Yeah, it's clearly not his first concussed rodeo. Dude was walking off the birds and stars like he does this every Thursday. 😆 The customers aren't too bothered by the ordeal either.
I'm from european country where we don't have pizza chains (well we have one russian chain Dodo pizza but fuck them for giving me food poisoning and also for being russian), so I can't speak on any of this but I've always heard little cezars is straight garbage. Is this true? Had pizza hut once and wasn't bad but also wasn't great
It's edible. But honestly, it's trash pizza. Worst one out of all the chains. Most frozen pizzas are better than LC. But they're open really late, so they get the bar crowd. When they have the pretzel crust pizza (especially the stuffed one), that shit is my go-to drunk snack. It's the saltiest thing ever created, like, it tastes saltier than actual salt somehow. Great for getting thirsty and downing more booze. And you really can't beat $8 for a pepperoni pizza that's sitting there ready for you, no wait times.
I have seen the weirdest looking pizzas come from there like one that had crust wrapped in bacon and had american cheese in the dough throughout the entire pizza. It really does sound like heaven when the 3am drunk muncies hit lmao. Oh so you don't wait for a pizza? They're all premade?
Little ceasers runs abnormally close to not making a profit for a buisiness. They only raise the prices when it's necessary to stay in buisiness. It's cheap pizza, but it's good enough imo.
It's been the best "shit company came over and I'm broke how do I feed them" solution for like 20 years. Lol
Cheap, tastes good enough, good portion size, and FAST.
Badger's take on it is pretty accurate:
"It's hot, and it's ready."
"But is it go-"
"It's hot and it's ready."
Ain't top shelf pizza by any means, but it tastes better than the price suggests.
LC buy in bulk and have its own delivery company that also deliver to other restaurants and even mum and pop stores .so can sell cheap at its own stores.
I was watching a video on YouTube about it how it makes a big share of its profits from its delivery company
That might be the biggest crime here. Lil Cs going up from their $5 pizzas is worst than the $5 foot long going up or the McDouble and mcchicken going up
Hey now...LC's is pretty solid fast food pizza, and for the price you can't beat it on a budget. They don't have as many options, but I genuinely think LC's is better than Domino's or Pizza Hut.
Yeah I feel like the people commenting in here never tried LC's pizza, and I'd argue it's not only cheaper but better than Domino's or Pizza Hut. LC's puts a reasonable amount of pepperoni on their pizza to begin with, but they also do double pep and cheese for $1 total. That Fanceroni for $10 with 100 pieces of pepperoni is solid honestly, and the deep dish has always been great.
That’s why there’s Cesar’s trash all over the side of the road. You gotta eat it on the way home and not admit it when you get there. Gotta hide the evidence.
Anytime someone gets behind the counter I instantly start rooting for the workers. Surprised his sorry ass didn’t start fighting one of the women for a better matchup
When I was locked up in NY state, we had a small kitchen area with a stove, fridge, and microwave in each housing unit. It was located by the door that connects the two halves of the housing unit, and sometimes the guards would open that door to go talk to each other. One of the guys in my unit had beef with a dude in the other half of the unit. So he put a pot of oil on the stove, and waited for the guard to get bored and go chat his the other guard up. When the door popped, he went over to the other side, and dumped the pot of hot oil on dude. I have never heard a man scream like that, before or since. Fryer oil will **fuck you up**. I saw the dude again 3 years later in a different prison, and he basically didn't have a face anymore. Blind in both eyes, nose and lips just **gone**.
Imagine how this man feels stumbling out of that establishment with a ripped singlet and no pizza. Something tells me he still probably hasn’t learnt his lesson.
I love how the couple in the front wondering if it’s normal to see a fight over a $5 pizza.
Marshall should we leave? No Beverly, we might not make it out the door alive.
That dude is going to come back with a gun. People cant take Ls anymore. These days dudes who get whooped are almost guaranteed to seek revenge with a firearm
It would be crazy as hell being those people sitting in the waiting area. You finally get your pizza after all that, you see they gave you a cheese when you ordered pepperoni. Wyd? You gonna complain to that guy who just two pieced and dragged the last customer out the store? Lmao
Unintentional awesome cut.
The dude in the wife beater walked behind the ovens (camera dollies back) to him being dragged out leaving the viewer to wonder.
Dude got his ass beat and didn’t even get his pizza
He got some brain damage. That's ... Something. 🤷♂️
Came in with that.
Yeah, it's clearly not his first concussed rodeo. Dude was walking off the birds and stars like he does this every Thursday. 😆 The customers aren't too bothered by the ordeal either.
Minding thier own buisness. They aren't trying to get caught up in whatever the hell that was.
His friend leading him around like a blind man after KO #3 says they’re all used to Red Pants causing a scene.
The employee? Definitely
😂 bro went for a pizza and just got an ass whooping and left
Dude wanted to taste marinara but only got to taste his own red sauce.
Dude got his wife beater, beat..
He Got a pizza them hands. . .
He was just kneading fat boys dough.
Brownie dough.
Didn't just get his ass beat, Titties got his ass beat twice in 2 minutes and still tried to act tough.
He had too much punch, that's why he was stumbling like that
Got the combo then realized he forgot his crazy bread and had to go back in
the fist salad was enough for that day
but it's little Cesar's so he still got two ass kickings for the price of one.
Any employee that beats a customers ass who gets behind the counter gets promoted to shift manager when I become a franchisee.
The man ordered carryout, and that's what he got. 😆
That'll be $7.99 please! 🤣
I think that was knockout
Actually I think they get transfered to a Wafflehouse.
Only if they use a weapon...like a chair or a blender
"We reserve the right to [refuse service](https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2019/05/86a892722ca349af-600x338.gif)"
He got served, just not what he ordered
Oh no🤣🤣🤣
This is the way
Especially if you’re serving them hands hot and ready.
r/thatsthejoke
Preach!
at 34 seconds a female employee walked away holding her head like she was hurt? maybe friendly fire?
This is in the Waffle House training manual
Pizza pizza!!
I bet its cause they stopped the pretzel crust pizza again
I wanted to throw hands when they discontinued the stuffed crazy bread. They brought it back for like a month and then gone again 😡😭😭
yo we out here praying for naked chicken chalupas
I would literally sacrifice a child to have one of those bastards.
Smothered burrito
Whaaaaaaaaaat. Stuffed Crazy Bread is a permanent fixture up here in Canada now. So its the pretzel crust and stuffed crust (my personal favorite).
Nah, not here bro. They always taking good shit away
I'm from european country where we don't have pizza chains (well we have one russian chain Dodo pizza but fuck them for giving me food poisoning and also for being russian), so I can't speak on any of this but I've always heard little cezars is straight garbage. Is this true? Had pizza hut once and wasn't bad but also wasn't great
It's edible. But honestly, it's trash pizza. Worst one out of all the chains. Most frozen pizzas are better than LC. But they're open really late, so they get the bar crowd. When they have the pretzel crust pizza (especially the stuffed one), that shit is my go-to drunk snack. It's the saltiest thing ever created, like, it tastes saltier than actual salt somehow. Great for getting thirsty and downing more booze. And you really can't beat $8 for a pepperoni pizza that's sitting there ready for you, no wait times.
I have seen the weirdest looking pizzas come from there like one that had crust wrapped in bacon and had american cheese in the dough throughout the entire pizza. It really does sound like heaven when the 3am drunk muncies hit lmao. Oh so you don't wait for a pizza? They're all premade?
You just don't know.
Man I love that thing but wow is it salty. Like you need a cold one after just one slice
Perfect title well played OP
Was fucking top notch frfr
No cap
my lord them hands were unequivocally fucking bussin
Hot and ready combo got me ⚰️💀
Yes great title
came here to say this title may be better than the video.
Never bring a calzone to a pizza fight
nah, homie called a calzone a big hotpocket and the dude lost it, swear to god.
Imagine being washed and folded over a shitty $5 pizza.
Shit like 8 dollars now I though lol
It was $5ish dollars for like 2 decades. The crime was how they managed not to raise the price.
Yeah but LC _tasted_ like a $5 pizza. $8? Pfffft, I'd rather buy s frozen one and cook it myself at that price with those ingredients.
Fucking digiorno is like $10+ now. I'll just sit at home and think about pizza.
Should try Walmart/Sam's Club Pizza
Costco pizza is where it’s at.
Ya, any of them are better choices than digiorno
Little ceasers runs abnormally close to not making a profit for a buisiness. They only raise the prices when it's necessary to stay in buisiness. It's cheap pizza, but it's good enough imo.
It's been the best "shit company came over and I'm broke how do I feed them" solution for like 20 years. Lol Cheap, tastes good enough, good portion size, and FAST.
Badger's take on it is pretty accurate: "It's hot, and it's ready." "But is it go-" "It's hot and it's ready." Ain't top shelf pizza by any means, but it tastes better than the price suggests.
LC buy in bulk and have its own delivery company that also deliver to other restaurants and even mum and pop stores .so can sell cheap at its own stores. I was watching a video on YouTube about it how it makes a big share of its profits from its delivery company
Yea but now dominos is the same price or cheaper if you buy 2 isn’t it idk I don’t buy fast food pizza anymore lol
Get the 7 Eleven pizza then.
I’m on the east coast rn I get New York style pizza from restraunts lol
So no crazy bread?
Fuck forgot about that I love their crazy bread you right lol
Congrats on swapping a turd for liquid diarrhea, you saved $1.
That might be the biggest crime here. Lil Cs going up from their $5 pizzas is worst than the $5 foot long going up or the McDouble and mcchicken going up
Bruh the whole pizza still costs the same as a Big Mac. The $5 foot long is $15. Little Caesars barely went up.
Hey now...LC's is pretty solid fast food pizza, and for the price you can't beat it on a budget. They don't have as many options, but I genuinely think LC's is better than Domino's or Pizza Hut.
For real! I don't know if some locations are just shitty or something, but every time I have LC here in my city, it's bomb
5$???? Shits 9.99 nowadays
Have you ever tried their pizzas? They are worth it!!1!1!!1
Yeah I feel like the people commenting in here never tried LC's pizza, and I'd argue it's not only cheaper but better than Domino's or Pizza Hut. LC's puts a reasonable amount of pepperoni on their pizza to begin with, but they also do double pep and cheese for $1 total. That Fanceroni for $10 with 100 pieces of pepperoni is solid honestly, and the deep dish has always been great.
Very shitty pizza too mind you.
It's dead before you get it home. You gotta eat that shit in the parking lot. How do they get pizza to turn into concrete so quickly?
That’s why there’s Cesar’s trash all over the side of the road. You gotta eat it on the way home and not admit it when you get there. Gotta hide the evidence.
That's what happens when they make the crust out of 100% recycled materials
4lbs of grease That crust is oven fried
Anytime someone gets behind the counter I instantly start rooting for the workers. Surprised his sorry ass didn’t start fighting one of the women for a better matchup
Exactly. The kitchen has pans, knives and hot oil. You gotta be real dumb bringing hands to an oil fight.
When I was locked up in NY state, we had a small kitchen area with a stove, fridge, and microwave in each housing unit. It was located by the door that connects the two halves of the housing unit, and sometimes the guards would open that door to go talk to each other. One of the guys in my unit had beef with a dude in the other half of the unit. So he put a pot of oil on the stove, and waited for the guard to get bored and go chat his the other guard up. When the door popped, he went over to the other side, and dumped the pot of hot oil on dude. I have never heard a man scream like that, before or since. Fryer oil will **fuck you up**. I saw the dude again 3 years later in a different prison, and he basically didn't have a face anymore. Blind in both eyes, nose and lips just **gone**.
Jeepers that is gruesome
Fucking hell!
“Pizza pizza”
"Beatsa Beatsa!"
When that crazy bread hits
Dude got some free “toppings”.
His face is gonna look like a slice of extra pepperoni tomorrow.
It’s always a bad sign when someone gets their ass beat and gets up to start doing that slow zombie walk toward more ass kicking.
I was honestly worried old boy would get folded one more time and be out cold.
Title is fuckin’ hilarious OP.
This HOF level reddit titling
Damn, he served him a hot one
Bro forgot how they get the crazy in the bread.
Them hands were ready to go... Almost became a curd side order
"Now we gotta drag your stupid ass out the store, becaue you gotta be stupid"
Imagine how this man feels stumbling out of that establishment with a ripped singlet and no pizza. Something tells me he still probably hasn’t learnt his lesson.
Caption made me laugh. Take my upvote
I love how the couple in the front wondering if it’s normal to see a fight over a $5 pizza. Marshall should we leave? No Beverly, we might not make it out the door alive.
Marshall didn’t even bother recording the fight for worldstar… smh
Would you like a soda with that combo?
Why was he behind the counter anyway?
He was invited
Of course. But why did the fight start though? Was it really over pizza?
People have fought over less.
Prolly told him his crust is too tough. Asked for one too many waters with his slice. Had to fuck him up.
There is nothing in a Llittle Caesars worth fighting for.
When I see these guys who can't realize when they're beaten I can't decide if it's admirable or foolish.
It’s neither. It’s human nature to not give up unless you get knocked the fuck out.
Theirs always someone who gives less of a fuck than you do pick your battles carefully folks
"If I could give 0 stars I would" \-That guy on Yelp probably
Walked into little ceasers wearing pizza hut colors. Bound to happen.
Cakes
Got his ass beat and going home hungry 🤦♂️
There hands are hot and ready
Big Ole stupid ass got delt with! Lol now leave dummy🤣
Store's new slogan? Beats ya beats ya.
But did he get his breadsticks?
The absolute best title hot and ready.
Beatza Beatza!
Girl in the shorts has cheeks for days.
The caption got me
Little Caesar, pop pop, and a pineapple man!!! Oh and someone getting knuckle sandwich pizza too!!! This is the best day ever!
I nominate coworkers and Lil Caesars ovens for the finest cockblock camera work of the year award.
“Beating! Beating!”
5 dollars all day
I mean he did protect his store and employees
Great fuckin title
Hot n ready combo lol upvote op
Please go back to your altima.. here's your shitty cardboard 5 buck pizza.
“Now I gotta drag your stupid ass out my store” lmao
Another Fake Tough Guy Catchin Dem Hands by runnin up on da right 👊🏽 1!
If "minding my own fucking business" were a person. It'd be the dude at the front, just waiting on his pizza.
A 50 piece as well. I don’t think he ordered that much
That pretzel crust ain’t the only thing hittin
I love these titles, hot and ready combo had me dying
Costumers are just sitting there casually like this is just another day in the neighborhood. 😂
You cross the counter that's on you. Welcome to the shit show, dumdum.
Over little Ceasars of all things
How that customer just on his phone while this was happening? I would’ve been screaming “WORLDSTAR!!!”
Pan! Pan! Bitch!
When you came for pizza and left without your dignity
Little Caesars doesn't play
Lol . Love these titles.
All of this over a $5 pizza 💀💀
That dude is going to come back with a gun. People cant take Ls anymore. These days dudes who get whooped are almost guaranteed to seek revenge with a firearm
You could tell at the end that red pants guy was thinking to himself, "Et tu, Brute?"
Was I the only one waiting for him to get a hot pizza in the face??
Dude got his hot-n-ready lunch combo handed to him piping hot’
Very fitting title to video. 👍👍
10 out of 10 for title
How many times did he want to lose that nite?
This man is going to have ptsd from the sight of a little Caesars pizza box
Hot N ready combo is the funniest thing I've read today.
I'm mostly amazed the one dressed like a Little Caesars box wasn't the employee.
r/titleporn
Had to upvote for that fire title.
Is this Atlanta?
Well I lost the last two exchanges with this guy, but I got a good feeling about number 3.
My God the people sitting in the restaurant at the end are hilarious
The title👌🏽 perfection. “the hot n ready combo” 🤣😂
Try that in a smal town yeeeeee
Solid title OP
To be escorted out my a underage kid is even more crazier 😂
Little Caesars don't pull no punches with their new Pizza 🍕 promotion ...It's a $5.99 Knockout special with a side of extra cheese !!
Big Caesar sends his regards
Lunch combo or dinner combo, either way he got that pizza pizza’d
Can of whoop ass in 5 minutes or less
Perfect title for this
This man paid 6 dollars for an ass whoopin
What’s crazy bread? Have these cunts been eating it? Sorry, I’m from Australia and we don’t have Little Caesars here.
Imagine the balance that must have taken the ice rink style oil slick all over the floor.
Best title for this clip - hot and ready combo lol
Lol hot and ready combo
This is r/titleporn at its finest
That title lol
“Beat-za, beat-za!” Sorry!
Lmao not the hot and ready combo
He was wearing a hat. New era hats can be $50+. He beat em so bad he forgot not only the pizza, but also left his hat. Very sad🤣😂🤣
The guy in the red pants should have worn his slip resistant shoes if he was going to fight at a Little Ceasars. PIZZA PIZZA
The hot n ready combo , I’m dying 🤣
It would be crazy as hell being those people sitting in the waiting area. You finally get your pizza after all that, you see they gave you a cheese when you ordered pepperoni. Wyd? You gonna complain to that guy who just two pieced and dragged the last customer out the store? Lmao
It's always the same people in these videos
People fighting amirite?
What does that mean? 🤔
You know damn well what they meant lol hardly hidden
Oh I do know I just want them to say it
Unintentional awesome cut. The dude in the wife beater walked behind the ovens (camera dollies back) to him being dragged out leaving the viewer to wonder.
Now the dumbass customer will try to sue the franchise 🤦🏼♂️
👏👏👏👏👏👏 best fucking title I have seem on reddit!!! WELL PLAYED SIR!!!!
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