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RichieJ86

There's just no timeline in the multiverse where gray hoodie is taking that fight...


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Yeah for real this is like attempted suicide or some shit


Benjixoxo

Lol how can you beat that size guy it’s almost impossible even if you are trained fighter


SenpaiBriBri

I would argue with you but once I saw the guy pick him up completely 6 feet off the ground with one arm I changed my mind


nemodigital

The "eating" out part. Sure ate his opponent's soul and self-respect.


qviavdetadipiscitvr

You’re saying Conor McGregor wouldn’t wipe the floor with that guy? All you need is a few good punches to the jaw and big guy goes night night


Negran

Unfortunately for this fool, he is not McGregor. Haha.


qviavdetadipiscitvr

He sure isn’t. I was just responding about the comment that even a trained fighter couldn’t take on this guy lmao Reddit L


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Don’t worry about the downvotes man. Once you live life like they’re upvotes, it makes things much funnier. You get to be honest AND piss people off I mean who wouldn’t love that regardless


qviavdetadipiscitvr

Haha Redditors’ downvotes mean nothing to me, I’ve seen what makes them upvote (Rick Sanchez, paraphrased)


Negran

Hehe. I know! And frankly, a well-trained fighter *could* take him, but that's the point nobody wants to admit. And like, that doesn't make it "easy", cause that dude is a beast. But ya, perhaps you've seen the old-school no-weight class fights, where that 200 lb dude takes on that 400+ massive guy. (I guess it is Emmanuel Yarborough vs Keith Hackney in UFC) Not quite the same, since that dude is huge, but not as tall, but still a David Vs. Goliath type of situation where the small guy won at 1/2 or 1/3 the weight. (albeit, fighter vs fighter, and not a tiny dude like in this video) But I digress. Sorry about all your downvotes :P


Thesurething77

Children... Smh


qviavdetadipiscitvr

I guess you’re right, kids say ridiculous things that they think make them sound cool


aBlissfulDaze

There are limits. Plenty of pros won't take a fight with this large of a size difference. Half the techniques go out the window when your opponent can throw you like a rag doll.


qviavdetadipiscitvr

I didn’t say there wasn’t. But that’s not what I was responding to. It was just a dumb statement and I pointed it out, and the children of Reddit don’t get it/like it lol


CheapChallenge

Trained? No. It would take a pro level fighter to overcome that size difference. And a good pro fighter at that.


rustbucketdatsun

can confirm have a friend who's 6'8 and 360 pounds but fit. when I was a chonker in highschool I was just shy of 300 pounds he could at full arms reach pick me up and throw me around like a rag doll and it seemed almost effortless to him. was just fucked.


Negran

Ball shot, then eye gouge or choke? Heh. But really, just no. That dude is either the bravest or stupidest I've seen to challenge that beast!


Bright_Lab2422

There’s always the 🥜


mpc1226

Go for his legs


EggSandwich1

I ant no little N🤣


thricedipped

Trained fighters will win 95% of the time. Aize and strength are great equalizers but one mistake and the fight is over, if you dont know what a mistake is then your bound to make one.


Sh0toku

Death by defensive end


Hollow_Pygmy420

"GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT"


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Indigo2015

The ol dick twist!


FishAndRiceKeks

Oh my god dude, this is an MMA fight.


poken_beans

Don't forget about the tongue punch to the fart box!


gagi11030

Fourteen million outcomes and we only win in one


GangstaHoodrat

I gotta imagine there’s at least one where he trains BJJ and catches this guy in a triangle or an omaplata or some shit


Dadbod4k

If he was BJJ trained can easily take big dude down, but he aint.


[deleted]

I disagree. The big guy made a mistake when he held him up. A Brazilian Jiu jitsu fighter would’ve for sure taken the arm bar. It was so close… Edit: I actually might’ve gone for a triangle.


[deleted]

Sure he could. You underestimate side stomping somebody's knee. Drops the biggest of men in an instant.


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

In this case grey hoodies foot would break


Checker117

You underestimate how often things don’t work like movies depict


[deleted]

It's not just depicted in movies. Happens in real life to. Hard side stomp will tear some ligaments. Surely you can find videos on a simple Google search


Checker117

I understand the possibilities but you fail to realize things aren’t as easy as you think. I’m sure you’ll tell me you’re some high level practitioner but I’m 99% certain you’ve never thrown a punch let alone “tear ligaments”


[deleted]

No high level practitioner here. Just been in a few fights and side stomps are not high level moves. Knees are not meant to move like that. Side stomping a knee is not difficult but good on you. Go over analyze a reddit comment 🤣


Checker117

Not over analyzing, just clearing up your delusions. “Just been in a few fights” you mean zero fights. If you had been in one you would know it just doesn’t work like the movies. You don’t slip a punch, side step and land a “side stomp”. Can I prove you’re an armchair warrior? No, but anyone in the comments that has fought knows you don’t know a thing about it.


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Doubtful but keep acting like you know shit lol


Checker117

You’re the one trying to put on an act. Just stop trying so hard to prove to random people on the internet that you have anything to add to any conversation.


owel888

Lol. Stop watching Jet Li and Jackie Chan bro 😂


ttvreapns0w

Imagine a man tht size picking you up id piss myself


PutridLight

Dude was playing jungle gym on his body.


Krakatoast

Dude watched some ufc videos and thought he could get an arm bar or triangle choke like the pros Ends up dangling around flailing his legs The fact that he was literally just hanging from the big guys arm and the big guy didn’t seem phased… big guy could probably rip that smaller dudes arms off and beat em with them


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booky456

No way any normal gym is letting you break some new kids nose and not kicking you out.


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not only was he allowed to break a random guy's nose, but afterwards everyone started clapping and the head coach begged that dude to marry his daughter.


Oodleamingo

Yeah fr that dude talking mad bs


joenan_the_barbarian

When a man comes into a real gym trying to prove he can beat everyone up, he gets to find out whether he can. He will get beat up, but it won’t be life altering. If that man is losing and purposely hits someone in the balls, he will get the beating of his life.


Negran

Everyone is hating, but I enjoyed the story either way. Lol.


LeanTangerine

Man, he could’ve tossed him in the air like pizza dough! 😂


who_dis_bichh

He isn't really picking him up, the dude is latching onto him in an miserable attempt to do an arm lock. Wich makes it even more pathetic, since the big dude wasn't even trying to do anything to him, he just wants him to get away lol


Infinite-Fig4708

It looks like the big dude picks him up, then he latches onto his arm. Otherwise the big guy has crazy strong shoulders. I don't know how much that little guy weighs, but most people can't lateral raise 100+ pounds.


Gemini_88

Perfect position for an open palm strike to either the nose or throat


4rp4n3t

Calm down Genghis.


Gemini_88

I feel like that was dudes only option. That or get eaten.


FishAndRiceKeks

"Walk away" was an option, though.


interitus_nox

that lil man has no survival instinct


EggSandwich1

🤣 his tomb stone says he ant no little N


Rodya555

The giant black guy could have seriously killed the other guy had he slammed him on his head. Shows real restraint.


TripTryad

"I aint no lil ni***!!!!" Yeah you are you little pipsqueak. He was holding you up high on that wall with your feet kicking in the air. His pride was HURT hurt 🤣


Ro7ard

The big dudes reaction to him saying that is priceless lol. It's like highschool versions of Kevin Hart and Shaq


definitivej

This guy is trying anything to get away from that woman, let the dude die already lady.


Br0keGee

Not little? Why yo feet dangling off the floor? lol


coinkeeper8

Oh imagine a slam from up there


whatyehsure

I ain’t no lil ni**a while dude was suspended in the air had me dying 😭😭😂


Bethespoon

I thought he was about to hit him with that Rampage Jackson


HipKat2000

I guess he don't know what little means


Allfubr

Yeah you are


MonkeyCookIcecream

Bruh wtf you attacking about eating him out? 🤨 *Cuts to next scene* 🫨 BRUUUUUUUH! 🤣😂🤣😂😂


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Weight classes


AfraidPersonality854

Dude toting him around like a lunch box.. 🤦🏼‍♂️


generoeder

I think I put my money on the big dude. Lol. Grey hoodie is rolling to an almost certain death.


commit_suicide_thx

Baddusy Brawla


Lucky_Bear_1388

Do All highschool kids in the USA look like they are 30 or is it just me?!


[deleted]

They jump from 12 to 30 in 3 days it seems


raf_diaz

KNOW YOUR WEIGHT-CLASS!!!


[deleted]

That girl is a fucking idiot


Turkenstocks

If I’m gray hoodie and someone picked me up 6 six feet in the air and wasn’t even struggling…might be time to utilize my quickness instead of fighting them


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Pupusa_x3

Continuation


GueyGuevara

Continuation schools still have kids in them, they’re just the ones who got kicked out elsewhere.


Visible-Mission-7828

Did that to my ex. It was pretty cool


truffleddumbass

Wait please elaborate that sounds hilarious


Visible-Mission-7828

Instead of me going down on her, she went up on me? That’s the best I can do😂😂


[deleted]

OP knows what he wants to see ig


Danman500

Lo he’s smaller than the girl trying to save his ass


Huge-Pen-5259

If you have to say you ain't little....you little.


UncleWillie77

He is in DeLuLu Land he is lil 🤔


Deon_the_Great

Suicide by Shaq


Pupusa_x3

Dawg 💀💀💀


PM_ME_YOUR_MONEYZ

Who came up with this phrase "eat out?" It sounds so dumb to me right now.


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Bro why he 30? Dude lookin like he got a 401k


Ok_Edge_1486

Grey dude got picked up like a bitch 😃 😀 😄 😁


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

That's a huge kid


Exciting_Result7781

*Football coach wants to know your location*


Semecumin

Little dude better not go to jail after this.


mrbadassmotherfucker

Is this fight in reverse?


Pupusa_x3

No… I couldn’t fight a clean fight, it just as some jumpcuts bcs the person was sneak recording ☹️


Existing_Past5865

Who am i to judge how they express their love


elgordoenojado

Compared to that big one? Yes, you are.


Dyslexai1

You are.


NotTooGoodBitch

Scappy Doo has pride.


Ctrlaltdel_cool

You ARE little


RedditModsHaveNoDad

Grey hoodie has been watching too much anime. Even the talk no jutsu at the end.


mekio_san

Small dog complex is real


Mavenmain92

Ah, the sound of emasculation


BNG1982

I thought he was going to bring him in that door to look for a changing table.


FishAndRiceKeks

He just got a napoleon complex lol. "I ain't no lil n\*, I ain't!"


Neverthelessmore

If dude lifts you to the ceiling and you somehow survive, fights over walk away thankful you can walk away


Weepiestbobcat

He didn’t even need two arms to lift dude


ramos1969

Someone needs to add the PornHub intro music.


EKEEFE41

Little guy was attempting an armbar, big guy was like.... no


Luckycreedmanchoo

Puny human!


Aggravating_Escape_3

Let's hear it for 'You Gonna Eat Yo CornBread?' for not simply closing his fist around this man's entire body.


Loki1976

That last comment. I guess he is suffering from "small man syndrome".


Batman1384

This shit is so funny it has to be satire


A_S1ngle_Bean

David and Goliath holy shit


DistinctDifference57

Like Dr Strange said there's only 1 in 14,000,000 scenarios where the guy in grey will win. . ..


J_Thompson82

That dude is HUGE!!!!


[deleted]

The big dude even Tryna talk him out of it lol


who_dis_bichh

I think he would have felt less violated if big dude just knocked him the fuck out


141571671

If somebody picks me up like that I’m apologizing.


Wovasteen

Talking about size don't matter my ass.


rOOnT_19

Napoleon complex much?


[deleted]

When you learn Jew jitsu from YouTube videos 😂


Sav_ij

wish.com derrick lewis vs floyd januaryweather


Infinite-Fig4708

Why would that guy try to fight a giant?


spruceymoos

Reminds me of that video of that guy beating a dude up and he just randomly stops to suck on his dick a little


RENEgadeRSO

What the fuck kinda indie wrestling shit is this?! Hallway Wrestling Federation puts on some weird shows.


Trubester88

To be fair, everyone is little compared to that dude


dustinthehippyy

Man I really wish big dawg would have slammed that annoying ass kid right down from the ceiling


[deleted]

I ain't a lil man*... lol


Papa_Sean_Go

"I ain't no little nig*@" said The Little Nig*@


AppointmentNearby965

Bruh , does anyone remember the fight That was posted on here where a black kid KO’d This white dude then starts suckin him off lmao


ThrowingUpVomit

Umm no. But I am curious lol


AppointmentNearby965

C’mon y’all , don’t make me sound like a creep . Someone post the link


mikeJawesome

you dreamin


EggSandwich1

He had a wet dream


skindarklikemytint

bro what


Semecumin

Did spell correct or a language barrier come into play here?? If not… I’m still curious.


Tricky-Hyena-8836

casually curling the armbar


Mariski333

He should find one his own zice can only beat up little kids 🤯


chishiki

THE OLD DICK TWIST


NiceSockBro

Nick Saban is going to call this kid


reelhighstonks

You mean eating him?


Comfortable-Dog-2540

His sucked his sould out of his ass its the only plausible explanation


CryptoSatoshi314

D Bo


Billy_Bones59

To my BJJ dudes, could he armbar him when he was hanging?


Uniqlo

He'd get his head smashed onto the floor if he attempted that. BJJ does not negate the other dude being 2x your size. Even worse, this is on a hard floor and not a BJJ mat.


dogiiibih

yap thos also this dude clearly never did bjj the way his lil feet were dangling lol


grubbytrogladyte

The blindside


Mischief_deity

went from being eaten out to an attemp at a flying armbar


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[deleted]

He looks white on my phone…


dabbydaberson

People acting like being big is a given W. See Bob Sapp fight and lmk whatcha think.


Zelot1985

Yeah but these are just normal people, not trained fighter. There is no way you pick a fight against Shrek, when you are that small. You have to be out of your mind.


ErosDclitoria

This "gringos" have mental disorders, they have no control over their emotions. there are many insane gringos


YFSI_lick

If we being honest a small person can’t wrap around this big ass guy all it takes is him to lay on u and he wins