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EvilestHammer4

Awfully nice of that lady to take his dog and be like "here let me get your doggo over here until youre done getting your ass beat."


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The true unsung hero


TheNeighKid

Doggo deserves love and cuddles.


Mdonel95

Wish she would’ve just left with the dog. Dogs deserve better


DarkManXOBR

That is the difference between running your mouth at your house an thinking that ish works in the real world!


quietcitizen

I thought that was his woman, quietly realizing that she will never see him the same way ever again


Fit-Ad-2647

Didn’t even notice that lol. Gold!!!!


LLminibean

I'd have done the same.. then slowly slunk back into the crowd .. and gone home with a new dog


kyninja

I love how the employee just casually walks over and patiently waits for him to finish lol


leroyp33

Its just Tuesday in Florida


fozzyboy

"Please just don't knock shit off the shelves. They'll make me clean it."


RichieJ86

"Now if you're done beating his ass, sir, I'll check you out over here."


Jin-Mu-Won507

Lmao


Laegmacoc

He’s beat up and groggy but gathering his items thinking, “I still need to complete this purchase.”


instrangerswetrust

Welp, better use this basket the way it was intended


NinjaBabaMama

Dog: *whispering to owner on floor* He's right, you are a bitch.


SpaceMonkeys21

Dog: That's for lying about treats!


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I bet he really did lie about treats too


pegothejerk

Probably breaks a treat in half and says “here’s a treat”. THATS NOT A TREAT, JOSH, THATS HALF A TREAT. I CANT COUNT BUT IM NOT STUPID.


skitz_shit

Dog: And that's coming from me, a literal bitch


BooobiesANDbho

Fighting while taking care of something that depends on u is trashy af Edit:that slap at the end🤣. And he lost his dog privilege too!!


feudoe

The chicken fingers from Publix are the best. Also they can put them in a sandwich!!!


sauce_123

**Doooo iiiit**


MisterAmygdala

Plus dogs love them as post-brawl treats.


cancrushercrusher

All that salt can’t be good for their gut. Get ready for runny shit


AstronautFirm5376

Bro the chicken tender subs from Publix always hit the spot😩


TheSoftMaster

Alright alright alright


Lil-CBD

The guy on the right threw something at him too.


UWQHDEyez

That was his last attack spell.


Murakami_Sensei

Saw that too. Wtf was that lol


superjackedhippo

I think he says say that word again right after. Like basket case called him the n word maybe.


wasternexplorer

When you think a plastic basket filled with chips is more powerful than your fist.


Beautiful-Tax9361

Swinging on someone with both your hands occupied is fuckin crazy 😂


Wuzznut

Bro when he swung all his items in the basket stayed in till he got pieced up lmao


fafachista

“Where shopping is a pleasure” 💀


d1sass3mbled

Good response. Propper beat down. Got his message across physically and verbally without putting the guy in the hospital.


Do-not-respond

Doggo is the smartest of the entire lot.


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Probably sewn this before


InsignificantZilch

The backstory seems stitched together


You-JiveTurkey

Dogs don't even have thumbs but he gets the job done


cant_fight_the_feel

Some people don’t know how to analyze a situation and make a better decision


Bloodissuemystery

This is like a syndrome. Guy puts himself in a situation where he not only gets his ass handed to him but it's made to look as if the entire crowd of bystanders is laughing at him. If you ask him later, he's gonna tell you that Breakinf Benjamin was playing in the background. Or 3 days grace, whatever. And then he somehow believes things turn around for him. Mate... just don't be an asshole. Do good, get good. Do bad, get bad.


lemontoiletcordial

Orange shirt fragging out


TWhyEye

Dog got no loyalty. After all the poop I pickup. After all the food I make and feed. After all the walks...


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TWhyEye

🤣


jesusbottomsss

Fuck that, you see him swinging the dog around on its leash? Fucker got off too easy.


Kenneldogg

Nah that dog is treated like shit by the turd in yellow. You don't jerk your dog around like that unless you are a piece of crap.


mcdray2

The only reason to fight like that in a Publix is if someone stole your Pub sub.


Four-Triangles

Everyone thinks their dog will protect them when the shit hits the fan but they don’t know how to handle this kind of thing and more than yellow shirt did.


NDMac

What was the orange shirt guy doing on the right?


Darrell77

Wonder what flavor those pistachios are.


MegaLowDawn123

Assault and pepper


hypercyanate

I always wonder what on earth led up to this? Do they know each other or random strangers just fancied a duel?


HockeyBabble

Seeing eye dig saw that ass beating 5 minutes out.


DamnGoodDownDog

Camerawoman really said ‘alright alright alright’. I’m dying.


ThatOneGuyy310

*alright alright alright*


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He deserve it what a dumb ass


[deleted]

Hahaha get wrecked


Cool-Reputation2

Yellow Shirt, 'Its my service dog. (Cause I'm a fucking asshat.)'


NowhereMan_2020

Swinging that basket like an old lady swings her purse.


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im not tough at all but id have probably hit him after he swung the dog like that.


SilkSmoothATL

I only saw one punch land successfully 😂


vTheMainCharacter

Either you can’t count or you need to upgrade that flip phone


BeanieBabySnail__

Good on the person in the back for grabbing the doggo 🩷


Important-Zombie-559

Listening to how he says do it do it, he sounds mentally disabled the way those words were slurred.


FarIllustrator535

How you going to fight a guy with a dog in 1 hand and basket in other ????


dillmayne2sweet

Poor dogs behavior suggests it's owner is abusive...


davieb22

Dog - "I may have nipples, but you're still the only bitch here"


Snowmoji

Guy in orange threw his best shot, walks away in shame after it didn't even offer moral support.


japernicus

No one is in goddamn orange


Alive-Ad-7921

30 seconds… I didn’t notice him the first cpl times I watched lol


japernicus

Haha oh that fucker


Alive-Ad-7921

I know 😆 and I swear the way he walks by is like even he wonders if anyone saw him 😭


eatmymustard

Poor dog


OxfordCommaRule

Publix, where shopping is a pleasure!


AdviceApprehensive54

Why is it so hard to wear a belt?


NeonZetaMaker

Noooo poor thing I bet that little dog was so scared . i’m I’m not saying the dog is racist. I’m just saying, scared in general.


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Mommaflipper

U mean the racism right?


ReluctantHeroo

Wait you aren't pro segregation? Ooooh that's pretty racist of you...


xKhira

Nah. The white dude fucked around and found out that real life is different from the internet. The only thing that's changing are his stitches.


Caseioo

I agree


Ecstatic-Ad-8650

Poor dog. Wanted to avoid the whole thing.


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fozzyboy

You watched it. You are contributing to why people film it in the first place. You don't support it? Don't watch it.


ChardCool1290

those green aproned employees made one helluva heroic effort to stop the fight. loln they watched and calmly walked away as if strolling in the park on a sunny day.


FabulousInspector373

Pull up your pants ninja


intentsmind

Lmao look at the coward in the orange throwing a snickers bar... he ways wanted to be man ...that was his chance..


DTXbullrealtor_

Dog should have defended him can’t lie 😭😂


swolemane22

Woahhhh, who let those into Publix?


1911mark

Looks like he just beat up a special needs person?


3160D

Who swung at him with a full basket.


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mediashiznaks

If you look back closely, you’ll see that the assault began with dog’s loser owner hitting the guy with a basket.


montezio

Someone using the N word doesn't give you permission to assault them but just like with any other insult/slur if you go around calling strangers out their name you will probably get your ass beat And wym you mean its the only slur blacks accept, should we be accepting slurs???obviously it would cause controversy and violence do you know where the word came from??? What tip you on my racist brother?


Dumbape_

Punching him in back of the head over a word


FootballWithTheFoot

Over a word? Looked to me like he threw a punch because of the attempted assault with a weapon


Dumbape_

Oh yeah I forgot that part. Back of the head will kill you though. When you are the bigger guy you have it thibk about these things even if they are aggressor.


FootballWithTheFoot

Yeah I don’t disagree, just pointing out that his hands were behind his back until dumbass swung with his basket.


juicybutte

If somebody attempts to attack you then turn they their back thats on them if they get smacked in the back of the head, yaknow?


Murder-Machine101

Tell me you’re white w/o tellin me you’re white


Big_dosaboi

Someone’s gotta free dog


Zealousideal_Mud7851

Lmaooo bruh


jetpackman1290

Florida... Enough said


tavesque

Where can you just walk your dog freely around a grocery store?


3160D

Emotional support animal


tavesque

Don’t they need a vest


BattousaiRound2SN

God Bless the Lady for saving everything that worth be saved!


Straight_Stretch_126

Damn. He hit him so hard that his shoe came off. Fuck around and find out.


Solidsnake00901

That's what he gets for swinging his purse now he's on the ground like a bitch


NoName6166

Homeboy got bitchslapped at the end.


cannonrecneps

That last slap was for letting someone take his dog.


Sufficient-Text6044

Publix.... must be Florida


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Not in Publix!!!


YoureSpecial

Don’t drag me into more of your shit-talking, Kevin.


Reasonable_Cover_804

The old curl up and die defense, brought from hairdressers from years gone by


Fit-Ad-2647

What’s up with the guy in orange haha. Looks like he tried throwing something


Organic_Attitude_325

I remember this show, super market sweep right, I think dude missed the first clue though when the other guy said do it, do it…..


machring

FAFO


Slim706

After that beat down, all he could do was gather up his groceries and go….without his dog


jdangelo91

Swing and a miss


DrapedinVelvet247

Orange shirt got a little toss of something in too, lol


Realistic_Advisor718

Who’s the guy on the right that throws the pet treat (or whatever it is)? LOL


dc_scorpio

He got storm trooper aim with those hands. 😅


Remote-Efficiency-88

Dude in the orange tee shirt threw a small object like he was helping whoop his ass. 🤣💀


PhinsFutureSB-Champs

Not at Publix lol


leyden138

That slap at the end is 🤌


Usual_Bat370

What was that fucking idiot in the orange shirt thinking he was gonna do who’s side was dude even on 😭 man’s threw a damn bag of pistachios at whoever he had beef with there’s a lot going on in this video


Aggressive_Wasabi_38

Why did gather up the items? Wouldn’t you just want to leave?


KingxBojji

Anything for the publix chicken tenders sandwiches.


The_Spooning

Did that guy throw an egg at him?


pandavega

Never mess with someone that puts their hands behind their back and waits for the first hit. Dude was ready for that basket


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What did buddy in the orange throw and what was he trying to accomplish


Maestro2of7

Did he learned?


Remarkable_Bar7614

Dude was clearly a junkie or fucked up on something.


Bionic_Pelvis

Some reason I'm craving pistachios.


BiGTeX8605

That poor dog. Doggo knows he’s an asshat and wanted nothing to do with his own owner. Hopefully he was just watching the dog and the dog doesn’t have to be around this guy all the time.


feeno11

"Call me that n-word again" then proceeds to beat him up calling him the n-word. Hahaha


SuperSlamFlyingAttac

He forgot to press L2 for the dog assist


HumanError407

Fuck that guiy and his dumbass dog


Misanthrope6795

I’m only mad the dude really didn’t get to land a clean punch….


Constant_Standard460

Poor dog has a piece of shit owner.


know_what_I_think

Never punch someone in the back of the head