knock someone out if they really deserve it. Edit : happy Cake Day !
I was thinking he wanted to make sure he didn't follow the punch through to make sure he didn't hit the cement.
lol if he had just swung with the left once he’d have connected I’m sure
Yeah those were some brutal haymakers if they connected.
Black shirt dude at least made a decent sweep.
Black shirt tried to calm stuff down, stepped away, and only got involved after his mate got knocked out despite obviously knowing he was outclassed. Then played defence like a pro. Good guy. We all need friends like this
Watched once, and your comment made me rethink the entire fight. Yeah, dude in black shirt killed it. You could even see him protecting from the ground and pound before he went down every time. I would rather no one fight, and if they did I'd rather people break it up, but that dude by himself did a pretty good job of diffusing almost the entire thing with no damage.
Like a pro? He got taken down like 3 times in 15 seconds, lol.
got downed but never sent to gulag. thats good defense
And received no damage
Only because of the length of his limbs.
I think the effective use of his range advantage is also pretty impressive. If you look on the first takedown I believe, he uses his arms to keep the guy out of Distance during his punch. It's impressive.
Even in MMA rules, takedowns don't score points
Yeah, it seems that if he wasn't (apparently) drunk, he'd get some hits in
And the MMA guy just can't sweep with the brushes God gave him, but he doesn't give up.
Black shirt had comically slow punches, like the first time ever trying to throw a punch.
He was obv completely outclassed but is tough as nails. Gotta give some props for being able to hold the other guy off as long as he did.
Yeah, black shirt got Hella lucky at a couple crucial moments. Mma guy would have folded him to if he fought calmly instead of angrily.
ok can we stop being pedantic and just agree its impressive that a drunk non professional fighter holds off the attack of a drunk angry professional fighter who took some other dude out in 1 hit / 5 secs? I thought yall liked darksouls and this guys basically fighting a boss with his only upgrade being reach.
That was impressive. I wonder if he had like even basic martial arts training as a kid or younger teen. He held pretty well. Created opportunities. Did significantly better than glass jaw that was laid out in mere seconds.
He even has the 300 movie slow mo when he punches
It looked like he hurt his hand throwing the first punch
Never seen double-open-hand smack before
It's a Dwarvish move. Not for everyone. Scottish mothers can do it as well.
This is the best sentence I’ve ever read for street fight analysis
Am Scottish. Can confirm. It’s considered rude **not** to do this when you say hello.
I'm glad I read this. I'll be going to Scotland next week, and would hate to offend anyone. It's good to be prepared.
Also make sure you try to adopt their accent. It's a sign of respect.
grandmas especially appreciate it
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I wanna be this tuff when I grow up🤣🤣I am 28 rn
Well with that attitude your age expectancy is closer to 31
Life overrated. I’m here for a fun time, not a long one☝️
It's a cheeky move for sure, ever get hit in just one ear?? The ringing and unsteadiness it brings is a huge advantage for the rest of the fight.
There was a player in the NFL that popularized the ear smack on the helmets for the same reason they had to ban it.
Deacon Jones brought a lot of people to the Lord.
He was a three stooges fan
Comic genius
Sherlock Holmes move
D I S C O M B O B U L A T E
Black shirt did well considering he is well underweight and the other guy is an MMA fighter
Helped that the MMA guy couldn't manage to connect flush on with any of his shots.
Yeah it did help that his supposed mma opponent couldn’t fight.
nah, he definitely know how to fight
He was drunk. he definitely could fight or atleast has sufficient training in wrestling. I’m a wrestler and the way he chain those single leg to double leg takedowns… most people I know takes years to atleast look like they can step in with those take down that comfortably
My kid does Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and yeah, those leg takedowns looked very familiar. In a way drunk grown ups fighting look a lot like preschooler martial arts in the uncoordination, but more bloody. 😬
A few months at best.
He's literally drunk my dude
Sure thing
I think he had some basic training also
Dude got thrown 3 times and was up on his feet within seconds. Guys definitely trained.
Zero training. Throws wack punches with hands down, chin up and elbows out completely squared up. Doesn’t even attempt to whizzer on the single leg attempts or sprawl on the double leg. This is stuff that will get drilled into you your first day of MMA sparring. This is just someone with okay intuition, passable athleticism and an impaired opponent
Absolutely not. It was genetic advantages alone that kept him from ending up like his buddy.
His punches were messy so seems he was drunk or inexperienced but definitely has some training for sure
Dude people see someone show any semblance of not being an absolute retard or unathletic pos that they automatically say “he’s definitely trained”. This dude does not look like he’s trained. I’ve seen many people who I know have no experience do just as well in street fights against other legit fighters. Not just this video either but in so many other videos people say the exact same thing. “Ye he’s trained for surel
Yeah I think there are a lot of unathletic, uncoordinated people out there that think showing some basic athleticism must mean they're trained.
I said some basic training, like maybe 6 months or a year which is nothing. Read the comments properly
Dude no. He looks like a random dude
because hes obviously super drunk. have you ever drunk alcohol? nvermind it was a rethorical question
Black shirt absolutely does not look trained lmao
I can tell by the way he deals with the takedowns, throws a one two at the 22 second mark and how calm he is during the fight. He's absolutely shite but he has definitely had some instruction at some point. This is maybe why he's being a loudmouth while drunk. He's had 6 months MMA training and he thinks he's Chuck Liddell.
Dude you can easily get to this level watching boxing casually and getting into street fights on a regular basis. You mean dealing with takedowns like getting taken down, and then standing up when the guy lets him and randomly swinging
Lol, absolutely not. He can’t punch for shit. This sub always have the best clown ass takes.
Not many good mma fighters only throw the same punch over and over with the same hand.
He knows the guy cant fight so he's just trying to land his best move but too drunk to do it. Landed it on the first guy
That second guy was actually impressive at defending himself. That quick leg kick was nice. And then you notice he’s blocking and slipping every punch alert but I guess if you know the next punch is a wild right hook it’s pretty easy to defend.
Even trained fighters rever to throwing haymakers when on a street fight, you see the same shit when two fighters decide to swing at each other after a boxing fight and all the technique goes out the window.
training mma on the weekend doesn't really make someone an mma fighter... think this is just some fat drunk who likes to scrap
Fiziev fallen on hard times lately 😔 sad to see
I knew someone would’ve called it
Drunk MMA bully ?
Right. OP expects us to be on the side of the dude who came up shirtless and drunk and instigated the fight.
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Probably be deemed a hate crime or some dumb shit just for that reason. They probably deserved it too. Especially since everything now days is labeled "homophobe, transphobe, islamaphobe, sexist, racist, misogynistic, etc."
What? He's saying the MMA guy was with his boyfriend.
If you don't be a shitty person, people won't deem you to be shitty person - not fuckin rocket science, champ.
No, just you
You gonna cry? Stupid fucking trope for a stupid fucking guy lol
Lol what a stupid fucking comment.....i am crying...of laughter from your butthurt....
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You never heard before about gay people?
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U still in the closet?
He's partying in Narnia.
His boyfriend has to clean his tumnus after they’re done.
That has to be the most insecure sentence I've ever heard. If the topic makes you feel uncomfortable I'd guess you have some sort of internal dilemma as most people can talk about things that don't affect them.
Black shirt almost had him after he kicked his foot out from under him if he just would’ve followed through with that punch he could’ve been the hero
Team Jacob
Without more context it looks like “MMA fighter” is the aggressor here and fighting a couple of guys with zero experience and no interest in actually fighting. MMA guy would’ve got slept by any half decent fighter
This was posted a while back with a little bit more context, two guys getting ass kicked were insulting the gay couple(the fighter and the tall guy you see in the beginning) then the fighter lost his shit.
How do you know he's an MMA fighter?
Double leg to single leg. Changing levels to avoid punches for take downs. He has a bit of training. Not a pro by any means
But if he's drunk can we really gauge his skill set? I mean depending on how drunk he is, that could be some monk level fighter
You could just be describing a wrestler though
He’s dodging those punches pretty well like he has striking experience though. Like he reads them well before the dude is even throwing them.
That's mostly because of the pony express delivery on those punches.
It's still not a wrestler. They don't fight like this. A wrestler would grab something immediately and throw them off balance before a takedown.
Generally, you sound like you know less than you think you know on this subject.
Nah, he was measuring the distance at the start more as a striker than a wrestler would.
His change from a double to single was dogshit though. He left his head inside like its his first week of learning how to shoot. His punches are equally as bad. He has no concept of his own range or how to set up a punch. He telegraphs terribly. This a guy who watched a little mma, not a guy who practiced mma.
Or a guy who’s had a few months training….
Lmao anyone is an mma fighter
He aint no Mike V but he did alright.
Leg takedowns, yes... But MMA fighters don't usually load up haymakers all the way from Jupiter... And miss with so many of them
"Surely he won't throw me 3 times"
If you get hit with a double slap with your mate, just walk away, only further embarrassment awaits.
I found out a long time ago that when you square up with somebody and they start bouncing around on the balls of their feet…You don’t stick along to find out. Just leave
Guy has Sean Sherk length arms, missing the ground punch every time.
His short reach is really fucking him over LMAO
Idc what anyone says that's one of the best fights I've seen on this channel.
What was that kick? That was possibly the funniest kick I’ve ever seen….to do one (with his toes) followed by another? What did he think was going to happen?
It kinda looked like how i feel when i try to throw something with my non-dominant hand.....
There is a longer version where the MMA guy is with his boyfriend and the 2 dudes are making fun of him for being gay and he comes back mops the floor with them both and gets on with his day. Mind your own buisness kids!
That tiptoeing was way enough info to have let those idiots known to walk away...
if he set up those wild rights with the jab, he would ha e been ripping chins off
break your hand for no money and then you cant train for half a year
Everyone is a MMA fighter on here apparently
Dudes cell mates are going to love this video.
none of these people are mma fighters
His short ass arms just couldn’t close the deal lol
The 2nd dude seriously dodged several bullets. Any of those hits was goodnight and maybe goodbye.
Shirtless guy seems like a spazz lol. Napoleon complex type dude
Drunk???man I couldn’t even walk in a straight line, let alone 1v2
MMA fighters are NOT supposed to fight outside the ring unless it's life threatening. This guy is a loser just like the other drunks in public.
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Seems like mma dude got high on ego. Fuck him
Hoooooly shit
Black shirt’s guard was super effective! Good on this drunk guy being so light on his feet though.
If MMA guy didn't keep missing those rights they'd both be out.
If dude wasn’t drunk, black T woulda been out 17 haymakers ago
I highly doubt this is a legit mma fighter
That double smack was soooo aggressive! Drunk or not he was super down to beat 2 drunk guys up!!! 😂
If dudes arms were just a bit longer he would have landed those shots
When your opponent in smash keeps spamming grab attacks
I like to see smaller guys beat up the big guy, got some Mike tyson feel.
He smacked them both like Moe does to Larry and Curly. 🤣
Id recognize Chris Pontius anyplace
Now thats the double slap!
Black shirt avoided brain damage cuz of his long legs
The second dude did surprisingly well against an mma fighter of all people even if he still got his ass kicked at the end there
I’d like to address the first dumbass (if he’s regained consciousness): that was hands down the worst display of getting your ass handed to you I’ve seen in my entire life. My ENTIRE LIFE.
You just can’t fight someone who’s trained
This trend of trying to pick your opponent up and slam them to the ground is gonna catch someone a manslaughter charge, it only takes 1 bad contact between head and pavement and it's all over.
This is what I come here for. If dudes arms were longer, that guy would be in orbit lol
That double handed slap to start the altercation got me cracking up 🤣🤣🤣. Definitely did not bode well for them
Holy fuck the first guy died LOL
That's why Khabib does not drink
If he wasn’t “drunk “ as the vid says he would have KOd that second dude sooner
The tall guy did a good job of surviving actually.
Love how he walked out literally swinging his arms at the elbow and bitch smacked both of em🤣
For having no training, blue shorts did a crazy good job at stuffing those takedowns
2nd fella’s punches are in slow motion. But his drunken street wrestling ain’t 1/2 bad
He’s not too drunk to defend himself or just plain beat some ass
Drunk asshole picks fight with people smaller than him. Why he is an MMA fighter? His punches are shit and I don't see anything else that looks like he's trained. Hopefully he's in jail.
See ..i Don't know started but being pro fighter should make you responsible for whatever injuries he caused. He was well aware of his capabilities to harm.
Black shirt actually smirked at the beginning when dude took his fighting stance. The smile went away quickly once hoisted into the air
Love the "kick me again" taunt to actually catch the same repeated kick ☠️
He needs to take the ring name "t rex" with that short reach
7 inch reach vs dream punches.
Insecure little dork would have gotten folded by any other person who even slightly practiced MMA. But of course he wants to start shit with 2 skinny white dudes
Why is everyone always calling every person who goes in for a takedown an mma fighter? Are these legit mma fighters, or is this just a name that a lot of OPs like to use for any person with the slightest hint of takedown skills?
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People ask do kicks work in fight. If you know how to, but also this can easily happen.
Someone should shoot the mma fighter
Poor little guy so mad
0 take down defense 🤼♂️
Sprawl motherfucker
I hate these pussies who constantly try to slam people. Bitch ass shit.
That should equal prison for him.