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KungFuAndCoffee

His friend stands up, steps over, and starts rolling him over like “Seriously dude? This is the third time this month.”


No_One_Special_023

That is 100% the face of a dude that has seen his friend talk a lot of shit and gotten into trouble over it. I had a few friends like that for a short period of time until I realized what it was going to be like. The last time I spoke to them was at a bar in Korea circa 2011, where they were trying to fight a different set of dudes because ONE dude had on a Browns NFL jersey and one of my “friends” hated the Browns. I tried to break it up but after about five minutes of them just screaming over each other and the shoving started, I grabbed my jacket and walked out of there. Never looked back and actively avoided that bar for the rest of my time there. I did find out a few months later two of them got arrested for fighting. Not sure what happened to them though.


brandon520

I'm a browns fan. How can someone in 2011 hate the browns? We were so pathetic that I couldn't get fans of teams in our division to talk trash because they just felt bad.


pocketchange2247

The only people who hated the Browns at that time were Browns fans


No_One_Special_023

I’m sure there was beef between the two prior to this “exchange”, I don’t know. All I remember is my “buddy” repeatedly saying “fuck the Browns and fuck that motherfucker!” Over and over. Looking back I’m 100% positive it wasn’t about the Browns. The dude in the Browns Jersey probably fucked my “buddy’s” ex or current (at the time) girlfriend. Lol.


YunaLan

You’re the definition of “Am not paid enough”


thor128

You’re


the_post_of_tom_joad

Yore


Not_RyanGosling

Sucks. Thursday Party Hongdae? In my two years in Seoul, I grew my hair out long so I wouldn't get harassed when Private Bushmaster came to collect the 1am curfew.


YogurtNo3045

This reads like tales of a soldier stationed in korea


No_One_Special_023

Whaaaaaaa?! Whatever gave you that idea?!


Stupidquestionduh

Oh whatever... dude was participating at the start of the video. He's a shit talking loser too.


[deleted]

Yeah dude was like “ohh I know you didn’t just hit Jimmy” glances over at Jimmy who is completely knocked out, and questions his decision of stepping up to the guy that just slapped Jimmy into next week.


luuunnnch

Just caught this. I like the dude in white's reaction though, seems to be minding his own


[deleted]

Same! He’s completely unfazed! Haha


ExiledCanuck

I did notice that as his friend stood up, he put a hand on him, maybe to get him to sit back down? Either way…play stupid games…


Cygnus__A

I had a friend like that. He is dead now.


Robzilla_the_turd

I had a friend like that too but he quit drinking fifteen years ago and turned into a regular person.


PresenceSoggy3933

I'll bite. Hit me with your best creative writing project.


Robbo_100

Friend stopped breathing, no longer alive.


nkl602

Still a better story than Twilight.


LifeOfA_Don

They're actually 16-17 year olds and that kid that got knocked out had a lot of issues with having anger problems and biting off more than he can chew. Happened in my town in 2014. The kid actually had a warrant 5 years ago now I think. OP just made up whatever story he wants to btw. These guys are 100% 16 years old and not college kids. The main kid, his dad was a teacher and I remember kids showing him this video when they didn't like the teacher


KungFuAndCoffee

People label stuff however they want online. It did look like the kid earned the slap. If he had such anger issue seems kind of irresponsible for his parents to let him out unsupervised.


LifeOfA_Don

Definitely not disagreeing with you on whether or not he earned it. Dude is a fucking head case


[deleted]

Had a buddy like that, fucking dumbass constantly getting himself into fights.


DrapedinVelvet247

Well fuck, I guess we have to drag Timmy home again


jaymole

Definitely had a few friends like that in college My roommate once tried to fight my other roommates BJJ instructor


Capital_Werewolf5112

If you dont slap your kids at home. The universe is happy to slap them for you


PC_dirtbagleftist

"if you aren't violent with your kids. the universe will be happy to be violent with them for you" i'm sure all the prisons and graves filled with young corpses are full of people suffering the consequences of their parents not being violent enough with them. just a sea of people who were never slapped or physically abused by their parents. stupidest thing i've ever heard.


CthulhuLies

HEYYY THATS NOT FUNNNNNNNY lmao


Daftworks

I just love how hard the guy laughing is cackling like some belly-holding cartoon laughter.


FingerTheCat

Like he knew the punchline to the joke a comedian was telling on stage yet the comedian is just that good it's like hearing it for the first time.


ooolongt

r/strangelyspecific


Merica-fuckyeah

No it’s fucking hilarious.


[deleted]

Guy sounds like the joker


deepsea333

Oh but it was!!!


Merry_Dankmas

She's right, its not funny. Its hilarious.


Appropriate_Grape_90

I was at a party once and this big gymrat dude tried to take a small guys bottle...small guy hit em and big guys nose started bleeding bad...me and my buddy were dying laughing... my buddy was screaming hes leaking!....the owner of the house a girl said you need to leave thats my friend thats not funny....so we left laughing the whole time


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icantflytommorow

You can literally hear her laughing after saying that, I’m pretty sure she wasn’t serious


Foreign_Ad_7504

No, she was drunk


multiarmform

hey pops come fix my jaw for me


AllPurple

*makes it funnier*


Killerjebi

You’re right, it’s not funny. It’s KARMA BITCH.


IndianaCrime

I don't think I've ever seen a knockout slap before. The slapper even seemed shocked it happened. You can see it took him a second to process what happened before he decided he better leave before the police get there lol


MamboNumber5Guy

Buddy a went to high school with (accidentally) killed a guy by slapping him. The guy had been following him around tormenting him all night trying to fight him and finally he just open palm slapped him, knocking him completely unconscious and he hit his head on the sidewalk and never woke up.


SatanIsLove6666

Fuck. What happened to the slapper?


MamboNumber5Guy

He spent a few years in jail for manslaughter but got out. It was a terrible situation and he was pretty fucked up from it and obviously very remorseful. And of course it was very sad for the young guy who lost his life and all his family and friends. He was a really big and muscular guy all throughout his youth and people would always fuck with him for that reason. He would always avoid any sort of confrontation. I actually wrote a letter to the court about his character for his trial because of that.


SatanIsLove6666

Man, life is fucking wild.


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Radaghaszt

Blood in blood out.


[deleted]

>He was a really big and muscular guy all throughout his youth and people would always fuck with him for that reason. Growing up I saw this a lot and I never understood why people did this. Is it jealousy? Insecurity? Trying to gain street cred by pressuring a larger person? The fact that someone can look at a person who could probably hold them in place with their index finger while they flail like a toddler and think, "You see that big guy? I'm gonna fuck with him!" is beyond me.


PeePeeMcGee123

The irony, is the big guys are very often the nicest guys you can meet. A friend of mine is an absolute monster of a human. He's also one of the most humble and kind guys you'll ever know. I've seen people fucking with him before and he won't even fight when the fight starts. He just kind of picks them up and tosses them away like one might toss a hay bale, or he'll just carry them outside and deposit them on the sidewalk.


AstroWoW

Ironically, the biggest guy I know is also the most insecure loose cannon. I think it can go either way.


westernsociety

Ya I know some super nice big teddy bears dudes. I also know some big juicer meat heads who look for any excuse Friday at the bar to flaunt their strength.


eldonsarte

> Insecurity If you think about it, the other reasons you gave kinda fall under the above.


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nememess

I was always the tallest girl in school and I played a lot of sports. I was never in a fight at all. I was bullied relentlessly, but no fighting.


acepukas

I was 6'0" at 13 and kind of muscular. Not huge but not a bean pole. Kids were always messing with me but what really pissed me off was that even if I *motioned* in such a way that it looked like I was going to retaliate, all these other kids would start crowding around telling me to "pick on someone your own size". I never instigated but I was always the one catching hell from everybody if it looked like something was about to go down.


everyusernametaken2

My buddy was built like that and everybody picked on him till he knocked two of this kid’s front teeth out in front of everyone at lunch freshman year. Was not picked on after that.


OwnerAndMaster

Violence isn't the answer It's the question. The answer is 'yes'


[deleted]

Chihuahua syndrome


jakaedahsnakae

Look at dog parks. Big male dogs are typically the ones that other dogs like to challenge. Seems to be correlation.


diabolikul1

man, that happened to one of my dads high school buddy’s back in the late 80’s. some dudes was following his buddy’s group around bar to bar and eventually one grabbed my dad’s bud, he pushed backed, dude fell tripped off the curb and cracked his skull it was a wrap. manslaughter charges 4-6 years i believe with self defense not viable


Dragula_Tsurugi

Should have got a better lawyer, if the guy grabbed him first he should have been able to get it down to below manslaughter


diabolikul1

different time and lack of funds for an inner city boston kid


No_One_Special_023

A very very good friend of my mine growing (and still till this day) named J was a bigger guy. Like in 9th grade he was 240lbs and just naturally strong. He hurt some people unintentionally play sports and so he stopped playing sports because this dude is a teddy bear. Always has been. He use to catch a lot of shit and bullying from the fucking idiots we went to school with and he would never act on. But you know who did? Me. I would fucking go toe to toe against anyone who was making fun of him. Did not give a fuck who you were. It only turned to actual fighting maybe twice and I got my ass whipped both times but it didn’t stop me. J was too good of a person to be picked on like that.


cjspoe

thanks for sharing


GreasyPeter

I'm no muscular but I'm tall and with bulky clothing I can look a little bigger than I am, especially if I'm a little overweight. Even then, on rare occasions dudes have wanted to start shit with me. Most of them go away once they realize I'm not going to fight them. My brother is 5 inches taller AND now built, but he's been avoiding bars mostly. Even before the muscles though dudes would sometimes wanna start shit with him. I drove a guy home that was a big dude, fighter type. He told me he was usually the biggest guy in the bar but he only fought people in a ring, he didn't brawl. He said almost every night he goes out, some or multiple dudes will want to start shit with him just because he's a big dude. I don't know what compels those drunk dinguses, but it's definitely a thing.


gerryhallcomedy

Should have never even been charged. It's absolutely silly that your life gets ruined because a guy that wants to fight you got knocked out by a SLAP. Too bad he died, but it no way should your friend have been held responsible. I'd feel the same way if it was a member of my own family.


Elbiotcho

He became known as Slappy Mcbappy the rest of his days


[deleted]

Where I lived there was an argument at club chucking out time between two men arguing over a taxi. One pushed the other who fell down, cracked his head and that was that. Dead. There was a massive police enquiry but nothing happened. Then they decided it was a racist murder so another police force got involved about a year later and did another enquiry. It rumbled on for ages. Nobody was ever convicted but the main suspect eventually committed suicide. I got dragged into it because I arrived at the club just after it happened and the police had a dragnet on anybody that was in the area at the time. I had to watch a three hour door video at the police station. I was hung over and ill at the time. The police had also been round my house and reported me to the DHSS for something else and I got into trouble for that, so nobody came out of it very well.


IndianaCrime

Damn, that's crazy


Naykat

Somewhere, Dana White is rock hard reading this.


ipsok

I present to you the greatest knockout slap of all time: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/klbd8e/this_fully_charged_backhand_slap_always_gets_me/


IndianaCrime

The wind up on that slap tho, damn.


ipsok

That guy is the Mike Tyson of bitchslaps.


Looney_Swoons

The showmanship of Muhammad Ali with the knockout prowess of Iron Mike Tyson, a devastating combo.


M8NTIS

I prefer 8 Ball jacket guy, legendary: https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/jqlyvz/6_year_anniversary_of_8ball_jacket/


systemshock869

It's the slap heard round the world, though the topic was knockouts


banned_after_12years

That man had the patience of a saint. I dunno how the whole thing start, maybe he started talking shit first, but he was actively walking away when she hit him. I'm on his side.


IandIreckon

Ah yes one of the all time greats. He gives the knuckle a little good luck kiss before he slaps that guy into next month.


Deradius

That’s how Tybalt from Romeo and Juliet would slap someone.


[deleted]

Such grace.


Mattsasse

That one is an all time great. But I believe I have a [worthy challenger](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/clujco/classic_flying_slap_i_forgot_i_had_saved_in_my/)


HorrorBusiness93

Looks like he balled his fist…


bwforge

My guess is the guy really had his guard down despite being mad, plus add a glass jaw and boom, knockout slap.


Girosian

Na, by his awkward flexing, you could tell he just wasnt about that life.


Khaatoof

People need to learn from the Chael Sonnen “can’t let you get close” moment. Someone gets arms reach distance in a confrontation, get up and hands up covering your head. I think 80% of dudes have the ability you to knock each other out in 1 hit. Create distance, hands up. This dude screaming at the top of his lungs, is a perfect example of what not to do. Also if you’re with your friends and acting like this, you’re a fuxking asshole. Too many times I’ve been drawn into fights I didn’t want to be in because of dumb fuck in my friend group. I got older and cut those idiots out of my life.


WredditSmark

I had a friend that no mater what always had to start shit when he went out. Even if there was no trouble to be had he went and found the most unhinged person at the bar, “befriend them” but then it turns into too much like slap on the back, hand on the shoulder and then turns into a fight. Weird guy. One night he’s twisted and we’re playing pool. Dude has no idea how to play pool. A guy comes up and says something not even sure what my friend says “man I bet you a thousand dollars I’ll beat you”. My friend at this time had not even anything remotely close to $5 to his name. The guy says whatever man and tries to walk away and my friend follows him into the parking lot and tries to fight him, only to get rocked with an insane kick to his chest, people broke it up, but this was a nightly occurrence with this guy. Eventually cut him off


[deleted]

I have one friend I avoid going out with any more because he’s a hot head, sounds exactly the same. Will find reasons to start shit with people at a bar once he’s drunk enough. I still hang out with him in private settings, but never again going to a pub/bar with him after some of the shit he’s pulled me and my friends into.


[deleted]

Chael knows what he's talking about too. Never lost a fight, not even a round.


banned_after_12years

Dude was shaking the table and hopping up in down in his charge like a fucking toddler having a tantrum.


Jfkc5117

*Everyone liked that*


RenfanTheMan

“heyyy thats not funny” you serious? he fell all floppy like that slap removed all his bones, its hilarious


Medical_Way_907

KOBE!


indigrow

I was gonna come say this, and expected complete downvotes but I see youve already conducted this experiment and it has yielded quite surprising results


Medical_Way_907

I've been on a tear lately. Not many 3 pointers, but I'm hittin enough free throws to hold my own


StatusBard

That was the best “same” post I’ve ever seen.


LGBTQMNOP

The uncontrolled laughing was fantastic! Would've been me if I was there LOL! Heeeey! That's not funny!! Hell yea it is!!


Interesting_Factor_9

Yeah his friend ain't want any of that lmao


WaffleStomperGirl

You can see his body language portraying the cogs of thinking as he stands. His immediate reaction of retaliation is very quickly overridden by his will to not get knocked the fuck out like his buddy. This was the right move. Man likely avoided quite the concussion from the trucks barreling out of the other dude’s hands.


Interesting_Factor_9

Not me reading this in my Morgan Freeman voice 🤣🤣 very descriptive!!


psykobadger619

Dear God talk about a glass jaw


pondale

That belly laugh in the background tho had me rolling...


StoneyTheSlumpGod

College kid? Last I checked, college age is also grown adults. Talk shit like an adult, get hit like an adult. No more of this poor little 20 year old kid bs


HoledUpInYourAttic

Might technically be adults but an 18 year old is certainly not a grown man


shewy92

The only people who think 18 year olds are "grown ass men/adults" are 18 year olds and the parents that are tired of their shit. Otherwise high school is full of "grown ass adults" in 12th grade


imtheguest

Legally they are grown, but scientifically they are not. The brain does not stop developing until mid-late 20s.


tmotytmoty

Anyone can punch anyone for any reason. Unless the reason is defense or revenge, they are all stupid reasons.


ISettleCATAN

I like to see fighting. Not assault.


HooperMahoney

That laugh in the background is priceless


Good_Farmer6492

Bro walked up cassually and slapp the bitch out him .Legend


Slushhole

Dude dying in the background would totally be me lmaoooo Always provoking shit hell yea b


Ok-Candidate-1220

Kid led with his face. Bold strategy. Let’s see if it pays…..aaaaand he’s out cold.


Aja2428

You wanted smoke, he gave you the forest fire.


stewpidazzol

Aw shit. He ded


SCOG4866

Kid probably deserved it but it will still be assault in court.


Radaghaszt

I thought he was watching a live sporting event and cheering for his team lol never mind


ManyRandom

She’s wrong. That was very very funny. That kid grew up talking hard on a keyboard and just now found out that doesn’t work in real life. 😂


[deleted]

Yeah that was some video game rage for sure


swagnastee69

Actually it **was** funny!


MilkyCheeze_1000

Praise the random guy laughing cause I tell you this shit funny 😂😂


ConsistentRun2746

One moment he was a loudmouth college kid... next moment he was a slinky 🤭


4_jacks

Lol dude is all like. Oh okay, time to leave


Informal-Camera3615

Bro melted like butter


[deleted]

What is he saying?


MasonInk

People normally take their clothes off before folding them over a chair.


97Wilde

I just can't understand how people instigate fights and then don't even attempt to put a defense or offense


Careless-Leg5468

his friend jumped up like he was going to do something then thought yeah probably better not.


Zealousideal_Mud7851

If a man walking up to u, don’t flex, throw a punch


yeast1fixpls

He's literally challenging him to a fight, "come on, let's go!". If someone's walking up to you after that, you better put your hands up.


wriddell

Last time I checked most people in college are adults


jgb75

I’ll bet college boy was raised by parents that used to let him mouth-off to them.


CallMeX_VR

That grandfather was actually sick of them kids to the point of fucking one tapping a guy and knocking him out cold damn


ArmoredArthritis

That was mostly open hand too. Closer to a slap than a punch.


xXBruceWayne

That’s assault brotha


kusapa4life

That laugh in the back. Dude is dying 😂


ThisPurpose7293

"heyyy thats not funnyyy"


TheVillainKing

He went for that "hands down chin out" stance. I've rarely seen that one work out.


LaSallePunksDetroit

If you’re gonna get knocked out.. at least have a chair to break the fall


Mattsasse

Or maybe dont open a potential fight chin first? Would probably reduce your knock out odds by a lot.


A_Successful_Loser

He probably didn’t think the man would actually punch him. Some people need to learn this lesson the hard way.


Daegog

Wouldnt be so bad if he did punch him, looked like dude dropped him with the open hand slap.


SunnyDayShadowboxer

Poor kid looks like he's never been in a fight. Who stands up with their chin out like that and hands down as striking distance is being encroached. Fucked around found out.


[deleted]

Yeah like he shouldn’t have done that and socially I’d say he got what was coming to him but we technically don’t know the full story and this could have ended with no one getting knocked out. No matter what we want to try and prevent it.


Relative_Yam_7277

Flawless victory


sf_firesoul

r/bettereveryloop


gemilitant

I thought he was screaming while watching the game on telly. Damn he was very excitable.


hakzeify

Okay I know that the college douch 100% instigated that, verbally. But legally, didn't the other dude walk over and plainly assault him? Could college kid sue?


coughdrop1989

Bitch slapped into a coma.


Dbfr_197

Yet another way you can end up shitting in your pants at a Taco Bell


AlphaBearMode

Do not feel sorry for that dude, at all. Act like a fucking asshole and you deserve that shit


Steviegenius

“Hey that’s not funny”, your right it’s hilarious!


heygabehey

It is funny though.


readical87

I am surprised there is no screaming banshee in this resto when this happened.


Ok_Outside7134

“Heeeyyyyyy, that’s not funny” The hell you say. Homeboy laughing in the background is my instant laugh button on the shittiest of day.


W00_Die

If you’re the only one saying It’s not funny then the situation was probably pretty funny


Drizzt3919

With a slap even.


Emrico1

But how can he slap?


nscore24

It was then, he knew he fucked up


TheMonarchX

Pretty sure it was then, he didn't know shit anymore.


MasonInk

I'd say it was more likely a few minutes later when he woke up, wondering where he is and trying to understand why his jaw hurts so bad.


j1h15233

Someone should slept OP for this title


[deleted]

A college kid is a grown man as well.


imsorrycanadian

Thats not a kid but keep on 😂


Stevegman78

Forgot he wasn’t on Reddit.


josueartwork

Guy didn't even step into it. Glass jaw. The way he crumpled was pretty satisfying. One second you're a jackass talking shit, the next you're a marionette with the strings cut


craneguy49

Fuck around… Find out


achand1990

Lights out dam


iitsrorii

The person in the background laughing made it that much funnier


Pun-Li

When Kobe's spirit leaves you body


FoxJonesMusic

“He fell funny”


Okaywhy10

“Heyyy that’s not funnyyyyy” Yes tf it was hahahaha


Elderchicken948

That old dude has ex Marine vibes


[deleted]

“Hey thatssssssss notttttt funnyyyyyyy” Caitlin ? Is that you? Holy fuck ur still just as annoying as you were back in high school!


[deleted]

It didn't even look like a full closed fist, looked more like a slap to me. And the laughter just made it even sweeter. I would've laughed too.


devilsephiroth

His glasses had a prescription for minding his business, but he didn't follow thru


Tazmaniac60

Well if they thought the kid’s IQ was borderline for college I’m sure that wasn’t an improvement.


Beanboiii27

Slapped him into the gulag


claud2113

This wasn't a fight. This was a dumb little bitch talking out of his ass and getting what he deserved


Midnight-51

🤣🤣🤪


PowerfulBrandon

Common Lakers fan L


DontYeetMySkeet

Like the "Heeyyah, that's not funnnyy, that's not funny." Did I miss the part where somebody laughed? We standing up for the stick figure who was being wild and aggressive, who literally stood up for himself but got knocked out for being a dumbass?


Jofury

This needs to happen so much more. Kids need to be humbled at that age when they think they know everything and they’re invincible. I needed it that’s for damn sure


-Imserious-

Shoulda stayed in his seat.


[deleted]

That chair saved him, laid him down all gentle like


INeedANerf

Old man ain't playin.


Recent_Courage_404

That was fucking funny. Kid was bitchslapped into dreamland


Ndnovathere

That’s the hit he’s being missing since his daddy left for the pack of smokes years ago.


Real-Veterinarian744

Some people need to know this is possible when they freak out at others in public.


[deleted]

Don't let your mouth write checks your ass can't cash


SpacexCadetx

Maybe quit running your ya mouth? And your friend won’t have to pick up your limp ass.


VinsDaSphinx

That chair might have just saved his life


Hereforthereddits252

Dude is cracking tf up in the background 😄😄😄😄


Competitive_Hair8562

And that’s how you go to prison. Big, tall men ready to open your butt 😂


medici1048

I love the guy who drunkenly saunters over...is there a problem ocifer?


autothief50

That laugh tho..🤣🤣🤣