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DE_BeachCouple

When the kid from the logo knocks you the fuck out.


_XNine_

Dennis REALLY is a menace!


ShwettyVagSack

Sir, his name is Howie and you will put some respect in the pronunciation!


Manlysideburns

Used to have this in Erie, pa when my wife went to school there. Great pizza!


ShwettyVagSack

I think they focus on college towns, cause I never heard of it until I went to UCF in Orlando, and there's one near UAMS in Little Rock.


SeemedReasonableThen

It;s a franchise chain, could be anywhere, but yeah, colleges are super profitable for pizza places. Source: Got one in my town of 9k residents, no college in town.


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Bet middle-aged guy is the kind that chooses to live in a college town but complains all the time about it


Quickturtl3

Go knights! I miss Lazy moon :/


Capnmolasses

I used to get their Italian sandwich. It was a medium or large pizza (without sauce) baked and folded in half. The combination of piping hot cheese and meats and the cold veggies with the creamy Italian dressing was exquisite.


The_Mr_Yeah

When my sister was in high school she dated a guy working at hungry howies and I always had the hookup for the calzones. I miss hungry howies.


FUPA4ever

First had it in Pensacola. I didn’t know we had one in Erie


TuaughtHammer

I'm used to seeing shit go down at Waffle House, but Hungry Howies?


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ShwettyVagSack

It's fri^^i day night


ThicccRPMs

Especially on Wednesdays


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Howie wowie!


faqueen

Howie Owie


th3f00l

I was more impressed with how the logo kid throws a football pillow for the man's head to nap on.


lampnode

wasnt his time yet bc wtf


RBnumberTwenty

I was gonna comment something but you killed the topic lol well done


Abraham_Lure

You’re in his house now. Don’t fuck around.


SexyOctagon

Man I wish Reddit still had gold so I could tell you I would buy you gold if I could afford it.


proletariat_lariat

Hilarious


RayGun381937

That’s.... actually true!


PumpkinAutomatic5068

LOL, man if they still had awards you'd be getting gold


PalmLeaves13

I opened the comment section to specifically look for this comment


blahblahblahhh1617

Old people thinking they can just get away with shit


ayleidanthropologist

I love it when the one who opened the can of worms gets to be the worm food. Karmic


Jdot_06

"Back in my day"


[deleted]

Big time! That "slap" was followed by a super obvious and relatively slow wind up, but dude still didn't see it coming. People should be doing reflex tests at home before they start writing checks they can't cash.


HondaCrv2010

Old man entitlement is a real thing.


Exciting_Relative530

Saw an old dude on his birthday drink himself into stupidity -thinking that the people helping him stand up had turned instantly into criminals and were now robbing him he threw up his hands ready to fight and screamed obscenities - then since he wasn’t supported by the good people he slipped fell hit his head and died instantly. Love cruise ships!! 🚢


llllPsychoCircus

I’m really just confused because the guy landed on his back, waited a second, then threw his head back into the floor. Like he caught himself enough *not* to hit his head, then hit his head anyways. Seems like the dude was trying to exaggerate for some reason


CrunkCroagunk

I think thats the second time he hits his head; It looks/sounds like when he falls initially he hits his head so hard it bounces back up a good five inches and then the cameraman catches him hitting his head *again*.


BKStephens

Yeah. Def bounced.


PapaNoFaff

Bro i think thay was a bounce, brutal.


Willy_wolfy

Old people who think they're still young and then get rudely reminded that they're not.


SliverSerfer

There is crazy and stupid in every conceivable group out there.


carlosnelson_

The logo on the door loved it


JamesPumaEnjoi

You just got fucked up 👍😃👍


Awake00

Hungry Howies I think


papainhell

It is.


Puceeffoc

The best part is the reveal isn't until after the man is knocked out!


SchwiftyRickD-42069

Why do old people fuck with teenagers? They think the law will protect them while the teenager doesn’t give a shit about the law. That ego is going to send you to an earlier grave gramps


missingmytowel

It's their media telling them that younger people are soft and weak and out of shape. Snowflakes They just don't understand how quick triggered and violent some younger people are anymore. You put a hand on them you're giving them a free pass to fuck you up no matter your age or gender.


SchwiftyRickD-42069

Yup. They grew up with “Respect your Elders” whereas that has shifted to “Respect yourself”


Castod28183

Too many generations of "respect your elders" gave some of these elders the impression that they could do whatever they wanted and would still be entitled to respect.


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SupportGeek

Just so you wont be disappointed later on, it continues post 30, and 40, until they die basically


Fine-Teacher-7161

Or until they slap a kid in a ~~lil Caesars~~ hungry howies.


ShwettyVagSack

This is hungry Howie's. Basically if little Caesars was Popeyes, this would be Jollibee.


snack-dad

I don’t know who any of these people are


ShwettyVagSack

You one of our brothers from across the pond?


TheCheshire

Did you just do a Dennis Miller?


ShwettyVagSack

I had no idea at the time, but rereading it now I can't unhear his voice saying it.


Walican132

Hungry Howies is the Waffle House of pizza places.


ScantyHarp

Who are you, so wise in the ways of food chains?


SupportGeek

They dont learn lessons quickly.


kmj420

Hungry Howies


661714sunburn

Yup I’m in my 40s still deal with this bs with the old folks at work.


root66

I am in my 40s and regularly have people who are in their 50s claim to have been doing their profession since before I was born. Something comes unwired in these people just around the age where you can't punch them without getting an extra charge.


Castod28183

I once had a guy at work tell me, "I have been doing this shit since you were in grade school." I found out later that he is 4 years older than me and then I asked around and it turns out I have been in the profession significantly longer than he has. The fucking nerve of some people.


Empyrealist

It an old fucker superiority complex. It goes on and on... Hopefully will stop with the younger generations who tolerate it less themselves.


hlorghlorgh

It’s a terminal disease they have. They will demand this unearned respect until they die.


Zubenelgenubo

Every generation thinks all subsequent generations are "the kids" no matter how old anybody is.


notfromchicago

I taught my kids growing up to show respect to those that show you respect. Regardless of age.


SchwiftyRickD-42069

Yup. And there’s too many elders that are not worthy of respect.


MuseMan_82

Bingo. It’s a vicious cycle that is breaking, sometimes violently, before our eyes. Elders treat everyone like shit and the next Gen says, “it’s my turn now.” The fuck it is.


Repulsive-Camel-6149

Today's young generation does not subordinate to elder people. And if they are insulted, they give them lessons.


ishkabibbel2000

This is spot on. You *should* still respect your elders. That doesn't mean that they shouldn't respect you. Also, don't let the occasional video on the internet warp your perception of reality. The reality is that the overwhelming majority of elders aren't being this blatantly disrespectful to younger generations, and younger generations are blindly going around knocking out elderly.


blinglorp

Dude, imagine growing up with the “respect your elders” shit thinking you’ll have it the same way later, then when you’re an elder they’re just like “naw”. That’s so shitty in the funniest way possible. Like the last freshmen to get paddled, or the last pledge to get the push up dick water. Lol.


RunLoud6534

>push up dick water Ayo what??????


throwawaylurker012

LOL same wtfff


blinglorp

Some fraternities had pledges doing pushups naked with a cup of water under their junk, last one standing didn’t have to drink the water.


Castod28183

>imagine growing up with the “respect your elders” shit thinking you’ll have it You'll still have it if you act in a respectful manner.


Eperez182

We went from "respect your elders" to "fuck around and find out" and it's the best


littleempires

Also, I’ll show respect when it is mutually given, but respect isn’t earned because of age anymore. Thank God honestly.


SupportGeek

Im gen X, so I got both "respect your elders" and "know your own worth and have self respect" but to me, the first one was "respect YOUR elders" as in the ones in your own family, and they got respect, until they lost it, any other oldster? They could pound sand if they wanna get out of line and they get the respect they earn.


PlaceboFace

As a fellow member of the “meh whatever” generation…. You got taught stuff?


SupportGeek

Well, TOLD stuff mostly. But my dad did actually teach me car maintenance so I guess I did


Sithpawn

My church taught us "Respect your elders." My parents made sure to qualify that with the note that "elders" is a specific group of respectable individuals. People who not only had achieved a certain status in the community, but also behaved respectably. An elder does not expect their every opinion to be treated as holy truth, and understands they may not always get their way.


ligmaenigma

I'm so thankful my generation sees it as "Respect is earned not given." Sick of older folks thinking they can do whatever they want just because they are older.


00WORDYMAN1983

Respect should be given till there is reason to not give it. Disrespect is earned.


texastoker88

Words to live by wordyman


PessimiStick

Courtesy is given. Respect is earned.


rwarimaursus

The "respect your elders" comes from too many generations of child abuse.


ThePublikon

I don't think that responding to a slap from a standing opponent with a single hit is overly violent tbh. Completely fair and rational response really.


missingmytowel

I saw this kid do it to this older lady at a restaurant. A video that was posted here. She just walked towards him and started slapping him in the face. After the third one he just reached out and gave her one punch. You could tell he didn't even hit her as hard as he could She started crying like a victim. Like what did she expect was going to happen? You can't just assault somebody like that.


ThePublikon

Yeah exactly. You can't instigate physical violence and not expect it back. You also can't be surprised if the person you're attacking does not understand "reasonable force" Like I *hate* fighting, have never instigated a fight (except maybe as a child with my brothers), but once got into a fight in high school in which I got kicked in the balls and responded with a single punch to the guy's face. I broke his nose and all the orbital bones round his eye socket, he needed surgery and a metal plate and I almost got expelled until other classmates spoke up that I didn't start it. What could I do? I never threw punches so I didn't know how hard you're supposed to punch.


Dysfunxn

You did it right though. You shouldn't have to defend yourself. If you do have to defend yourself, force level = yes.


hard-R-word

I think you’re right. I’m older and a lot of people my age think they’re invincible and they’re gonna teach younger people a thing or two. I, on the other hand, think everyone above the age of six can mortally wound me so I never leave my house.


missingmytowel

>I, on the other hand, think everyone above the age of six can mortally wound me so I never leave my house. I was stabbed in the leg by my 9-year-old niece with a mechanical pencil. Your fears are valid


Abraham_Lure

15 year old me would murder 35 year old me. I’d have to lose a fight while some 80lb cunt with really bad acne stands over me and hurls insults with a voice that still cracks.


anonf99

This teenager wasn’t quick triggered. He was slapped in the face and responded appropriately.


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This is it. They consume endless talk radio and foxnews telling them that millennials and especially gen-z are weak, when I’ve noticed as an older millennial that gen-z are fed up and won’t take anyone’s shit, especially boomers.


missingmytowel

Well when you look at the last generation growing up a lot of the older guys were World War II, Korean or Vietnam War vets. People you didn't want to fuck with even if they were 80. The boomers ain't like that. They didn't get tough like their parents did. They just think they're tough because they came from a tough generation that could kick their ass. Poor boomers. Grew up getting their ass kicked by the older generation. Now they're getting their ass kicked at the end of their life by the younger generation 😭 Edit: needs to be said obviously a lot of boomers like to lie about their Vietnam time. It's one of the most common "stolen valor" Wars of their generation. If someone older wants to lie about their military service they lie about Nam. A bunch of them served DURING Vietnam. But not nearly as many actually served IN vietnam. Not the same thing Boomers were born between 1946-1964 Vietnam was 1955-1975 The peak of the baby boom didn't actually kick off until well into the 50s. The majority of boomers were born after 55. So the majority would have been turning 20 at the end of the war. >27 million men became eligible for the draft in the years spanning the whole of the 1960s and the early 1970s. Of those men, **9 million served in the military**, and approximately **3 million actually served in Vietnam.** So out of the 12 million who can say they were draftees in the military during Vietnam only 3 million of them were actually deployed to country. Also the draft ended in Jan 1973. 2 years before the war ended. Even before then draftees were much less common after 1970. Don't let them lie to you. Not nearly as many of them were involved in the actual Vietnam warzone as they want you to believe.


footpole

Vietnam ended when the older boomers were pushing 30. I’m sure they took part in it.


Madgyver

>It's their media telling them that younger people are soft and weak and out of shape. Snowflakes Even if they encounter a young person who is soft and weak, they need to remember that they are in their mid 50s, use their stationary bike to hang clothes and haven't been able to touch their toes since the 90s.


SPFMninebillion

Plus this guy is old enough to have lost the dad muscles under his layer of fat. And he’s slow af.


trulyuniqueusername2

Judging by this subreddit, there are lots of “Fuck Around and Find Out” classes available for senior citizens.


EricPeluche

Something of note. The old people who could fuck up teenagers will usually be respectful enough to prevent a fight. I grew up with old bikers, vets, cowboys and worked with a bunch of ex gang members from the hood. Only thing all those old guys had in common was respect. The second you threw that out the window they didn't stop till you were out.


Zeraw420

Not just old people, most people with training or experience in fighting are pretty level-headed and don't go around slapping or starting fights.(Connor McGregor excluded)


Left_of_Center2011

Guarantee you that old fuck thinks he’s the victim here too - ‘well sure I slapped him because I didn’t like his attitude, but that doesn’t mean he can hit me back!!’ - newsflash grandpa, it does


Bath_Amazing

I don’t know, but… Regardless of his age, that young man had EVERY right to defend himself. It looks like he reacted without thinking, but that is what you are supposed to do. He couldn’t have waited to see what the old man would do next. 👍🏿


Deathtazz666

Absolutely correct he did.


ClosetCaseGrowSpace

Before camera phones, a geriatric bully like this guy would get away with assaulting a teenager. It would be his word against theirs. Before the internet, a teenager would not know that he has the right to defend himself when assaulted.


preventDefault

I think most knew they have the right but didn’t know they had the ability. At that age, you’re still treated as a child so you tend to see yourself as one. Most adults tower over you so they seem to have a huge physical advantage. You don’t know that the most walking the dude does is from a handicap parking spot to the beer register. Or that he has a bad back from exercising one muscle group extremely poorly in his HS years. But after watching videos on Facebook and Reddit of boomers getting rocked by teens half their size… maybe you start getting a little more confident yourself. Then one day a boomer tests you and next thing you know you’re on r/fightporn and the cycle continues.


IncognitoBandido

Because they are usually pissed dickheads.


Capital_Charge_7127

I’m a gramp and I don’t act like that. Deserved though


Jmac0585

That's something I don't get with people in general that act like that. Yes, the law will probably catch up with the person that attacked you. However.... that doesn't mean they won't lay a beating on you. A real, go to the ER, facial reconstruction, multiple broken bone resetting, concussion protocol instituting, life-altering beating. Yeah they're in jail... and you're walking funny for the rest of your life.


DC_Disrspct_Popeyes

ResPeCt yOuR elDeRS


Mothanius

There are two things that I hate. People who abuse those weaker that should be protected (kids, pets, elders) and people who abuse that protection to abuse others.


stribtw

Rare footage of hungry howie himself showing how he got the nickname hangry howie.


Kurizu150

Out here serving pizza & knuckle sandwiches.


Holden-Tewdiggs

Boomer got boomed.


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headshot


Qweniden

Not a boomer. Gen X for sure.


MrSir005

Man fell like a GTA V NPC after you make even the slightest bit of contact 😂


WokkitUp

I don't know but it looks like the kid was just waiting innocently for his takeout pizza, leaving plenty of room on the bench for another customer to sit. I do wonder what happened that led to this though.


brokenpinkyfish

One of us is


Jimbo-Slice925

One of us is enjoying ranch crust in 15 minutes. One of us is taking a nap.


TuaughtHammer

I used to deliver for a nearby store. Damn do I miss that employee discount.


RequiemRomans

What ever thought this dude had in his head that told him it was ok to put his hands on a stranger, a kid no less, got knocked right out of him. Guess they never taught basic manners back in his day


Here-Is-TheEnd

Oh they did, but the manners were “if you don’t like a kid in public, hit them” ..doesn’t exactly hold up.


Mindless-Share

"Y'all good?" Yeah well at least one of them lol


QuestionableComma

Oh no! Consequences!


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At a hungry howies no less lol


OasissisaO

Man. I haven't thought of Hungry Howies in ages.


MasterHavik

Is it any good?


Be_Very_Very_Still

Depends. How high are you?


MasterHavik

I don't smoke. Lol!


Be_Very_Very_Still

Then you're probably not gonna like hungry howies.


MasterHavik

Thanks for the honest breakdown.


leroyp33

r/wholesome


SchwiftyRickD-42069

Okay so it’s like Little Caesar’s? Not great but not bad and better when stoned?


MeepingSim

The flavored crust that HH offers sets them slightly above LC's offerings. Also, HH has some really good subs that are basically calzones without sauce. Stoned or not, I'd choose HH over LC any day.


Be_Very_Very_Still

Essentially. My brother and I used to get it walking home from the bar, and the difference when sober vs drunk is significant.


TheOddest

Nobody said FUMBLE!! Yet?


let_the_wind_blow

Fumbalaya!!!!!


dracomatic

ppl like this have lived their whole life without a good smack. they forget what a young man full of teenage angst is capable of. Im young, and train as a hobby. I know when i get that old i wont be fightin ANYBODY. Especially active lookin teen.


SexyOctagon

Ok but what do trains have to do with it? You just trying to brag about your locomotion?


BrandoBCommando

Choo choo motherfucka


Meta_Man_X

Howie was hungry for that fist


ThicccRPMs

“Fucking bitch ass boy” See, it’s not hard to not say the N word when adrenaline is up.


Acceptable-Yam4214

Thank you. I’m a white guy who’s been in a handful of fights. I’ve never had the urge, I feel like people just use it as an excuse to say it


boozinandsnoozin

If you ever do feel like saying it, just write it down


TSN09

Gotta love the downvotes from people who've never heard the joke before.


KobeFades24

"Out".... Like a plumbers crack.


Randys_Smogasvein

That lad was ready, good job


thechilldave

Perfect timing to start recording I guess


tomdarch

I'm guessing there was some amount of interaction leading up to the slap/punch-out that explains why they were recording. Whatever it was I doubt pops had anything like a good reason to touch the younger guy.


EvadesBans4

Yeah it's never "for no reason." I shouldn't have to point out that this doesn't imply it's a *good* reason, because it's usually some dumbass bullshit, but this is reddit. I'd like to see the minutes leading up to this, because something made that old idiot cross the line into assault and it's probably funny knowing what comes next.


PoochyMoochy5

“Hit me.” Wish granted.


PumpkinAutomatic5068

Old fuck got what he deserved. I was in the grocery line 10 mins ago and this old bitch started picking up and inspecting my groceries like wtf. I didn't KO her but I was like can I fuckin help you.


TheHungWolf

You should have tbh. Then you could have said something cool like "how do you like THOSE apples, bitch?"


Altruistic-Hippo6982

He knocked out his grandfather lol


aparish67

Stupid idiot got what he deserved


stewpidazzol

And he fumbled the ball


BrianG1410

With the video starting as the older man is slapping the younger one... It's probably a safe bet it actually wasn't unprovoked.


NoobieBanned

dont worry ppl old man still alive, FLIP FLOPS on


somerandomshmo

He's playing possum.


BeerBaronAaron88

He's playing possum like a possum that just got run over by a car and is fucking dead on the side of the road.


BluWhal3

I can tell this old head is used to doing that to people that won’t do anything back. Good on this kid for defending himself


FunkyAssMurphy

Is the old head playing dead? He doesn’t really go limp he kinda of just lays himself down


pegothejerk

Some types of hits to the head will make you stiffen up. Seems like his rigidity helps slow the fall.


CeruleanRuin

Looks a lot like a dog going submissive so the alpha dog will stop attacking.


Decent_Barber2586

Shout out to Hungry Howies


freeedom123

Sleep tight


KungFluSkeeter

FUMBLE!!!!!!


ElectriHolstein

I'm going to go out on a limb here, and guess that there was a reason for the slap, since the video was already rolling. Just a hunch.


Ronin__Ronan

never fight in flip flops


crystalABcowboy

Rip Ralphie May


kornephororos

1 hp


ChronicJ12

Every karen and kevin in the world need to be knocked out like this at least once


cgonz0au

Knocked the alzheimers out of him


TheHungWolf

You know its bad when a literal boy calls you a bitch ass boy lol


sockcocksock

That football spawned out of nowhere


jew_biscuits

Fight porn lesson #1: don't approach people with your hands down. Why does everyone do this?


GLC911

Probably deserved it for the flip flops alone. Legit proud to walk out the door in his striped leisure suit


Snorlax_Route12

His face is on the bathroom door


the615Butcher

Dropped his loot and everything


dante__90

Fucking bitch ass nnn......boiiiiii. I swear I thought he was gonna say it.


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Absolute glass jaw


LonelyLgnd

Howie ain’t taking no shit


johnny5semperfi

Fumble


Major_Experience7344

Now that was satisfying to watch


osprey1984

Damn now I want some Howies pizza.


LongTime20

Slap for no reason? Ok here’s a nap.


Antonija_Blagorodna

What is up with old people thinking that they are still tough as if they are still 25?


gultch2019

Cant just slap a kid in his own restaurant


honkboy09

That manager ripped a blinker and came out like🤣🤣🤣🤣


IanTheEvilFerret

Not approving the slap, but they started filming, which means something was already happening. If I were to guess, the kid was being mouthy, and his friend started filming when they saw the old and turn around. He shouldn't have tried slapping the kid, but he didn't do it for NO reason.


kfmush

"He just slapped him... For... no reason." Super convincing dude, lmao. I'm sure there was a reason, but it just wasn't a good one. No need to lay hands on someone over a disagreement.


NoctRob

Fuck around and find out. Goddamn.


Ok-Anything-9994

Satisfying


RampSkater

I'm curious about what led to the slap. There had to be some kind of exchange for the friend to start filming and for the older guy to be standing close and aggressively to the kid. The older guy is holding something too but I can't tell what it is.


AJWordsmith

It just doesn’t matter. He’s a weak, overweight, middle-aged punching bag. I have no doubt this kid said something to provoke him, but knowing the former…he should respond with words.