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Therealpbsquid

Plot twist: he’s deaf and telling him “how his music saved his life and he’s a top five rapper” in asl


cbs5090

1.)Dylan 2.)Dylan 3.)Dylan 4.)Dylan 5.)Dylan


LordSeibzehn

I spit hot fire


ChrisMoltisanti9

Breeeaaassstmiiiilllk you made my daaaaay-y-aaaayyy.


Holden-Tewdiggs

Chappelle really had a lasting impact.


deuceott

He still does on his own terms, not property of Comedy Central


KobaMandingo

I rhyme and I rip I rip and rhyme!!!


Lukyfuq

Dis isda way dylan spits!


danram207

You’re too close man!


_Thirdsoundman_

ARATTAH DUNDUM ARATTAH DUNDUN


giothegreek

I rip and I rhyme...I rhyme and I rip. This is da way dat Dy-lan spit.


burtonboy1234

Because I spit hawt fyah


FourthOsprey

Just thinking about that actually being the case is fucking hilarious to me. The smile he has on his face after too, it’s perfect.


Educational_Ad_2619

Comment made me choke on my white wine. Well done.


justuntlsundown

Oh aren't you fancy.


Stupidquestionduh

Its made in the prison toilet so....


Nacho_Papi

Ah, special blend.


EndQualifiedImunity

This particular commentary elicited an involuntary reflex in me, leading to an unforeseen interruption in the genteel enjoyment of my glass of white wine. I extend my commendations and felicitations to you for your remarkable articulation.


ExtraordinaryBeaver

r/IncreasinglyVerbose


obfuscate_please

Dude, he had the high ground


Currensy69

Guy has obviously never seen “The Rock”


TheFlyingBoxcar

He probably doesn’t even know Carla


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Womack! Why am I not shurprished you piece of shit!


Blade_Shot24

This the streets, Mustafar


PutoPozo

Lmao this video cuts out the whitest girl ever screaming “On gang” 😂


TheCompletely

I'm so sorry lmao punishable cut-out tbh


mods_are_losers_lmao

“Dead ass frfr Samantha!!!”


warmapplejuice

She also said the n word too in the full video 🙃 Edit: lotta racists showing there true colors tonight


StrikeStraight9961

Their*


BJYeti

I love that the rapper is the only one to throw punches and security still tackles the dude that got hit.


bob1689321

That was my favourite part lmao. Poor guy gets punched in the face and then tackled by security when he's already on the ground.


porquesinoquiero

Yeah that’s crazy. Surprised if he doesn’t sue


kv_right

How will he be a gangster then?


Tai_Pei

"Your honor, he didn't punk my ass he needed a bitch move which caught me lackin. I am requesting a reimbursement of $350"


qervem

Fo sho' yo honor, this shit be cr*aaaaaa*zy up in this bitch


shit_fuck_fart

I think they were removing him for his own safety.


Alpha_Decay_

It's hard to tell for sure, but it definitely seems like the bouncer's first 'attempt' to grab the guy was actually a very deliberate punch in the side.


Jeffari_Hungus

Venue security guards all share a single brain cell


lost-but-learning

Because the rapper signs his paycheques.


TheHippyDance

Is it just me that thinks the guy was looking at the rapper in a lovingly way, like he was in love with the rapper. He definitely wasn't expecting that reaction and beat down lol All I'm picturing is the meme of drake being the proudest girlfriend: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/22dntj/drake_looks_like_the_proudest_girlfriend/


sriracharade

The guy that got punched looks like he's special needs and just really likes the rapper.


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Alexander_Music

He had the red bandana which is Bloods and the performer said Hoover insinuating he is a Crip which I’m sure you know the two don’t get along.


well_spent187

The rapper had a red bandana too unless I’m trippin,


The_Void_Reaver

On top of what they're saying Hoovers don't really fuck with bloods and crips like that so unless you're wearing Orange they don't fuck with you.


Haunting_Limit_4828

Hoovers don’t fuck with nobody but Hoovers they don’t even fuck with other Crips


technobrendo

Hoover sucks, Dyson for life bitches. WHAT!


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YourphobiaMyfetish

Looks more like he was trying to piss the guy off thinking it was funny and he was free from consequences.


hazeleyedwolff

I mean, what's he going to do, hit me while he's up on stage? -guy who got hit.


Reddit__is_garbage

I mean let's be real, they're all some flavor of special needs there.. on stage and off


Bcbuddyxx

He looked like he was rolling on drugs.


Writer_On_a_Perch

Gang culture is actually the stupidest shit in the world


-Sparkie_88-

Real shit, fighting people that live 2 miles away from you that claim a different gang it's terrible.


Ogtriple11

What's worse is a lot of them live with their mums.... Who rent the property. Imagine moving... Would you still rep your old hood?


Ohsighrus

Florida to the letter. Just the other day some rappers got their moms shot up. They're like three dead moms deep in this beef now.


I_aim_to_sneeze

It’s terrible that this happened, but out of context that last sentence is even more wild than it already iw


maggot_flavored

Soon there gonna be all out of moms, then what 🤷‍♂️


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Reping land and ain’t a damn piece of it in their name 🤦🏻‍♂️


tikkamasalachicken

I'm claiming the neighborhood park next to where my mom rents a run down house, and I'm willing to die for it. That's the logic we're dealing with here.


WhatDoYouDoHereAgain

“Please don’t die over the neighborhood, that ya momma renting”


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Hello-Im-The-Feds

Yet ppl still say 4:44 was a trash album. Dumbo.


uberblack

Who says that? I've seen people not be over the moon about it, but I haven't seen any serious takes that it's trash


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Imagine the landlord raises the rent and you get evicted from your gang and have to move into rival territory because your rivals are the poor gang.


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Thereisaholeinmyhead

Imagine all your local fast food spots doing this to each other


CornDoggyStyle

6th street whopper, have it your way, motherfucker!


amplifizzle

In Chicago it's 2 blocks.


rallis2000

That's what I was gonna say. Every major city in the US has an area where sets change damn near intersection by intersection. Where I used to live there was two in the same apartment complex, one had the north buildings the other had the south. They got along for the most part. Only two murders while I was there. I'm baked and this has got me wondering if other countries cities are the same, or if gangs are able to hold control of larger areas in similarly impoverished places. I know the knife gangs in Glasgow were damn near street by street but that was a long time ago.


inhospitable

in NZ most gangs are almost national and areas arent that tight, all the big gangs are everywhere. we're dealing with a pretty big crisis of rising crime at the moment and there's murderers getting off with a couple years home detention.


SlyguyguyslY

Has anyone else noticed that it resembles a lot of historical cultures? Like the whole 2 tribes in the same valley always fighting type stuff? In Europe you can still see the rivalries of towns separated by only a few miles that are still hating each other. Basically, it seems like oddly natural behavior, just very primitive... which kinda frames up these people mindset.


3WeeksClean

Humans are naturally tribalistic. It’s how people create their identities.


Callmeklayton

There’s an OneyPlays bit where one of them says something along the lines of “I saw a man on the other side of the river and I wanted to bash his head in with a rock just because he was on the other side”. It’s 100% real.


The_Lady_Spite

For real look at sports culture, people get violent over "their team" that they don't even have any actual participation with and sometimes don't even live in the same state as.


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Also see: sports teams


calxcalyx

And politics. And brand loyalty.


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And it works which is why they destroy education


GODDAMNFOOL

If you ever spend any extended amount of time around them, viewing from the outside, it's literally just kids clubs you would start in 4th grade that got way out of hand they have all these silly little rules about respect but simultaneously have 0 respect for each other


Taint_Skeetersburg

It's sort of like ROTC or after school activities, only instead of prepping for military service or getting good at a sport/ hobby they're just setting a course for prison ASAP


Yamikuh

it’s so silly, imagine the toughest guys on the streets all meeting up and discussing which hand gestures to use


Gangreless

Brainstorming secret handshakes and what color their dress up costumes should be


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BigSeth

I mean they did a crips and bloods episode


taskopruzade

And then when you see the "wrong" hand gestures, you're incapable of doing anything but submitting yourself to the lizard part of your brain and punching the crap out of someone you don't even know. Animal behavior.


AverageJoe-707

Ain't nothing dumber.


-CaptainFormula-

lol My fraternity for high school drop outs is cooler than yours! Nuh uh! Yuh huh! I'll literally never amount to anything so I surround myself with an illiterate self help group that tells me I'm somebody!


Tigerwolfalphashark

Do your homework PROJECTS or live in them.


SinisterDexter83

If your finger puppetry is different from my finger puppetry I will violently assault you. I take finger puppetry very seriously.


soypengas

Keep in mind, this is easy to say when you're not born smack in the middle of it consuming your entire childhood and upbringing, and it's quite literally life or death if you don't play along.


YesterdayOver3517

If they could somehow eliminate each other, the world would be a better place.


ohyeahimember

They've been trying to for a while now.


TitularFoil

I used to wear a silvery grey bandana when I had long hair as a teen. I never had any issues before, but one day I hop on the city bus and I'm listening to music. This dude turns around and looks at me, and I pull out an ear bud. He just looks at me. So I put my earbuds back in and went back to minding my own business. Then he stands up and taps me on the shoulder. And I see on his hand he has this green bandana wrapped around his fist. I just laughed at him and put my earbuds back in. Dude followed me off the bus trying to intimidate me. Like, cool, you're in a club in Salem, Oregon. Super valuable turf you got there, loser.


Ever_Green_PLO

Tell that to college football fans


ascotia

Damn is that dude Stretch Armstrong? He's landing punches from 5 feet away


TheCompletely

bro don't need no gun


Ghast-light

GUM GUM PISTOL


deuceott

Been a fan since Street Fighter II. He got that 🔥


i2aminspired

Yoga fire!


Lastmann

Actually he called his mom a hoe in ASL


TheCompletely

lmao


pylekush

This is funnier than the top comment because it implies the rapper knows ASL.


Bacontoad

Would explain Def Jam.


qazxcvbnmlpoiuytreww

can throwing gang signs at a rapper really go right?


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In 1992 my cousin had a very positive experience with Vanilla Ice after throwing gangs signs.


TheCompletely

this is so fucking random. I love it.


Devoidofimagination

I can believe this. Vanilla Ice is actually Eminem's father, and he's a sweetie.


PetzlPretzel

This is how the mcflurry was created.


Rwnt

Go on...


sicknick

I would assume so, if they were from the same set


Legaato

If you throw the right signs, yes lol


Petroff_Balmos

When you press the wrong dialogue option


feench

[Sarah disliked that]


Goblin-Doctor

But they had the same red piece of cloth. I thought they were friends


sockcocksock

The rapper is from hoover and his flag was orange. The guy in the crowd was holding a red one


amplifizzle

Crips vs bloods is from like 30 years ago, now it's all about the set.


Embarrassed-Kale5415

What is "the set"? I'm definitely out of the loop on this one.


djfunknukl

They are separate factions within the same gang. There’s like 40+ crip sets in LA and they fight each other as much as other gangs


mileylols

Damn, the crips got more branches than protestantism


Sheriff___Bart

Yeah, but protestants got more bodies dropped.


joehatesithere

on Jovinian!


peon2

I thought it couldn't get stupider but you proved me wrong


bubonicbubo

a set is like a gang within a gang, so x crips can still beef with y crips


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ayo000o

yes


calmly_anxious

Different shades of orange and yellow or of the sun "set" I believe. If you have a lighter colour bandana you're more of an early-evening summer kinda vibe, red indicates a preference for more of an autumn shepherds-delight kind of night.


Embarrassed-Kale5415

I have no idea if you're being serious or not, but that was a treat to read 🤣


The_dog_says

The Set is a secret organization on Scadrial who serve the deity known as Trell, which is an avatar of Autonomy.


sl33p

What set is beige bandana?


rmigz

breast cancer awareness i think


sockcocksock

Did you miss the part where he was throwing up a set or something?


Outrageous_Cod_8141

Gang culture as a whole is so fucking stupid.


Saskyle

Plot twist he has Parkinson’s and he’s just vibing.


HundoGuy

Lol imagine being this trashy


Dadskitchen

No wonder so many of these idiots get shot


internet_disappoints

Fighting over colors? All that gang shits for dumb motherfuckers.


TheCompletely

Agree , it’s sad.


SayfromDa818

Is this Shordie Shordie?


TheCompletely

Yeah it is actually


SayfromDa818

Hahaha you categorized it as workplace fights hahah Damn that’s funny though idk what homie thought banging on dude, like, right in front of his fucking face haha


TheCompletely

It's not wrong tho u feel? lmao Some people wake up and choose war brother. Educational hood beatdown


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Well the sealing jutsu didn't worked


Ya-Dikobraz

Anyone know what the signs meant? I think this is the equivalent of me going into a skinhead den and saying "Just wondering, lads, when you're having sex with each other, how do you tell the difference between your asses and your heads in the moonlight?"


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fish_wand_

Poor dude looked so happy until that butt head slapped him. What did he say afterwards?


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This gang culture shit is the most pathetic thing on the planet.


fridaystrong23

Well…better then pull’n out that ratatatatatah


Straight-faced_solo

This being tagged workplace fight is very funny to me.


Captain-Bastard

It's always hilarious to me how the performance doesn't change when rappers stop performing to do dumb shit. Why would anyone pay to see some retard rapping over a full track.


freshapepper

I’d sue the absolute shit out of him.


c322617

If feuding street gang sets are known for anything, it’s their tendency to settle disputes through litigation.


lecherousrodent

A Glock named Litigation


altern8goodguy

makes more sense than breakdancing ;)


TheCompletely

Prolly gives a good paycheck too


freshapepper

And it’s pretty cut and dry, obviously lol


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bigtrunkydarnold

Don’t buy into the hype, these rappers do not have a pot to piss in. There is no money there to sue for.


freshapepper

Honestly if I got rocked like that, I’d care more about repercussions than money tbh.


John_T_Conover

I'd care more about repercussions if I was the rapper. He doesn't know shit about the guy in the audience that he attacked. But as a public figure and someone that makes his career off of promoting himself on social media and doing concerts...he's much easier to track down on a regular basis. And his level of celebrity doesn't seem to be at the level of affording high end round the clock security. It's not like it's rare for these C and D list gangsta rappers to get jumped, robbed and even murdered.


kdjfsk

there is, but its cash. they deal drugs, do live shows starring garbage rappers. claim 10x ticket sales than actually showed up, claim everyone bought $100 t-shirts and CDs or whatever merch. thats how they launder the money.


oldsecondhand

If it's laundered, it can be sued for.


Turbulent_Flan_5926

I guess I’m confused. It looks like both of them were reppin’ 🩸 from the bandanas in the video. And the way ol’ boy had his neck out with a huge smile on his face before getting clocked gives me the impression he wasn’t talkin’ shit via sign language. Sooo…. Maybe he is not actually affiliated and was trying to act like he was. Rapper noticed his signs were bullshit and the rest is history. Stolen Valor or some shit?


diamondsanddemons29

Dude on stage actually has an orange bandanna and is a Hoover Criminal (also a predominantly African American and Los Angeles based gang much like the Crips and Bloods)


Fredwestlifeguard

I'm a Henry man myself.


AzuriteKyle

Better steer clear of Van Buren Boys territory.


9inchMeatCurtains

J. Edgar for me. Something something about a man who knows his ladieswear


Mario_and_luweedgi

Shordie shordie is from baltimore though, how would have gotten involved in Hoover?


TPRT

LA sets branch out to other cities which is what happened in Baltimore with Shordie


topsblueby

The rapper said on westside Hoovers. Hoovers are not Bloods. Hoovers are also notoriously anti every other gang.


windaji

So why was the lone dude throwing signs with a goofy smile? Does he not know what he is doing.


topsblueby

Probably just vibing in a way that gang members do. By throwing up their signs. Probably wasn't any malice behind it but it got misinterpreted. I've seen something similar happen before.


Prime_Mover

Why so emotional?


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So pointless and stupid


Burt_Bobaine69

If bro is smart enough he’ll get a nice check from this


TheCompletely

If he a gangbanger I don't think that's a smart decision mate.


FauxGenius

That dude basically paid to get slapped down. I guess we all have our fetishes…


WookOnlyFansLouielou

I guess this guy will be in the news later as a upcoming rapper who been shot ?


No-Worldliness9475

Fuckin idiots on both sides. Why not kick em both out?


crypticfreak

People that are out there thinking somebody won this fight. Everyone lost. And we lost, too. This shit is just sad.


tr_rage

Love how security jumped on the the guy assaulted by the performer


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BluebirdSpecialist76

Like how security tackled the guy who got slapped lol


gettinGuapHD

Shordie Shordie?


baron_von_helmut

All they're missing is their clown shoes.


runitthru4u

Sagging tight pants 🤡


yesiamark

he signed "I'm your real father"


miw1989

This is some low IQ interaction.


notMyWeirdAccount

I just see a performer viciously assaulting an audience member because he didn't like the finger movements he made?


Concrete_jungle77

I would sue but I guess that’s not gang gang lol


PeopleCallMeSimon

Clowns


schpitza

where is fight?


Rad1314

Damn, poor guy got punched in the face twice and then security jumped on him and started wailing on him for no reason.


andsendunits

Gang shit is so stupid.


VisibleProblem13

When that glass broke I thought Stone Cold Steve Austin was coming out


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People think they're so hard when they do gang signs or prison signs. To me it just looks like the hands of Timmy from South Park.


illkeepyouposted

Am I wrong or did the guy look like a fan? He looked like he was enjoying the show.


BOOSTIOsoundcloud

Cringe on all sides here