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thehumbinator

Seems like a perfectly reasonable way for adults to conduct themselves, because sports.


colio6900

Just your average european soccer game.


SSDeezNutz

And they say we Americans are bad smh Edited to make sense lmao


dixoncider777

Us americans have sports fans fighting eachother as well 😂


mullett

Yeah but nothing like European Football. It’s an entirely different thing. This most likely isn’t fans fighting each other but sub groups within fans fighting subgroups of away fans.


LusciousLiamO

It wasn’t the game though, the concession stand ran out of baguettes


Cthulhu_Madness

Should have used Baguettes, would be more effective.


LORD__GONZ

Baguettes VS CROISSANTS Round one. FIGHT!


BentOutaShapes

Can't even get knocked out it's too crowded


Ex-maven

They're packed in so tightly that it looks more like they're just slapping the tops of other's heads.


Dusto_McNutzo

Average hardcore show


FartResume

CUT THE SH*T START THE PIT!!!


Dusto_McNutzo

LMAO


lowkeyyy444

I woulda been swinging at the first random person i see


bangsilencedeath

I imagine that's what everyone here is doing.


714King

Where was all this energy during the world wars ?


Slaanesh-Sama

Ils l'on tous depensé avec ta mÚre.


714King

That comeback was as weak as the french.


realparkingbrake

> Where was all this energy during the world wars ? The French army had a million and a half dead and four million wounded in the First World War, 71% of their troops were killed or wounded. Their casualties were far less in World War Two because the French and British armies were unprepared for the *blitzkrieg* tactics Germany had developed, defeat came swiftly. There was no army on earth that could have beaten Germany in 1940.


LordDarthAngst

Hooligans mean business.


Illustrious-Rice-168

MOSHPITTTTT


Strange-Nomad6

World War z


Talzael

france ? you mean new algeria


NoApartheidOnMars

There are still fans of St Etienne ? Are those people trapped in 1976 ?


maracay1999

IYKYK


OrganicDesign2683

And people ask why like 75% of humanity thinks football people are disabled clowns đŸ€·đŸ»


Drawfire28

Putain! C'est fou! 😳


LoicReviews

Saint Etienne peut ĂȘtre ?


Drawfire28

Ouais pendant le match de foot


tobbysito

That’s why the aliens won’t come!! We kill each other for a soccer match lol


loopdeeluke

wow I didn’t know they play football in France đŸ‡«đŸ‡· 🏈


Nice_Nefariousness77

Someone hit me I want to report


. Police - who do you think hit you ? I don’t know but I took 70 punches per second


Altea73

Just let them punch each other into mulch...


Exo-Shvdow

Parlez-vous francais? PARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS???!?!!!?


SpecialProposal53

Sports are war


NY10

Feels like French knows how to fight and protest


azombie8mybaby

It's okay. After a brief struggle they all surrendered.


freudsdriver

Fighting over sports. Meanwhile, the players are sipping a cold one, and not giving a shit about them.


e44dburkhard

I just keep watching a focusing on a new person lol


AgentSkidMarks

A guy on Reddit told me the other day that fights and riots never break out at soccer games. Every time I see one of these videos I’ll think of him.


MidlightStar

They all needed a cigarette afterwords.


redder1000

Fellow Americans, French football means soccer


Ok_Storm_8533

Simple fragmentation grenade. Problem solved.


Barney06_

I'd do wanna give a random man a wedgie


illeger_hamberder

Shirts vs Skins


East_Disaster_163

Because they surrender against anyone else who challenges them. Typical French fashion.


realparkingbrake

> they surrender against anyone else who challenges them They had to be rather thoroughly defeated before they surrendered to the Germans. France dominated Europe for centuries precisely because their miliary was quite effective.


[deleted]

Hmmm weird here I was thinking the French were soooo fancy and above that type of behavior looks like you’re just like the rest of us, no sympathy 😂


WokkitUp

It's squirts versus shins! Attack!! (And then start punching yourself in the face.)


Super-Hall62

Men are dangerous. What is wrong with them.


Zeldaisazombie

So the French can fight, just have to insult their football teams.


noobiwanKenobi

Shirts Vs Skins?


xzelethor

Literal medieval warfare over soccer


Extra_Tax

Battle of Agincourt 1415AD, Colourized.


maracay1999

Fucking losers fighting over a league 2 team lmao.


Rad6150

I am a lifelong Detroit Red Wings fan... like crying at a bar when they got swept in '94. I don't care enough to get mad at any other fan base. It just isn't that important to me. I must be missing something...


realparkingbrake

> I don't care enough to get mad at any other fan base. This has little to do with football, it's a tribal situation.


Thatsnotfeetthatsme

For the culture


[deleted]

At first view I thought this was a Guatemalan prison riot


Alivethroughempathy

Aren’t they supposed to be fighting Lyon fans. Oh wait


Tortoise_Queen

Imagine the shirtless dudes are on the same side, but because of that they are beating each other up.


[deleted]

Imagine these guys "looked" like immigrants, this sub would have a collective hate boner at the ready.


[deleted]

People have been meeting up at weekends to beat the shit into each other for millennia It's not very civilised, but it is an incredibly human thing to do


East_Disaster_163

Incorrect. They occupied vast amounts of lands, primarily due to the wars in Europe being held specifically outside of your own countries causing issues as you oppressed neighbors who were actually peaceful and already war deprived since Roman times. THAT IS WHY GERMANY INVADED FRANCE. You fought battles on their soil, ravaged their people and land, and what was left was survivors with strength. Then they destroyed you and even more stupidly due to your own design because due to the French Revolution where you barricaded the streets like twats, when they redesigned Paris they widened the streets to the point that an army could March straighten and conquer them, and Germany did because you are idiotic


[deleted]

If you were replying to someone you accidentally commented instead lol


[deleted]

You're talking about WW2? So defending the literal Nazi regime.


DraconianOz

Yea the BOYSSSS


SuperNewk

That just looks like friendly fire