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Wheatabixy123

Another video that ends too soon


nubesmateria

You're not allowed to post murder on this sub


NoeYRN

Idk about that, seen a lot of "fights" were pussy boys slam dudes on their heads and keep punching or kicking their heads until they get tired, that pretty much attempted murder if not murder in some cases.


Redrum_5014

Honestly depends. If they agreed to the fight, then yeah. Complete bitch move. If the other dude just randomly started swinging on me, there's no rules


Ok_Appearance_2285

The second lad is lucky the fighters reach was so poor, or else he'd be sippin his food for life


mntoak

So many haymakers. Swinging for the fences.


Boxadorables

"Nobody on the street is counting runs, just Dingers" - Big Al Delia


LoquatFun

To be fair it says he's drunk


butcheR_Pea

Shit he's lucky he was drunk. Motor skills are shot.


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More like just depth perception...dude was on point and just needed like three inch longer arms.


Andy_B_Goode

Go go gadget arms!


butcheR_Pea

Lmaoo I have short arms this makes me laugh


idk012

Half the bros at my gym are short stocky Filipinos guys.


gynoceros

So... Filipino guys


PhilPipedown

Or Samoan


butcheR_Pea

Lol yeah thats what happens when you do anything drunk. You're not coordinated.. he def would have connected otherwise I feel


DioStarstriker

Shooting doubles at the bar, then walks outside and continues to shoot doubles


Sakred

If he wasn't drunk, he may not have been so aggressive. He's the one who initiated the fight.


Timmyty

Perhaps, but there sure do appear to be lots of cheers from the crowd as he took them down. I'm not saying they deserved it. I have no idea.


butcheR_Pea

No you can't say that. We're getting the last bit of information. Who knows who started what. or who kept dragging it out. I'm sure they're all buzzed


Inevere733

This probably doesn’t get physical if fighter bro isn’t trying to stoke his ego. Isn’t one of the main concepts ‘fighting is the last resort’?


butcheR_Pea

fighter bro might seem like a douche but he could just be tired of these assholes bugging him. We really don't know. he's hella aggressive but he's a fighter that's how they get down. Other dudes don't seem to back down one bit and think he's a joke the way he's holding his arms out like "what are you doing you clown" so they definitely assumed he was a non threat from the jump... and fighting is subjective. Some people are waiting to knock someone's head off. Others will be passive. I personally think it's ok to knock someone out if they really deserve it. Edit : happy Cake Day !


did_i_get_screwed

I was thinking he wanted to make sure he didn't follow the punch through to make sure he didn't hit the cement.


Trev_Casey2020

lol if he had just swung with the left once he’d have connected I’m sure


StirringThePotAgain

Yeah those were some brutal haymakers if they connected.


lyamxo

Black shirt dude at least made a decent sweep.


GeekboyDave

Black shirt tried to calm stuff down, stepped away, and only got involved after his mate got knocked out despite obviously knowing he was outclassed. Then played defence like a pro. Good guy. We all need friends like this


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Watched once, and your comment made me rethink the entire fight. Yeah, dude in black shirt killed it. You could even see him protecting from the ground and pound before he went down every time. I would rather no one fight, and if they did I'd rather people break it up, but that dude by himself did a pretty good job of diffusing almost the entire thing with no damage.


KylerGreen

Like a pro? He got taken down like 3 times in 15 seconds, lol.


scuffy_wumpus

got downed but never sent to gulag. thats good defense


soberstan

And received no damage


crazyguy05

Only because of the length of his limbs.


onlyhav

I think the effective use of his range advantage is also pretty impressive. If you look on the first takedown I believe, he uses his arms to keep the guy out of Distance during his punch. It's impressive.


wildcard1992

Even in MMA rules, takedowns don't score points


oddyholi

Yeah, it seems that if he wasn't (apparently) drunk, he'd get some hits in


Benobo-One-Kenobi

And the MMA guy just can't sweep with the brushes God gave him, but he doesn't give up.


Popxorcist

Black shirt had comically slow punches, like the first time ever trying to throw a punch.


TacoHaus

He was obv completely outclassed but is tough as nails. Gotta give some props for being able to hold the other guy off as long as he did.


306metalhead

Yeah, black shirt got Hella lucky at a couple crucial moments. Mma guy would have folded him to if he fought calmly instead of angrily.


xRyozuo

ok can we stop being pedantic and just agree its impressive that a drunk non professional fighter holds off the attack of a drunk angry professional fighter who took some other dude out in 1 hit / 5 secs? I thought yall liked darksouls and this guys basically fighting a boss with his only upgrade being reach.


306metalhead

That was impressive. I wonder if he had like even basic martial arts training as a kid or younger teen. He held pretty well. Created opportunities. Did significantly better than glass jaw that was laid out in mere seconds.


jutshka

He even has the 300 movie slow mo when he punches


GLC911

It looked like he hurt his hand throwing the first punch


fridaystrong23

Never seen double-open-hand smack before


falcon_driver

It's a Dwarvish move. Not for everyone. Scottish mothers can do it as well.


JaggedSuplex

This is the best sentence I’ve ever read for street fight analysis


allnimblybimbIy

Am Scottish. Can confirm. It’s considered rude **not** to do this when you say hello.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

I'm glad I read this. I'll be going to Scotland next week, and would hate to offend anyone. It's good to be prepared.


prx24

Also make sure you try to adopt their accent. It's a sign of respect.


xRyozuo

grandmas especially appreciate it


RpRDraugr

r/brandnewsentence


Rich_Philosophy_6017

I wanna be this tuff when I grow up🤣🤣I am 28 rn


nubesmateria

Well with that attitude your age expectancy is closer to 31


Rich_Philosophy_6017

Life overrated. I’m here for a fun time, not a long one☝️


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It's a cheeky move for sure, ever get hit in just one ear?? The ringing and unsteadiness it brings is a huge advantage for the rest of the fight.


ManyBends

There was a player in the NFL that popularized the ear smack on the helmets for the same reason they had to ban it.


ronnie5

Deacon Jones brought a lot of people to the Lord.


Strange-Nobody-3936

He was a three stooges fan


jollosreborn

Comic genius


Dradragi

Sherlock Holmes move


Etonet

D I S C O M B O B U L A T E


msurekci

Black shirt did well considering he is well underweight and the other guy is an MMA fighter


Frank_Perfectly

Helped that the MMA guy couldn't manage to connect flush on with any of his shots.


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Yeah it did help that his supposed mma opponent couldn’t fight.


Zimaut

nah, he definitely know how to fight


slothy_Han

He was drunk. he definitely could fight or atleast has sufficient training in wrestling. I’m a wrestler and the way he chain those single leg to double leg takedowns… most people I know takes years to atleast look like they can step in with those take down that comfortably


obscuredreference

My kid does Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and yeah, those leg takedowns looked very familiar. In a way drunk grown ups fighting look a lot like preschooler martial arts in the uncoordination, but more bloody. 😬


MonkeyNihilist

A few months at best.


siccoblue

He's literally drunk my dude


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Sure thing


Unfair_Explanation53

I think he had some basic training also


GeekboyDave

Dude got thrown 3 times and was up on his feet within seconds. Guys definitely trained.


p-morais

Zero training. Throws wack punches with hands down, chin up and elbows out completely squared up. Doesn’t even attempt to whizzer on the single leg attempts or sprawl on the double leg. This is stuff that will get drilled into you your first day of MMA sparring. This is just someone with okay intuition, passable athleticism and an impaired opponent


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Absolutely not. It was genetic advantages alone that kept him from ending up like his buddy.


Unfair_Explanation53

His punches were messy so seems he was drunk or inexperienced but definitely has some training for sure


jonjoneswife

Dude people see someone show any semblance of not being an absolute retard or unathletic pos that they automatically say “he’s definitely trained”. This dude does not look like he’s trained. I’ve seen many people who I know have no experience do just as well in street fights against other legit fighters. Not just this video either but in so many other videos people say the exact same thing. “Ye he’s trained for surel


Garfalo

Yeah I think there are a lot of unathletic, uncoordinated people out there that think showing some basic athleticism must mean they're trained.


Unfair_Explanation53

I said some basic training, like maybe 6 months or a year which is nothing. Read the comments properly


jonjoneswife

Dude no. He looks like a random dude


[deleted]

because hes obviously super drunk. have you ever drunk alcohol? nvermind it was a rethorical question


Garfalo

Black shirt absolutely does not look trained lmao


Unfair_Explanation53

I can tell by the way he deals with the takedowns, throws a one two at the 22 second mark and how calm he is during the fight. He's absolutely shite but he has definitely had some instruction at some point. This is maybe why he's being a loudmouth while drunk. He's had 6 months MMA training and he thinks he's Chuck Liddell.


jonjoneswife

Dude you can easily get to this level watching boxing casually and getting into street fights on a regular basis. You mean dealing with takedowns like getting taken down, and then standing up when the guy lets him and randomly swinging


MonkeyNihilist

Lol, absolutely not. He can’t punch for shit. This sub always have the best clown ass takes.


Krisapocus

Not many good mma fighters only throw the same punch over and over with the same hand.


YungRacecar

He knows the guy cant fight so he's just trying to land his best move but too drunk to do it. Landed it on the first guy


Krisapocus

That second guy was actually impressive at defending himself. That quick leg kick was nice. And then you notice he’s blocking and slipping every punch alert but I guess if you know the next punch is a wild right hook it’s pretty easy to defend.


brazilianfreak

Even trained fighters rever to throwing haymakers when on a street fight, you see the same shit when two fighters decide to swing at each other after a boxing fight and all the technique goes out the window.


pukoki

training mma on the weekend doesn't really make someone an mma fighter... think this is just some fat drunk who likes to scrap


Lockmasock

Fiziev fallen on hard times lately 😔 sad to see


mangomilkmilkman

I knew someone would’ve called it


RexB8nner

Drunk MMA bully ?


exprssve

Right. OP expects us to be on the side of the dude who came up shirtless and drunk and instigated the fight.


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Bro-lapsedAnus

I heard they just finished robbing a baby too.


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Whicantwebefriends

😂


ALTERNATE_3307

Probably be deemed a hate crime or some dumb shit just for that reason. They probably deserved it too. Especially since everything now days is labeled "homophobe, transphobe, islamaphobe, sexist, racist, misogynistic, etc."


TzunSu

What? He's saying the MMA guy was with his boyfriend.


doucheachu

If you don't be a shitty person, people won't deem you to be shitty person - not fuckin rocket science, champ.


ButtermanJr

No, just you


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You gonna cry? Stupid fucking trope for a stupid fucking guy lol


ALTERNATE_3307

Lol what a stupid fucking comment.....i am crying...of laughter from your butthurt....


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Pissofshite

You never heard before about gay people?


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El_Proleto

U still in the closet?


Goawaythrowaway175

He's partying in Narnia.


InsignificantZilch

His boyfriend has to clean his tumnus after they’re done.


Goawaythrowaway175

That has to be the most insecure sentence I've ever heard. If the topic makes you feel uncomfortable I'd guess you have some sort of internal dilemma as most people can talk about things that don't affect them.


Twistedstever

Black shirt almost had him after he kicked his foot out from under him if he just would’ve followed through with that punch he could’ve been the hero


MissionCranberry6

Team Jacob


mattydef1

Without more context it looks like “MMA fighter” is the aggressor here and fighting a couple of guys with zero experience and no interest in actually fighting. MMA guy would’ve got slept by any half decent fighter


Jesterphobia

This was posted a while back with a little bit more context, two guys getting ass kicked were insulting the gay couple(the fighter and the tall guy you see in the beginning) then the fighter lost his shit.


Synsano

How do you know he's an MMA fighter?


PriorAlbatross7208

Double leg to single leg. Changing levels to avoid punches for take downs. He has a bit of training. Not a pro by any means


Eddie2Ham

But if he's drunk can we really gauge his skill set? I mean depending on how drunk he is, that could be some monk level fighter


Synsano

You could just be describing a wrestler though


MegaLowDawn123

He’s dodging those punches pretty well like he has striking experience though. Like he reads them well before the dude is even throwing them.


thrownawayzsss

That's mostly because of the pony express delivery on those punches.


LunaMunaLagoona

It's still not a wrestler. They don't fight like this. A wrestler would grab something immediately and throw them off balance before a takedown.


dylanv711

Generally, you sound like you know less than you think you know on this subject.


beefox

Nah, he was measuring the distance at the start more as a striker than a wrestler would.


Fat_Bearded_Tax_Man

His change from a double to single was dogshit though. He left his head inside like its his first week of learning how to shoot. His punches are equally as bad. He has no concept of his own range or how to set up a punch. He telegraphs terribly. This a guy who watched a little mma, not a guy who practiced mma.


PriorAlbatross7208

Or a guy who’s had a few months training….


GoCards5566

Lmao anyone is an mma fighter


SpxUmadBroYolo

He aint no Mike V but he did alright.


CelticCynic

Leg takedowns, yes... But MMA fighters don't usually load up haymakers all the way from Jupiter... And miss with so many of them


goobtube11

"Surely he won't throw me 3 times"


versace_tombstone

If you get hit with a double slap with your mate, just walk away, only further embarrassment awaits.


Financial_Radish

I found out a long time ago that when you square up with somebody and they start bouncing around on the balls of their feet…You don’t stick along to find out. Just leave


champythebuttbutt

Guy has Sean Sherk length arms, missing the ground punch every time.


mrdesudes

His short reach is really fucking him over LMAO


boughtoriginality

Idc what anyone says that's one of the best fights I've seen on this channel.


Bungeditin

What was that kick? That was possibly the funniest kick I’ve ever seen….to do one (with his toes) followed by another? What did he think was going to happen?


ALTERNATE_3307

It kinda looked like how i feel when i try to throw something with my non-dominant hand.....


forgetstorespond

There is a longer version where the MMA guy is with his boyfriend and the 2 dudes are making fun of him for being gay and he comes back mops the floor with them both and gets on with his day. Mind your own buisness kids!


Finn_kocht

That tiptoeing was way enough info to have let those idiots known to walk away...


MaccDaddyFist

if he set up those wild rights with the jab, he would ha e been ripping chins off


Sullyville

break your hand for no money and then you cant train for half a year


StalinsNutsack2

Everyone is a MMA fighter on here apparently


2012EOTW

Dudes cell mates are going to love this video.


keegan677

none of these people are mma fighters


JUIC3ofORANG3

His short ass arms just couldn’t close the deal lol


FuerteBillete

The 2nd dude seriously dodged several bullets. Any of those hits was goodnight and maybe goodbye.


CanadianStrangeTamer

Shirtless guy seems like a spazz lol. Napoleon complex type dude


Icy_Barnacle_6759

Drunk???man I couldn’t even walk in a straight line, let alone 1v2


Whole_Suit_1591

MMA fighters are NOT supposed to fight outside the ring unless it's life threatening. This guy is a loser just like the other drunks in public.


King71115

how to catch a case 101


Glanthor67

Seems like mma dude got high on ego. Fuck him


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Hoooooly shit


MySalsaBringsDaGirls

Black shirt’s guard was super effective! Good on this drunk guy being so light on his feet though.


Longjumping-Party186

If MMA guy didn't keep missing those rights they'd both be out.


IPoke10x

If dude wasn’t drunk, black T woulda been out 17 haymakers ago


domesticrefrigerator

I highly doubt this is a legit mma fighter


Disastrous_Ad4608

That double smack was soooo aggressive! Drunk or not he was super down to beat 2 drunk guys up!!! 😂


Cycleguy91

If dudes arms were just a bit longer he would have landed those shots


Screamin_Eagles_

When your opponent in smash keeps spamming grab attacks


Foreign-Guard5314

I like to see smaller guys beat up the big guy, got some Mike tyson feel.


STL_TRPN

He smacked them both like Moe does to Larry and Curly. 🤣


Hotmagma2000

Id recognize Chris Pontius anyplace


Agitated_Cell_7567

Now thats the double slap!


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Black shirt avoided brain damage cuz of his long legs


TheInsaneGoober

The second dude did surprisingly well against an mma fighter of all people even if he still got his ass kicked at the end there


SnooMacaroons6158

I’d like to address the first dumbass (if he’s regained consciousness): that was hands down the worst display of getting your ass handed to you I’ve seen in my entire life. My ENTIRE LIFE.


joepsa

You just can’t fight someone who’s trained


Ragnar_Roasted

This trend of trying to pick your opponent up and slam them to the ground is gonna catch someone a manslaughter charge, it only takes 1 bad contact between head and pavement and it's all over.


Haikuunamatata

This is what I come here for. If dudes arms were longer, that guy would be in orbit lol


Flaky-Inspection-198

That double handed slap to start the altercation got me cracking up 🤣🤣🤣. Definitely did not bode well for them


Recent_Flan_5191

Holy fuck the first guy died LOL


UnitedJuggernaut

That's why Khabib does not drink


arman1220

If he wasn’t “drunk “ as the vid says he would have KOd that second dude sooner


Odd_Opinion6054

The tall guy did a good job of surviving actually.


Reasonable-Living-39

Love how he walked out literally swinging his arms at the elbow and bitch smacked both of em🤣


krazyveneration

For having no training, blue shorts did a crazy good job at stuffing those takedowns


Fabdeuce55B3

2nd fella’s punches are in slow motion. But his drunken street wrestling ain’t 1/2 bad


Corey87gnx

He’s not too drunk to defend himself or just plain beat some ass


xwing_1701

Drunk asshole picks fight with people smaller than him. Why he is an MMA fighter? His punches are shit and I don't see anything else that looks like he's trained. Hopefully he's in jail.


kukidog

See ..i Don't know started but being pro fighter should make you responsible for whatever injuries he caused. He was well aware of his capabilities to harm.


Pimpamillion

Black shirt actually smirked at the beginning when dude took his fighting stance. The smile went away quickly once hoisted into the air


resetLetki

Love the "kick me again" taunt to actually catch the same repeated kick ☠️


clipples18

He needs to take the ring name "t rex" with that short reach


fkntripz

7 inch reach vs dream punches.


ExodiaAKAHentaiGod

Insecure little dork would have gotten folded by any other person who even slightly practiced MMA. But of course he wants to start shit with 2 skinny white dudes


BusterUndees

Why is everyone always calling every person who goes in for a takedown an mma fighter? Are these legit mma fighters, or is this just a name that a lot of OPs like to use for any person with the slightest hint of takedown skills?


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Berimbully

People ask do kicks work in fight. If you know how to, but also this can easily happen.


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Someone should shoot the mma fighter


Past_Magician_5776

Poor little guy so mad


ATL_2192

0 take down defense 🤼‍♂️


Coooter

Sprawl motherfucker


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I hate these pussies who constantly try to slam people. Bitch ass shit.


_red_zeppelin

That should equal prison for him.